tiger teacher

"Ajian, Ajian, I think something will happen to the two of them..."

After Wang Jian carried Xiao Jin and A Ying into the room respectively, Tianran Er went up to Wang Jian worriedly and asked Wang Jian, his expression was as if he saw the two tigers in the kindergarten fighting for victory.

"Well, it should be fine. Hugs bite people. Hugs never bark."

After Tianran finished the second question, before Wang Jian could answer, she began to answer her own questions. The skill of talking to herself was so perfect that Wang Jian even thought that she would be locked up in a place isolated from the world. She can live her whole life talking to herself...

But...Compared to Ah Ying, Natural Er is the real queen of complaints. She said the phrase "a dog that bites does not bark", which is easy to irritate others, but she said it so cutely. , It really depends on the accumulation of time to complete.

"Let them live in the same room." Dawei suddenly raised his head viciously: "According to a man's intuition, I think that if they pass the break-in period... we will have a big deal, a big deal !"

Dawei's slick tongue made Bai Fumei Xiaotian, who was eating sullenly next to her, chuckle, and her sparkling eyes slid on Dawei's body, looking forward to his posture and moving his eyes.

"Ah... I was shot." Dawei fell on the sofa clutching his chest, "I'm going to die."

"Get lost." Liang Huanhuan, who was entangled on the sofa, kicked Dawei down: "This is my territory."

Dawei curled his lips, patted his butt, and stood up from the ground: "Well, my father called me just now and asked me to take my sister back tomorrow. He said that it is fine for my sister to arrive. It doesn't matter if I go or not." , my self-esteem has been severely wounded."

Xiao Yiwen was taken aback for a moment, looked back at Dawei, then shrank her neck: "I won't go."

"You can't go, girl." Dawei put his hands on Xiao Yiwen's shoulders: "Our father found a husband for you. Uncle Yao, Aunt Xue and your godfather jointly recommended it, and even my mother will come back tomorrow to see it." Son-in-law, if you don’t go tomorrow, you will be arrested.”

Xiao Yiwen snorted and hid behind Wang Jian.Grabbing his arm: "I have Wang Jian, who dares to catch me!"

"You ask him if he dares to take care of this?" Dawei sighed: "It's going to rain, mother wants to get married, every girl has to go through this stage, when you are 27 or [-] years old, you will start to lose scum, no People want it."

Tianran Er immediately lay down on his gun, looked at Dawei in a daze, and muttered, "I didn't drop scum. I didn't drop scum..."

"Anyway, I'm not going..."

Xiao Yiwen's eyes were determined.

"I think I'd better go and have a look. If you are a young talent, it would be a pity if you don't go." Liang Huanhuan sat on the sofa and gloated, "It's actually a technical job to be able to marry you. I have to find someone who doesn't covet your beauty." Yes, if you don't covet your family property, among so many people I know, Wang Jian may meet the standard."

Xiao Yiwen nodded hurriedly: "That's right!"

Natural [-] tightened his whole body.Grab Wang Jian's cuff: "This is mine, mine!"

At this time, Ah Ying opened the door from the room.And stuck his head out through the crack of the door: "Actually, I think it's okay to just let it go. No matter how beautiful you are, you will grow old. A woman is worthless when she gets old. She is already at this age. If you don't find another one, you really can't get married. Yes. I think she looks like a star, but it’s just a resemblance, Su Nan is much prettier than her, and she is also prettier than ordinary girls, so marry earlier.”

"You have business everywhere." Wang Jian flicked a peanut: "Go back to the house and pack your luggage!"

"Don't." Ah Ying managed to avoid Wang Jian's finger snapping skill, and still stuck out her head: "Third brother, I will leave the work to you. Also, if that kid provokes me again, I won't be polite. .”

"I don't know who is being rude." Xiao Jin rushed out the door angrily: "If I didn't look at Lao Wang's face, I..."

Wang Jian patted the table and frowned: "Go back to the room!"

Ah Ying stuck out her tongue, and shrank back obediently.And Xiao Jin also bowed his head and let out a cry.Walking slowly into the room, halfway through, he turned his head to look at Lao Wang, who looked pitifully like a puppy that was bullied...

"It's still you who can control the situation." Liang Huanhuan raised his finger and said, "Awesome!"

Wang Jian sighed: "Aying has been like this since she was a child, don't look at her, she looks very innocent, very bad."

"It's right to be bad." Liang Huanhuan first pointed to Tianraner: "You want to be like her." Then he pointed to Xiao Yiwen: "Still like her?"

