tiger teacher

"Are you dead?"

When Wang Jian regained his strength, the Great Sage was feeding him water. Brother Tiger was lying at the entrance of the cave, staring at Wang Jian with bared teeth, a pair of incomparable virtues...Wang Jian sat up slowly , took a long breath: "It's okay, my recovery ability is not bad."

"It's more than just screaming." Jiang Zhiyuan pointed the gun at the tiger, squatted down and squeezed Wang Jian's joints: "The ligament was stiff and strained, and the left ankle was misaligned. The ligament recovered its elasticity within 10 minutes. It's simply not in."

After Wang Jian stood up, he pressed Jiang Zhiyuan's gun, walked up to the tiger, and kicked it on the buttocks, like kicking and hugging: "It's cool!"

Brother Tiger didn't resist, and silently moved a few times to the side.And then Wang Jian got weird again, he actually held down the tiger's shoulder blade with one hand and held the tiger's foreleg with the other, and stretched it violently... Zhenyao roared, and the surrounding leaves fell down.Then I saw Brother Tiger rolling on the ground in pain... "What did you do to it?" The Great Sage was stunned: "You want to kill it? Forget it... Anyway, it has a spirit."

Wang Jian snorted: "No... I just took off its forelimbs. If you don't put them back on, it's dead."

After finishing speaking, it stepped on the tiger's head with one foot, held down Brother Tiger's other shoulder blade with the other hand, stretched its legs... It was another roar of Zhenyao... that was miserable.At this time, Cooper rushed out and hugged the tiger: "Don't hurt it! I'll go with you!"

Wang Jian kicked him to the ground: "You have no place to speak!"

But Cooper hugged Wang Jian's leg with snot and tears: "Don't hurt it..."

"Great Saint!"

Wang Jian turned his head and yelled, and the Great Sage stepped forward and took the dirty Cooper aside. No matter how much he resisted, he seemed unable to break free from the iron pliers of the Great Sage, and could only stand beside him. Begging.

After helping the tiger to fix the dislocated paw, Wang Jian patted its buttocks: "Be less crazy in the future, you will die sometime."

Brother Tiger got up from the ground, shook his hair that had been messed up by Wang Jian, and stretched his feet on the ground. After finding that there was nothing serious, he gave Wang Jian a glare, and disappeared into the depths of the jungle in despair.

"Okay, you said you can beat the tiger, you really won."

"Stop messing around..." Wang Jian rubbed his joints: "With strength alone, I would have died [-] times... The tiger is really powerful."

"Nonsense, I can see it..." Jiang Zhiyuan shrugged: "The Great Sage and I didn't dare to go up, for fear of accidental injury, look over there."

Wang Jian looked over, a big rock was fine at the beginning, but now it has cracked into four pieces, it seems that the tiger just smashed it to get rid of Wang Jian.

"I said why my back hurts so much..." Wang Jian finally understood the reason for the burning pain in his back: "This good guy..." "Take a break and return, let me tell you... It’s too early, if it’s dark, if that guy comes back to seek revenge, we’ll all die here.”

"Tigers don't seek revenge." The second uncle shook his head and said, "Tigers are not like wolves, and tigers are very stubborn."

Wang Jian was carried on the shoulder by the Great Sage, pointed at Cooper and said, "Tie it up and take it away together."

And Jiang Zhiyuan smiled coldly, looked at Cooper and said, "Boy, you are dead this time."

As for why he was going to die, Jiang Zhiyuan told Cooper about Sun San's tragic situation, and Cooper was shocked at that time.Although he repeatedly exclaimed that it was impossible, he still knew Shanova's reason after all. Now that even Sun San was not spared, I'm afraid... so he was in a bad mood all the way, just like a wooden person I walked for several hours on the mountain road.

"Second uncle, come back and live with me. This place doesn't look like a place to live in." Before leaving, the Great Sage said, "It just happens to be with my dad."

"No, this mountain is my home. I'm not used to having no place for me to go wild when I go out." The second uncle patted the Great Sage on the chest when he sent the Great Sage and the others to the intersection of the mountain: "Come back occasionally to see I'll do."

After speaking, he picked up the shotgun and disappeared into the vast mountains and forests with his hounds.

"This stubborn old man..." The Great Sage was also quite helpless: "I will tie him up next year even if I do."

And Wang Jian sighed: "In fact, I can understand him quite well."

But just after they took a few steps, there was a sudden roar of a tiger...Wang Jian and the others were all chrysanthemums.But before the chrysanthemum came loose, the yellow elf appeared again... "I'll go... who the hell said he wouldn't seek revenge!" Jiang Zhiyuan subconsciously took out his gun.

But when I looked around, I found that Brother Tiger was not alone. He was accompanied by a tiger that was a size smaller than him, and there was another tiger behind him... "This is a revenge for the whole family!" It's all white: "Die..."

