tiger teacher

249 Relying on Yin and Yang Like Flipping the Palm to Secure the Universe

"Old Wang, your brain structure is different from that of normal people."

"How to say?"

After sending these drunken guys back home one by one, Xiao Jin said this to Wang Jian abruptly in the taxi. With her bright eyes, she is really a lovely pink girl with a score of eight or more, but from the appearance If we start, it is estimated that she should be liked by people of all ages.

"Because your thinking rhythm is so chaotic, you often feel like a mentally handicapped person, but you often play games that only politicians can play." Xiao Jin spread his hands, with a helpless face on his face: "I really can't explain it."

Lao Wang just smiled and didn't speak, and he helped Xiao Jin with disheveled hair to tie a side ponytail to make her look younger and more sexy, and took out of his pocket a special earring that was reserved for comforting Xiao Jin. Nai candy stuffed into her mouth.

"Are you saying that you like me very much?" Xiao Jin tilted his head and looked at Wang Jian: "Your expressions and actions can't fool me."

Wang Jian pinched Xiao Jin's face and sighed: "Actually, I have an IQ of [-], which is very smart."

"You just brag." Xiao Jin hugged Lao Wang's waist, rubbing his face against his chest: "A person with an IQ of [-] can be considered a superpower. Good old Wang, just marry me..."

"Don't make trouble..." Wang Jian pushed her head away: "Marry a fart."

Xiao Jin was very dissatisfied with Lao Wang's answer, and said, shaking his fingers, "Let me list ten reasons why I am more suitable for you than that big tit."

Wang Jian coughed: "She has bigger breasts than you and is taller than you."

Actually he knows.No matter what Xiaojin said, Xiaojin could perfectly refute it, but she couldn't refute this kind of flaw. Every time she said it, she would definitely slump.

Sure enough, this time, as usual, when talking about the figure.Xiao Jin was dumbfounded at the time, sniffing his nose and pretending to be wronged: "You guys are so perverted, what good is big tits? Isn't it just for you to rub? And mine is not small, and I'm only under 15 years old , can grow for a long time.”

She said so.The driver who was driving in front turned around and looked at Wang Jian and Xiao Jin in amazement. No one could have imagined that such a girl with a sassy talk and a calm expression was only 14 years old...

"Look at you..." Wang Jian was so ashamed by her: "Sooner or later, I will be reported to the police."

"What does it matter? My only guardian is you. As long as you don't surrender, who will arrest you? You're so stupid, and you promised me just now. I'll sleep with you tonight. I've texted your mascot. And she agreed."

"Why did I put you on such a..."

"Haha. I just put a plaster on it. If you tear it off, it will be a layer of skin." Xiao Jin grabbed Wang Jian's hand and put it on his thigh: "Don't take it off! Otherwise, I will yell molestation and send it to On the Internet, it is said that a certain teacher sexually assaulted underage female students more than 400 times, and made her give birth to two children for herself.”

"You pervert, you." Wang Jian flicked her forehead: "Don't dare to torment me like this."

"That's not okay. If I torment others, you will be jealous. I have to be a widow? It's not fair to me." As an old drama player, it is easy for her to act weak: "Don't say you can't give Things like this about me in the future are all stupid excuses in idol dramas, as long as you give me a deadline, I will wait as long as possible."

at this crisis juncture.The driver stopped the car with a creak, turned his head with an ambiguous face, and said in a very joking tone: "You two, here we are. Do you want me to give you two more laps? What about two laps around the city?" Everything can be done.”

"Okay." Xiao Jin took out four or five hundred bills from his pocket: "Pocket...pocket..."

And Lao Wang squeezed her hand: "Get out of the car!"

After giving the money, and dragging Dawei off the bike and putting it on his shoulders to bring him back to the martial arts hall, he saw someone from afar looking at Yu Chuan on the second floor, standing at the window wearing white clothes in the middle of the night, with long hair fluttering, In fact, some people chatter their teeth.

After walking in, I found out that it was Xiao Yiwen. She poked at the window like a watchdog, probably after taking a bath, with a strawberry hairpin in her hand, she leaned on the window sill and looked outside. When she saw Dawei When she came back, she ran downstairs with bare feet.

"Here." Wang Jian threw Dawei, who was like a puddle of mud, to Xiao Yiwen: "You help him take a bath or something."

"How did you make him drink so much! What's the matter with you?"

Xiao Yiwen blamed Wang Jian, but Xiaojin was not happy when he heard it, and pointed at Dawei with his neck tilted: "Has your IQ reached the age of eight? Your Dawei is an adult man, how many years ago he would be able to bear legal responsibility , what is he going to do, who cares?"