Wang Jian stretched his waist: "There are more and more mouths to eat at home, and I am getting more and more stressed."

"Don't look at me." Dawei shrugged: "My sister and I both pay for the food, and there are only a few mixed meals."

"Are you talking about me?" Liang Huanhuan was furious in an instant: "You bastard, do you know what I'm doing here? I'm a member of the government, do you know? I'm here to perform security duties! In other words, I am the guardian of your group of dangerous people, and you dare to ask me for food? Believe it or not, I will charge you protection money on the spot!"

Wang Jian sighed, leaned on the sofa, and moved Liang Huanhuan's foot from his lap: "Actually, I have thought about it for a long time. There is no banquet that lasts forever. One day after you all leave, I may be very disappointed." of."

"Hey, gorillas don't play with their emotions, okay?" Liang Huanhuan stretched out his arms: "Look, goosebumps are rising."

"Take one step at a time, or you will go to a country where you can marry many wives, and marry them all."

"Get out, why don't you let him marry you in a country where homosexuals can get married." Liang Huanhuan kicked Dawei down on the sofa: "The only ones who want to marry him here are 27-year-old children and The kid's sister."

Xiao Yiwen raised her hand: "And me!"

"You don't count."

And Tianran held his face in both hands, his face full of shyness: "Do I really look like a child?"

"I'm kidding you." Wang Jian stood up, "Don't make fun of me, I'm off to work."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian went downstairs as if running away, ignoring the continuous laughter behind him...

To be honest, Wang Jian himself thinks that he is no different from most young people except that he knows a little bit of kung fu. His personality is innate, and he wants to change it, but he can't change it. In Liang Huanhuan's words, a dog can't change it. .Although he always thought of himself as a literary youth, in the eyes of most people.I'm just a dull young man.

He doesn't have Dawei's eloquence, Sun Er's grand plan, Sun San's resourcefulness, nonsense tolerance, monk's calmness, panda's optimism, and even the Great Sage... forget it, Strictly speaking, this guy is also a weirdo.

But Wang Jian thought there was nothing wrong with this.You are yourself, the advantages and strengths of others belong to others, and your own shortcomings and shortcomings belong to yourself.As long as you face these things squarely and dare to face yourself, in fact, this is not a big problem.Wang Jian, he is speaking for himself.

"Master." Zhang Weiye smiled mysteriously when he saw Wang Jian going downstairs, "I have something to give you."

Wang Jian was taken aback: "Give me something? Why?"

"Because my father watched my game and finally recognized me. He said that it is an honor to lose, but he will continue to work hard next time." Zhang Weiye said with a satisfied expression on his face: "You know, I have been outmatched by my brothers since I was a child. Like a scumbag, this time I finally raised my head."

After finishing speaking, he took out a pair of gloves from behind and handed them to Wang Jian: "This is a nano-material glove brought from Germany by someone I asked. I like to fight for nothing, so I gave it to you. Please accept it with a smile."

Wang Jian accepted the gloves unceremoniously: "Thank you."

"Master, do you have to teach me some tricks?"

Wang Jian hummed and thought for a while: "Martial arts, carpentry, medicine, astrology, geography, numerology, and physiognomy. Which ones do you learn?"

"Ah..." Zhang Weiye was stunned for a moment: "This... and medical geography?"

"Yes." Wang Jian spread his hands: "If you choose geography, numerology and physiognomy, I can only accept apprentices on behalf of the master, and I can't do it myself, but I have my master's notes."

"It's such a profound feeling..." Zhang Weiye thought for a while, and reached out to call Xu Hu who was stepping on the pile next to him: "Brother Hu, come here."

Xu Hu let out a hey, and ran over: "Xiao Yezi, what's the matter?"

Seeing Xu Hu coming, Wang Jian raised his head and asked the same question after thinking for a while.

"I choose martial arts and medical skills." Xu Hu touched his bald head: "I'm stupid. I can't learn others."

But Zhang Weiye is different, he almost said in his head: "Choose all!"

After Wang Jian wrote it down in his notebook, he raised his head and said, "I'll give you a chance to make changes. Once you're sure, there's no turning back."

Zhang Weiye and Xu Hu looked at each other, and then looked at Wang Jian's serious expression in unison.Then the two of them knelt down on the ground: "Master, don't change."

