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The letter Wang Jian held was obviously written with a pen.The handwriting is neat and correct, the strokes are restrained and round, and it looks neat and neat, but the strength that penetrates the back of the paper does not seem to be written by a woman.
It is said that handwriting is another face, and it can also reflect a person's personality from the side.Then the person who wrote the letter had already leaked his face to Wang Jian.It is certain that this person is definitely not an ordinary person, and definitely belongs to the type that is hidden.
However, the letter only said that Wang Jian was invited to a park in the south of the city to meet at any time, and there was no other information left. What made Wang Jian a little puzzled was that there was a smear in the letter. Hot pot seasoning flavor.
"There are not many people who still write letters at the beginning of this year, and they write so beautifully." Wang Jian looked at the handwriting on the paper: "It's so beautiful."
Natural Er leaned over his head to take a look, and nodded: "It looks better than my handwriting. A Jian, you go. I have 500 yuan here, you take it first, don't be shabby in front of others, you should If we are generous, we will be generous."
After finishing speaking, she held Xiao Jin's hand: "I'll accompany you to the street to buy clothes later, the season will change soon, and I even found that you have no clothes to wear. You are growing up, and you can change clothes quickly."
Xiao Jin was quite touched when she heard the first half of her sentence, but when she heard the second half, she was furious: "You are only growing up! You are endless, so I should be younger. As for seeing the sky and taking this Are you talking about something?"
Tianran Er stuck out his tongue: "I'm sorry, may I treat you to dinner today, and Huanhuan, we don't want Ajian today."
"You really don't want it?" Xiao Jin frowned, and said treacherously, "Are you sure?" "It doesn't matter if you want it or not." Wang Jian stood up holding the letter, and pinched Xiao Jin's neck: "Go and play, I will go." Go to that park, and put a letter in the door..." I really can't figure it out. "
Then, he stretched himself: "Huanhuan, the two of them will trouble you.
Take care, I have to go to school in the afternoon. "
Liang Huanhuan hummed, and stared at Wang Jian for a while: "Lu Huh? It's strange. You took the wrong medicine? You are usually like a dead person, but today you speak strangely. I didn't bother you?"
Wang Jian shrugged, chuckled, and a dimple appeared on his face: "No."
After he finished speaking, he turned around and went downstairs, and just as he left, Liang Huanhuan slapped his chest with an ouch: "That smile just shocked me, he's changing..." He's changing. "
Tianran Er smiled like a flower, and said triumphantly: "A Jian has been working very hard to change himself, haven't you noticed?"
"About this issue, I don't need you to remind me." Xiao Jin gave a natural look: "Don't expect to ease our hostile relationship by buying me a few clothes and a few meals. The ownership of Lao Wang is still a dispute. I don't believe you can beat me!"
Liang Huanhuan took out five yuan and put it in front of Tianran Er: "6 I buy my lady to win."
Xiao Jin snorted: "I am young and beautiful, and I am as beautiful as a flower. As long as I continue to pretend to be a good kitten, Lao Wang will be mine sooner or later. Unlike someone, who is old and yellow, and an old leek."
Tianran Er looked at Xiao Jin with his mouth puffed up: "I hate it, A Jian doesn't like cats, yesterday..." I failed last night. "
"Hahahahaha." Xiaojin laughed a few times in a false voice:, 6 because he is afraid that you will fall for him, and he is just playing with you. "
"You just comfort yourself like this." Liang Huanhuan finished eating the last steamed stuffed bun: "Go shopping!" , do you know?I'm asking you?do you know? "
"What is strict defense?" Tianran Er said with a blank face: "I..." I don't know why I should guard against it. I gave it to him, but he didn't want it...""
"Oh, it's not against Lao Wang, it's against other women. He Rui, Xiao Yibian, Liang Huanhuan, against these people." Xiao Jin said seriously: "We can't let them have a chance!"
