tiger teacher

Wang Jian had just finished cooking the noodles at noon, when Xiao Yiwen came back unexpectedly. When she saw Wang Jian, she excitedly took out a thick pile of things from the Gucci next year's new bag that she bought at the street stall.

"Give it to you!"

Wang Jian, who was holding the bowl, took two mouthfuls of noodles, and pointed to the piece of paper Xiao Yiwen put on the table with his chopsticks: "What is it? Have you eaten yet?"

"I came back to take a nap." Xiao Yiwen blushed, "When I came here just now, I found that someone on the road was giving out coupons. I got a lot of them!"

"Oh?" Wang Jian leaned forward: "What is it..."

Before he finished speaking, Wang Jian couldn't continue, because after he clearly saw the thick stack of coupons on the table, he was really anxious about Xiao Yiwen's IQ...... The words "Ren'ai Hospital Circumcision is Free" were written on it.And there can be as many as two hundred coupons in this pile, let alone a man, even if Wang Jian is such an onion, he can't afford to cut it like this... "This..." Wang Jian looked happily Xiao Yiwen reached out and patted his shoulder: "I appreciate your kindness..."

"You don't need it?" Xiao Yiwen blinked her eyes: "I still want to ask you, is circumcision just like exfoliating or exfoliating in spa aromatherapy? I think this is very cost-effective, I used to pay tens of thousands for a spa, but now I don’t need any money... Unfortunately, when I asked the man, he said that women can’t use it, so I gave it to you.” Wang Jian was silent for a while, and looked up. Xiao Yiwen was really speechless.Xiao Yiwen is really stupid, completely unadorned stupid, a person like her who doesn't distinguish between five grains and four bodies does not work hard, it is definitely a miracle of life to live to such a big age, whether you believe it or not, Wang Jian firmly believes it Doubt..."Don't bring everything home next time, it's useless..." Wang Jian couldn't explain to Xiao Yiwen where the circumcision was cut, so he could only follow the advice: "Anyway, you see there is a If someone from a hospital gets rich overnight, just leave him alone."

After hearing Wang Jian's words, Xiao Yiwen nodded half-understanding, and then suddenly her eyes lit up: "By the way, I'll show you an ad, come on."

Xiao Yiwen waved to Wang Jian with a serious and mysterious face: "Come here."

Wang Jian shook his head, sighed, and moved his feet to Xiao Yiwen's side.And Xiao Yiwen took out another piece of paper from the bag as if showing off, and when she took it out, she even looked left and right for a while, as if she was afraid that someone would snatch her.

"What is this?"

"Come and see o, I think it's a bad idea." Xiao Yiwen was extremely serious, and slowly unfolded the paper she had folded: "Look, I think you can try it."

Before Wang Jian took the paper, Xiao Yiwen's hand suddenly shrank: "No, no, you're clumsy, I'll read it to you!"

Wang Jian waved his hand: "You read, you read."

Xiao Yiwen cleared her throat: "A lot of money to ask for a child!"

Wang Jian couldn't resist.I didn't swallow a mouthful of noodles, and went directly into the trachea, coughing so much that tears almost came out.After finally waiting for a while, Xiao Yiwen was unhappy again: "What are you doing wrong, listen to me and finish reading."

"Hu Yan, female. 29 years old, plump and active. Her husband is a wealthy businessman in Hong Kong. She was disabled due to an accident and lost her fertility. In order to inherit a huge family business, after negotiation, I am now looking for a man with good character and good health to marry my mother. dream, and enjoy the happiness of being a woman at the same time..." After reading this, Xiao Yiwen purposely squinted her eyes and looked at Wang Jian, and said, "Enjoy the happiness of being a woman."

"Okay..." Wang Jian sat there crying but couldn't cry, and laughed awkwardly: "That's a trick."

"Why did you cheat!" Xiao Yiwen insisted: "There are also the seals of the Public Security Bureau and the Notary Office on it! It also specially uses blackened fonts to say "If you are the one, you are the one, tell me... how can you be a liar?" If you are the one, you are the one! Try it, I think it is very easy to make money."

