tiger teacher
155 The pranks of popular stars.
When Wang Jian woke up in the morning, he was so scared that he almost wet the bed
The biological clock made him open his eyes just after dawn, and the moment he opened his eyes, he saw a hazy figure with his back facing him, with a thin figure, wearing a white gauze skirt, alone Sitting on the bed, with long hair hanging on one side, holding a comb in his hand, combing his hair softly and slowly from top to bottom.
Silently and breathlessly haunting the room, the subtle sound of combing hair is very clear in the room.The rustling, rustling, stirred the air, and poked Wang Jian's heart.
"haunted"
This was Wang Jian's momentary thought, and before the second thought arose, he kicked towards the back of the figure without any further ado.
However, when his foot was about to touch this thing that resembled a female ghost, he suddenly held back his strength, and he held back his calf until it cramped, so he barely stopped the powerful kick .
"I said" Wang Jian sat up slowly: "Xiao Jin"
The reason why Wang Jian knew it was Xiao Jin was actually because he saw her wearing the kitten bracelet Wang Jian gave her in the blink of an eye.If it wasn't for this thing that made Wang Jian lose his strength, Wang Jian would have to rush to the hospital for emergency treatment with Xiao Jin in his arms.
"Yeah" Xiaojin looked back at Wang Jian gloomyly, and for the first time only uttered a simple syllable from his nasal cavity.
"What do you want to play?" Wang Jian let out a long breath: "It's not yet dawn."
Xiao Jin glanced back at Tianran Er who was still sleeping soundly, then turned her head silently and continued to comb her hair: "It's nothing."
Wang Jian leaned against the head of the bed, looked at Xiao Jin for a while, then shook his head gently: "Actually."
"I know."
Xiao Jin was combing her hair all the time, and she was getting colder and colder, even more chilling than the silent appearance just now.
"You." Wang Jian got out of the bed, sat beside Xiao Jin, and reached out to stroke Xiao Jin's slippery hair: "Hey.
Xiao Jin lowered his head slightly and said in a low voice, "Will you drive me away?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Wang Jian hugged Xiao Jin's shoulders: "I, if you want to see you get married in the future, you have to serve me tea at the wedding."
"Who do you think can accompany me?" Xiao Jin's mouth curled up slightly: "Who dares to marry?"
"You think too highly of yourself, and there are many people who can cure you." Wang Jian gently pinched Xiao Jin's earlobe and twirled it around: "And you will definitely be a beautiful girl in the future, so don't ask me to help you if you are picky." Staff."
Xiao Jin raised his head and looked into Wang Jian's eyes. His mother's expression was very strange, and Wang Jian was a little puzzled by the half-smile.
After watching for about 10 minutes, she suddenly narrowed her eyes like a fox, and Wang Jian was stupefied with those eyes, but she leaned in front of Wang Jian without saying a word.
"Hey, don't mess around with me." Wang Jian pinched her face with one hand and shook her face back and forth: "Don't do things that don't match your age."
"Old Wang." Xiao Jin smiled slyly: "Believe it or not, I have a way to make myself pregnant and conceive your child."
Wang Jian's head suddenly grew bigger. Since this little bastard can say such a thing, he is absolutely sure to do it. Although Wang Jian doesn't know anything about it, it is obvious that this guy doesn't look like a liar .
"What on earth are you trying to do?" Wang Jian frowned, "I hate vexatious people very much."
Xiao Jin pouted, stretched out his hand and tapped Wang Jian's nose: "Just kidding."
Wang Jian patted her hand off: "Young or big or small."
But even though she said so, Wang Jian really felt that this guy was the most difficult person he had ever met. With two moves, Wang Jian can't handle her anyway.
More importantly, she is still a pervert, a time bomb who does not know what will happen when, Wang Jian doesn't want to and dare not provoke her, so generally as long as she doesn't go too far, Wang Jian will let her behave , but fortunately she is very smart after all, so up to now, she hasn't caused any trouble for Wang Jian.
But judging from the current development trend, if the relationship with Tianran [-] goes further, it will inevitably arouse Xiaojin's strong rebound, and only a genius knows what will happen by then.
So now Wang Jian is very worried, but there is no good solution.
"Take me to the amusement park." Xiao Jin held Wang Jian's palm with both hands, and his eyes were only eager: "Just the two of us."
"Then I have to rest." Wang Jian still patted Xiao Jin's head: "Okay, now get out of here." "
Xiao Jin turned his head and glanced at Tianran Er, his eyes suddenly changed, and then he got into the quilt like a mouse, fell asleep in Wang Jian's position, and waved to Wang Jian: "I'm sleeping here." She took off her nightgown from under the quilt, and stretched out her hand to grab the skirt and waved it at Wang Jian: "Come on, come on, a naked loli girl, pink strawberry flavor without hair, there will be no shop after this village .