"Wow, do you count me in for such a good thing?" Liang Huanhuan tilted his head and looked at Xiao Jin:, e won't take you to say it in front of your face, do you really think your old king is a favorite? "
"Okay, you're not qualified. He Rui is the scariest one. Lao Wang can't stand her kind of Xiaojiabiyu's sluts, she knows how to be a dick every day, and her mother is better!" Xiao Jin seems to have a deep resentment towards He Rui: "When it came to excitement, I sprayed dirty words."
Naturally, she was so stupid that she didn't care and didn't answer, she just lowered her head and quickly stuffed breakfast into her mouth. She was not picky eaters and even ate the stinky tofu that Liang Huanhuan didn't eat with relish, and after eating, she She wiped her mouth: "Let's go too. I'll drive you to the shopping mall, then catch the dolls, have lunch after catching the dolls' names, and then go shopping for clothes in the afternoon."
And Wang Jian is sitting on the bus at the moment, looking at the scenery outside the window.Holding his hand and leaning against the railing, he is not much different from all the migrant workers in terms of clothing grades, but he is wearing a clean white shirt that smells of sunshine and keeps his spirit. He looks particularly impressive. People are comfortable.
The park in Nancheng is the terminal of this bus, and there is a university not far from there, so most of the people sitting in the bus are young college students, full of youthful spirit.Many people were sizing up Wang Jian who was standing there straight, discussing whether he was a college student or a brother soldier, and some even bolder girls would step forward and ask.
Wang Jian also forced himself not to be shy, and chatted with them openly.In fact, although Wang Jian is quite earthy, he is not out of stock. Regarding literature, he is like a live Baidu, and he often pops up some impromptu comments that make people laugh, making everyone who chats with him very happy .
During the long bus time, Wang Jian was not lonely. After all, he had made up his mind to change himself, so after he forced himself to talk more, he was actually an interesting person.
After getting off the car, the girls who were chatting with him seemed a little reluctant, and they reluctantly walked back to school after asking for Wang Jian's phone number.
But Wang Jian was quite surprised, after all, before he used the method of walking the dog in the past, let alone strangers, even acquaintances didn't like to talk to him..."
"Hey, Wang Jian?" Just as Wang Jian was thinking about how to continue to reform himself while looking around with the letter, a voice came from behind him on the left side: "Here!" "Huh?" Jian turned his head, only to find a boiling stand, a few folding tables, and a simple shed in the corner of the park not far from him.
But after he took a closer look, he found a short, fat man with glasses and a big belly standing behind the boiled cart, smiling kindly at him.
"kungfu Panda?"
Wang Jian was taken aback. Isn't this person the super sensitive physique fat man he saw on the game video? He looks fatter and rounder than in the video, and he doesn't look like a physicist at all. A master of transformation.
"Oh, even you know my nickname..." The Kung Fu Panda patted its head foolishly, and then shouted behind it: "Monk Monk, I'm here."
Not long after, the monk who couldn't be flattened like cotton candy walked slowly from the corner with a trash can, and when he saw Wang Jian, he clasped his hands together and saluted: "Hello."
Wang Jian didn't know what they were going to do, so he stepped forward with a confused face: "You..."
"Don't be busy." The Kung Fu Panda smiled and tugged at his wrist, and pushed him to the front of the table, then quickly scooped up a large bowl of malatang, kelp, fish balls, tenderloin, bean sprouts, vermicelli, tofu skin Wait until the whole thing is brought up, and then said triumphantly: "Eat, eat, there is absolutely no waste oil."
Wang Jian snorted, and raised his head after taking two bites: "I said..."
"Don't talk." Kung Fu Panda still had the same expression: "Let's talk after eating."
Wang Jian had no choice but to clean it up after a few swishes, but the smell was really good, it was spicy, hot, and very fragrant, unlike ordinary roadside stalls that always smell Nausea dirty feeling after eating.
"How is it? It's great. The improved formula last night." Kung Fu Panda smiled: "Not enough."
