tiger teacher

The house leaked and it rained all night... Yesterday when I went home, the power was cut off, so I can only change it when I go to work today.

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As the boss of the gate of heaven gets married, there is a lot of attention here, it is definitely worse than when Wang Jian married his wife, and in terms of complexity, Wang Jian's wedding can definitely be compared.

First you need to fast for three months, for three full months... Both men and women must perform it.Moreover, the two cannot meet for three months, otherwise the wedding will be postponed for three months.

Secondly...the witnesses required for the wedding must be the patriarch of the family. If the bride and groom are the patriarch, they must invite the bishop of the Orthodox Church to propose marriage, and the things needed for marriage are some national treasures that cannot even be photographed...

Again, after three months of fasting, there are still three months of wedding planning time. During this period, the bride and groom must abide by more than [-] rules of conduct, which include not allowing hair cutting and toe cutting and Hair dyeing and makeup, etc., and the bride must also take a bath with a special-smelling leaf juice every day, and the groom must use the rhizome juice of this leaf to smear the whole body every day...

As for why, this thing is called tradition, who knows what it is for, but the smell of the leaves is not unpleasant, it is one of the traditional precious spices, and a pound is worth more than 3000 US dollars...

Finally, the wedding process must last for three months, a full three-month wedding!During this period, the bride and groom are not allowed to share the same room or have private communication, which is called to cultivate tacit understanding.

And after the whole wedding, basically it's the second half of the second year...

But even so, it's not over yet. Three months after marriage, both men and women can refuse each other's courtship or even physical contact for no reason.If one party requests it forcefully, it can even be used as an excuse to contact the marriage relationship, but the party who requests the dissolution must also accept circumcision...

These are probably the general details, and after listening to the translation given to him by Tianraner, Wang Jian couldn't help cursing at that time: "This is such a bullshit rule."

I didn't think about it... There seems to be some kind of echo design in this venue, the small voice is very obvious, Katyusha turned her head to look at him fiercely, and said with her mouth: "Shut up! Baboon!"

In fact, Katyusha didn't know why Shanova, who usually had zero tolerance for errors, would swallow the baboon behind her again and again.But it may be true that these rules are too disgusting, and Shanova herself also resists these things from the bottom of her heart.So she didn't have much opinion on Wang Jian's muttering behind him.

At this time, Sanova suddenly leaned close to Katyusha's ear and whispered: "The voice of the baboon in the back is very similar to him."

Wang Jian, Katyusha, and the natural duo who were separated by tens of thousands of kilometers all felt a thump in their hearts, and Katyusha curled her lips, pretending to be calm and said: "I don't feel it, I guess it's because you think too much." gone."

"Maybe." Shanova sighed softly.Looking back, he glanced at Wang Jian out of the corner of his eye, and then said to Katyusha, "Continue."

Katyusha nodded.Flipping through a stack of materials, he continued: "The above are the traditions that must be followed. The next step is to add new items."

"The execution of the marriage contract must be carried out under this premise, otherwise it will be void.

First: The Green Gang and Wang Jian must be completely eliminated.

Second: The two parties deeply optimize cooperation and establish a long-term cooperative partnership.

Third: It is necessary to provide the lady with satisfactory wedding clothing, jewelry and other supplements at any time.

If there is any violation, the marriage contract will be terminated. "

Tianran Er smiled in the earphone: "Ajian, believe it or not, you jumped out and said that you are willing to let go of everything and run away with her. She has abolished all these bullshit rules, and then she dared to pat her chest and say that you can marry her." You are forever."

"Stop making trouble." Wang Jian complained in a low voice, "Stop being cynical here."

After these three conditions appeared, Stuttgart also had a bit of embarrassment on his face, and he looked at Shanova with a wry smile.His lips moved slightly.

In fact, after thinking about it, I know that the first two of these conditions can be done, and the last one... This is what the lion said. For example, Shanova said that she wanted the gauze worn by Cixi and the crown of Queen Elizabeth. , want the scepter of Benedict XIII... this must be so funny.

But fortunately, Katyusha continued at this time: "Miss' request is not too much. First of all, the clothes need..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she laughed, until she was stared back by Shanova with supercilious eyes, and then continued, "The costume needs to be the one that Wang Ruolin got when she got married, and the original version is not allowed. The headgear should be the wooden plaque on Wang Jian's neck. Then... Excuse me, miss, what do you think?"

Shanova laughed herself, her shoulders twitched.And Wang Jian was in a mess behind him with a strange expression, but Tianran Er was roaring over there...

Really, this is the first time Wang Jian heard Tianran Er's roar. When she was always gentle, she finally succeeded in falling into a sea of ​​rage when she heard Shanova's marriage request.

