tiger teacher

() "Woman! The green hills will not change, and the green water will flow forever. Can we just say goodbye without asking grievances? In fact, everything before is a beautiful misunderstanding. Isn't it a beautiful misunderstanding in this noisy city?" Is it the landscape? I think... Many times, we should look back at ourselves, stop and wait for the people who have passed, what do you think? Let me tell you a story, there was once an old monk and a young monk They went out for alms, and when they came to a river without a bridge, they saw a beautiful woman hesitating by the river. The old monk could not help but carry the woman across the river, and four hours after carrying her over, the little girl The monk kept his expression serious and sullen, as if he had something in his mind. So the old monk asked him, "What are you thinking?" The young monk said, "Master, shouldn't monks be close to female sex? Why did you betray that female benefactor?" What about the river? Maybe we should find her a bamboo raft."

"Do you know what the old monk said? The old monk said, I have let her go for two hours, have you not let go yet? So, woman...have you not let go yet?"

Dawei was blindfolded, buried in the beach with only his chest exposed outside, hugging and digging at him constantly, as if he was going to bury him alive, and there was a pineapple on his head , chattering at a very fast speed.

About ten meters away from him, Liang Huanhuan was making the final adjustments to a compound bow for competition, while a group of girls in bikinis and men in big pants were watching, eager to try.They even attracted a large number of princes and princesses who came to enjoy the sea breeze and sand shadow, and the beach was very lively for a while.

"Heroine, look. Why do you make things difficult for me? The Buddha said: The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and you should turn your head to the shore. Young people should not be so murderous, but be calm and gentle. If you shoot me to death today, who will buy it for you in the future?" Delicious chicken wings, whoever invites you to eat expensive buffet, who will accompany you to play Audition. You have to think about it carefully, don't do this kind of thing that makes your relatives hurt your enemies."

Dawei's words obviously didn't have any effect, the booing voices of the group of evil beasts who were afraid that nothing would happen had already overwhelmed Dawei's voice, but Liang Huanhuan's bowstring sound could go straight through the noisy crowd. into Dawei's ears.

Liang Huanhuan is the king of soft persimmons. She has been unable to win Wang Jian many times, and she is already very bored. Now that she has finally caught Dawei, a soft persimmon, she will feel sorry for her hunger and thirst if she doesn't play hard enough. big axe.

"Wang Jian, help." Dawei turned his head to Wang Jian's direction: "Don't make me angry, or something terrible will happen."

Xiao Jin ran over and sprinkled a handful of sand on his head: "What's going to happen?"

Dawei was silent for a while, then suddenly jumped out from the sand, pulled off the blindfold, beat his chest and shouted: "Hulk!"

Then...he howled and rushed towards Liang Huanhuan, trying to catch her off guard.Unexpectedly, Liang Huanhuan was a professional sniper, and his reaction speed was no less than that of Wang Jian.The moment Dawei rushed over, Liang Huanhuan dropped his bow and arrow, and then... camel puller, steel claw, throat lock, strangulation, Argentine beheading, pig killing in his arms... "Women, you know... saving lives..." Life wins and builds a seven-level pagoda. Put down the butcher's knife, when will the grievances be repaid, life has been full of wind and rain."

Dawei was buried in the sand again, and this time he could only show his head, and the pineapple on his head turned into a flat mango... "Wang Jian, you utterly devoid of conscience!" , are you just watching me being bullied by these old women? Don’t you have the blood of a man? "

Wang Jian, who was eating a pineapple next to him until his body was full of juice, turned his head and glanced at Dawei, then fed a piece of pineapple to his dear Tianraner, then turned his head silently: "I will close my eyes."

In fact, it's no wonder that Wang Jian doesn't care about him, others don't know... Can Wang Jian know how cheap Dawei is.It would be fine if he just said that Liang Huanhuan is a pure man, but the key point is that when this guy was running away from the chase, he read the entire second half of the paragraph aloud-Huanhuan is a pure man, a real man with iron blood, good people Brother, father good son and so on.

This caused Liang Huanhuan, who had no intention of killing the killer, to speed up to [-] mph immediately, and then used the life-threatening scissors to kill Dawei in seconds, and then... the current scene appeared.

But at the very beginning, Dawei was not reluctant, and insisted with a determined face that what he said was the truth, and let others judge.After all, Ren Huanhuan is also a beautiful young girl, Dawei finished reading the poem in front of everyone, and did not directly take out the sand eagle to blow his head, in fact, it has already proved that she has loved... Of course, Dawei's humble character directly led to his betrayal, even his dearest twin sister turned a blind eye to Dawei, and even wanted to snatch the bow and arrow from Liang Huanhuan's hand to shoot the cruel first arrow.