"Ah? No need..." How much? Wang Jian stood up and touched his wallet: "I can't eat anymore." "
"It's okay, I'm treating you." Kung Fu Panda pointed to the silent monk standing next to him: "Actually, I also heard the monk talk about you, so I want to meet the peerless master he said."
Wang Jian felt embarrassed after being praised so much by him, and smiled embarrassingly: "It's not a peerless master."
"Have you participated in the competition? Both the monk and I have participated. I invited you this time, but I mainly want to invite you to participate..." You know, loneliness.When my hands are itchy, I can only drive wooden stakes, which is really uncomfortable. "Kung Fu Panda patted his stomach, then rubbed his hands on his trousers, and then passed his hand to Wang Jian: "Xiong Wei, Tangmen. "
"Tang Sect!" Wang Jian's eyes widened: "Is it the Poison Sect?"
"The grade of the Poison Sect is too low." Kung Fu Panda laughed: "I am from the Inner Sect, that is, from the Acupuncture Sect. But it doesn't sound good, so I call it the Tang Sect. I am four, and I have been here for 11 years. "
Wang Jian stretched out his hands and shook hands with him: "I don't even know what school I am, Yehuchan..." "The monk introduced himself..." What's wrong with you?You son of a bitch. "
The monk opened his eyes and coughed twice in embarrassment: "Master Kongyi's disciple, Bajie..."
"Master Kongyi..." "Wang Jian was quite surprised: "Both of you are famous. "
Wang Jian knew that Master Kongyi was a master of academic excellence, and his paintings and calligraphy were superb. He once gave lectures on hundreds of forums, and launched the public welfare activity "No business, no killing", which has spread all over the country. He is a very well-known person. Although he has never heard of him knowing kung fu, but Wang Jian found out when he was listening to his class. This guy is definitely an invincible King Kong. It's a pity that I rolled my eyes.
"Second Junior Brother, come here." The Kung Fu Panda waved at the monk: "Sit and chat."
The three of them sat at the table, but after introducing each other, the three of them started staring, and no one knew how to speak.
"Okay, it's really hard for the monk to talk." Kung Fu Panda's voice is quite loud, but the tone is very kind: "That's it, I plan to gather more people and explain all the kung fu on each person. Otherwise, it would be a pity to lose it. I'm a single pass."
Wang Jian nodded hurriedly: "Me too."
And the monk sighed a long time: "Everyone in the world desires speed, but there is no such thing as speed in the world.
"Speak normally, you are showing off."
"People nowadays like to eat fast food. Kung fu cannot be learned in a day or two." The monk shook his head: "It is very difficult."
After finishing speaking, Kung Fu Panda asked Wang Jian: "What will you do if you get the prize money of this competition? I'm going to buy a house and get married. Let the girl rent a house with me. I always feel sorry for her." "I... "" Wang Jian thought for a while: "Save it." "
"They're all worthless." Kung Fu Panda turned to look at the monk! "What about you?" "I want to buy meat..." I also need to repair the house. The corner of the monk's mouth twitched, as if he wanted to laugh, but he couldn't: "The children are suffering too much."
When he said this, Wang Jian suddenly remembered that it was written in his information that he was a rural teacher.So Wang Jian nodded: "Are you from Shanxi? Are you really that poor there? Don't they all drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz?"
"It is precisely because some people drive Mercedes-Benz that some people can't eat." The monk's explanation is quite Zen: "The place where I live is dozens of miles away from the nearest county seat, and there are hundreds of households in the village who make a living by growing corn. Very poor very poor.
I teach there, and the children rarely eat meat once a month. "
"Look, this is a good man." Kung Fu Panda laughed at himself: "I left without being so noble, and I am also a poor man."
Wang Jian said kindly in a low voice: "Actually, I'm also quite poor."
