tiger teacher

"I said... have we lost our way?" Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the already dark Yao: "It's been four hours, why haven't we even seen a fart?"

The Great Sage compared the map, the compass, and the GPS, then shook his head and said, "No, we'll be there in about two hours."

"It's more tiring than my training session. Why does your second uncle live in such a shitty place?"

"So you young masters are only suitable for sitting in the office. Back then, I carried a load of [-] kilograms and [-] kilometers in seven days." The Great Sage took a bite of the compressed cake and said, "Look at that big bomber."

Jiang Zhiyuan followed the words of the great sage and looked over. Wang Jian was slipping down a tree tens of meters high, holding something like a bird's egg in his hand, smiling all over his face.

"Oh, hey, don't treat it like a summer camp, okay?" Jiang Zhiyuan wiped his mouth and said, "Give me the bird eggs."

Wang Jian threw the bird eggs in his hands to the Great Sage and Jiang Zhiyuan: "I still have two left. This kind of nightingale can't be raised if there are too many. At most, I can only survive two. If I eat enough, I will go to another place." from a tree."

"You can still develop sustainably." Jiang Zhiyuan squeezed the bird's egg into his mouth: "It tastes better than eggs!"

"Who is a child in the mountains who can't do this?" Wang Jian said complacently: "You have to pay attention to the method of relying on the mountain to eat the mountain."

After the Great Sage ate two birds' eggs, he stood up and looked at Yaokong: "We must hurry up, a heavy rainstorm is coming soon."

Wang Jian also looked up and said, "Well, the weather in the mountains can change as soon as it changes."

After extinguishing the temporary fire, the three of them moved forward again. Jiang Zhiyuan suddenly asked, "Aren't you worried that your second uncle is in danger?"

"Don't worry, do you know Vasily? It's the one who hunted in Siberia. My second uncle's combat power is more than 30 times that of his." The great sage laughed: "I'm worried that the grandson will run away. It's not easy for this guy to run away. !"

"At that time, you were short-hearted." Wang Jian complained, "How could you let him come here?"

"It's a time when all the brains are missing." Jiang Zhiyuan also poked the sore spot of the Great Sage beside him: "Occasionally, it's okay to be stupid once or twice."

The Great Sage groaned, "Okay, let's go."

But at this moment, Wang Jian suddenly raised his hand: "Stop!"

"So what, young master."

"Bear……"

Someone once conducted a survey to find out what kind of beast is the scariest to encounter in the wild.The result of the investigation is not a snake, nor a tiger, but a bear... Some people say that pretending to be dead is useful. A slap... With that slap, a Japanese car can be slapped over, so if you pretend to be dead, you will pretend to be really dead.

And this bear looks stupid, but it is faster than me, can climb trees and swim, bite and shoot, and can dig holes... So if you encounter a bear in the wild with no experience, you will basically die.

"Where is it?" Jiang Zhiyuan lowered his waist cats: "Let's hunt down a bear and go back to make padded jackets. We agreed, I want the bear's skin!"

"You will be shuanggui." Dasheng untied the gun behind his back: "Mine."

But Wang Jian frowned at this moment: "Up a tree! A litter of bears!"

As soon as the words fell, a gust of wind hit, and then the moonlight could see a fat female bear with three bear cubs approaching Wang Jian slowly at a place about ten meters away from them.

These bear cubs are obviously already half-grown, and have reached the stage of learning to hunt, but unfortunately today... they encountered a few hairless monkeys, so they could only use these monkeys for surgery.

The bear-like brown bear here is relatively large, with an average weight of more than 400 catties, and this female bear seems to be particularly well-nourished. Although it is slightly smaller than the male bear, it is not much smaller. Three to four hundred pieces big guy.

"Let them pass, don't disturb them." Wang Jian ran up the tree and smiled at the Great Sage and the others: "It's not easy for orphans and widows."

But Wang Jian thought so... The bear didn't think so. The brown bear quickly ran under Wang Jian's tree. With its sense of smell several times more sensitive than a dog's, it found Wang Jian quite easily.

"Start the fight..." The Great Sage made a gesture and jumped: "This guy is not big."

"One slap will still slap you to death." Wang Jian sighed and jumped down from the tree.

"You don't want to die!" Jiang Zhiyuan yelled loudly.

But Wang Jian didn't care about it. Taking advantage of the gap when the bear didn't react, he punched it on the back of the head, then grabbed the hair on the back of its neck and threw the bear to the ground, and punched the bear's nose three times. .

The bear howled and wanted to pat Wang Jian, but Wang Jian held down the two arms of the bear with his own strength, and then greeted it in the face.

After 5 minutes of violent wind and rain, Wang Jian stood up and kicked the bear's ass: "Get up for me!"

The bear seemed to be crying... Poorly got up from the ground, watching Wang Jian yelling and backing away, and then the moonlight could see that this guy had completely lost his dignity as a carnivorous predator, and his calves were shaking.

