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"This morning, my grandmother called and said that another brother had found her."

"It's my dad." Tianran Er raised his hand and said happily, "It's my dad, it's my dad!"

Wuyou looked at Tianran Er and then at Wang Jian, and blinked his eyes: "Sister-in-law, my senior brother is your father? But how could there be such a big gap, I thought that senior brother would be like the one in the movie, There is a handsome senior brother and a gentle and considerate second senior brother... If it was your father, how old would it be?"

"58 years old." Tianran Er nodded: "Get married at 30, have a daughter at 31, and don't care about raising a woman until she is three years old."

"Why does it feel like you're talking about other people's affairs?" Dawei smacked his lips: "The context is weird."

Wang Jian also nodded: "It's really weird."

And Lin Yaxuan shook her head and said: "Because even in this situation, she still enjoys plenty of father's love. In fact, my father regards her as his own."

"You all have fathers..." Xiao Jin was dragging her cuddly tail on the sofa, her expression was gloomy, and the gloomy air waves on her body spread out from her in layers, piercing armor, defense, and magic... …

"Ah! Such strong energy!" Xiao Yiwen picked up a plastic microwave oven plate as a shield, and blocked it in front of her: "Shield of the Valkyrie!"

"Stop playing." Dawei grabbed the plate with his hands, "It's not too embarrassing."

Xiao Yiwen pouted: "Yesterday, Huanhuan and I spent the whole night setting skills. I have the hardest shield in the world, and she has the most accurate defense-breaking spear. I am the Dark Valkyrie with the power of dark elements. Able to reduce people to molecules in a few microseconds, she is..."

"Shut up!" Liang Huanhuan covered Xiao Yiwen's mouth as quickly as possible before Xiao Yiwen said that shameful title: "If you say it, people from the God of Light will find out, and we will be in danger."

"Neuropathy."

All the whispers in the room came together at this moment, but Wang Jian said with a smile, "Then you can definitely fly."

Xiao Yiwen shook her head in disappointment, and sighed: "You are stupid, it's just a role-playing game. No one can fly."

Wang Jian shrugged, pointed to Xiao Yiwen and said to the others: "In the future, I will spend more time with her when I have time, she is quite lonely."

"Actually, this is Lao Wang's gentleness. Hidden under his thick shell is sweet juice, the choice of a smart woman. I can do anything I want, but the only thing I can't make a person quiet Listen to my wildly chosen fantasies." Naturally Er held his chin.Looking straight out of the window: "Especially after listening to it, you can still understand my unreasonableness."

"You are declaring war." Xiao Jin snorted coldly: "Your acting skills are too bad, okay? It's obvious that you're trying to put people down."

And although Junior Sister Wuyou is an expert like Lao Wang, she is only an ordinary person in terms of IQ. Naturally, this ordinary person can't keep up with Xiaojin and Tianraner, so she was stunned for a long time. I chose to skip this paragraph, put my thoughts back and forth, and continued: "Actually, the sword dance is just a disguise. I am a master of hidden weapons."

"Concealed weapons?" Wang Jian said aloud, "My master said. Gentlemen are uncomfortable with darkness. Apart from shooting birds with a slingshot... I have never used a concealed weapon."

"Brother..." Wuyou said coquettishly, "You are a gentleman, but she is just a little girl."

"Okay, okay...don't be silly, I can't take it anymore." Liang Huanhuan's goosebumps stood up all over his body: "Can you talk more normally?"

"But...but I've always been like this." Wuyou really spoke like this, without pretending or affectation.Naturally, she will bring a nasal voice to make such a charming, regardless of the target or gender: "It's been like this since I was a child..."

Wang Jian understood, he waved his hand and stopped Liang Huanhuan from making things difficult: "Wuyou is naturally charming, and that's how he talks."

"I think it's pretty good." Lin Yaxuan nodded: "A woman should be like a woman. As for whether to seduce a man or not. That's a man's business. I can sao, but you can't disturb. Not every woman has to become like a man Only a mother-in-law can gain a sense of security, she can protect herself, why not be herself?"

"Domineering!" Liang Huanhuan gritted his teeth and said, "But after hearing what you said, why do my teeth itch?"

"Because you are a man." Xiao Jin said mercilessly, "A man! A man!"

"Death!"

Liang Huanhuan threw Xiao Jin onto the sofa, and began to torture her while holding her down.Xiao Jin resisted angrily, but she was no match for this man-in-law, so she could only call on Wang Jian to save her life.

However, Wang Jian was so used to these daily routines that he turned a blind eye, and continued to ask Wuyou, "What hidden weapon are you best at?"

Wuyou smiled and took out a hat-like thing from the small bag she brought: "Here, blood drop."

