tiger teacher

() "Eat, eat, this is a local specialty that I bought in Spain on purpose."

Yang Yue picked up a strange crumpled meaty egg: "What is this?"

After finishing speaking, she put it in her mouth and took a bite, then nodded and said, "Well, it smells like beef and is particularly elastic. What part is this?"

Tianran Er was packing the things in the bag, raised his head after hearing Yang Yue's question, looked at it for a while, and blinked his eyes innocently: "Cow's testicles."

When Yang Yue heard it, her entire face turned green, and she spit it all out in one gulp, and then hurried to the water tank outside to rinse her mouth desperately, while feeling nauseous and retching.

At this time, Wang Jian came from the back kitchen with a bowl, which contained one of his favorite things back then, red bean rice cake.This thing is very ugly when it is hung outside, just like hanging a few red bricks, but after the hot water is soaked and boiled, and it is all dispersed, the shiny and moist luster and the tangy smell Although the aroma is not a delicacy, it can be fried, fried, boiled, or cold, making it one of the favorite snacks for children in the mountains.

Moreover, this kind of thing has undergone fermentation and a series of soil crafts. The longer it is air-dried, the better the taste and the stronger the aroma.

Therefore, Wang Jian's evaluation of this is quite high, otherwise Brother Tiger, the old Wang's allomorph, would not be able to cry and ask for rice cakes as soon as he entered the house.

"Why are you here?" Wang Jian seriously looked at Tianran Er who was squatting on the ground to sort out the loot in great surprise: "I'm hungry, and I happen to have rice cakes, I'll bring them to you."

Natural Er gave a sweet hey, raised her hair and turned to look at Wang Jian: "Honey, come and eat."

But at this time, Yang Yue came back from the outside wiping her mouth, glanced at the pile of cow testicles on the table, and felt ashamed... "Are you looking so bad? Did you catch a cold?" Wang Jian went up and down Looked at Yang Yue: "Still tired?"

Yang Yue pointed to the meatball on the table...

Wang Jian turned his head and looked at it: "Oh...you ate the testicles, it's okay, it's delicious."

"Still strengthening the yang!" Tianran Er scrambled to the side and said, "I just bought it for my husband."

Wang Jian was taken aback for a moment, and then stared blankly at Tian Er, who has become more and more shameless since getting married, and her growing scale, which made Wang Jian even doubt that he married Liang Huanhuan instead of Wang Ruolin... …

"Ajian, Ajian, I'm going to hold another wedding here, what do you think?" Tianran Er buried his head in eating the rice cake, and then said vaguely: "What do you think?"

Wang Jian waved his hand: "No need...no one will come."

This sentence expresses Wang Jian's own helplessness. His reputation here is so famous that few people dare to come to the wedding. It is estimated that people will have to close the doors and windows to prevent the children from going out when they come back, so there is no need for weddings or anything, just send out wedding candy.

"By the way, Ajian, have you found any clues?" Tianran Er skillfully took out a teacup from the cabinet, washed it casually, then made a glass of natural pure water and drank it down: "I guess there should be some clues." what a discovery."

"It really hit your mark." Yang Yue chuckled, took out her notebook, opened it, and put it in front of Tianraner: "There are quite a few discoveries."

Wang Jian looked around and nodded: "It's getting late, I'll boil water for you to take a bath first, and then make the beds ready."

"Okay, okay." Tianran Erbai raised his head in his busy schedule, "I want a big bed that won't disturb Xiao Yueyue."

It won't be noisy... The scale is really getting bigger and bigger.That Tianraner who would blush when he talked about strange topics back then seems to never come back.Of course, Yang Yue knew what they meant, so she said without hesitation: "Don't worry, I'm a heavy sleeper, you won't wake me up, but don't make too much noise. alright."

Natural Er nodded in satisfaction: "That's good, that's good. Don't peek."

"I have a strange movie on my computer, do you want to play it to watch?"

