tiger teacher
304 Coconut Heart
"Huanhuan, what are you doing?"
Tianran Er held a basin of washed clothes and stood at the gate of Liang Huanhuan's city, poking his head and looking at Liang Huanhuan who was poking his butt and reaching out under the bed to dig around.Even with her wisdom, she couldn't analyze the meaning of Liang Huanhuan's actions at all.
"Me." Liang Huanhuan struggled to pull out a big box from under the bed: "That little girl Xiao Yiwen doesn't believe that I've been in love, I'll prove it to her."
"This...how does this prove?"
Naturally, the second is also stupid. In fact, as long as you know about such things as being in love, it’s fine. There is nothing to prove it. Gifts and love letters from the past do not actually mean that you have been in love...
But what makes Tianran Er even more strange is that the coconut heart guys of these no.304 male wives...how did Wang Jian take Xiao Yiwen to fight all the way to love?And not only did they talk, but now they have also done a proof of integrity.
Watching Liang Huanhuan carefully take out a small square bag made of oiled paper, wrapped in cling film and plastic bags, and sealed with wax, from the box, the hairs on Natural Er's body stood on end, and he asked cautiously: " You...you...you want to use explosives?"
Liang Huanhuan turned his head ferociously, looked at Tianraner with a smirk, and then began to unpack the square bag in front of Tianraner.
This bag is a cube with a length, width, and height of about forty centimeters. It's actually not a small guy, but it's quite big.And it was tightly wrapped by Liang Huanhuan's inner three layers and outer three layers, after opening the wax layer, plastic layer and oil paper layer.Tianran Er was surprised to find that there is actually a layer of asbestos under the oil paper, and there is a layer of solidified gypsum under the asbestos...
"Huanhuan... did you put a shriveled human head in it?"
Tianran Er's voice began to tremble, and now a strange picture generated by her imagination appeared in her mind - Liang Huanhuan's method of proving that she was in love no. The ex-boyfriend's head was cut off by her and kept in a multi-layer sealed environment. It has not rotted for many years, and the water has been sucked away by plaster and asbestos, becoming dry and thin...
This picture is really scary, not only scary.It is also full of a kind of thrilling and suspenseful plot unique to horror movies, which made Natural Er's first reaction be "The Silence of the Lambs".And Liang Huanhuan also changed suddenly, from a man-in-law to a perverted murderer.
"That's it!" Liang Huanhuan let out a long breath.Holding the cube that had already lost weight, he bypassed Natural Er, and muttered to demonstrate to Xiao Yiwen who was sitting on the sofa waiting for Liang Huanhuan to announce the results: "Aren't you a scumbag who has never held hands with a man before?" will understand."
Xiao Yiwen was full of disdain.She curled her lips: "I don't know how many men are chasing me."
"Do you understand that two people are in love with each other?" Liang Huanhuan raised his eyebrows: "You are just a big vase."
"You are the vase!" Xiao Yiwen was very jealous of others calling her a vase, and when Liang Huanhuan said it, she became anxious: "I am not a vase, why are you like this!"
"Have you ever seen a vase repairing a gun by itself?" Liang Huanhuan was wearing shorts and sitting cross-legged on the sofa. Her box was placed on her slender thigh. She was using a small knife to pry her The last layer of the box is an all-wood shell: "To be a vase, you must have the consciousness to be a vase. You see, Zhiling's sister has become a vase even in the Spring Festival."
"I'm more famous than her!"
"That's what you think. At least your breasts won't grow bigger and smaller." Liang Huanhuan pried hard at the end of the last sentence.The wooden board fell, and then she carefully placed the box on the coffee table: "Look, I have actually been in love."
When she did this, even Bai Fumei and Liang Xiaotian, who had been silent all this time, sat up straight and looked into the box.
"What kind of rubbish is this?" Xiao Yiwen took out a handful of strange things: "What is this?"
Liang Huanhuan snatched what Xiao Yiwen was holding with his hands: "If you break it, you won't be able to pay for it."
And at this time.After trying on the wooden shoes made by Wang Jian, Xiao Jin came out of the room, and the wooden shoes under his feet thumped.She originally wanted to show off the new shoes, but found that no one was paying attention to her, so she was also quite curious about Liang Huanhuan's box, and she stretched her head to look at it for a long time.Blinking a few times: "Is this a new trash can? Such a big trash can?"
