tiger teacher

"Xiao Rao."

"Dad, what are you doing again?"

"Buy more food tonight, do you want a meal for six people?" In a small store in a small northeast town, an uncle with a fan lay on his freezer and said to his daughter who was about to go out to buy food: " We have guests today."

"Okay." Wang Nianrao sighed: "My father, if you continue to entertain guests like this, we won't be able to live our days."

"Don't worry, I have already prepared your dowry."

Watching his daughter go away, the uncle walked slowly to the door, looked at the cloudless sky, sighed Kong Youyou, and said to himself: "Time is destiny..."

After finishing speaking, he lit three sticks of incense, began to bathe and change clothes, and then slammed his head three times in front of his father's memorial tablet: "You said that I can't escape, I don't believe it. You said that time is everything. I don’t believe in fate, either. I thought I couldn’t control myself, but I’m so small. The most you told me was that secrets should not be leaked, but you also told me that life depends on blessings and misfortunes. But are you sure? Tell me, what should I do. You said that monkeys get drunk and relieve their worries, but when they wake up, they are worried. I don’t know whether to hate you or thank you. Is it a blessing or a curse for Dou Xingluo this day?"

Just as he was talking, the tablet was snapped on his back with a snap.The uncle was stunned for a moment, then covered his forehead and looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "You told me to play by chance? My father, I am not young anymore, I will know my destiny soon."

After burning incense, bathing and changing clothes to respect ancestors, he sat cross-legged on a mat with a small table in front of him. The tortoise shell, the tortoise shell is obviously burnt, but it is not damaged at all, but has a faint metallic texture.Next to it are scattered nine copper coins of different ages.

"It's been a long time since I started a hexagram." The uncle took a sip of wine: "It's this big hexagram together, it's really a short life."

This uncle looks ordinary, but he is not ordinary.His real name is Wang Xian, and he is proficient in everything in the universe and the myriad phenomena. When he was young, he was nicknamed Living Bodhisattva.But whenever someone praised him like that, he would always laugh and call himself a clay bodhisattva, and the name of this clay bodhisattva spread over time.

Although it is to break the superstition, people from hundreds of miles around will come to him whenever they want to build a house or grave.It even includes public security bureaus, schools and government buildings.And it was strange to say that as long as it was the place he chose, nothing strange would happen to him. The schools in the county gave out six provincial champions in three years, and the Public Security Bureau would solve every case.And many of them are the kind of blind cats who run into dead rats and rely on their lives to break them. For example, the high-intelligence serial murderer who is helpless even the capital's criminal investigation experts was actually beaten by gangsters while surfing the Internet in this small town.Then the case was cracked...

There is also the tomb he chose.But for those who have been shown the direction by him, and whose families are heavily in debt, usually three years old are the result of a family being ruined, while those whose family members are kind and filial, and everyone praises them, will be able to look new within a few years, and the poor can live comfortably. Rich people get better.

And the person who asks him to do business.He never charged money, only a bottle of wine, a chicken, a pig's head, and a bundle of incense.Of course... not everyone would dare to look for him, after all, if he had done something outrageous, his family would be ruined in three years.

So this place has been circulating the jingle that it is better to mess with the living Hades than the mud bodhisattva.Just..." "Even the mayor of the town, the head of the police station, and the director of the Public Security Bureau have to come to worship the Bodhisattva in person during the holidays.And those local gangsters... whoever asks them if they dare to come to this small shop for free food and drink.

In fact, Ni Bodhisattva's life is not easy, his wife left early, and his small shop has to run out of water every three days, and even a big truck will shovel down the shed he built.

But every time something like this happened, the Ni Bodhisattva would just laugh it off and clean it up silently, never caring about anything.When people ask him, he always jokes that this is a debt collection from God, it should be...

And as his niece got bigger and more beautiful, he showed less and less things to show people's fortune-telling and fortune-telling in the Yinyang house, and he even seldom talked, except for a few old neighbors in the neighborhood. , He basically stopped talking to others. Even if some high-ranking officials from the province came to visit him, he would just write a word and hand it over to others, saying that whether he could realize it or not depends on fate.

People said that it was because he was afraid that this retribution would fall on his daughter one day. Some people said that the time limit for the Clay Bodhisattva had come, and some said that the Clay Bodhisattva was about to ascend.

Of course, only Ni Bodhisattva knows the actual situation. After all, it is really not just a joke. The prosthetic leg on his left leg is a good proof, so...in order to protect the only family member, he has long since stopped touching it. Mess with these things.

But today is a special case. He knew what was going to happen today last night, so he solemnly burned incense, bathed and changed clothes to respect his ancestors.

"Dad, how did you get your clothes done?"

"Teacher Tiger no.456 is full of stars." After Xiao Rao bought the vegetables, she saw that her father was dressed strangely, all in white and with a belt... This looks like the work of a great dancer.