Wang Jian shook his head, sighed deeply, and reached out to touch Xiao Yiwen's head: "It's really not easy for you to live to this age."

"O?" Xiao Yiwen tilted her head: "Why? Don't change the topic o! Look at the girl in this advertisement is very beautiful o, she looks a bit like me, and you won't suffer."

"Look carefully!" Wang Jian patted his forehead: "That's you!"

After Xiao Yiwen heard it, she hurriedly compared it with the photos on the advertisement, and then kept comparing herself. When she found that the woman in the photo had a birthmark on her neck that was the same as her own, Xiao Yiwen suddenly felt depressed. Sitting on the sofa, he said rather disappointedly: "It's really me..."

"You are really addicted to money now." Wang Jian threw the broken advertisement into the trash can: "You also believe in this stuff..."

"I'm poor." Xiao Yiwen pouted, and then her face flushed suddenly: "These scammers are too hateful! I have the phone number of this guy, I will go to a lawyer and sue them for infringing on my portrait rights !"

Wang Jian hastily grabbed Xiao Yiwen who ran out as soon as he raised his feet: "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to find my lawyer!" Xiao Yiwen said angrily, "It's too much, let the acquaintances see this, how can I do it!"

"It's okay, you're the only one who will take it seriously." Wang Jian shook his head and said, "I can watch more than 40 versions of this kind of small advertisement in a day, and basically all the prettier female stars have gone up to ask for it. How often do you know?" The tallest one can only be counted as the second, and the tallest one is Liu Yifei."

"Tch, that little bitch. I'm much prettier than her." Xiao Yiwen curled her lips: "She looks like a flounder."

"You're talking about Shu Qiqi..." Wang Jian patted Xiao Yiwen: "Go take a shower and sleep, I'll go out and play for a while."

"I'm going too, I'm going too!" As soon as Xiao Yiwen heard that she was going out to play, she immediately got excited: "I'm not going to sleep, I'm going out to play." "I'm going to play video games at the corner of the street. And cause trouble..."

"I'm very good, I won't cause trouble." Xiao Yiwen refused to obey, "If you don't take me, I'll go out with Hug."

Wang Jian took a look at the hug who was sleeping with the little tiger under the air conditioner, and couldn't help but gasped.Hug this guy... It's better if you don't go out or don't go out.

"Okay, then don't run around."

"Good o ah ah good o ah." Xiao Yiwen put on her signature toad mirror, and then that white peaked cap, and put on a short T-shirt with her navel exposed: "Let's go!"

Wang Jian pointed to her belly button: "Cover it up for me."

"Why o? This is normal o..."

Wang Jian actually knew that this was normal, but it was only normal if it was placed on Bie Ruo, but it would be extremely abnormal if it was placed on Xiao Yiwen.You must know Xiao Yiwen, it is not an exaggeration to describe Xiao Yiwen as a country and a city. Even if he wears sunglasses and a hat, the exposed half of his face can still introduce crimes. Small waist and buttocks measuring seven inches... I'm afraid the troubles are probably endless.

After all... Most of the game room is filled with young people, and what's more, it's so hot today, no one is a little restless.When the time comes when Xiao Yiwen is molested or harassed, can Wang Jian not do it?It's so hot, who wants to follow Qianjiao without nothing... Finally, under Wang Jian's coercion and temptation and Xun Xun's teachings, Xiao Yiwen finally reluctantly changed into a dress that was so ordinary that it couldn't be more ordinary. clothes.

But... a young beauty is a young beauty, this temperament is not made of clothes, this clothes belonged to Liang Huanhuan, and wearing it on Liang Huanhuan was like picking up rags, but wearing it on Xiao Yiwen... how could she still wear it? Wear it with a gothic sexy beauty.

"Forget it..." Wang Jian shrugged: "Don't move five meters away from me, or you will lose it by then."

"Wait!" Xiao Yiwen grabbed Wang Jian: "Don't wear such cheap clothes!"

Wang Jian looked down at his shirt: "Isn't this pretty good?"

"No!" Xiao Yiwen dragged Wang Jian into the room: "Here are T-shirts! I bought them for Xiaowei, and I bought two for you by the way. Yours is black, and his is black." White."