Wang Jian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he knew that Xiao Jin was playing tricks, and he was not allowed to have more contact with Tian Ran Er.But he couldn't do anything, after all, he couldn't lift the quilt to take Xiao Jin out now, that would be called crime
So he had no choice but to roll into the bathroom silently, ready to take a shower and wash his hands, but he just opened the door, and before he could go in, he heard a dull roar from inside: "Get out!"
"Don't you lock the door when you go to the toilet?" Wang Jian was about to be overwhelmed by the abnormal people in the room: "Don't you pay attention?"
"I'll fuck it. It's still dark. What's the matter if I don't lock the door when I go to the toilet? Maybe? Maybe I don't lock the door?" Liang Huanhuan plausibly said: "I don't even have a door in the army. Talked?"
Wang Jian pouted outside the door: "I don't even wear clothes when I go to the bathroom. If there is a man in your toilet, see if you can lock the door."
"Hey, it's really unfortunate, we are the Iron Girl Company." Liang Huanhuan became more and more joyful inside: "If you want to see it, come in, anyway, sister is not afraid of being seen, as long as you have that kind."
Without further ado, Wang Jian unscrewed the toilet door with a lot of force, then turned around and ran away, and then heard Liang Huanhuan yelling in the toilet: "Wang Jian! You pervert! Don't let my sister take the opportunity, you are very dead!" You can't, scum!"
"You let me open the door."
After Wang Jian responded in the hall, he took his toothpaste and toothbrush to the balcony, and began to brush his teeth in the open air against the gray sky.While brushing his teeth, he suddenly found a very familiar car driving up on the empty street. After a closer look, it was Dawei's high-end car that looked like a Passat, and the people who got on and off the car were obviously It wasn't Dawei. The person who came was wearing a sun hat and a large windbreaker that covered his whole body. Although anyone with a discerning eye knew that he didn't want people to find out, in fact, his attire was more eye-catching than being completely naked.
This guy was carrying a thief who didn't know something in his hand. He sneaked up to the door of the martial arts hall, looked left and right, thought that no one had seen him, and fell down at the door of the martial arts hall with a crash, and then It was a sneaky look around, threw the thief away, patted his ass, and drove away from here.
Wang Jian spoke up quickly, then took out his phone and dialed Da Chuan: "Dawei"
"What are you doing? Are you dying?" Dawei said in a confused voice, "You are perverted."
"You're a pervert." Wang Jian wiped the toothpaste froth around his mouth: "Just now your sister poured out a mess of unknown things at my door, do you want to come over and deal with it? Let Xiao Jin see it, your sister I can't eat and walk around."
When Dawei heard this, his spirit suddenly recovered: "My sister? Did she do something wrong again? She did something wrong! Did she provoke your little Jin? . . .
"Not yet? I'll go and have a look."
Wang Jian kept talking and walked to the door. When he opened the door, he smelled a pungent smell. If he guessed right, it should be the kind of yellow industrial glue that sticks when he steps on it.
"What is it?" Dawei asked anxiously on the phone, "Isn't it pouring gasoline? How can you be sure it's my sister?"
"Nonsense, driving your car, dressed like a zongzi, wearing sunglasses and a silly hat, I guess she is the one who can do this kind of thing. If it was someone else, I would have gone down and turned it over , you just wait to collect the corpse."
"I'll be there right away." Da Chuan wailed, "I can do whatever I want with my fucking sister.
Not long after, the sky had just dawned, Xiao Jin hadn't woken up yet, and Liang Huanhuan was going back to sleep, when Dawei took a taxi, rushed over with a groaning sound, and brought a bowl with him Sitting at the door waiting for him, Wang Jian and the two squatted at the door together, staring at the big stall of universal glue in a daze.
"She really deserves a beating." Dawei nodded heavily: "If she didn't run away, it must be her. Such a stupid thing is done by her."
Wang Jian snorted and finished the noodles in the bowl: "I still have noodles here, do you want some?"
"Don't eat!" Dawei sniffled: "I don't plan to eat today, so I will go to a five-star hotel with my stomach full for a big meal."
"Do you have a good future as a tall, rich and handsome man?", Wang Jian handed over a bowl of chop suey noodles soaked with a deep-fried dough stick to Dawei: "Clean it up before those people get up, otherwise what will happen to your sister?" , I make no guarantees. "
Dawei also knows Xiaojin's horror. Dawei has seen how good she is in taking care of the house.If she knew that her stupid sister had made her little nest like this.It is estimated that when the popular star of the Xiao family walks on the red carpet someday, he will be splashed with feces all over his body.
"Let me have two bites." Dawei rolled up his sleeves and finished a big bowl of cold noodles in a frenzy: "Start working."