Tianran's eyes lit up: "Okay, okay, this is okay, just give me the computer quietly when the time comes. By the way, Xiao Yueyue, are you still a virgin?"

"Why do you ask this, I won't say it." Yang Yue turned her head away: "You are really boring."

Wang Jian laughed dryly at the side, and found that he couldn't engage in such a serious conversation between the two of them, so he ran to the firewood room and started to boil water for a bath.

As soon as he left, Yang Yue approached Tianran Er and said, "Actually, I've been busy with training, and I don't have time to make boyfriends at all. You know me, I have to take a lot of classes, a full set of espionage teaching, military theory , Physical training, a lot."

"That's a pity..." Tianran Er's face was full of superiority, and then he said proudly: "Although it will hurt at the beginning, it will be very comfortable afterward. It is not comparable to those massagers."

"You are so wretched..." Yang Yue pushed Tianran Er's face away: "I thought you were very pure at first."

"I'm already married, okay? I'm a young woman, and this is all normal." Tianran Er spread his hands quite indifferently: "A Jian will still lick me."

Yang Yue was actually quite curious. Although she looked like a gentleman on the surface, she couldn't help but stretch her head over when she heard this kind of topic: "Is it just like licking like in porn?"

Tianraner raised his head and chest proudly: "Yes!"

"What kind of gesture are you..." Yang Yue covered her face, "I feel like you are showing off with this kind of thing..."

"You two..." Wang Jian slowly walked over with his hands behind his back: "It's almost one o'clock."

"Ah, A Jian, what does it taste like when you lick it?" Natural Er raised his eyebrows: "I don't even know."

"Xianxian... Hey, you've had enough!" Wang Jian's neck was red: "Dare to change the subject? Why don't you just keep your voice down!"

Seeing that the goal of molesting her husband was achieved, Tianran Er quietly gestured to Yang Yue with a victory gesture, and then continued to look through the connection records on the computer after Wang Jian turned and left.

"You managed to piss him off, so handsome." Yang Yue gave a thumbs up to Tianraner: "Then I should ask you, how does it feel when you are licked?"

"Ah..." Tianran Er pretended not to hear anything, pointed to the computer screen and said: "You have found three lines, if you follow this rule, there may be a center point at this point, and the things in this center point, Maybe that's the message these things are pointing in."

"Hey, I'll talk about these after I draw them all. Just answer my question just now." Yang Yue asked persistently, "Satisfy my curiosity."

And Tianran Er smiled, and then stood up: "The water is almost ready, you wash it first, and then... go to sleep obediently, no peeking."

Of course, it is too difficult to do this without peeking.This good guy, at night, Naturally Er's cat-like cry has a strong penetrating power in the quiet night. Yang Yue herself is a light sleeper, and if she is made such a fuss again, she will sleep well.Since she can't sleep... she can only do some strange things, such as using the wasp-style miniature drone in her treasure chest to secretly take pictures...

But as soon as this little bee got into Wang Jian's room through the gap, it was beaten off by a sock, and it was covered inside and couldn't move, but the sound was still there. Judging from the various impact frequencies... Yang Yue sincerely admired Wang Jian's superhuman physical strength, which simply surpassed those edited A-movie male protagonists.

Early the next morning, Yang Yue sat in the hall looking haggard with dark circles under her eyes, and when Natural Er came out to go to the bathroom with messy hair and a rosy complexion, she turned to look at Natural Er: "You Shouted for two hours, 22 minutes and 47 seconds."

Natural Er was taken aback, opened her mouth, but found that she couldn't speak, she quickly drank her saliva, and then said, "You really peeked..."

"What are you peeping at? I'm almost being yelled to death by the two of you."

At this moment, suddenly a cup flew out from the inner room, rubbed Tian Er's scalp and flew out, and then heard a "ding" sound, the cup seemed to be stopped by something, and then shattered on the window place.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Jian jumped out like a cat with a whoosh, and went out through the window. After landing, he jumped up to the roof at a very fast speed: "Come out! Don't hide!"