Wang Jian waved his hand, signaling Xiao Jin not to bully Xiao Yiwen, and then walked back to the second floor with Xiao Jin.And as soon as they got upstairs, the two natural sisters came up mysteriously.

"Don't look at me like that... don't you just want to know what you did today?"

Then, Wang Jian told the whole story of what happened today, including repairing Hu Qu and threatening Hu Lai later.

"You want to avenge me?" Lin Yaxuan blinked her eyes: "And you didn't realize that we are missing someone?"

Wang Jian was taken aback, and slapped his forehead: "My day... I forgot Liang Huanhuan!"

After speaking, he put on the socks he had just taken off and ran out, but just as he reached the door, he found the monk walking back with the drunken Liang Huanhuan on his hands. When he saw Wang Jian, he shook his head and sighed: "You can imagine others seeing a Is it the monk's gaze when he is supporting such a sexy girl late at night?"

"Can you..." Wang Jian smiled awkwardly and took Liang Huanhuan from the monk's hand: "Master, I'm sorry for your inconvenience."

The monk sighed, turned around and left: "See you tomorrow."

"Huanhuan is really pitiful."

After returning to the second floor, Tianran Er cast a reproachful glance at Wang Jian, then laid Liang Huanhuan flat on the sofa, and gently wiped her face with a hot towel:

"Ajian, in fact, you don't need to avenge your younger sister. My younger sister did it on her own, so there is nothing to complain about."

"How did I do something wrong on my own?" Lin Yaxuan couldn't laugh or cry: "And you think Wang Jian will fight for me?"

Xiao Jin snorted coldly: "Don't say it. It's just for you."

Lin Yaxuan was taken aback, and turned to look at Wang Jian who was sitting on the sofa taking off his socks: "Is that so?"

"Actually, not all of them. I won't talk about the specific reasons. But let me tell you, your seedling is really Jiang Peng."

"Yes, I am." A voice suddenly came from the dark stairway: "Although I don't know how you found me."

While talking, Yangzi walked up slowly with his bag on his back, with the same dead face: "The door downstairs is not locked."

"I knew you would definitely come." Xiao Jin smiled triumphantly: "Old Wang, I'll make the bed, we'll sleep tonight."

Wang Jian didn't have time to talk to her, he just stood up and greeted Yangzi: "You can bear it."

"I can't bear it. What can I do?" He sat down on the sofa unceremoniously, and nodded to Lin Yaxuan: "You are fat."

Lin Yaxuan was taken aback, and subconsciously touched her stomach: "No...not fat!"

"If you're fat, you're fat. You weigh a hundred catties." Tianran Er poked Lin Yaxuan's waist: "It's all flesh."

"If you say you're not fat, you're not fat!" Lin Yaxuan frowned: "Nonsense!"

"Fat is fat!"

Seeing the two sisters fighting endlessly for a few pounds of fat, Wang Jian handed Yangzi a cigarette and waved to him.Then the two came to the dark balcony, unexpectedly it was Yangzi who spoke first:

"It seems that Yaxuan is very happy here, so I am relieved."

"You should still be a police officer." Wang Jian smoked a cigarette heavily: "Why do you want to change your identity?"

Yangzi raised his head and let out a long breath: "I don't care about my status anymore, as long as I get revenge, I will go down to accompany them immediately."

Wang Jianneng understood that he had nothing to love in his life. As a man, he couldn't even protect his wife and children.This is actually a kind of great sorrow. There is nothing greater than death. From Wang Jian's first glance, he saw this man's eagerness to die, but it was just because he was stuck there, and the other things were really not that important. .

"I was stabbed here." Yangzi raised his neck.Pointing to his throat: "Walking around in the gate of hell, everyone thought I was going to die, but I survived. I still have revenge. I often dream that Xiaowen is crying to me, saying She was so cold and hurt, she called Dad to save me quickly. Can you understand the feeling of powerlessness?"

When Yangzi spoke.Clenched hands tightly: "The only purpose of my life is to return double the humiliation and pain I have suffered."

Wang Jian hummed, "I'll help you."

"Why? I have nothing to give you."

"My father is also my master. He told me that when a man lives in this world, there are many things that don't necessarily have to be rewarded." Wang Jian poked his chest and made a thumping sound: "A man lives for a lifetime." I have to live with a clear conscience. I don’t want to be full of regret when I think about it when I get old. The monk also said, do it when you should do it, and don’t do it when you shouldn’t. I don’t want to be rich and powerful, but to be clear and clear I just ask for justice and truth. It doesn’t matter if others say I’m a sick cat or trash.”