, I can see that there are not many people like us who are rich. Kung Fu Panda laughed: "Who is rich can bear the loneliness."But why didn't I see you at the game?Hurry up and sign up! Those who made it to the semi-finals have 32 yuan and entered the [-]nd track, but it's [-] yuan. "
Wang Jian said embarrassingly: "I went through the back door. I skipped the semi-finals and played against the invited masters."
, envy me to death. Kung Fu Panda patted his thigh: "You should be walking hard, your heartbeat is very slow, and your meridians are countercurrent, which is the opposite of a monk." "
Wang Jian nodded, and he knew that he was an expert when he heard the panda talk, so he was too lazy to hide it: "I'm from the evil sect." "The evil sect is not evil, so the evil can go to the Tangmen?" "Panda shook his hand: This is all nonsense."Let's discuss what to do in the future. My master called me yesterday and asked me to promote it.I figured I couldn't do it alone, so I wanted to see what you guys were going to do. "
Wang Jian snorted and thought for a while: "I have a martial arts gym. Although it is still at a loss stage, I will advertise it when the time comes..." I have two apprentices on stage. ""Which two? "
"One is the big guy from yesterday, and the other one didn't appear."
, that big guy is your apprentice?What a cow. The panda nodded heavily, and the double chin looked very funny: "But it will shrug when it meets a master."Monk, how long will it take you to get him? "
, within five seconds. "
"Well, it's about this time for me." Panda looked at Wang Jian: "But if I fight with you, I think I will lose. I'm most afraid of you who have retrograde energy. Monk, how about you?"
"Not sure."
Wang Jian looked at the two of them and really thought they were fun.But to be honest, Wang Jian himself knows that if he meets two people opposite him, he is actually not sure of winning. After all, there are still many masters, but in general, Wang Jian still believes in himself. The chances of winning are bigger.
,, and, nothing else.At best, it is a conflict among the people. If those foreign devils take the first place, we will lose face and make people look down on Chinese kung fu. The panda clenched its fists fiercely: "This is probably what I have studied the most. Let me tell you about the characteristics of these masters. I asked you two to come here for this purpose." "
After saying that, the panda stood up and spread his hands flat: "I'll just show off, and if you think it's wrong, just make a joke."
Of course Wang Jian didn't think it was wrong. After all, Tang Sect's inner sect specialized in studying other people's moves, and could even copy other people's moves. Knowing the veins of others, and while imitating the opponent, use the acupuncture points and the door to defeat the opponent in one fell swoop.So when it comes to tricks, Panda is definitely an expert, much more professional than Wang Jian.
"First of all, I think the most threatening battle dance is a surprise victory."
The panda's feet are moving very quickly, which is not enough for his weight of two hundred catties, and the balance is extremely beautiful, and he can even make some extremely difficult mid-air pauses.
"See, war dance is mainly about balance, and balance is the key." Panda rested on the ground with one hand, his body seemed to be tilted as a whole, and he couldn't feel the position of the center of gravity at all: "Look at me like this, in fact, my center of gravity It still hasn't changed."
And then he kicked it out, directly kicking a steel bar as thick as a thumb: "Using inertial strikes, the force is scattered, which is actually its weakness."
Then, the panda continued to demonstrate other techniques such as muay thai, judo, tumbling boxing, etc., and then explained the advantages and disadvantages of various fighting techniques.
On the other hand, Wang Jian even wanted to take notes, but in the absence of notes, he could only stare intently, looking very serious.
"Okay, okay, I'll take a break." Panda wiped off his sweat, "Come back after eating something. Monk, how's the scenery over there at your house? Is it suitable for wedding photos?"
The monk let out an ah, then nodded: "Yes."
And Wang Jian also calmed down, looked at the monk and touched it: "6 Then..." Is it far away? "
"It's about [-] kilometers from here, not too far away."
"What about the environment?"
,, not so good, very poor place. "
Wang Jian snorted, "I want to take my students to your place to experience hardship, do you think it's appropriate?"