"You're the trash can! Get lost." Liang Huanhuan took out a stack of paper wrapped in plastic wrap, which was thick and had at least 150 pages by visual inspection: "This is the love letter my sister received, all from the same person .”
Then, she took out three ceramic figurines, which should look like a family of three from the shape, and she placed the dolls on the table: "This is a gift from him when I was 16 years old."
"It's time to give it away." Liang Huanhuan laughed, and took out a music box with a glass ball on it. It was ruined by me, so it can't ring."
Then, she took out all the presents and set the table full.A comb, a hand warmer, a bottle of cough syrup that has been emptied but cleaned, a ticket to the aquarium, a ticket stub to a schoolmate’s concert, a firework that has been lit but still in good shape, a handful of dried up A bouquet of lavender, a sketch full of love, a brooch, a pair of gloves and a scarf.
What's worth noting here is that the scarf is obviously masculine, not necessarily high-grade, but it does look quite thick, and the gloves are the kind of cute pink girls' gloves with...patterns.
"That's all."
Tianran Er lay on the armrest of the sofa, tsk-tsk: "You kept it all, so where is he now? I'm going to have a look."
Liang Huanhuan's expression darkened: "I don't know..."
"Why don't you know? Even if it's an ex-boyfriend, he won't become an enemy." Xiao Jin squinted his eyes and asked, "Did he disappear after getting you pregnant?"
Liang Huanhuan shook his head: "Because our identities were kept secret before, we must have a true and complete resume. So I studied in ordinary junior high school and high school. I also studied in ordinary universities. This guy...is an idiot."
"What do you mean?" Xiao Yiwen snorted, "What an idiot."
Liang Huanhuan ate a lollipop, hugged his knees with both hands, and pointed to the letters: "Whether you believe it or not, I didn't reply to him."
At this moment, Wang Jian also came out after taking a shower, picked up Liang Huanhuan's crystal ball without saying a word: "This is fun."
"Don't let me touch it!" Liang Huanhuan snatched the crystal ball with his hands and held it in his arms: "Go, go, go. Go away, you thick-handed, thick-footed gorilla."
Wang Jian was taken aback: "Three things worth 40 yuan... As for it."
"This is a treasure given to her by her first love." Xiao Jin raised her head with a look of disdain.The tone is also strange: "Jinggui is incredible."
Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at Tianraner: "Do you have any treasures?"
Tianran Er raised his head, thought for a while, and suddenly laughed.Pointing to two neat rows of leeks planted in flower pots on the balcony, he clapped his hands: "I have a lot of leeks!"
"Forget it..." Wang Jian waved his hand: "Go take a shower."
Xiao Yiwen was quite dissatisfied with Wang Jian's interruption, she raised her head and stared at Wang Jian: "Can you be quiet?"
"You were the one arguing with her just now." Xiao Jin blinked: "Do you want to be so limitless? Do you all think it's fun to bully Old Wang? Do you believe it if I kill you?"
Wang Jian waved his hand: "Forget it, I'm used to it, as long as you are happy."
Xiao Yiwen pouted and said nothing, but urged Liang Huanhuan to tell the story quickly.
And Liang Huanhuan seems to have been completely immersed in his own memories, his eyes are wandering, and his mind is wandering.
"You guys are so lively every night, why don't you let people sleep?" Dawei suddenly came back from outside, holding a bowl of hot preserved egg porridge in his hand: "I heard Liang Huanhuan from 800 meters away. bluffing."
finished.He gently put the bowl of porridge in front of Bai Fumei, and whispered: "You didn't eat much at night, eat more."
His action caused boos everywhere, even Xiao Yiwen booed her younger brother for a long time.Ke Dawei's face.It is definitely not comparable to ordinary people. He actually took this contemptuous booing for nothing, snorted silently, helped Xiaotian put the porridge in a bowl, and went to the balcony to pick up a handful of leeks and gave it to Bai Fumei in the kitchen. Copy eggs and eat...
"Actually, I personally like Wang Jian's thoughtfulness." Xiao Yiwen seemed to have changed from an ignorant and brain-dead girl to a caring big sister: "As a woman, I don't need too much care. What I need is to listen and understand."