"puff……"

The puffing sound of water spraying in the room became one piece, no one would have thought about it... This gentle and delicate woman is full of the kind of carefree tenderness unique to ancient women in her stretching and moving. And the cruel and weird hidden weapon in the novel...

After Wuyou saw their expressions, he laughed and threw the blood drop out with his hand, and it landed on a clothes rack that Wang Jian made at any time, and then she pulled the thin chain in her hand hard. , the hat-like thing tightened suddenly, followed by a teeth-stinging grinding sound.

When I pulled it back, there was only a bare and smooth cut left on the top of the hanger, and Wuyou poured out the cut wood from the hat-like thing, and picked up the thick wrist Mu Mu laughed loudly: "Blood droplet, you know how to do it, look."

Everyone gathered together to take a look, only to find that Wuyou's five fingers were hung with a thread, and the iron chain in his hand was just a load-bearing thing, and these few threads were probably used to control the sight. The sharp-toothed tools in the seemingly simple hidden weapon, otherwise, they would not be able to cut such a thick piece of wood so neatly.

"My head... my head..." Tianran Er started rolling on the sofa with his head in his arms: "It's so scary..."

"Not only that."

As Wuyou said, he took off a wrist-shaped thing from his arm, and then pulled out 49 black and blue steel needles from it, which can be seen to be poisonous just from the color...

"There are a total of 98 needles in both hands, and there are more." Wuyou took out two thin daggers as if by magic, and put them on the table, and the daggers were also smeared with a strange fishy smell. Poison: "It's more than that..."

Just like that, she was left with the same thing after another, and the things on her body were slowly spread out on the table.Darts, steel needles, daggers, soft swords, steel wire, finger pricks and cat claws.There are all kinds and tricks, and it is a living mobile arsenal.

"No, take off your underpants! I have to see how many things you have hidden." Liang Huanhuan made a gesture to pounce on Wuyou for a body check.

This is commonplace for Liang Huanhuan. With her masculine strength, she is undefeated among all the girls. Whether it is the super-smart Wang Ruolin, the dark warrior Xiao Yiwen, or the gray blood Jin Huiming, she is not alone. General.But it was God's will that she got into trouble with Gongsun Wuyou today, the woman chosen by God to punish her.

Liang Huanhuan just got started, Wuyou turned around gently and gracefully, pinched her wrist joints with two fingers, and gently folded them.Then, as if possessed by a demon, Liang Huanhuan rolled over onto the sofa all at once.

"Oh, I don't believe in evil anymore." After Liang Huanhuan finished speaking, she turned around and went on again.

But this time it was not as good as just now, Wuyou bent her knee and pressed it straight against her knee, which made Liang Huanhuan lean forward naturally, and then Wuyou pushed her back, without even using her hands, Liang Huanhuan once again Fell on the sofa.

"My day! Come, come! Fight for three hundred rounds!" Liang Huanhuan rolled up his sleeves, grasped his claws with both hands, and grabbed Wuyou's chest at the same time.

But Wuyou just turned around, raised his leg and swiped his hand. Not only did Liang Huanhuan miss nothing, but his back was directly exposed in front of Wuyou. Wuyou's raised hand suddenly pressed down. A hungry tiger rushing for food became a wild dog scrambling for food. It fell straight down, or fell on the sofa, and then... just remained motionless.

"I don't accept it...I don't accept it...I can fight three rounds with Wang Jian!"

Liang Huanhuan was bouncing on the sofa with a troubled expression on his face.

But Wang Jian stretched out his hand to Wuyou at this time: "Use me to try the flower-picking hand."

Wuyou hummed, squeezed Wang Jian's wrist with two fingers, and flicked it hard.But this swing didn't have any effect. Wang Jian just bent his knees slightly, and didn't even move his body.

"Senior brother, take off your strength..." Wuyou pouted, "It's not fun... My grandma once said that her senior brother is the most powerful, if she can't beat her, she won't play anymore."

Wang Jian squeezed his chin: "Actually, I think my father and my martial uncles' kung fu should be mutually reinforcing, but I haven't been in touch with more senior martial brothers except my father-in-law and you, so I don't know much about it."

"Okay, you guys have to let me finish the story... there's one more chapter.

By the way, I recommend a movie. I bought a ticket and watched "101 Proposals" yesterday. Huang Bo's acting skills are not picky, and Zhiling's sister is also a perfect vase.And this movie is actually very warm, it can probably be called Cheng Ren's fairy tale, there are not too many conflicts, you know the end when you see the beginning, and it is an adaptation of the play.It doesn't shock people like "V Sha", nor does it bring people shock and reflection like "Cloud Atlas".

But I think that in many cases, giving myself some tender movies that are not cruel or sad is actually a kind of reward for myself, just like the third brother rewards himself by buying himself stinky tofu. ).