"You are also a teacher?" The monk raised his head: "It is possible, but you must be mentally prepared, it is not a place suitable for urban children.
It is said that handwriting is another face, and it can also reflect a person's personality from the side.Then the person who wrote the letter had already leaked his face to Wang Jian.It is certain that this person is definitely not an ordinary person, and definitely belongs to the type that is hidden.
However, the letter only said that Wang Jian was invited to a park in the south of the city to meet at any time, and there was no other information left. What made Wang Jian a little puzzled was that there was a smear in the letter. Hot pot seasoning flavor.
"There are not many people who still write letters at the beginning of this year, and they write so beautifully." Wang Jian looked at the handwriting on the paper: "It's so beautiful."
Natural Er leaned over his head to take a look, and nodded: "It looks better than my handwriting. A Jian, you go. I have 500 yuan here, you take it first, don't be shabby in front of others, you should If we are generous, we will be generous."
After finishing speaking, she held Xiao Jin's hand: "I'll accompany you to the street to buy clothes later, the season will change soon, and I even found that you have no clothes to wear. You are growing up, and you can change clothes quickly."
Xiao Jin was quite touched when she heard the first half of her sentence, but when she heard the second half, she was furious: "You are only growing up! You are endless, so I should be younger. As for seeing the sky and taking this Are you talking about something?"
Tianran Er stuck out his tongue: "I'm sorry, may I treat you to dinner today, and Huanhuan, we don't want Ajian today."
"You really don't want it?" Xiao Jin frowned, and said treacherously, "Are you sure?" "It doesn't matter if you want it or not." Wang Jian stood up holding the letter, and pinched Xiao Jin's neck: "Go and play, I will go." Go to that park, and put a letter in the door..." I really can't figure it out. "
Then, he stretched himself: "Huanhuan, the two of them will trouble you.
Take care, I have to go to school in the afternoon. "
Liang Huanhuan hummed, and stared at Wang Jian for a while: "Lu Huh? It's strange. You took the wrong medicine? You are usually like a dead person, but today you speak strangely. I didn't bother you?"
Wang Jian shrugged, chuckled, and a dimple appeared on his face: "No."
After he finished speaking, he turned around and went downstairs, and just as he left, Liang Huanhuan slapped his chest with an ouch: "That smile just shocked me, he's changing..." He's changing. "
Tianran Er smiled like a flower, and said triumphantly: "A Jian has been working very hard to change himself, haven't you noticed?"
"About this issue, I don't need you to remind me." Xiao Jin gave a natural look: "Don't expect to ease our hostile relationship by buying me a few clothes and a few meals. The ownership of Lao Wang is still a dispute. I don't believe you can beat me!"
Liang Huanhuan took out five yuan and put it in front of Tianran Er: "6 I buy my lady to win."
Xiao Jin snorted: "I am young and beautiful, and I am as beautiful as a flower. As long as I continue to pretend to be a good kitten, Lao Wang will be mine sooner or later. Unlike someone, who is old and yellow, and an old leek."
Tianran Er looked at Xiao Jin with his mouth puffed up: "I hate it, A Jian doesn't like cats, yesterday..." I failed last night. "
"Hahahahaha." Xiaojin laughed a few times in a false voice:, 6 because he is afraid that you will fall for him, and he is just playing with you. "
"You just comfort yourself like this." Liang Huanhuan finished eating the last steamed stuffed bun: "Go shopping!" , do you know?I'm asking you?do you know? "
"What is strict defense?" Tianran Er said with a blank face: "I..." I don't know why I should guard against it. I gave it to him, but he didn't want it...""
"Oh, it's not against Lao Wang, it's against other women. He Rui, Xiao Yibian, Liang Huanhuan, against these people." Xiao Jin said seriously: "We can't let them have a chance!"
