tiger teacher

"What you want."

The Great Sage threw the weapon Wang Jian wanted at the door with dark circles, then turned and ran away, fearing that Wang Jian would make any unreasonable demands on him again. This night after night, even if the Great Sage is really a bear, I am afraid that he will suffer. It won't be long before he dies.

After Wang Jian brought the thing wrapped in a woven bag at the door into the house and opened it, his eyes lit up.These three weapons are really likable. Although they are cold weapons, but in terms of material and casting process, in ancient times, if they were dedicated to the boss at that time, they would probably be able to exchange for ten thousand taels of silver and two beauties. Three thousand acres of fertile land.

What he likes the most is the long knife. When he gestures with his hand, it is exactly 1.5 meters long. The tip of the knife reaches the handle with a slight arc. I am afraid that dinosaurs can split in two.

The dagger was sharp and introverted. Although it looked like a toy, Wang Jian knew that the person who made it was an absolute casting elite as soon as he picked it up.

As for the dagger, it only appeared in the movie. The cross-section of the snowflake is almost impossible to save if it is stuck into the flesh. What surprised Wang Jian was that this dagger, which is about [-] centimeters long, has not His mobile phone is heavy, which can basically be regarded as an extension of the arm. As for the hardness, it can definitely be used as a climbing tool, but because of the shape, the function is relatively low, and it is only used as a murder weapon.

"This bastard." Liang Huanhuan lifted the long knife with both hands, and felt it up and down: "It's still matte. It's absolutely fine, but it's too heavy."

Wang Jian shook his head: "This weight is just right, the person who made things is an expert, as expected, there are good people in the market."

"But how do you bring this?" Tianran Er struggled to lift the long sword, but after moving it for a long time, his face was blushing, but he only let it move a nest, and it was almost impossible to pick it up and look at it. I had no choice but to give up: "It's so big and so heavy."

Wang Jian looked at the three guys on the ground: "The dagger can be pinned to the waist, and the others can only be carried on the back."

"You just carried it like this? You were arrested by the police within 300 meters." Liang Huanhuan shook his head: "You have to have a sheath, it's not safe without a cover."

"I really didn't plan on the cover..." Wang Jian gestured at the length of the thing: "But I can just make one myself, I'm a professional."

Of course, the scabbard must be unreliable. After all, the age is different. If anyone swaggers through the market with such a big guy on his back, he will definitely attract onlookers. Moreover, in this era of Weibo for all people, Wang Jian thinks that even if he is not caught by the police uncle If you catch him, you will be human-searched because of his popularity, and the hype is also for scoring occasions. Wang Jian is going to fight...not to the draft.

However, making a case is much simpler than making these three things. It took almost no time. It was simply wrapped with Liang Huanhuan's stockings and transparent glue, and then put in a cello box and carried it on the back. Let Wang Jian have a bit of literary style.

"Okay, there's nothing else to do now." After Wang Jian finished everything, he leaned back on the sofa: "You guys are about to pack up and get ready to board the plane."

Tianran Er touched Wang Jian's face: "I can't bear to..."

"I can't bear to fart." Xiao Jin grabbed Tianran Er's arm: "You want to kill him, don't you?"

Wang Jian laughed happily, pinching the faces of Xiaojin and Tianraner respectively: "Don't worry, I will be fine. I plan to start after the teacher apprenticeship ceremony. Before that, you must go to a safe place for me."

"Received." Xiao Jin stretched out his hand and hugged Old Wang's neck tightly: "Safety comes first. If you die, you won't have dps."

But Tianran Er thought for a while and took off his pendant from his neck and hung it on Wang Jian's neck: "I wish you a prosperous martial arts."

After speaking, she also hugged Liang Huanhuan: "Sister, be careful."

"Yeah." Liang Huanhuan put his feet on the coffee table, shaking non-stop: "It's a small thing."

After finishing speaking, she walked into the room again and told her father the whole thing.If it were to be placed on an ordinary father, it would be a ghost if he didn't lose his temper.But who is the old man? He is an old bird who is used to wind and rain. He didn't say much, just waved her and let her go.

After she came out, she picked up the box and left without saying a word, but Lin Yaxuan just smiled, touched Wang Jian's forehead, and just followed out.

Soon, only Xiao Yiwen, Wang Jian, Liang Huanhuan and the old man who was resting were left in the room.A sense of loss swept over him all at once, and Wang Jian leaned on the sofa with a cigarette in his mouth, but also said nothing.

"You go home tonight." Liang Huanhuan patted Xiao Yiwen's shoulder: "Bring me a hug and live a good life for a few days."

Xiao Yiwen glanced at Wang Jian, then nodded reluctantly: "Okay..."

"Okay, okay, I'll go to sleep for a while too. I'm in good spirits. You two can play whatever you want."

As Liang Huanhuan said, she walked into the room. Once the door was closed, the world was no longer related to her.Only Wang Jian and Xiao Yiwen in the living room were left staring at each other.