But Wang Jian stepped forward and pointed at the tiger: "Try with me again, I will eat you."

Of course Brother Tiger couldn't understand what he said, but after confirming that it was Wang Jian, he picked up the sickly little tiger from behind his wife and put it at Wang Jian's feet.

"What do you mean o you?" Wang Jian turned his head and asked Cooper, "What is it?"

Cooper blinked: "No... I don't know."

But before Wang Jian could figure it out, Brother Tiger's family just ran away... There was only a yellow and fluffy kitten that was trembling around under Wang Jian's feet.

"I... give my son away." The Great Sage picked up the little tiger and checked it around: "This..."

And Cooper stretched out his hand tremblingly: "Can... can you show me?"

The Great Sage glanced at him and handed the little tiger over: "What can you see?"

"This tiger cub is sick and weak, and it is difficult to survive." After finishing his speech, Cooper added: "In this harsh natural environment, it is impossible for it to survive this winter."

"It seems that you are really asked to be a thousand father to help take care of the children." Jiang Zhiyuan took the little tiger: "Like a kitten, very cute."

Wang Jian really couldn't put it down. Although the little tiger was sick, he was a tiger after all.If you keep it, you will keep it... There seems to be nothing wrong with Tiger Wang raising a tiger.

"Master, don't you really want to raise it?" Jiang Zhiyuan blinked: "Your wolf...is barely a husky. But when it grows up, you'll have to shoot it!"

Wang Jian chuckled: "Let's talk about it when we grow up, I like this little guy so much."

"When it reaches [-] catties, you won't call it a little guy." Jiang Zhiyuan chuckled: "Look at its biological father's genes, can you bear it?"

"It doesn't matter, you can't watch it die. Go back and let Bao Bao learn to take care of the child."

"Forget it...you are a donkey. Go home, you are exhausted. The first task when you go back is to show my sister the picture of you beating a tiger, and let her know what a magical man is."

On the way, Wang Jian kept teasing the little tiger, as happy as if Yao Ran Er had given birth to him a son.But Cooper, who was in the same car, was in a miserable situation. He was forced to confess and had to be beaten... He walked all the way and beat him for more than 2000 kilometers, and then the great sage gave him homework, saying that he would not memorize the quotations from ** within three days If it is safe, he is ready to die or drink the water soaked in the socks of the Great Sage.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. In fact, what hurt Cooper the most was the fact that Shanova ordered him to be killed.Although he is an idiot and has a distorted world view, he can assure God that he really loves Shanova, and he can even give up his life and never tell the specific information about Shanova.

But I didn't expect... the loyal self would get such a result.However, because he had been fooled by these guys before, Cooper was not very firm this time, so he also showed a kind of hesitation.

"Do you still have illusions?" Jiang Zhiyuan sat next to him and calculated with a calculator: "I'll let you forget it. According to your crime, the death penalty is directly imposed in China. If you go to the United States, you will also be punished by death. If you go to jail, you will be punished before and after That's 140 years, and I believe that if you go to jail, you won't survive three days before you'll be killed by your lovely Shanova."

And the great sage had a laugh: "If you give us all the information you have, then I will send you to my second uncle. I know you like animals, so you will live there for the rest of your life."

Cooper was taken aback, and raised his head: "I would rather die than give you Shanova's information!"

"Hey, your temper is really tough." The Great Sage turned his head and raised his fist.

"Don't hit me...don't...don't hit me."

"Aren't you a hero just now?" The Great Sage sneered and said, "You also saw that we have someone who can fight the tiger one-on-one and win. Let him kill you, isn't it difficult?"

Wang Jian raised his head at this moment, and asked sincerely, "What name should I give it? There is a hug at home, and I call it Kiss."

"Do you dare to take something more domineering?" The Great Saint gave Wang Jian a weird look: "For example, Megatron, cannon, tank, ** sand, t34, Varyag."

Wang Jian waved his hand: "It's useless, even if you are called the Terminator, when the girls come home tomorrow, they have to become kisses."

"That's right..." Dasheng nodded, "The girls in your room are very strange."

At this time, Jiang Zhiyuan turned his head and glanced at Cooper: "I thought of a good way. Don't you think you won't be killed? Then do you dare to play a game?"

"Dare!" Cooper still had illusions about Shanova: "I still don't believe it."

"Okay, I'll treat you to a meal. The Great Sage stopped eating. I'm almost starving to death."

The first thing Wang Jian did after getting out of the car: "I'm going to buy some pure milk, my dear seems to be hungry."

Seeing his virtue, the Great Sage and Jiang Zhiyuan felt chills... The Great Sage said, "What's wrong with this guy? He's so sick all of a sudden?"

"Do you also know that his name is Wang Huo? Isn't this little tiger just like his son?" Jiang Zhiyuan spread his hands: "You always have two sides."