The biological clock made him open his eyes just after dawn, and the moment he opened his eyes, he saw a hazy figure with his back facing him, with a thin figure, wearing a white gauze skirt, alone Sitting on the bed, with long hair hanging on one side, holding a comb in his hand, combing his hair softly and slowly from top to bottom.
Silently and breathlessly haunting the room, the subtle sound of combing hair is very clear in the room.The rustling, rustling, stirred the air, and poked Wang Jian's heart.
"haunted"
This was Wang Jian's momentary thought, and before the second thought arose, he kicked towards the back of the figure without any further ado.
However, when his foot was about to touch this thing that resembled a female ghost, he suddenly held back his strength, and he held back his calf until it cramped, so he barely stopped the powerful kick .
"I said" Wang Jian sat up slowly: "Xiao Jin"
The reason why Wang Jian knew it was Xiao Jin was actually because he saw her wearing the kitten bracelet Wang Jian gave her in the blink of an eye.If it wasn't for this thing that made Wang Jian lose his strength, Wang Jian would have to rush to the hospital for emergency treatment with Xiao Jin in his arms.
"Yeah" Xiaojin looked back at Wang Jian gloomyly, and for the first time only uttered a simple syllable from his nasal cavity.
"What do you want to play?" Wang Jian let out a long breath: "It's not yet dawn."
Xiao Jin glanced back at Tianran Er who was still sleeping soundly, then turned her head silently and continued to comb her hair: "It's nothing."
Wang Jian leaned against the head of the bed, looked at Xiao Jin for a while, then shook his head gently: "Actually."
"I know."
Xiao Jin was combing her hair all the time, and she was getting colder and colder, even more chilling than the silent appearance just now.
"You." Wang Jian got out of the bed, sat beside Xiao Jin, and reached out to stroke Xiao Jin's slippery hair: "Hey.
Xiao Jin lowered his head slightly and said in a low voice, "Will you drive me away?"
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Wang Jian hugged Xiao Jin's shoulders: "I, if you want to see you get married in the future, you have to serve me tea at the wedding."
"Who do you think can accompany me?" Xiao Jin's mouth curled up slightly: "Who dares to marry?"
"You think too highly of yourself, and there are many people who can cure you." Wang Jian gently pinched Xiao Jin's earlobe and twirled it around: "And you will definitely be a beautiful girl in the future, so don't ask me to help you if you are picky." Staff."
Xiao Jin raised his head and looked into Wang Jian's eyes. His mother's expression was very strange, and Wang Jian was a little puzzled by the half-smile.
After watching for about 10 minutes, she suddenly narrowed her eyes like a fox, and Wang Jian was stupefied with those eyes, but she leaned in front of Wang Jian without saying a word.
"Hey, don't mess around with me." Wang Jian pinched her face with one hand and shook her face back and forth: "Don't do things that don't match your age."
"Old Wang." Xiao Jin smiled slyly: "Believe it or not, I have a way to make myself pregnant and conceive your child."
Wang Jian's head suddenly grew bigger. Since this little bastard can say such a thing, he is absolutely sure to do it. Although Wang Jian doesn't know anything about it, it is obvious that this guy doesn't look like a liar .
"What on earth are you trying to do?" Wang Jian frowned, "I hate vexatious people very much."
Xiao Jin pouted, stretched out his hand and tapped Wang Jian's nose: "Just kidding."
Wang Jian patted her hand off: "Young or big or small."
But even though she said so, Wang Jian really felt that this guy was the most difficult person he had ever met. With two moves, Wang Jian can't handle her anyway.
More importantly, she is still a pervert, a time bomb who does not know what will happen when, Wang Jian doesn't want to and dare not provoke her, so generally as long as she doesn't go too far, Wang Jian will let her behave , but fortunately she is very smart after all, so up to now, she hasn't caused any trouble for Wang Jian.
But judging from the current development trend, if the relationship with Tianran [-] goes further, it will inevitably arouse Xiaojin's strong rebound, and only a genius knows what will happen by then.
So now Wang Jian is very worried, but there is no good solution.
"Take me to the amusement park." Xiao Jin held Wang Jian's palm with both hands, and his eyes were only eager: "Just the two of us."
"Then I have to rest." Wang Jian still patted Xiao Jin's head: "Okay, now get out of here." "
Xiao Jin turned his head and glanced at Tianran Er, his eyes suddenly changed, and then he got into the quilt like a mouse, fell asleep in Wang Jian's position, and waved to Wang Jian: "I'm sleeping here." She took off her nightgown from under the quilt, and stretched out her hand to grab the skirt and waved it at Wang Jian: "Come on, come on, a naked loli girl, pink strawberry flavor without hair, there will be no shop after this village .
