tiger teacher

Card is a master who specializes in solving problems for people. He is the best planner in the world, and he thinks he is the best in the world, and there is no one.

He regards his work as art, with flawless timing, seamless grafting, and seamless transitions. This kind of coordination is comparable to a perfect stage play, and he is the only writer and director of all these.Every time he completes a task, he feels an unparalleled sense of accomplishment.

And he has always disdain to compare with those stereotyped killers, he stubbornly believes that those people are garbage with no technical content and only use violence.Their rules of conduct, which are full of loopholes and absurdities, are like children's play games.Compared with myself, I can be called "a super genius who thinks with his ass and can complete their actions".

What is his job?The answer is to create an accident.

Accidents, accidents, the implication is unexpected, any unexpected is actually reasonable, only the perfect combination between that time, that point and that person can be called an accident.It deliberately maintains seriousness and logic, and even incorporates philosophical propositions into it.So Card believes that killing people with brains is far more efficient and passionate than using guns.

However, these actions made him a little surprised, even amazed.

Logically speaking, the difficulty of this operation is not too great. Relatively speaking, it should be a very simple and simple task. The target does not have layers of bodyguards, no high-tech escort, no preventive measures or even They don't even have the basic defensive psychology.And she is just a woman who looks very weak and quiet.

But it was such a person who made Kad, the genius master of accidental assassination, fail consecutively.

The first time, he tried to make the girl run over by a speeding truck on the streets of Vancouver, but what he didn't expect was that when the girl was about to reach the planned intersection, she suddenly turned around. Entered a park on the side of the street, and passed the road through the underpass at the other end of the park.

At that time, Card simply thought it was a very simple accident and didn't take it to heart. After all, this kind of thing is not uncommon. Sometimes it is so bizarre that the car passing through the intersection suddenly locks to death, causing the mission to fail.

So he quickly organized the second unexpected plan, a windy weather, a potted plant that had been dead for a long time on a dilapidated window lattice.This kind of thing happens every day, and there is no trace to be found. It's just that it is more complicated and more delicate than the simple method of using a car.

But when the girl was about to walk into the planned location, she stopped suddenly and looked up. After looking around, this annoying guy actually got into a taxi on the side of the road, and I only sat in a relatively wide block next door, and continued to go shopping...

If the failure of the last operation was because Kade underestimated the enemy, how should he explain it this time?Anyone with a discerning eye can see...that girl obviously canceled the walking plan and changed to a taxi because of the dilapidated buildings and potted plants. Could it also be attributed to luck?

Someone snitch?How could it be possible, even the employer of Kade's actions would not know what he wanted to do, let alone his own goal, the screenwriter and director of the whole process were himself!Will I inform myself?This cannot be explained.

Or that girl has telepathy, isn't that unscientific... How could a strict logic master use this to explain his failure.What's more, if she has telepathy, how can she continue shopping like a happy little bitch?How can this be explained?

So without being able to explain to himself, Kad started the third plan without admitting defeat.Compared with the previous two plans, this plan is more precise and more logical.Even if there is an accident, Card is sure to create new accidents by creating side effects in the accident.

But this time the ending was more dramatic. He originally planned to tamper with the elevator where the girl went up and down the hotel, and waited for her to get on the elevator. If it catches fire due to wiring problems, the highly toxic smoke and lack of oxygen will instantly kill the girl.

This idea is quite perfect, but when it started to be used, Kade was dumbfounded. After the target girl got on the elevator, she actually appeared before the elevator door closed, and then stopped everyone who wanted to get on and off the elevator. She used the elevator and started calling the maintenance personnel of the hotel. After the maintenance personnel arrived and confirmed that there were hidden dangers in the three elevators at the same time, she walked down the sixteenth floor slowly from the safe passage...

how did you do that?Card didn't know, he clearly remembered that he didn't leave any clues, but it was discovered so dramatically... Why?He couldn't figure it out, and he even began to doubt his own beliefs and worldview.