"Wow, do you count me in for such a good thing?" Liang Huanhuan tilted his head and looked at Xiao Jin:, e won't take you to say it in front of your face, do you really think your old king is a favorite? "
"Okay, you're not qualified. He Rui is the scariest one. Lao Wang can't stand her kind of Xiaojiabiyu's sluts, she knows how to be a dick every day, and her mother is better!" Xiao Jin seems to have a deep resentment towards He Rui: "When it came to excitement, I sprayed dirty words."
Naturally, she was so stupid that she didn't care and didn't answer, she just lowered her head and quickly stuffed breakfast into her mouth. She was not picky eaters and even ate the stinky tofu that Liang Huanhuan didn't eat with relish, and after eating, she She wiped her mouth: "Let's go too. I'll drive you to the shopping mall, then catch the dolls, have lunch after catching the dolls' names, and then go shopping for clothes in the afternoon."
And Wang Jian is sitting on the bus at the moment, looking at the scenery outside the window.Holding his hand and leaning against the railing, he is not much different from all the migrant workers in terms of clothing grades, but he is wearing a clean white shirt that smells of sunshine and keeps his spirit. He looks particularly impressive. People are comfortable.
The park in Nancheng is the terminal of this bus, and there is a university not far from there, so most of the people sitting in the bus are young college students, full of youthful spirit.Many people were sizing up Wang Jian who was standing there straight, discussing whether he was a college student or a brother soldier, and some even bolder girls would step forward and ask.
Wang Jian also forced himself not to be shy, and chatted with them openly.In fact, although Wang Jian is quite earthy, he is not out of stock. Regarding literature, he is like a live Baidu, and he often pops up some impromptu comments that make people laugh, making everyone who chats with him very happy .
During the long bus time, Wang Jian was not lonely. After all, he had made up his mind to change himself, so after he forced himself to talk more, he was actually an interesting person.
After getting off the car, the girls who were chatting with him seemed a little reluctant, and they reluctantly walked back to school after asking for Wang Jian's phone number.
But Wang Jian was quite surprised, after all, before he used the method of walking the dog in the past, let alone strangers, even acquaintances didn't like to talk to him..."
"Hey, Wang Jian?" Just as Wang Jian was thinking about how to continue to reform himself while looking around with the letter, a voice came from behind him on the left side: "Here!" "Huh?" Jian turned his head, only to find a boiling stand, a few folding tables, and a simple shed in the corner of the park not far from him.
But after he took a closer look, he found a short, fat man with glasses and a big belly standing behind the boiled cart, smiling kindly at him.
"kungfu Panda?"
Wang Jian was taken aback. Isn't this person the super sensitive physique fat man he saw on the game video? He looks fatter and rounder than in the video, and he doesn't look like a physicist at all. A master of transformation.
"Oh, even you know my nickname..." The Kung Fu Panda patted its head foolishly, and then shouted behind it: "Monk Monk, I'm here."
Not long after, the monk who couldn't be flattened like cotton candy walked slowly from the corner with a trash can, and when he saw Wang Jian, he clasped his hands together and saluted: "Hello."
Wang Jian didn't know what they were going to do, so he stepped forward with a confused face: "You..."
"Don't be busy." The Kung Fu Panda smiled and tugged at his wrist, and pushed him to the front of the table, then quickly scooped up a large bowl of malatang, kelp, fish balls, tenderloin, bean sprouts, vermicelli, tofu skin Wait until the whole thing is brought up, and then said triumphantly: "Eat, eat, there is absolutely no waste oil."
Wang Jian snorted, and raised his head after taking two bites: "I said..."
"Don't talk." Kung Fu Panda still had the same expression: "Let's talk after eating."
Wang Jian had no choice but to clean it up after a few swishes, but the smell was really good, it was spicy, hot, and very fragrant, unlike ordinary roadside stalls that always smell Nausea dirty feeling after eating.
"How is it? It's great. The improved formula last night." Kung Fu Panda smiled: "Not enough."