Of course, Wang Jian is actually a clothes hanger. After all, not everyone can have an inverted triangle figure. This kind of figure, as long as you don’t wear women’s clothing or a bra, you can look like that in any clothes. Yiwen also put on a pair of brown sunglasses for Wang Jian, who looked really tall, rich and handsome... After arriving in the game room, it really did not meet Wang Jian's expectations, when Xiao Yiwen snapped at the machine Well, there is always a group of strangely shaped men around her, and she will go around to take a look if she has nothing to do.

But after all, Wang Jian is next to her, and the aura is there. The ordinary punks don't dare to go up, and the bigger punks... who the hell doesn't know Wang Jian?

Moreover, Wang Jian is also a regular customer here. Many big gangsters who hang around here all day playing gambling machines, see Wang Jian and they all take the initiative to pass cigarettes. But their brother Hu's master... "Oah oah oah oah oah!" Xiao Yiwen screamed and patted the machine table, almost peeing out of excitement. Come on, other people have to ask her to keep her voice down, but Xiao Yiwen is a beautiful girl after all, this advantage is immediately reflected, as long as she shouts out loudly, basically dozens of people turn their heads to watch, and then silently a circle of appreciation.Wang Jian was a little embarrassed to be seen, but Xiao Yiwen kept her head on the plane... "I told you to keep your voice down." Finally, after Xiao Yiwen let out a high-pitched and clear scream, Wang Jian stabbed her Waist: "Pay attention to the influence of points."

"There are so many bullets!" Xiao Yiwen danced and said, "It's too scary!"

"How pitiful you are..." Wang Jian blinked: "Haven't you played?"

"No..." Xiao Yiwen shook her head pitifully: "I just played with others on TV, Wang Jian... take me to catch the doll."

Wang Jian was taken aback for a moment, turned his head to look at the claw machine, then looked at the boss sitting there to settle accounts, and smiled awkwardly: "Not good..."

"I want to play o! I want to catch dolls o!"

"I have made an agreement with the boss here... I can play for free, but I can't catch dolls."

"Why?" Xiao Yiwen said with an innocent face, "It's not fair..."

"It's not fair if I want to play." Wang Jian handed the small basket containing coins to Xiao Yiwen: "Go and play by yourself."

Xiao Yiwen just curled her lips, but there was no need to mess around, she happily went to grab the doll with a basket, while Wang Jian concentrated on playing his stupid game... For two full hours, video games Xiao Yiwen's melodious exclamation resounded in the city, the front, rear, left, and right sides of her grasping the claw machine were already surrounded by stinky men who gave her a trick... Whenever she grabbed one but fell down again, the surrounding The people always sighed with her, and when she finally caught an ugly doll, the applause was loud... I have to say that Xiao Yiwen's light cannot be covered by clothes at all, although no one recognizes her When she came out, she was actually the super star who was popular in Asia, but she still brought a lot of brain-dead fans to sweat with her.Although it cost Wang Jian more than 100 yuan to catch two ugly dolls with a wholesale price of less than five yuan, Xiao Yiwen was sweeter than eating honey, and she showed off next to Wang Jian for 2 minutes... …"I'm going to eat delicious food, do you want to go?" After the end, Xiao Yiwen grabbed the two dolls and said to Wang Jian at the gate of the video game city: "There are a lot of delicious food."

"I won't go..." Wang Jian waved his hand: "At my level, I can just eat ramen noodles. That kind of scene is not suitable."

"Forget it." Xiao Yiwen curled her lips habitually: "Buy me a bowl of noodles, I want to eat tonight!"

"Understood, you go quickly." After Wang Jian finished speaking, he pushed Xiao Yiwen into the car that came to pick her up, and said to Dawei who was driving: "Have you brought your keys? I'm going to see it tonight. Contest."

"Did my sister show you the big money begging for a child?" Dawei threw a cigarette to Wang Jian: "What do you think, Young Master Wang?"

"Don't make trouble." Wang Jian shook his head and smiled: "Fuck you."

Dawei laughed, turned his head and glanced at Xiao Yiwen, who was sitting on the back seat and fell asleep, and laughed, "Actually, she is really brain-dead to the point of heartache, let's go first."

