tiger teacher

"It's strange, how come first senior brother and second senior brother at once, how is this calculated?" Xiao Jin looked at Lao Wang's letter: "Didn't this mean that your senior senior brother blinded your master's eyes? How can this be the second senior brother?" gone."

"They should be counted according to age, because my master has always taught apprentices without distinction. The older ones are considered brothers, and no matter how old they are, they are all juniors." Wang Jian shrugged: "If you look at the clues of time, my two Senior brother should be in his 60s and almost [-] this year, I don’t know if I can make it in time.”

"Don't worry, Jian!" Tianran held Wang Jian's hand in both hands: "I will help you."

"Is it okay for you to be less disgusting?" Xiao Jin said with a strange face, "It's not disgusting."

Tianran Er stuck out his tongue: "I can't help it, I haven't seen Jian for a long time..."

"He went in for seventeen days, and you came back for ten days. He visited the prison every morning and evening. You said you haven't seen him for a long time?" Xiao Jin snorted: "Pretend to be pure!"

"I'm pure, I'm not pretending." Tianran put his face in his hands and said, "I'm really pure."

"Go, go, go...you're getting more and more disgusting." Xiaojin sighed, "You went to Gegezhuang just for that brochure?"

Wang Jian hummed: "There is a set of ultimate moves, and the unique way of luck and force are different."

"What a strange sect."

While they were talking, a plane landed slowly, and then a white man wearing a peaked cap, pulling a suitcase, wearing a white T-shirt and ordinary jeans, walked out with a small red flag in his hand waiting hall.

"Oh...beautiful and powerful China..." Cooper raised his arms under the scorching sun like an idiot and shouted: "The former kingdom of heaven! I'm here to report to you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a taxi stopped in front of him and asked in fluent English, "Where are you going, sir?"

Cooper climbed into the car and said, "How do you know I'm not Chinese? I speak Chinese so well."

The driver glanced at his fair hair, blue eyes, and fair skin, and smiled.But there's no need to talk...

"Okay, you have sharp eyes." Cooper sighed, "Crouching tigers hide dragons on the ancient land."

"I said where are you going!"

"Oh... oh... take me to Chang'an Avenue. I'm going to see the Great Wall!"

"Go down!"

Cooper, who was thrown on the side of the road, blinked and said to himself: "What a weirdo, don't you say that the Chinese are hospitable?"

Afterwards, he took several taxis in a row, but as long as he said he wanted to go to Chang'an Street to see the Great Wall, he would drive away. This made Cooper look dazed, and finally found out when he caught an aunt wearing a red sleeve , although there is a long word in Chang'an Street.But it is not close to the Great Wall at all. If you want to see the Great Wall, you have to go to Hohhot...

"Oh, China is such a magical soil."

"Fuck you nainai legs." The red-sleeved aunt snorted and scolded him in strong Tangshan dialect.Then I rolled my eyes.He walked away silently.

"They are really kind and simple people!" As he spoke, Cooper took out his task list: "Okay, now the first task is to see the Great Wall. The second task... oh, investigate a few people. "

On the other side of the ocean in America, Shanova was forced to sit on the floor while his teacher, an old man with black hair and full of energy, was sitting next to the TV, watching a DVD over and over again. , The content on the dvd is the video of the one-on-one match between Wang Jian and Wuyou.

"Master. Why don't you let me go to China!"

"Because you will suffer."

"But Master, isn't that your hometown?"

"I can't go back. You won't understand, I'm destined to be a rootless person for the rest of my life." The old man smiled dryly: "I have done some wrong things that I can never make up for, and I can never turn back .”

Shanova jumped up abruptly, but the old man had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and swung a pen and hit the bend of Shanova's knee. Shanova sat back down with a thud.

"Who told you to get up! Continue to meditate!"

"But Master, I've been sitting for six hours! I can't stand it!"

"There is no room for you to choose." The old man frowned: "Sit honestly!"

Shanova knew her teacher's character, and if she fought again, she would be beaten... So even though she was powerful, she didn't have the slightest determination to resist her teacher.

"Master, if you are so powerful, isn't your teacher even more powerful?"

"My teacher?" The old man slightly raised his neck: "I used to think that he was slow and couldn't avoid it. Now I realize that it was actually my mistake."

"What what? Master, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, you continue to meditate! I'll go out and relax."