"Hey, I said... can you give me a chance to appeal." Dawei coughed and said solemnly: "Although I know you will not hurt me, but... ah... my head!"

Before he could finish his sentence, the wooden arrow had already pierced Dawei's forehead. Although this kind of round-headed arrow used in games could not hurt anyone, it was shot with the strength of a savage like Liang Huanhuan... In fact, it was too difficult. Pretty brutal.

Seeing Dawei howling there, the guys around were all happy.Especially Xiao Yiwen, this is not a real sister... This is clearly the Japanese army officer watching his subordinates abuse the prisoners, it is simply insane.

"Come on, there is a prize for shooting a mango." Liang Huanhuan raised his hand: "I will reward this girl with a kiss on the spot."

As soon as the words came out, everyone around who could understand Chinese immediately scattered like birds and beasts, leaving a five-meter vacuum around her, and those men who were going to get close to the girls to get some benefits, used one by one. She stared at Liang Huanhuan, who was wearing a flat chest, with horrified eyes... "What kind of **** eyes are you!" Liang Huanhuan said, "Bring the bow, and my sister will do it herself!"

"Wang Jian, come die!" Liang Huanhuan, who was about to shoot an arrow, suddenly saw Wang Jian who was dragging the cub who was on the verge of death, running into the water: "Come on, come on, let's play the game of 'shoot his dog's head off'!" .”

Wang Jian turned his head to take a look, then slowly moved to Liang Huanhuan's side, and coughed: "This is not good..."

And at this moment, several handsome men walked over with smiles, these few typical representatives were tall, rich and handsome.

"Tsk tsk tsk..." These white men walked over and looked at Dawei speechlessly, then glanced at Liang Huanhuan, and then mocked in very unproficient Chinese: "This is Xiao."

Upon hearing the voice, Dawei got out of the ground in a jerk, then slowly took off the blindfold, and coughed: "Oh, isn't this the eldest son of the Rothschild family?"

"Hi, long time no see. I didn't expect you to be so leisurely and elegant."

Dawei snorted: "Your Majesty, what's the matter? I couldn't even invite you. You suddenly appeared today. You must have some ghosts in mind."

The eldest son turned his head and cast a wink at Xiao Yiwen. After getting a supercilious look from her, he smiled awkwardly, then turned his head and asked, "I'm here to find Mr. Wang Jianwang."

Dawei was taken aback, then turned his head and pointed at Wang Jian who was bathing Kiss by its tail: "It's over there."

"Oh...Tiger, it's really better to be famous than to meet." The eldest son chuckled: "You continue to play."

But the young man didn't even take two steps before he was stopped by A Ling who had been watching the excitement: "We don't welcome you."

But the tall, rich and handsome smiled slightly, and reached out to touch Lingling's head, but was slapped away by Lingling: "Don't force me to do it."

At this time, Wang Jian waved his hand to Lingling from a distance, signaling for this guy to come over.But Lingling's attitude made Dawei a little strange, he crawled on the ground for a long time before he broke free from Liang Huanhuan's restraint, ran up to Lingling and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

"Do you know him?" A Ling frowned: "It seems that you are very familiar."

"Yes, he and I are classmates." Dawei glanced at the tall, rich and handsome man with inverted triangle muscles: "A typical tall, rich and handsome guy. When he was studying economics in Sweden, this guy was shining brightly."

"He is the European liaison of the Order of Paradise and officially separated from the Rothschild family last month."

"What kind of trouble is this..." Dawei rubbed his forehead: "Are you seeking refuge with your mortal enemy?"

"Let's go to the enemy in front of fire, a family slave with three surnames."

Dawei frowned: "See what he will say to Wang Jian, I'm really looking forward to it."

And just as he was talking, Liang Huanhuan's dog skin plaster came up again, pinching Dawei with one arm, and then dragged him into the crowd while shouting in English: "Do you want to play a simulated anti-terrorism game? Sign up now! For two days, start from [-] US dollars to play hostage, [-] US dollars to play gangster, [-] US dollars to play counter-strike. If you want to sign up to play, it is absolutely exciting, and if you don’t think it’s exciting, you’ll get double the return!”

As soon as she roared, the idle princes and princesses around became excited, and Liang Huanhuan kept stirring up, saying that the scene was real, the equipment was real, panoramic simulation, etc... After finishing speaking, she Caught Dawei and said: "Hurry up and get ready, these guys have a lot of money, it's a pity not to cheat."

When Dawei heard this, his eyes lit up. How could Dawei let go of this opportunity to make money, and this thing is definitely the rhythm of a domestic shooting online game. If you want to be more exciting and not be abused, please transfer money.