Wang Jian waved his hand: "Go."

After separating from Dawei, Wang Jian walked slowly towards the venue of today's martial arts conference. When he arrived at a similar place, he went to find a ramen restaurant, ordered ramen noodles and a little beef, sat there and ate Brush ring.

And when he was halfway through eating, a voice suddenly came from beside him: "Can I sit here?"

This grammar, this accent, Wang Jian doesn’t need to look at it. If the guy who is talking is from China, then Wang Jian will eat the chopsticks in his hand... Looking up, Wang Jian found that this person who planned to share the table was actually a different person. Unexpectedly beautiful... It doesn't have the large pores and bad body odor of a big yangma at all, and its figure is quite petite, at most about 1.6 meters three.

Holding the bowl in her hand, she looked at the places that were already full, with a helpless expression on her face: "I..."

Wang Jian nodded: "Sit."

"thanks……"

After sitting down, Wang Jian just glanced casually, but he didn't look carefully. On the contrary, the girl kept staring at Wang Jian... You know, Wang Jian is very sensitive to sight. Staring at it, his hairs stood on end.In the end, he could only raise his head and ask, "Is there... anything?"

"Can you speak English?"

Wang Jian thought for a while, and repeated what he had just said in super fluent English.Seeing that Wang Jian could speak English, the foreign girl said excitedly, "You should be a contestant in that Kung Fu competition? I've seen your competition, it's amazing! Can you sign it for me?"

Wang Jian was happy, he didn't know that there were foreign fans here, Wang Jian was also happy, so he happily signed the girl's sleeve... "Wow, your Chinese characters It’s so beautiful, I’ve studied it for a long time, but it’s still ugly.”

Wang Jian shrugged: "It's just the mother tongue."

"I ask you o, is your kung fu real? Could it be a show like wwf?"

Wang Jian didn't answer her directly, but just flew out the disposable chopsticks in his hand like a dart, and stuck them straight to the sunshade tree about ten meters away.

"Oh... my god!"

In fact, Wang Jian is also a young guy to put it bluntly, he can't say he is good-looking, but like most guys, he is always elated when he gets compliments from other guys, especially girls, so Wang Jian really enjoys the girl's adoring eyes. "I'm from Kiev. My name is Alexeyevna. I'm of the same family as Empress Catherine, so I have the same name as her. You can also call me Sophia or Shanova .”

When Wang Jian heard the name, he immediately raised his head: "Sanova?"

"Yes... In our place, this name can be used as the ru name of most girls."

Wang Jian scratched his head and felt that he was indeed a little nervous. The legendary Shanova probably...wouldn't have come to eat beef ramen, let alone carry a travel bag with a stick in his coat pocket. Toothbrush... "Oh... I'm done eating, nice to meet you. My name is Wang Jian, goodbye." Wang Jian stood up and was about to leave.

After Wang Jian left, Shanova gritted her teeth tightly, frowned, and the coldness in her eyes flashed away.Then he also stood up: "Please... please wait a moment."

"?" Wang Jian turned to look at her.

"Excuse me... can you take me to the gymnasium? I came to watch the game today, but I don't know where it is."

Wang Jian nodded: "Come with me."

On the way to the gymnasium, the foreign girl Wang Jian just met was extremely cute, but Wang Jian always felt that there was something weird... an indescribable feeling.And judging from the girl's walking posture, she should also be a Lianjiazi, but this is normal, after all, Mao Xiongmei... a serious fighting race, one Maoxiong aunt is on top of 5 SEALs player.

"Let me tell you, I have practiced Kung Fu for 10 years!" Shanova gestured a few gestures: "I can also be said to be a master, so this time I came here to see the birthplace of Kung Fu. "

After Wang Jian saw her actions, he almost knew that this guy... was just a show, and there was nothing in the "form, spirit and mind" except the form.These ten years... were probably wasted.

"Okay, here we are." Wang Jian pointed to the gymnasium in the distance: "You go, I have a player passage. By the way, your perfume is very high-end, natural white ambergris, very expensive."

Shanova was startled, then smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment, goodbye."