tiger teacher

"You asked me to do this?"

"Yeah, otherwise what else can you do?"

"Then give me a cigarette first." The Great Sage took out a cigarette from Wang Jian's pocket, popped one out, bit it in his mouth, and swallowed it, half of the cigarette was lost: "You are too funny about this." , you think I'm a god."

Wang Jian nodded: "I don't care so much, let me tell you the direction of weapon customization first."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian took out a pen from his pocket, found a shoe box on the balcony, and tore off the lid: "First of all, I need two knives, one long and the other short. 1.5 meters, 150 centimeters broken. The back and blade of the knife should be triangular, and cutting iron like mud is the most basic, and the minimum weight of a long knife should not be less than [-] catties. There is also a dagger, which needs to be irregular polygonal, fifteen Centimeters long, with serrated edges and a weight of no more than [-] grams; ropes, thin and light; darts and a soft sword, too, and that’s about it.”

The Great Sage took a deep breath: "Your request... It takes decades for people to make a good sword, and you cut iron like mud so easily."

"Then you want me to carry two watermelon knives?" Wang Jian leaned on the railing: "I'm not going to risk my life, and I'm not stupid. I must be fully prepared, otherwise I won't know how to die of."

The Great Sage thought about it and felt that what Wang Jian said was quite reasonable, so he didn't refute anything. He just put the piece of cardboard in his pocket and patted Wang Jian's shoulder: "I will give it to you as soon as possible."

"Not as soon as possible, but now." Wang Jian flicked the cigarette butt into the air: "You asked me to work for you, and you wouldn't even give me some equipment?"

"Your equipment requirements are too bizarre. I can't help it for a while."

"Then you are still talking fart, go find a way!"

Dasheng fled in the end, but he did not return to the police station, but drove straight to a well-known sheet metal factory. After he found the owner of the sheet metal factory, he grabbed him by the collar: "Boy, I Now I give you a death order. If you don't get it out within ten hours, you will be in big trouble!"

"My lord... My lord calm down, calm down."

This boss used to be an outsider.Because he was saved by the Great Sage in a certain fight with weapons, he repented and took over his father's factory.It can be regarded as inheriting the father's business.Maybe it was because he had learned a lesson, so he worked very hard, and it didn't take long for him to become a factory with the best reputation in the city. It was a bit exaggerated for Ri to make money, but it was definitely much better than when he was a gangster.Because of the grace of life of the Great Sage, I often invite the Great Sage to go to various places to hold tooth ceremonies, and the relationship between the two of them is not bad.

After the Great Sage explained the requirements, he let out an ah, quite surprised: "This is too difficult, I'm afraid only Cold Steel can make it."

"Nonsense, Cold Steel is in America. Ten hours. Don't talk nonsense."

"Materials... Grandpa, I am all ordinary materials. Your concept of cutting iron like mud is too vague. The hardest I have is 65hrc steel. You start at 80hrc."

The Great Sage thought for a while: "I'll get you something. Can you process it?"

"Dude, you just got a set of laser-cut guys, and you can cut all the diamonds."

"Okay then, wait!"

After finishing speaking, the Great Sage drove straight to the military area without saying a word.Although he is now wearing a police uniform and driving a police car, he is still a member of the army.And anyway, he is a school-level officer, and he is recognizable in appearance, so it is easier to drive into the police restricted area than to get on the highway.

And when he came out again, there were three whole things in the trunk of the car, one was the bottom armor of the armed helicopter, the other was the front armor of the tank, and the other was a high-hardness plastic with a thickness of 47 millimeters. , Generally, ten centimeters of this kind of high molecular polymer is enough to carry the five-meter continuous shooting of AK20, and it is a mess of lightness. Although these things are all waste, if they are really put into the world, they will cost more than ten or twenty centimeters. Wan is absolutely fine.

When the thing was put in front of the board factory owner, he was so frightened that he pissed. After checking it around, he said with a mournful face, "Master... you are going to destroy my 2000 million machine, what's wrong with this thing?" Grind it."

"This is your own technical problem. Anyway, within 10 hours, I have to see something, or don't blame me for fucking your sister." The Great Sage pointed to the three boards on the ground with Bayi paint, coaxing Coaxingly said: "If there are a lot of materials, I can get a breast shield or something."

"Grandpa, just let me go..."

On Wang Jian's side, he was sitting on the ground helping Tianran Er pack up his things. Strictly speaking, they went out this time, which should be regarded as refuge.What made Wang Jian feel gratified was that these guys didn't have to ask to stay with the protagonist to live and die together when faced with something like those brain-dead girls in martial arts novels.