"Ah? No need..." How much? Wang Jian stood up and touched his wallet: "I can't eat anymore." "
"It's okay, I'm treating you." Kung Fu Panda pointed to the silent monk standing next to him: "Actually, I also heard the monk talk about you, so I want to meet the peerless master he said."
Wang Jian felt embarrassed after being praised so much by him, and smiled embarrassingly: "It's not a peerless master."
"Have you participated in the competition? Both the monk and I have participated. I invited you this time, but I mainly want to invite you to participate..." You know, loneliness.When my hands are itchy, I can only drive wooden stakes, which is really uncomfortable. "Kung Fu Panda patted his stomach, then rubbed his hands on his trousers, and then passed his hand to Wang Jian: "Xiong Wei, Tangmen. "
"Tang Sect!" Wang Jian's eyes widened: "Is it the Poison Sect?"
"The grade of the Poison Sect is too low." Kung Fu Panda laughed: "I am from the Inner Sect, that is, from the Acupuncture Sect. But it doesn't sound good, so I call it the Tang Sect. I am four, and I have been here for 11 years. "
Wang Jian stretched out his hands and shook hands with him: "I don't even know what school I am, Yehuchan..." "The monk introduced himself..." What's wrong with you?You son of a bitch. "
The monk opened his eyes and coughed twice in embarrassment: "Master Kongyi's disciple, Bajie..."
"Master Kongyi..." "Wang Jian was quite surprised: "Both of you are famous. "
Wang Jian knew that Master Kongyi was a master of academic excellence, and his paintings and calligraphy were superb. He once gave lectures on hundreds of forums, and launched the public welfare activity "No business, no killing", which has spread all over the country. He is a very well-known person. Although he has never heard of him knowing kung fu, but Wang Jian found out when he was listening to his class. This guy is definitely an invincible King Kong. It's a pity that I rolled my eyes.
"Second Junior Brother, come here." The Kung Fu Panda waved at the monk: "Sit and chat."
The three of them sat at the table, but after introducing each other, the three of them started staring, and no one knew how to speak.
"Okay, it's really hard for the monk to talk." Kung Fu Panda's voice is quite loud, but the tone is very kind: "That's it, I plan to gather more people and explain all the kung fu on each person. Otherwise, it would be a pity to lose it. I'm a single pass."
Wang Jian nodded hurriedly: "Me too."
And the monk sighed a long time: "Everyone in the world desires speed, but there is no such thing as speed in the world.
"Speak normally, you are showing off."
"People nowadays like to eat fast food. Kung fu cannot be learned in a day or two." The monk shook his head: "It is very difficult."
After finishing speaking, Kung Fu Panda asked Wang Jian: "What will you do if you get the prize money of this competition? I'm going to buy a house and get married. Let the girl rent a house with me. I always feel sorry for her." "I... "" Wang Jian thought for a while: "Save it." "
"They're all worthless." Kung Fu Panda turned to look at the monk! "What about you?" "I want to buy meat..." I also need to repair the house. The corner of the monk's mouth twitched, as if he wanted to laugh, but he couldn't: "The children are suffering too much."
When he said this, Wang Jian suddenly remembered that it was written in his information that he was a rural teacher.So Wang Jian nodded: "Are you from Shanxi? Are you really that poor there? Don't they all drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz?"
"It is precisely because some people drive Mercedes-Benz that some people can't eat." The monk's explanation is quite Zen: "The place where I live is dozens of miles away from the nearest county seat, and there are hundreds of households in the village who make a living by growing corn. Very poor very poor.
I teach there, and the children rarely eat meat once a month. "
"Look, this is a good man." Kung Fu Panda laughed at himself: "I left without being so noble, and I am also a poor man."
Wang Jian said kindly in a low voice: "Actually, I'm also quite poor."
, I can see that there are not many people like us who are rich. Kung Fu Panda laughed: "Who is rich can bear the loneliness."But why didn't I see you at the game?Hurry up and sign up! Those who made it to the semi-finals have 32 yuan and entered the [-]nd track, but it's [-] yuan. "
Wang Jian said embarrassingly: "I went through the back door. I skipped the semi-finals and played against the invited masters."