Wang Jian hooked his hand: "Three days later. The official acceptance of apprentices, you go to prepare pigs, cattle and sheep heads, chickens, ducks, goose bodies, and fish, shrimp and turtle tails."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian patted his head: "Actually, I don't know, it's just that my father did it at the time, and he said that I must do the same when I recruit apprentices."

After finishing speaking, he took out a booklet: "This is the door rule, you must remember to memorize it thoroughly, there are a total of 410 three rules, of which 150 rules must not be violated, otherwise I will clean up the door. And the remaining 160 three rules, each of which is punished Ten lashes, blood on the lashes, you should think carefully about whether to enter or not."

Zhang Weiye and Xu Hu shuddered at the sound of "cleaning the door", but at the same time they felt excited like they were drunk.

When Wang Jian taught them at the beginning, he didn't say too much, he just said a few words in general, and most of the kung fu he taught was basic skills.But now, they understood that when Wang Jian said to clean up the door, he had already decided to formally accept disciples.What is the concept of formal apprenticeship?Everyone understands this. Although it is different from ancient times, there is no such clear division of sects, but everyone knows that once you enter this sect, there is really no turning back. The 150 absolute prohibitions are by no means a joke. Judging by Jian's expression, he was playing for real.

In fact, Wang Jian has had this plan for a long time. Although Xu Hu's aptitude is a little low, he is not only simple and steady but also passionate. Zhang Weiye is a little frivolous, but has high aptitude.After observing for a period of time, Wang Jian felt that there was no big problem with their character.If there is any problem to be brought up, it may be that Zhang Weiye is not rational enough and often gets hot-blooded.But this is not a problem, Wang Jian himself is a master who is often passionate... Time will change everything, no problem.

And the reason why Wang Jian chose to hold this apprenticeship ceremony three days later is because he has senior brothers and uncles above him. According to the custom, Wang Jian, a junior, accepts apprentices. If the elders are not present, he will be poked. backbone.

"Three days, prepare yourself. Avoid meat and fish, take a bath three times a day in the morning, noon and evening, and come here in white clothes after three days."

"Understood, Master."

After speaking, Wang Jian nodded: "Continue to practice."

After they went back to practice, other people in the martial arts hall immediately surrounded them, envy, jealousy and curiosity all poured out.Xu Hu was as excited as if he was drunk, and Zhang Weiye even raised his tail to the sky. With a big wave of his hand, he promised that he would pay for all the supper in the evening.

After Wang Jian instructed them for a while, he was about to go back upstairs to watch TV, but when he turned around, he found that A Ying was sitting on the stairs with her chin in her hands, her eyes staring blankly.

"Aren't you going to rest?"

"Third Brother. Tell me, I obviously have a lot to say to you, but why can't I say it." Ah Ying sighed: "I feel that you have changed."

Wang Jian said, "It hasn't changed."

"I like the third brother who led me to do evil. It's an ax to see who doesn't like it. I came here to experience the life of novels, but you have become like a good gentleman."

Wang Jian laughed and patted Aying's head: "Silly girl, the third brother will grow up too. The third brother is now a responsible person and can't mess around."

"You're not messing around, you, explain to me what's going on with the girls in that room?" A Ying jumped down from the stairs with her hands on her hips: "You blushed when you talked to girls at that time, look at you Look, what have you become now, Bao Nuan Si Yinyu, you have grown up, you are clearly obscene."

Wang Jian's speech speed can't be compared with Aying's, she didn't even know how to explain it: "Am I so unbearable?"

A Ying rolled her eyes: "I want to clean up one by one! The first target is that little guy! Wait, anyone who stands in my way will die!"

Wang Jian sighed and called out, "Xiao Jin, stop eavesdropping."

Xiao Jin appeared from the corner of the stairs eating the ham sausage he hugged, and said with a look of disdain: "I heard that someone is going to punish me."

Ah Ying turned her head: "It's me."

Xiao Jin patted his chest: "Accept the challenge."

Wang Jian shook his head, pinched each of their cheeks, and went upstairs: "You play whatever you want, if you go too far, you will die."

Xiao Jin didn't care what Wang Jian said, just looked at A Ying with a cold snort: "Wen Dou or Wu Dou."

"You are no match for anything."

"You are a mortal, I can easily deal with you without my IQ."

"Then get high, little friend." A Ying leaned in front of Xiao Jin: "Three chapters of the agreement first."

"Come on, who is afraid of whom." Xiao Jin sneered: "See what tricks you can play."

"The loser eats booger." rs