In order not to drive himself crazy, he decided to do the most perfect and wonderful accident in his life before stabbing the girl to death with a knife.The time is today, the place is at the hotel...···

And the girl who is being targeted as the protagonist is naturally Sister Leek, Natural Er... Of course she has no telepathy, nor does she have the body protection of the gods.What she did was just a normal behavior of hers.So she looks very weird in the eyes of others.

When she crossed the road for the first time, just as she was about to cross the road, she saw a vicious truck on the side of the road preparing to start.She is most afraid of trucks... The news always said that trucks crushed people's heads, and she also saw a lot of scene pictures of car accidents when she was taking her driver's license test, so she decisively gave up crossing the road and walked around for dozens of meters Go around from the underground passage.

And the second time is also funny, when she was walking on the road, suddenly a gust of wind blew, and then a lump of bird droppings slid straight down in front of her, she looked up subconsciously, and then found the old The house and the broken flowerpot next to the house.She had already demonstrated countless times in her mind that she was hit on the head by various things, from flowerpots, beer bottles to TV refrigerators, washing machines, etc., so she immediately chose to take a taxi...

Of course, even if there is no such deadly bird droppings, as long as she takes two more steps and enters the shadow of the house, she will subconsciously observe the terrain, and then... she will still sit on it in the end That old taxi leaves this wretched place.So no matter what, the result will not change.

For the third time, the moment she walked into the elevator, she suddenly heard a strange creaking sound, which was not obvious but did appear.This is basically negligible in the eyes of any normal person, but it is obvious that Sister Leek is not a normal person.First of all, she is a genius among geniuses, and second...she is a patient with severe persecution paranoia, so her first reaction is to check the elevator lines, this ordinary person can't... But Sister Leek has long been because of Self-taught for fear of falling down the elevator.

After a while, she found the problem. The line was obviously short-circuited. Although such a short-circuit will not affect it for a while, it is very likely to cause electric sparks and cause danger, and may even cause the elevator to fall. .

So she decisively and bravely acted as a protector. Not only did she not take the elevator, she also firmly controlled the elevator entrance to prevent anyone from getting on the elevator, and provided technical guidance to the maintenance personnel after they arrived. and rectification plan····｀·

Of course, as a weirdo, even if the elevator was repaired, she still refused to take the elevator, so she went back to the room, packed her things, walked to the lobby on the first floor along the safe passage, and took advantage of the opportunity to change to a luxurious room on the second floor. suite……

Of course, she didn't know that someone was going to hurt her, and everything she did was just a long-standing instinct.Until Wang Jian called her and told her that someone was going to hurt her, she still advised Lao Wang not to worry, and exaggeratedly told Lao Wang that she was so cute and kind, how could anyone have the heart to hurt herself? ...

But the first task she did when she put down the phone...was to install monitoring and remote alarm systems in all corners of the room, including the toilet lid.And after doing all this, she asked the hotel to take away all the containers in the house, including fish tanks and cups!The bathtub couldn't be removed, so she simply filled it with water, and then poured a bottle of colorless and transparent reagent into it that would change color when it encountered any element...

And after doing all this, she even bought twenty mouse traps from the convenience store outside and placed them in some corners of the room. She didn't leave the room satisfied until she thought it was almost done. , to attend a small cyan high-level meeting.

Twenty minutes after she left, a shadow clung to the dead corner of the corridor surveillance, and slowly cut in front of Tianran Er's door. The locked door suddenly turned slightly, and then held a card Card swaggered into the room, and put his bag on the sofa without panic, and took out a series of various things from it.

"whhallejah." Card squeezed his chin with a smile: "Let's start the carnival.

Sixteen or seventeen years ago, there was an orange drink called Jianlibao. Because my family was poor, I could only drink a can during the Chinese New Year. I thought it was delicious in the world.I suddenly saw it in the supermarket that day, bought a can and drank it, and suddenly found that I really didn't like the taste, and then instantly aged a circle.