tiger teacher

() I went camping in the wild yesterday, and it was freezing until midnight, so I went back to my respective houses and went to my respective mothers.It's horrible... I advise everyone, don't play this game if you are not fully prepared, you will really shit.Today, people also catch a cold, and going to work is like dying. This is only less than 5 kilometers away from home.It is estimated that the update will have to be discontinued permanently... I will update it early today and go to bed. Good night everyone.

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On the way of escort, Wang Jian was handcuffed, and Shanova was also handcuffed to the handrail next to them. A lot of police cars behind them were escorting them, feeling majestic.

"Doesn't it feel very majestic." Shanova sniffled and glanced at the convoy behind: "See? Dozens of police cars are escorting."

"Your majestic sister..." The injury on Wang Jian's foot has almost healed, but the blood on the shoe is already black, and it looks quite serious. When he heard Shanova's words, Helplessly, he said weakly: "What should we do now?"

"Prison escape." Taking advantage of the inattention of the guards next to her, Shanova tore off a zipper button from the car mat and broke it into a wire, and glanced at Wang Jian: "You don't need my help." ?”

Wang Jian pouted: "Of course."

After finishing speaking, Shanova struggled to free a hand to press on her waist, and then Wang Jian heard a beeping sound coming from her, which was very slight and rhythmic.

"What is this for?"

"Well, it's holographic navigation."

After she finished speaking, she gave a foot to the young police officer next to her who was looking at her from time to time, and said in French: "Can you please do me a favor?"

The French themselves are a relatively romantic group. A woman like Sanova who almost conforms to the aesthetics of all human beings asks him to do things with such a delicate gesture, and any status or prisoner can be put aside.

He nodded briskly, took off his Jing cap and put it on his chest, saying politely: "I am willing to help you, beautiful lady."

Shanova smiled sweetly, seeing that guy almost drooling, she rubbed her face desperately to recover.

Seeing Shanova's expression, Wang Jian let out a long sigh, knowing that this guy had started playing a beauty trick.Of course, this beauty trick also needs to be used by a beauty. If Shanova had a persimmon face, big buck teeth, bucket waist and bowlegged legs, a thick body odor, and a hateful dominatrix with yellow teeth in her mouth, I'm afraid not to mention beauty tricks... Even if it costs five yuan a time to go to the garbage dump behind the People's Park, no one cares about it.

"Can you help me put on my sunglasses?" Shanova continued coquettishly, "I want to look good when I get out of the car."

Saying that, Shanova lowered her head and pointed at the glasses folded on her chest with her chin, and this gesture was so sexy, and her figure and appearance were more attractive than most girls in the world, so Xiao The police officer couldn't get used to it all at once, and after his eyes slid to Shanova's chest, he couldn't break free again.

However, after Shanova cleared her throat as a reminder, the little police officer was able to recover, and then tremblingly stretched his hand towards Shanova's chest, carefully pulling it without touching her chest. The glasses were taken off and hung gently over Shanova's eyes.

After putting on the glasses, she sweetly thanked the police officer, and then asked, "How far do we have to go?"

"Ten minutes left."

After Shanova finished listening, she immediately changed into a person, her expression was frozen, and she remained silent.The little police officer originally wanted to strike up a conversation with her, but it was obvious that she looked glamorous and noble from top to bottom, but she really didn't have the courage, so she could only silently sit aside and play with her fingers.

And Shanova's eyes are now depicting their location in panoramic 3D, and the streets and alleys are clear.It was as if standing above a restored urban panorama map, and could clearly see the movement of the red dot of their car and all the roads, buildings and even a tree within a radius of [-] kilometers.It can even be zoomed in and out at will, and the technological content is so high that it looks like something that appeared in a science fiction film.

"There is a bridge 3000 meters ahead." Shanova said softly to Wang Jian: "The depth of the water is a little more than 2 xun, about four kilometers from the mouth of the sea, and the height of the bridge is [-] meters. It should be no problem to jump down." .”

Wang Jian was taken aback: "You mean to jump down? The temperature outside is minus one degree now..."

"That's right. This year's Marseilles is very strange. The temperature is five degrees Celsius lower than in previous years. I remember that Jack in the Titanic also froze to death in minus one degree of ice water." Shanova grinned: "Would you like to do it for me?" Am I doing something so romantic?"