, envy me to death. Kung Fu Panda patted his thigh: "You should be walking hard, your heartbeat is very slow, and your meridians are countercurrent, which is the opposite of a monk." "
Wang Jian nodded, and he knew that he was an expert when he heard the panda talk, so he was too lazy to hide it: "I'm from the evil sect." "The evil sect is not evil, so the evil can go to the Tangmen?" "Panda shook his hand: This is all nonsense."Let's discuss what to do in the future. My master called me yesterday and asked me to promote it.I figured I couldn't do it alone, so I wanted to see what you guys were going to do. "
Wang Jian snorted and thought for a while: "I have a martial arts gym. Although it is still at a loss stage, I will advertise it when the time comes..." I have two apprentices on stage. ""Which two? "
"One is the big guy from yesterday, and the other one didn't appear."
, that big guy is your apprentice?What a cow. The panda nodded heavily, and the double chin looked very funny: "But it will shrug when it meets a master."Monk, how long will it take you to get him? "
, within five seconds. "
"Well, it's about this time for me." Panda looked at Wang Jian: "But if I fight with you, I think I will lose. I'm most afraid of you who have retrograde energy. Monk, how about you?"
"Not sure."
Wang Jian looked at the two of them and really thought they were fun.But to be honest, Wang Jian himself knows that if he meets two people opposite him, he is actually not sure of winning. After all, there are still many masters, but in general, Wang Jian still believes in himself. The chances of winning are bigger.
,, and, nothing else.At best, it is a conflict among the people. If those foreign devils take the first place, we will lose face and make people look down on Chinese kung fu. The panda clenched its fists fiercely: "This is probably what I have studied the most. Let me tell you about the characteristics of these masters. I asked you two to come here for this purpose." "
After saying that, the panda stood up and spread his hands flat: "I'll just show off, and if you think it's wrong, just make a joke."
Of course Wang Jian didn't think it was wrong. After all, Tang Sect's inner sect specialized in studying other people's moves, and could even copy other people's moves. Knowing the veins of others, and while imitating the opponent, use the acupuncture points and the door to defeat the opponent in one fell swoop.So when it comes to tricks, Panda is definitely an expert, much more professional than Wang Jian.
"First of all, I think the most threatening battle dance is a surprise victory."
The panda's feet are moving very quickly, which is not enough for his weight of two hundred catties, and the balance is extremely beautiful, and he can even make some extremely difficult mid-air pauses.
"See, war dance is mainly about balance, and balance is the key." Panda rested on the ground with one hand, his body seemed to be tilted as a whole, and he couldn't feel the position of the center of gravity at all: "Look at me like this, in fact, my center of gravity It still hasn't changed."
And then he kicked it out, directly kicking a steel bar as thick as a thumb: "Using inertial strikes, the force is scattered, which is actually its weakness."
Then, the panda continued to demonstrate other techniques such as muay thai, judo, tumbling boxing, etc., and then explained the advantages and disadvantages of various fighting techniques.
On the other hand, Wang Jian even wanted to take notes, but in the absence of notes, he could only stare intently, looking very serious.
"Okay, okay, I'll take a break." Panda wiped off his sweat, "Come back after eating something. Monk, how's the scenery over there at your house? Is it suitable for wedding photos?"
The monk let out an ah, then nodded: "Yes."
And Wang Jian also calmed down, looked at the monk and touched it: "6 Then..." Is it far away? "
"It's about [-] kilometers from here, not too far away."
"What about the environment?"
,, not so good, very poor place. "
Wang Jian snorted, "I want to take my students to your place to experience hardship, do you think it's appropriate?"
"You are also a teacher?" The monk raised his head: "It is possible, but you must be mentally prepared, it is not a place suitable for urban children.
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