Wang Jian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he knew that Xiao Jin was playing tricks, and he was not allowed to have more contact with Tian Ran Er.But he couldn't do anything, after all, he couldn't lift the quilt to take Xiao Jin out now, that would be called crime
So he had no choice but to roll into the bathroom silently, ready to take a shower and wash his hands, but he just opened the door, and before he could go in, he heard a dull roar from inside: "Get out!"
"Don't you lock the door when you go to the toilet?" Wang Jian was about to be overwhelmed by the abnormal people in the room: "Don't you pay attention?"
"I'll fuck it. It's still dark. What's the matter if I don't lock the door when I go to the toilet? Maybe? Maybe I don't lock the door?" Liang Huanhuan plausibly said: "I don't even have a door in the army. Talked?"
Wang Jian pouted outside the door: "I don't even wear clothes when I go to the bathroom. If there is a man in your toilet, see if you can lock the door."
"Hey, it's really unfortunate, we are the Iron Girl Company." Liang Huanhuan became more and more joyful inside: "If you want to see it, come in, anyway, sister is not afraid of being seen, as long as you have that kind."
Without further ado, Wang Jian unscrewed the toilet door with a lot of force, then turned around and ran away, and then heard Liang Huanhuan yelling in the toilet: "Wang Jian! You pervert! Don't let my sister take the opportunity, you are very dead!" You can't, scum!"
"You let me open the door."
After Wang Jian responded in the hall, he took his toothpaste and toothbrush to the balcony, and began to brush his teeth in the open air against the gray sky.While brushing his teeth, he suddenly found a very familiar car driving up on the empty street. After a closer look, it was Dawei's high-end car that looked like a Passat, and the people who got on and off the car were obviously It wasn't Dawei. The person who came was wearing a sun hat and a large windbreaker that covered his whole body. Although anyone with a discerning eye knew that he didn't want people to find out, in fact, his attire was more eye-catching than being completely naked.
This guy was carrying a thief who didn't know something in his hand. He sneaked up to the door of the martial arts hall, looked left and right, thought that no one had seen him, and fell down at the door of the martial arts hall with a crash, and then It was a sneaky look around, threw the thief away, patted his ass, and drove away from here.
Wang Jian spoke up quickly, then took out his phone and dialed Da Chuan: "Dawei"
"What are you doing? Are you dying?" Dawei said in a confused voice, "You are perverted."
"You're a pervert." Wang Jian wiped the toothpaste froth around his mouth: "Just now your sister poured out a mess of unknown things at my door, do you want to come over and deal with it? Let Xiao Jin see it, your sister I can't eat and walk around."
When Dawei heard this, his spirit suddenly recovered: "My sister? Did she do something wrong again? She did something wrong! Did she provoke your little Jin? . . .
"Not yet? I'll go and have a look."
Wang Jian kept talking and walked to the door. When he opened the door, he smelled a pungent smell. If he guessed right, it should be the kind of yellow industrial glue that sticks when he steps on it.
"What is it?" Dawei asked anxiously on the phone, "Isn't it pouring gasoline? How can you be sure it's my sister?"
"Nonsense, driving your car, dressed like a zongzi, wearing sunglasses and a silly hat, I guess she is the one who can do this kind of thing. If it was someone else, I would have gone down and turned it over , you just wait to collect the corpse."
"I'll be there right away." Da Chuan wailed, "I can do whatever I want with my fucking sister.
Not long after, the sky had just dawned, Xiao Jin hadn't woken up yet, and Liang Huanhuan was going back to sleep, when Dawei took a taxi, rushed over with a groaning sound, and brought a bowl with him Sitting at the door waiting for him, Wang Jian and the two squatted at the door together, staring at the big stall of universal glue in a daze.
"She really deserves a beating." Dawei nodded heavily: "If she didn't run away, it must be her. Such a stupid thing is done by her."
Wang Jian snorted and finished the noodles in the bowl: "I still have noodles here, do you want some?"
"Don't eat!" Dawei sniffled: "I don't plan to eat today, so I will go to a five-star hotel with my stomach full for a big meal."
"Do you have a good future as a tall, rich and handsome man?", Wang Jian handed over a bowl of chop suey noodles soaked with a deep-fried dough stick to Dawei: "Clean it up before those people get up, otherwise what will happen to your sister?" , I make no guarantees. "
Dawei also knows Xiaojin's horror. Dawei has seen how good she is in taking care of the house.If she knew that her stupid sister had made her little nest like this.It is estimated that when the popular star of the Xiao family walks on the red carpet someday, he will be splashed with feces all over his body.
"Let me have two bites." Dawei rolled up his sleeves and finished a big bowl of cold noodles in a frenzy: "Start working."
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