But what about the result of coexistence and death... Usually the protagonist has nothing to do, but the guy who stayed to live and die died completely. For Wang Jian, it would be more comfortable for him to face this kind of thing by himself. You don't have to worry about being threatened by others or how many people around you will die or be disabled, and you can often beat the enemy by surprise.

"A Jian, you have to work hard this time." Tianran Er pinched Wang Jian's nose: "I watched the sky last night, and I counted, my little Jian will definitely not be in danger. So, come on!" , my great hero."

Wang Jian coughed, looked around, and said in a low voice, "Don't be so direct...I'll be shy."

Tianran Er giggled loudly: "It's good to be shy."

After finishing speaking, Tianraner leaned down and kissed Wang Jian's lips: "Hero, please protect Huanhuan."

Wang Jian nodded: "That's for sure."

"You must keep this on your ears at all times." Tianraner took out a strange thing and handed it to Wang Jian: "This is a hydrogen battery, which can work continuously for more than 20 days without charging. It has a high-definition camera, infrared Sensor and sound wave sensor, you can hear the buzzing of mosquitoes [-] meters away. Then I will remotely control you, okay, husband..."

This soft and greasy "husband" made Wang Jian tremble all over, and his face turned red at that time. After glancing at Liang Huanhuan who was gagging next to him, he rubbed his face and whispered: "Someone...someone Woolen cloth."

"Ha...so shy." Tianran threw Wang Jian to the ground abruptly, hugging his neck and shaking him: "So cute, so cute!"

"Crazy again." When Xiaojin passed by, he calmly stepped over and threw a USB flash drive on Tianraner's ass: "This is the restoration map of all the floors of Sun's Niujiao Building, and it has not yet been sold to the public. , Sun San lives on the top floor. Boss Sun’s property, if you guessed right, those mercenaries will also be hiding in it now.”

After finishing speaking, Xiao Jin hummed: "The identity of the bodyguard next to Sun San has also been found out. He is a full-time killer. His code name is su, which should be his surname. It's not a top killer, but his skills can rank among the top five."

"What kind of concept is this? Ranking in the top five is not considered the top?" Liang Huanhuan turned his head: "This is not scientific."

"The most expensive killer in the world is a woman from Russia who weighs more than 100 kilograms." Xiao Jin spread out his hands: "Killer and skill are not the same concept. Do you think Lao Wang is a good killer?"

"Him? Killing a chicken is almost the same."

"That's right." Xiao Jin stood on the spot and thought for a while, then suddenly slapped his head: "The equipment must be complete, that crazy aunt, how is your watch modified?"

Naturally Er was stunned, and took out Wang Jian's watch from his pocket: "I forgot, I installed a satellite positioning and detection sensor in it, and it will vibrate if you are targeted."

"Will being targeted?"

"Except for snipers." Liang Huanhuan tilted his head back: "If the electronic aiming of the assault rifle tries to locate you, it will call the police. It's a locking radar."

Tianran Er rubbed his chin and frowned: "What about the sniper?"

Liang Huanhuan laughed happily and bounced a bullet: "There is me."

Xiao Jin looked out of the window: "Now it's the stage of the young man. There are two feasible people. One is a monk, and the other is, guess what."

Wang Jian sat up from the ground: "Jiang Zhiyuan."

"It's really smart." Xiao Jin laughed: "Pull him into the water. Also, if the Great Sage sends you to jail, I think it's feasible. We'll leave it to us to wipe your ass."

"But I heard that the old prisoners in the prison will bully others." Tianran Er said worriedly: "Ajian..."

Liang Huanhuan pouted: "Come on, as long as he doesn't bully others."

But Wang Jian rubbed his head and chuckled, "I've been in prison, but I don't think it's too bad."

"That's it, then everything will go according to plan, um... there is one more problem." Xiao Jin looked around: "We have considered all emergencies, but what if Lao Wang gets injured or dies?"

Wang Jian shook his head: "If you are not held hostage, people will definitely not be as difficult to deal with as wild boars in the mountains. It is impossible for me to be injured."

"You are proud." Xiao Jin smiled: "The butt just forgot to hurt."

Wang Jian had a strange expression on his face: "Didn't there be Jiang Caidie that oil bottle that time?"

"It's still an oil bottle." Liang Huanhuan pouted: "Even the oil bottle is not up to the standard, she is the kind of person who is only worthy of being used to vent sexual desire."

"Hey..." Xiao Jin poked his chest: "Underage, be careful."

"Come on, I don't know who took nude photos in the room yesterday, saying that he wanted to leave some masturbation material for Lao Wang."

Xiao Jinfei rushed forward and wanted to grab Liang Huanhuan's neck: "I'll kill you!"

And Lao Wang looked at Tianran Er innocently: "I didn't see anything."

I have class tonight, so a little less.

Eat back tomorrow.