"It's okay. Your mother made this dress for me. I've been reluctant to wear it. I'll take it out and wear it today."

Xiao Rao curled her lips: "You're acting weird today...don't worry about you, I'm going to cook. By the way, what kind of guests are here today?"

"Your honored guest." Ni Bodhisattva looked at the wall clock on the wall: "Come on, you go and prepare first. Pork head meat, fish, mutton, beef, chicken, duck, goose. Don't forget."

"What are you talking about... Really." Xiao Rao complained, "By the way, do you want some wine?"

"No need, the wine is free, honored guests do not drink."

When all the meals were ready, it was completely dark. With the help of Xiao Rao, the Ni Bodhisattva moved the table outside under the big pagoda tree. A thin layer of incense ash was spread, and a few sticks of rare and elegant incense with a long-lasting taste were lit around it.

"Come here, bring out the food, five bowls and six pairs of chopsticks." Ni Bodhisattva smiled and said, "There are seven stools."

Xiao Rao rolled her eyes: "Dad, what's wrong with you..."

"Don't worry about it, just do it."

After all the things he ordered were done, the Ni Bodhisattva put his hands on his hips and let out a deep breath, then turned his head and looked at his watch: "It's almost there."

After "Teacher Tiger" finished speaking, he took a sip of his homemade Shaodao, wiped his mouth, pointed to the sky and said, "Come on, let me see how you can torture me! Come if you have the ability!"

Xiao Rao walked over to put a piece of clothing on her father: "Why are you still acting like a child at such an age... Can you be more honest."

While talking, a man hurriedly came over, holding a note in his hand: "Please ask me, how should I get to Chengjiatun?"

The mud bodhisattva looked the visitor up and down, and then clasped his fists together: "Come here all the time, don't you want to take a rest?"

Wang Jian blinked twice, and took out ten yuan: "Okay, do you have Coke...get three bottles."

"Eat something." Ni Bodhisattva turned his head to the side of the road and glanced: "Let the two outside come in together, there are no restaurants around here."

"This..." Wang Jian glanced at the clay bodhisattva strangely and scratched his head: "The customs here are really strange, are you all so enthusiastic?"

Ni Bodhisattva nodded, then pointed to the food on the table: "Don't worry, it's not a black shop."

"Okay, let's settle the accounts after eating, don't be too dark..." Wang Jian went out and brought Zhang Manting and Old Man Gu in.

And the mud bodhisattva looked at Wang Jian's back, and nodded happily: "It really is...it really is. God thief, you should give me a little trouble now, you bullying bastard."

Not long after, the three of Wang Jian sat down at the table, and Xiao Rao also came out with a bowl of noodles, and asked her father, "Dad, are they the guests you're talking about?"

"" The mud bodhisattva nodded: "Yes."

Wang Jian, who was stuffing his mouthful of food, was taken aback: "?"

And Zhang Manting raised her head: "Do you know we are coming?"

The mud bodhisattva nodded, then looked at Wang Jian and said, "Your tiger is actually watching over you, do you know that?"

"What?" Wang Jian couldn't help but shrink back: "What do you mean?"

"The root bones are too heavy, and the evil spirit is too strong." The mud bodhisattva sighed: "The heavens dare not bully you."

Wang Jian's mind suddenly became confused: "Go on."

"You were weak and sick when you were young, that is why God wanted to accept you when you were not mature, but you are protected by a tiger, so you are safe and sound. A character who is a dragon and a tiger, who calls the wind and the rain, God will not leave you. But Now it has nothing to do with you."

After finishing speaking, Ni Bodhisattva supported his artificial leg and knelt down on the ground with a plop: "Disciple Wang Xian, knock on the head."

Wang Jian's mind buzzed suddenly...

"Get up quickly..." Wang Jian hastily helped the Bodhisattva up, "Quickly..."<The young doll who grew up under the red flag in the wind couldn't get used to it all of a sudden.

"Are you...Senior Brother?" Wang Jian asked in surprise, "Wang Xian...my name is Wang Jian."

"I know." Ni Bodhisattva burst into tears suddenly: "I have known for many years."

"Ah...then why did you..."

"No." Wang Xian looked at the sky, then pointed up: "Someone is watching."

Wang Jian followed his hand and looked at the sky: "This is a feudal superstition..."

"Maybe." Wang Xian chuckled, "Tomorrow at three quarters noon, seven people died in a cross street."

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden thunder in the cloudless sky, rumbling, and then a thunderbolt across the sky on a sunny day, illuminating the courtyard brightly.

Then a rain cloud floated over for no reason, but it disappeared after hovering for a while...

"Look." Clay Bodhisattva shook his head: "This bullying thing." (To be continued.)