Seeing this situation, Yang Yue immediately untied the pistol from her waist, put the natural second guard behind her, and began to be fully alert.

But not long after, Wang Jian pushed open the door and came back, squatting on the ground to examine the fragments of the porcelain cup.

"What happened?" Yang Yue hurried up and asked, "What did you find?"

Wang Jian frowned and looked around: "There is someone!"

After speaking, he picked up a stone hidden in the cup fragments and looked carefully: "There is really someone."

"Someone?" Yang Yue looked around vigilantly, "How did you find out?"

"Because there was a very light breathing sound." Wang Jian said with a serious expression, "This person must be a master."

In fact, Wang Jian also murmured in his heart. The very slight breathing sound was only about the level of a one or two-year-old child, but judging from the shattering of the cup he threw out to test, the person outside must not be a one or two-year-old child. .Once these contradictions are combined, Wang Jian can conclude that this person is a master who is very good at hiding.

After the assassination last time, Wang Jian became very sensitive to this kind of peeping hidden in the dark. In fact, that person only came here for less than ten seconds at most.

And in these ten seconds, this person actually had enough time to attack Tianran Er or Yang Yue, but that person didn't do that, it seemed that he just watched silently outside for a while.

This kind of behavior makes Wang Jian very puzzled but also very headache... After all, he is not a god, neither is Natural Er, nor is Yang Yue.And once being targeted by a master of that level, it would be difficult to guarantee his own safety unless Tianran Er installed a radar on himself.

"You all go back to your room."

"No, Ajian." Tianran Er waved his hand: "That person must have no malicious intentions, because I looked at him when I came out, and he walked away."

"Huh?" Wang Jian was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"Actually, he deliberately wants you to know that he is here." Tianran Er looked around: "Or...he wants to lead you the way."

After finishing speaking, Tianran Er put on a coat, opened the door and walked out without hesitation. Wang Jian quickly followed: "It's very dangerous."

"It's okay, I predict the danger [-]%." ​​After finishing speaking, Tianran Er suddenly screamed, and then pointed to the big tank used to store water in Wang Jian's house: "A Jian, look!"

Wang Jian went up to take a look, and found that there were many white dots on it!It looks very asymmetrical, but it seems to have a weird sense of coordination.

"What does it mean?"

Tianran Er glanced at Wang Jian, picked up a stone from the ground, and slowly connected these points, and then a strange figure appeared, and this figure actually intersected at one point, and if it was enlarged Come and see...

"Isn't this the reduced version of those extension lines?" Yang Yue took out the virtual graphics she printed yesterday for measurement: "Look! If you scale it up, look at the three lines we measured yesterday. It fits perfectly with what it has here!"

Wang Jian pinched his forehead: "Eight-door Golden Lock Formation."

"What do you mean?" Yang Yue pointed to those small dots: "Is this the Eight Gates Golden Lock? But what is the Eight Gates Golden Lock Formation..."

"Ajian, you are wrong." After doing the calculations, Tianran Er clapped his hands and smiled and said, "This is not the eight-door golden lock, look...the eight main points are all life doors! This formation should be original. , You can call it the birth formation of all things.”

"You understand this too?" Yang Yue blinked: "So powerful?"

Tianran Er shook a pair of socks in his hand: "I understand a little..."

"I have two questions now. First: Who is the person who came to mark it out for us. Second: What are the eight golden locks of the eight life gates for?" Wang Jian spread his hands: "Why? It feels like watching Detective Conan."

"It may also be Jin Tianyi." Yang Yue shrugged: "But I can be sure, the person who ran away just now must be a super master who is no worse than you."

Wang Jian nodded, then glanced at Tianraner: "You must not take it lightly."

"Understood, husband." Tianran Er walked to the wall of the small yard with his socks on, and looked outside: "Let's measure two more points later, and I will be able to see clearly who the person is for us." Is this map the same as the formation formed by these towns?"

Yang Yue chuckled: "It seems that my search for relatives is destined to be troublesome, and there are enough stories in this small county." (To be continued.)