"Why are these words so familiar?" Xiao Jin rolled his eyes: "Are you using the lines in your movie to make up the numbers? Do you know what it means to listen and understand?"
"No...don't know."
And Liang Huanhuan sighed, lying lazily on the sofa, resting his head on Bai Fumei Xiaotian's thigh, raised his head to look at her white and round chin: "Sister, you are still on guard against us. In fact, you have passed Verified, for the sake of Dawei, as long as you are not a murderer, our old king will protect you. This guy is very emotional."
"You finally said something nice about me." Wang Jian chuckled, turned and entered the room: "You talk, I'll sleep."
Seeing Wang Jian leaving, Liang Huanhuan turned over and sat up immediately, and said with a mysterious face: "Because the army has regulations, it is absolutely forbidden to fall in love before retiring, so if I fall in love early... I will be expelled from the olive leaf. Not to mention the more than 6000 subsidy for a month, I have no chance to go abroad for free. So of course I dare not agree to that fool.”
Just when Liang Huanhuan was about to continue talking, there was a knock on the door suddenly.
"Who...it's in the middle of the night." She reluctantly walked over to open the door, but halfway through, her muscles all of a sudden tensed up, and the cat bent down and fumbled a little punch from the place covered by the curtain, Then he waved to the people in the room and mouthed: "Come in!"
And Wang Jian also came out at this time, leaned against the door, and looked up at Liang Huanhuan: "Open the door...I was poured until I vomited yesterday. Although I was not drunk, I really couldn't bear it, so I went to bed early. From seven o'clock Yes, come up with a chapter... If you have time in the afternoon, there will be more. rq!!!
Tianran Er held a basin of washed clothes and stood at the gate of Liang Huanhuan's city, poking his head and looking at Liang Huanhuan who was poking his butt and reaching out under the bed to dig around.Even with her wisdom, she couldn't analyze the meaning of Liang Huanhuan's actions at all.
"Me." Liang Huanhuan struggled to pull out a big box from under the bed: "That little girl Xiao Yiwen doesn't believe that I've been in love, I'll prove it to her."
"This...how does this prove?"
Naturally, the second is also stupid. In fact, as long as you know about such things as being in love, it’s fine. There is nothing to prove it. Gifts and love letters from the past do not actually mean that you have been in love...
But what makes Tianran Er even more strange is that the coconut heart guys of these no.304 male wives...how did Wang Jian take Xiao Yiwen to fight all the way to love?And not only did they talk, but now they have also done a proof of integrity.
Watching Liang Huanhuan carefully take out a small square bag made of oiled paper, wrapped in cling film and plastic bags, and sealed with wax, from the box, the hairs on Natural Er's body stood on end, and he asked cautiously: " You...you...you want to use explosives?"
Liang Huanhuan turned his head ferociously, looked at Tianraner with a smirk, and then began to unpack the square bag in front of Tianraner.
This bag is a cube with a length, width, and height of about forty centimeters. It's actually not a small guy, but it's quite big.And it was tightly wrapped by Liang Huanhuan's inner three layers and outer three layers, after opening the wax layer, plastic layer and oil paper layer.Tianran Er was surprised to find that there is actually a layer of asbestos under the oil paper, and there is a layer of solidified gypsum under the asbestos...
"Huanhuan... did you put a shriveled human head in it?"
Tianran Er's voice began to tremble, and now a strange picture generated by her imagination appeared in her mind - Liang Huanhuan's method of proving that she was in love no. The ex-boyfriend's head was cut off by her and kept in a multi-layer sealed environment. It has not rotted for many years, and the water has been sucked away by plaster and asbestos, becoming dry and thin...
This picture is really scary, not only scary.It is also full of a kind of thrilling and suspenseful plot unique to horror movies, which made Natural Er's first reaction be "The Silence of the Lambs".And Liang Huanhuan also changed suddenly, from a man-in-law to a perverted murderer.
"That's it!" Liang Huanhuan let out a long breath.Holding the cube that had already lost weight, he bypassed Natural Er, and muttered to demonstrate to Xiao Yiwen who was sitting on the sofa waiting for Liang Huanhuan to announce the results: "Aren't you a scumbag who has never held hands with a man before?" will understand."