"Take me to play." Xiao Yiwen looked at Wang Jian timidly: "It's agreed."

Wang Jian looked at his watch, it was still early, so he nodded: "What do you want to play?"

"I want... I want to go collect trash with you."

Wang Jian was taken aback: "I've already washed my hands..."

"Go, let's go, I want to experience it." Xiao Yiwen shook Wang Jian's arm and said coquettishly: "Please..."

"Okay, then go."

In fact, Wang Jian, who hasn’t collected waste products for a long time, has already had itchy hands, but firstly, he doesn’t need to rely on this to subsidize his family, and secondly, he has been very busy recently and doesn’t have much time to take care of these things, so then The agricultural motorcycle he bought has been used by Liang Huanhuan to buy vegetables, and he has basically never done anything serious.

But now that Xiao Yiwen asked for it, Wang Jian had nothing to refuse, took out two pairs of gloves from the drawer, and took Xiao Yiwen straight to the suburbs.

Bringing a big star to collect trash... This kind of thing makes people feel absurd, but this is what people ask for on their own initiative, so absurdity is just a little bit absurd. Anyway, Wang Jian thinks that his life itself is an absurd script, full of lice Don't worry about it, don't feel itchy when you have too much debt, no matter how absurd it is, how can it be absurd.

Xiao Yiwen was still the third child, with a mask, glasses and sun hat, covering her alluring appearance, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.Wang Jian, on the other hand, put on a tattered t-shirt that was given out in a promotional sale in the supermarket, the kind that could wash up the neckline, and a set of work clothes he picked up from no one knew where. Road, went straight to the suburbs like a paradise.

"Hey, I feel like we're elope." Xiao Yiwen sat on the back of the motorcycle, shaking Wang Jian: "You don't think so."

"You have too much imagination." Wang Jian laughed: "Don't think so much, get along with your family when you go home tomorrow, you know? No matter how fierce they are, it's for your own good. I want to find anyone who is fierce to me. No more, if my father can be resurrected, I would be happy for him to beat me up every day."

"Oh... Got it." Xiao Yiwen pouted and nodded, "Will you be in danger?"

"Probably not, the sun is so hot today, you must be dark.

Then the maintenance money is enough for me to eat braised beef for three years. **Yiwen giggled: "I won't maintain it anymore, I'll just let it darken."

"That can't be done, you are a big star."

"No...no, I don't." Xiao Yiwen acted coquettishly so that Wang Jian didn't know what to do next: "Then you say I'm beautiful with dark spots or white spots."

"I think...you would be pretty if you were a zebra."

"I hate you!" Xiao Yiwen smiled and slapped Wang Jian: "You always bully me."

Wang Jian laughed: "By the way, don't make trouble after you go back, just be more obedient."

"Um... got it. I will."

In fact, if Daxiao or Xiaoma were to hear Xiao Yiwen speak in such an attitude, they might have to bleed to death.People say that knowing a son is better than a father, but when Xiao Yiwen was at home in the past, she was so rebellious, as if everything was not pleasing to the eye, but on Wang Jian's side, she was as obedient as a chicken. Contrast... I really don't know how it happened.

Or maybe this is the legendary female university is not allowed to stay?But it's different... In Xiao Yiwen's words, she feels that living the life of a commoner here is more suitable for her personality.

After working all morning, Wang Jian only had a broken refrigerator and a broken TV in his car. The money he earned from these two was not enough for the postage for this trip, but Xiao Yiwen was as happy as a bird, busy up and down .When it was time for lunch, Wang Jian casually bought some fried rice cakes, and the two of them sat on the concrete pier by the side of the road and ate there. Xiao Yiwen, who often ate dragon soup and chicken feet, actually ate two lunch boxes of rice cakes , Completely subverted the image of idols and goddesses in the eyes of others.

"I've made up my mind, I'll live like this for the rest of my life." Xiao Yiwen was full, regardless of whether there was ashes on the grass, and went up: "I'm so happy."

"It's so easy for you to be happy." Wang Jian laughed: "Okay, don't lie down, I'll take you for a ride."

Just like that, Xiao Yiwen, who used to get nauseous while driving in a convertible, now sits on a three-wheeled motorcycle and screams like Wang Jian is in the countryside with his mentally ill wife. Like a man.

"Wang Jian, will you marry me?"

Wang Jian was taken aback: "Don't say stupid things..."

"I'm just kidding." Xiao Yiwen patted Wang Jian's hairy head from behind: "When your matter is settled, remember to pick me up at my house. I don't want to live there."

"No problem." Wang Jian nodded: "It should be done soon, remember not to talk back to your mother."

"I know, I know, wordy ghost." Xiao Yiwen supported Wang Jian's shoulders with both hands and stood behind blowing the wind: "It would be great if I could be like this for the rest of my life..."