"Thank you."

"You're welcome. Actually, even if you're not Jiang Peng, I'll do it. I just said, it's better if you come by yourself." Wang Jian spread his hands: "I will go to the Great Sage and tell him about this matter." Say it."

"Then I'll be caught."

"I believe in the great sage." Wang Jian chuckled: "He is very unprincipled, but he is bloody."

After finishing speaking, he dialed the number of the Great Sage, and after a while there was a roar that was characteristic of the Great Sage when he was disturbed to sleep, but after listening to Wang Jian's words, he jumped up from the bed with a jerk. The one who had traveled all the way rushed over, relying on the Jing car to run the red light all the way. It was originally a 10-minute drive, but in 10 minutes he appeared in front of Wang Jian, wearing a Jing uniform on his upper body and a pair of colorful and big underpants son.

"This is so violent, I forgot to wear it." Dasheng's weird attire made him feel amused: "Go, let's talk outside."

Then, Wang Jian and the three walked to a small park nearby, each smoking a cigarette, squatting on the ground, like a criminal gang waiting to rob.

"Damn it." After listening to Wang Jian's words, the Great Sage spat fiercely: "Damn it! The sky is falling, and I will stand up for it! Last time when they found out that Lao Tzu was an undercover agent, I prepared They ransacked their house, but what a fucking fucker, the superiors just won’t approve the note, if this fucking fucker was in the army, I would have already taken the life of my lord outside. I’m so aggrieved!”

One sentence from Dasheng was enough to show his anger, but soon he calmed down and turned to look at Yangzi: "Why don't you go back? Isn't it faster for your brother to avenge you? You The most powerful undercover agent."

"Will it work?" Yangzi said indifferently: "It will also hurt other people."

"That's right, the day lily will be cold after the batch of forced-feeding approval." The Great Sage tugged at his big underpants that slipped to the buttocks: "I'll go find Mei Lan."

Wang Jian was taken aback: "Looking for her?"

"I'll help you out, take rockets, mortars, what else do you want? Yes, yes, grenade launchers, I'll secretly get you compressed cloud bursts!"

"Are you going to fight Iraq?" Yangzi looked at the Great Sage and shook his head: "Sure enough, a soldier is not suitable for such delicate work. No wonder your undercover agent will be cleared."

The Great Sage was taken aback, and frowned: "What do you mean?"

"I don't use any weapons." Wang Jian waved his hand: "I don't have the habit of using weapons."

In fact, Wang Jian really doesn’t need any weapons. Just give him a sturdy pool cue to solve the problem. Ordinary small pistols can’t help him, and these fun things are even afraid of those rich children who are so idle. Do you want to get involved?Everyone is a guy with a dream of being a hero, so why bother to blame the Great Sage.

"Okay, what do you want to do?" Dasheng's eyes lit up: "I secretly sent you a report from the army to apply for a hand."

Wang Jian turned his head and looked at Yangzi: "As I said, he has only blood and no principles."

"Actually, I have principles." The Great Sage insisted there: "Well, how about I go and transfer the people from the Iron Girl Company? Huanhuan is good at cooperating with them, and it's no problem to be a hundred."

"I just have a request." Wang Jian gritted his teeth and looked at the Great Sage: "Help me list their achievements one by one!"

"What are you doing? Actually, there's no need for it. Every one of them is a capital offense. It's just that there are people who cover it, but they can't cure him." The Great Sage squeezed his fingers: "Damn, I can't cure him this time, I will kill him." Damn, I will quit next year and go back to the army to feed the pigs!"

Wang Jian looked at the excited Great Sage, and said word by word: "I want to save my anger!"

"No, I have to intervene in this matter." The Great Sage touched his face: "I will go to lift my commander's desk tomorrow."

"Sooner or later you'll be shot."

"Dare! Last time I almost got into a fight with him, he didn't even dare to say about shooting me!" Dasheng wiped his nose triumphantly: "Wait, wait for my good news, I will give you an answer tomorrow... I will make up for it tomorrow, The past few days at the end of the year are very busy, such as cultural performances, company dinners, and year-end summaries. Two days ago, when the company had a friendship with another company full of girls, I found a girl who looked exactly like the one I remembered. Naturally two, she has the same demeanor, she also looks like a mixed race, she's a fortress, I'm planning to chase her... all kinds of blessings. (to be continued) rq

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