Xiao Yiwen was full of disdain.She curled her lips: "I don't know how many men are chasing me."
"Do you understand that two people are in love with each other?" Liang Huanhuan raised his eyebrows: "You are just a big vase."
"You are the vase!" Xiao Yiwen was very jealous of others calling her a vase, and when Liang Huanhuan said it, she became anxious: "I am not a vase, why are you like this!"
"Have you ever seen a vase repairing a gun by itself?" Liang Huanhuan was wearing shorts and sitting cross-legged on the sofa. Her box was placed on her slender thigh. She was using a small knife to pry her The last layer of the box is an all-wood shell: "To be a vase, you must have the consciousness to be a vase. You see, Zhiling's sister has become a vase even in the Spring Festival."
"I'm more famous than her!"
"That's what you think. At least your breasts won't grow bigger and smaller." Liang Huanhuan pried hard at the end of the last sentence.The wooden board fell, and then she carefully placed the box on the coffee table: "Look, I have actually been in love."
When she did this, even Bai Fumei and Liang Xiaotian, who had been silent all this time, sat up straight and looked into the box.
"What kind of rubbish is this?" Xiao Yiwen took out a handful of strange things: "What is this?"
Liang Huanhuan snatched what Xiao Yiwen was holding with his hands: "If you break it, you won't be able to pay for it."
And at this time.After trying on the wooden shoes made by Wang Jian, Xiao Jin came out of the room, and the wooden shoes under his feet thumped.She originally wanted to show off the new shoes, but found that no one was paying attention to her, so she was also quite curious about Liang Huanhuan's box, and she stretched her head to look at it for a long time.Blinking a few times: "Is this a new trash can? Such a big trash can?"
"You're the trash can! Get lost." Liang Huanhuan took out a stack of paper wrapped in plastic wrap, which was thick and had at least 150 pages by visual inspection: "This is the love letter my sister received, all from the same person .”
Then, she took out three ceramic figurines, which should look like a family of three from the shape, and she placed the dolls on the table: "This is a gift from him when I was 16 years old."
"It's time to give it away." Liang Huanhuan laughed, and took out a music box with a glass ball on it. It was ruined by me, so it can't ring."
Then, she took out all the presents and set the table full.A comb, a hand warmer, a bottle of cough syrup that has been emptied but cleaned, a ticket to the aquarium, a ticket stub to a schoolmate’s concert, a firework that has been lit but still in good shape, a handful of dried up A bouquet of lavender, a sketch full of love, a brooch, a pair of gloves and a scarf.
What's worth noting here is that the scarf is obviously masculine, not necessarily high-grade, but it does look quite thick, and the gloves are the kind of cute pink girls' gloves with...patterns.
"That's all."
Tianran Er lay on the armrest of the sofa, tsk-tsk: "You kept it all, so where is he now? I'm going to have a look."
Liang Huanhuan's expression darkened: "I don't know..."
"Why don't you know? Even if it's an ex-boyfriend, he won't become an enemy." Xiao Jin squinted his eyes and asked, "Did he disappear after getting you pregnant?"
Liang Huanhuan shook his head: "Because our identities were kept secret before, we must have a true and complete resume. So I studied in ordinary junior high school and high school. I also studied in ordinary universities. This guy...is an idiot."
"What do you mean?" Xiao Yiwen snorted, "What an idiot."
Liang Huanhuan ate a lollipop, hugged his knees with both hands, and pointed to the letters: "Whether you believe it or not, I didn't reply to him."
At this moment, Wang Jian also came out after taking a shower, picked up Liang Huanhuan's crystal ball without saying a word: "This is fun."
"Don't let me touch it!" Liang Huanhuan snatched the crystal ball with his hands and held it in his arms: "Go, go, go. Go away, you thick-handed, thick-footed gorilla."
Wang Jian was taken aback: "Three things worth 40 yuan... As for it."
"This is a treasure given to her by her first love." Xiao Jin raised her head with a look of disdain.The tone is also strange: "Jinggui is incredible."
Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at Tianraner: "Do you have any treasures?"
Tianran Er raised his head, thought for a while, and suddenly laughed.Pointing to two neat rows of leeks planted in flower pots on the balcony, he clapped his hands: "I have a lot of leeks!"