As soon as he left, Shanova immediately jumped up, sat on the sofa, and picked up the phone: "I need to see the effect of the human enhancement project as soon as possible, otherwise you and your team will appear in the surface of the Thames."

But what was said on the other side of the phone, Shanova frowned: "Of course it's a ** experiment! It's just a few people, it's nothing. The disposal of the corpse, you leave it to Karan. I'll give you three weeks , if you can’t complete the first step, you will die. Yes, the second part is intelligence enhancement, the humans on this planet are too stupid, I need my race to be as dazzling as gods.”

After hanging up the phone, she opened the book on the table that Master slept with her arms around her, and flipped through a few pages: "What, rubbish!"

But just after she finished speaking, she suddenly opened the book again, staring at the annotations added by the day after tomorrow, and then her face slowly turned red: "My God! This ingredient! This ingredient is too similar to my fortifying liquid!"

Then she kept flipping through the book, and as she flipped through it, her eyes opened wider and wider.But at this moment, her master suddenly appeared, frowning: "What are you doing!"

"Master!" Shanova held the book: "Is this the book I found for you!"

"What does it have to do with you!"

"No! Master, I am your only relative, this is very important to me!" Shanova said resolutely: "This is related to the fate of the entire race!"

The old man was silent for a moment, sat on the sofa, picked up the book, and laughed: "This is the wisdom of my ancestors for thousands of years, which is not related to your race."

"Master..." Shanova said coquettishly, "Just tell me."

"Have you ever heard of Qin Shihuang?"

"I've heard it!" Shanova nodded hurriedly: "He is a great tyrant! My father was once an idol."

"Then you should have heard of immortality."

"That's impossible! I'm a student of biological sciences. As long as there are living things, there is no way to escape the corrosion of oxygen. A person's life is actually an oxidation process."

The old man opened the book: "There are nine books in total, five of which are elixirs, and four are formulas for extreme strengthening. There is also a very important one, which is medicine."

"You can despise China, but let me tell you, any once brilliant civilization, even if it is withered and weak, must have many incredible things. Do you think I don't know what you are studying? I'm just old, I don’t want to take care of you. These few books from my teacher’s school can be added to anyone, and they can turn him into a god.”

Looking at Shanova's eyeballs that were about to pop out of their sockets, the old man continued: "This book is about physical fitness, and in the future there will be physiological functions, meridians, and sea of ​​energy."

"What are meridians and sea of ​​qi..."

"Go and study it yourself." The old man shook his head: "And it's not like the chemicals you made, which are simple and crude, without any technical content."

"Why is there no technical content! There are 27 biochemical institutes around the world, 140 top scientists and next-generation instruments! Every item of mine is enough to win the Nobel Prize again!"

"It's just pediatrics." The old man shook his head: "These are for external use. They only need to be soaked, and they have no side effects. They won't cause irreversible effects like your weird chemical reagents."

"Oh my god!" Shanova jumped up screaming: "Impossible! This is impossible!"

"Look at his muscle texture." The old man pointed to the paused picture on the TV, on which Wang Jian and Wuyou were fighting, and Wang Jian happened to be photographed with a close-up of his arm at this moment: "Did you notice anything. "

Shanova looked at it carefully for a long time, her tongue almost sticking out: "Gorgeous silky muscles, perfect skin stretching and toughness! This is the most perfect **! Wait, let me calculate."

After finishing speaking, Shanova started to open the laptop, and began to calculate, and the data she got made her almost unconscious: "With his muscle texture, his punch can reach seven in an instant. One hundred kilograms!"

"Do you still think your research is ahead of the world?"

"No! I want to get him, I want to dissect him with my own hands! I want to make him my most gorgeous test subject!"

"How dare you!" The old man stared, "I will not allow you to step into China again, remember that you are my only relative, and I am protecting you!"

Shanova didn't seem to hear, just stared at Lao Wang's butt with drooling...

"I feel pain in my butt." Wang Jian suddenly touched it when he got out of the car: "It's strange, a sudden tingling pain."

"I'm afraid you are not picking up soap in prison." Dawei smiled wickedly: "It's cool."

"Picking up soap?" Lao Wang didn't know the truth.

But Xiao Jin shrugged and said to Dawei: "If you let him react, you will die. You will definitely feel pain in your butt."

As he said that, Tianran Er suddenly turned his head: "Ajian, I think your potential has not been tapped, because your muscle tissue is not like that of a human..."

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