Wang Jian squeezed his forehead, shook his head and sighed.This is obviously naked revenge, He Zhe Shanova is looking for compensation here...

And Wang Jian also keenly discovered that Shanova was wearing a pendant with the same material as Wang Jian's pendant and a slightly different shape around her neck.If there is no problem, this should be the one from senior brother Wang Jian, which looks better than Wang Jian's own.

"Some requirements..." Stuttgart finally spoke: "It's really difficult."

"Then who do you think you are going to marry?" Katyusha glanced at him disdainfully: "Do you think the woman you are going to marry will ask for your money? And how much money do you have? How about 3000 billion dollars?" like? Or five hundred tons of gold?"

Wang Jian curled his lips: "Vulgar..."

"Hey! Why are you everywhere! Get out!" Katyusha suddenly turned around and roared at Wang Jian, then kept giving him eyes.

"Ajian, listen to her, get out! You're going to be exposed!"

It turned out that after Shanova said that his voice resembled Wang Jian, someone next to him started taking pictures, and then the pictures kept flashing on the big screen of the intelligence agency, and then began to use face recognition to compare his appearance...

If more time is given, there is no doubt that he will be compared because of his bones and face shape. When this comparison comes out... then Wang Jian can only eat shit.

Wang Jian didn't make a sound, just tossed his hair, and stood up with a contemptuous and pussy snort.But just two steps away, Shanova suddenly turned her head: "Wait."

He paused and turned his head slightly to look at Shanova.Fortunately, Shanova just glanced at him briefly, then turned her head: "Can you beat Wang Jian?"

"Who is that?" Wang Jian felt anxious in his heart. Now he was afraid that Sanova would let him have a match with Stuttgart...that would have to be revealed.

After Shanova heard this question, she frowned and looked at Katyusha: "Is this the person you are looking for?"

Katyusha is also sweating. If she reveals her secrets, she is an accomplice... Shanova has zero tolerance for traitors, and the saying that being with a king is like a tiger is not just for fun.

But fortunately, she had a good brain and turned fast enough. She flew a ceramic black teacup from the table and threw it at Wang Jian.

Wang Jian didn't even turn his head. With a flick of his finger, the cup was thrown high, and then fell back to the table steadily. Then he snorted coldly: "I don't need to know who is who."

After he finished speaking, he left, with a cold and noble air, as if everyone here didn't care about him, and he was completely arrogant.

The so-called layman watches the excitement, and the insider watches the way. Only Shanova and Stuttgart saw the truth in Wang Jian's move.

Katyusha didn't have the skills, she just threw it there, there was nothing fancy, but Wang Jian's bullet was more fancy, first adjusted the direction of the cup, and made it rotate, and slowed down its fall The speed of falling from such a height without breaking or even spilling much water is enough to show how precise the control of the sudden force is.

What's more frightening is that he didn't look back from the beginning to the end, and he was completely blind typing... Then, with his familiarity with the surrounding environment and his sensitivity to sounds, no one would believe that he was not a master.

Of course, Stuttgart was the one under the most pressure. He frowned and looked at Wang Jian's back as he walked out, with a cautious look on his face, but he didn't show it on his mouth.

As for Shanova, she looked at Katyusha with a face full of shock: "Where did you get him?"

"The masters are among the people." Katyusha breathed a long sigh of relief: "There are always surprises."

Shanova hummed: "I'll fight him later."

Wang Jian, who was outside the door, was stunned at the time, and Katyusha and Tianraner also fell silent at the same time... There was a bad premonition in his heart.

Shanova is also a master, after all, she was trained by the best disciples of Wang Jian's sect in the past hundred years.But the key point is that Wang Jian beat her up...won't this really reveal the truth?

Can you refuse?What Shanova said was not so much a request as an order.How did Katyusha refuse?Did Aunt Wang Jianlai have a stomachache?

And how could Wang Jian refuse?Because you say you don't hit women?This is too unreliable, but it's getting close... There will be a ghost if you don't get discovered. Shanova's familiarity with Wang Jian is no worse than Wang Jian's familiarity with her.

"It's over, it's over... Come up with a solution." Tianran Er shouted to Katyusha through the headset: "Your plan is about to fail!"

But Katyusha listened to Tianran's nonsense, but stared at Shanova and said word by word: "I will arrange it."

Shanova nodded, and then turned to look at Stuttgart: "I'm tired, I'm here today. The agreement is all for you, if you are not satisfied with the details, you can ask me to revise it tomorrow. I hope to see Wang Dehai tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, she left the table directly, and glanced at Wang Jian at the door: "Baboon, come with me." (To be continued...)