"Just let it go away with some dignity." Jiang Zhiyuan seemed a little bit impatient, and jumped down from the tree. When the female bear saw the second hairless monkey jumping down, she flopped and sat on the ground, feeling weak howling.

At this time, the Great Sage also jumped down: "My ri...you are a monster. The bears were defeated by you..."

Wang Jian wiped his nose and pointed at the bear: "You don't want to inquire about it. Is there anything on the mountain in my house that dares to go out. I started to let you go, and you still find fault with me?"

As he spoke, Wang Jian took two steps and squeezed the bear's mouth: "In the future, when you're on the road, you'll have to focus on your tricks. Otherwise, you won't even know how to die."

After speaking, Wang Jian raised his foot and kicked towards the bear's ass. The four-hundred-pound guy was kicked and turned over by Wang Jian so abruptly. He got up and took the stupid bear cub with him Bumped and ran away...Wang Jian clapped his hands and blew the bear hair on his hands: "I thought I was afraid of it, this little thing."

He didn't care anymore, but the Great Sage and Jiang Zhiyuan looked at Wang Jian like monsters, and for a moment didn't know how to proceed... "Can the Siberian tiger be ok?"

Wang Jian thought for a while: "I haven't fought, but I have fought with the leopard. I can deal with it in 20 seconds. The leopard can't do it."

"You are the deadly enemy of wild animals, what about the rhino?"

"I really don't know..." Wang Jian lit a cigarette, "But it probably won't work, the tiger can still try."

"You don't need to try." Jiang Zhiyuan patted Wang Jian's shoulder: "You can definitely do it. It may be a little more difficult, but with the way you were able to do it just now... I believe that you can kill two tigers. Just now That's Xiong O!"

Wang Jian nodded blankly: "It's Xiong O."

"Okay...it's nothing." Jiang Zhiyuan sighed: "It feels safe to have you here. I will definitely let my sister go out with you to take risks next time..."

"Come on, then I don't feel safe." Wang Jian sighed and asked suddenly: "How much does a tiger weigh?"

"Seven hundred catties."

Wang Jian thought for a while: "What about the speed? Is it as fast as a leopard?"

"You really want to hit the tiger...don't, that thing is dying." Jiang Zhiyuan sighed, "Let them go, but speaking of it, you are really like a tiger, introverted, lonely, ferocious, Strong and quick."

"Well, I'm actually quite outgoing."

But after the little trouble caused by the little bear, Wang Jian and the others moved faster. After all, if they really ran into a tiger, it would be really difficult. What if Wang Jian got crazy and beat the tiger to death... The two policemen are here, the national special-level protected animals.

After the three people walked away with mud in their trousers, they finally saw a dilapidated small village.This is the second time Wang Jian has come to this place, and the impression is not good at all... This is not like a modern village at all, it is completely Banpo ruins, no electricity, no water, shit can only be exposed, and there will be Small animals lick their butts... and the animals here are not afraid of entering, even mice are not afraid of entering, if you are shitting, it dares to squat in front of you and stare at you with mung bean eyes... this will stare into constipation, okay? , Wang Jian really couldn't bear this feeling.

"Your second uncle is really strange." Jiang Zhiyuan sighed: "Living in this kind of place."

"It's a question of survival habits, he is a serious fighting nation."

Saying that, the Great Sage walked to a dilapidated small house and opened the door: "Second uncle?"

Before he finished speaking, a hound inside rushed out with a whoosh and bit the Great Sage on the shoulder.But Dasheng, this rough-skinned and thick-skinned thing, actually threw it aside... "Second uncle!"

"Who is it?" The kerosene lamp in the room was slowly lit up, and then an old man came out with his clothes on: "Why are you here?"

"Where is that foreigner?"

"Run away." The old man said calmly, "It's probably dead in the mountain."

"Run away!" The Great Sage groaned, "I'm in trouble!"

"Do you want to look for it?" The old man was very sincere. He took off his outer clothes, revealing his muscles like a young man, and changed into a suit of light clothes: "I'll take you to look for it."

Jiang Zhiyuan's eyes widened: "Can you find it?"

"Yes, yes." The old man led them out: "This forest is just like our backyard."

But Wang Jian saw the animal furs hanging all over the wall through the light, and asked a silly question: "Are there tigers here?"

"Yes, yes." The old man nodded, "Do you want to call me? Come on, I'll take you there."

When Wang Jian heard it, his eyes turned green: "Okay! Let's go!"

"Don't! Grandpa, just beforehand, we are not in a hurry to kill the tiger, so why not let it go?" The Great Sage groaned: "We ran more than 2000 kilometers, not to hunt tigers!"

"Then let's go, I'll take you to find him! By the way, did you bring wine for me?"

"Second uncle, how can I forget this o. This is twelve bottles of millet wine, above [-] degrees." The Great Sage took out a piece of liquor from his bag: "Your favorite."

The old man picked up a bottle, unscrewed it, and filled half of the bottle. As soon as he wiped his mouth, his spirit suddenly came up: "Let's go! I'll take you hunting!"