"Forget it..." Wang Jian waved his hand: "Go take a shower."
Xiao Yiwen was quite dissatisfied with Wang Jian's interruption, she raised her head and stared at Wang Jian: "Can you be quiet?"
"You were the one arguing with her just now." Xiao Jin blinked: "Do you want to be so limitless? Do you all think it's fun to bully Old Wang? Do you believe it if I kill you?"
Wang Jian waved his hand: "Forget it, I'm used to it, as long as you are happy."
Xiao Yiwen pouted and said nothing, but urged Liang Huanhuan to tell the story quickly.
And Liang Huanhuan seems to have been completely immersed in his own memories, his eyes are wandering, and his mind is wandering.
"You guys are so lively every night, why don't you let people sleep?" Dawei suddenly came back from outside, holding a bowl of hot preserved egg porridge in his hand: "I heard Liang Huanhuan from 800 meters away. bluffing."
finished.He gently put the bowl of porridge in front of Bai Fumei, and whispered: "You didn't eat much at night, eat more."
His action caused boos everywhere, even Xiao Yiwen booed her younger brother for a long time.Ke Dawei's face.It is definitely not comparable to ordinary people. He actually took this contemptuous booing for nothing, snorted silently, helped Xiaotian put the porridge in a bowl, and went to the balcony to pick up a handful of leeks and gave it to Bai Fumei in the kitchen. Copy eggs and eat...
"Actually, I personally like Wang Jian's thoughtfulness." Xiao Yiwen seemed to have changed from an ignorant and brain-dead girl to a caring big sister: "As a woman, I don't need too much care. What I need is to listen and understand."
"Why are these words so familiar?" Xiao Jin rolled his eyes: "Are you using the lines in your movie to make up the numbers? Do you know what it means to listen and understand?"
"No...don't know."
And Liang Huanhuan sighed, lying lazily on the sofa, resting his head on Bai Fumei Xiaotian's thigh, raised his head to look at her white and round chin: "Sister, you are still on guard against us. In fact, you have passed Verified, for the sake of Dawei, as long as you are not a murderer, our old king will protect you. This guy is very emotional."
"You finally said something nice about me." Wang Jian chuckled, turned and entered the room: "You talk, I'll sleep."
Seeing Wang Jian leaving, Liang Huanhuan turned over and sat up immediately, and said with a mysterious face: "Because the army has regulations, it is absolutely forbidden to fall in love before retiring, so if I fall in love early... I will be expelled from the olive leaf. Not to mention the more than 6000 subsidy for a month, I have no chance to go abroad for free. So of course I dare not agree to that fool.”
Just when Liang Huanhuan was about to continue talking, there was a knock on the door suddenly.
"Who...it's in the middle of the night." She reluctantly walked over to open the door, but halfway through, her muscles all of a sudden tensed up, and the cat bent down and fumbled a little punch from the place covered by the curtain, Then he waved to the people in the room and mouthed: "Come in!"
And Wang Jian also came out at this time, leaned against the door, and looked up at Liang Huanhuan: "Open the door...I was poured until I vomited yesterday. Although I was not drunk, I really couldn't bear it, so I went to bed early. From seven o'clock Yes, come up with a chapter... If you have time in the afternoon, there will be more. rq!!!
You'll Also Like
-
Anime Crossover Chat: Daddy was called to the police by Yukino!
Chapter 1389 8 hours ago -
Thunderbolt: I Became the Human Emperor in the Bitter Realm
Chapter 193 8 hours ago -
A Single Person's Infinite Wonderful Life
Chapter 580 8 hours ago -
I'm a teacher in Tokyo!
Chapter 205 8 hours ago -
Starry Sky Railway Travel Agency, popularizing Destiny in Genshin Impact.
Chapter 1215 8 hours ago -
One Piece: Starting with the Reanimation of Madara
Chapter 292 8 hours ago -
Super God: My creation of a Foundation universe has been exposed.
Chapter 184 8 hours ago -
Hong Kong film: The Ni family tycoon, who kills people and then amasses an army.
Chapter 403 8 hours ago -
One Piece: World Conquest Begins with Creating a Little Empress
Chapter 301 8 hours ago -
Crossover Anime: Starting with a Life Index, Join the Chat Group
Chapter 141 8 hours ago