"That's what a fool would do." Wang Jian snorted, "You'd better find a fool who is willing to freeze to death for you."

Shanova curled her lips in disdain: "It's all over the street."

After finishing speaking, she looked at the time on the car: "According to the current speed, we will pass that bridge in 7 minutes. Are you ok?"

Wang Jian looked around: "What better way is there now?"

"Yes." Shanova laughed: "I'll call for artillery support and smash these guys into scum! But then we may have to face the entire French army and fight tanks. It's a pity that this is not my home game, otherwise I will Call the tank."

"Okay... I can only dance."

Wang Jian shook his head helplessly. He knew that Shanova's words seemed to be a joke, but she was definitely not joking. She would call for artillery support when she said it.Wang Jian didn't expect to see such a lovely city turned into a killing field.

"It's still called support. Let me tell you a little secret. I'm most afraid of the cold." Shanova pouted, pretending to be cute: "I have about 500 subordinates here. People, the remaining 1000 or so are from the Armed Forces, tanks can’t get them, but there are still anti-tank ones. Don’t have to swim so hard, we’ll blow up the police station.”

Wang Jian's scalp was numb when he heard her words: "Are you from the bottom of your heart?"

"Actually, I was joking. The purpose of Heaven's Gate is to control politics instead of confronting the state apparatus. France, one of the five permanent members, although it is a war that surrendered, even its armpit can be tanned But it is still one of the five permanent members, so I can't play it." Shanova squinted her eyes and smiled: "I can only swim."

"Why don't you find someone to bail?"

"Do you know? If I'm caught now, I'll be released on bail for at least a year." Shanova whistled: "Because there are a lot of people who want me to disappear."

Wang Jian can probably understand what she means. Although Heaven will be a top-level organization, it is too cold to be at a high place. This thing is like the hegemony of the United States. No one can challenge it on the surface, but as long as there is a slight sign of trouble , then at least twenty feet have to step on it, this is the helplessness of the law of the jungle.

So as long as Shanova is arrested, then needless to say, CIA and the crowd will definitely not make her comfortable, let alone those who have long disliked her.

In such a helpless situation, Wang Jian could only agree to Shanova's suggestion, jumping into the river or something... Although the temperature is really low.

The car was passing silently on the road. Through the windshield in front, Wang Jian had already seen the approach bridge of the bridge. From the perspective of both sides, this small bridge should not have any advanced protective measures, and there will be no Jump to the half-stuck situation.

"Must be quick!" Sanova nodded towards Wang Jian: "You know what to do."

Wang Jian hummed and sighed: "You are really endlessly crazy."

"Youth is like this." Shanova raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Decades later, when you recall the breaststroke in the glacier today, this is your passing green..." Wang Jian saw that the car had arrived By the bridge, about to get on the bridge: "Your handcuffs?"

Shanova snorted, turned the wire that had been moving quietly in her hand, and the handcuffs were released in response.Then she snapped her fingers at the policeman who was in a daze: "Thank you."

As soon as the voice fell, before the little brother could react, Wang Jian suddenly grabbed his hands, and the handcuffs snapped off, and then he slapped the little police officer unconscious on the ground, and then took advantage of the momentum to kick the speeding car away door.

As soon as they finished a series of actions, the escort car screeched to a stop, then slammed across the middle of the road, and then the police siren rang out.

The surrounding escort convoy stopped immediately, and then a large wave of police uncles was approaching...

Wang Jian didn't care about watching the magnificence after being surrounded. He didn't want to be a hero for those few minutes. He rushed out of the escort car as soon as he grabbed Shanova, and rushed to the guardrail of the bridge in a flash.

At this time, Uncle Jing's bullets also came up, shooting pieces of sparks around them.

"Jump!"

Wang Jian yanked Shanova, who wanted to look back, and jumped off the bridge, and then saw two balls of water splashing up, and then slowly fell silent. After a gust of cold wind, there were only ripples on the water surface.

Wang Jian and Shanova dived underwater, while the helicopter hovered above, and the surrounding roads were also full of police officers.

And the river is still very rough, there are very few bunkers around, and there is no chance to take a breath. Wang Jian is fine, and he has a long breath.But Shanova couldn't bear it any longer. Although she was also a martial arts practitioner, she was not good at exhaling and holding her breath, so she was about to be unable to hold on.

Wang Jian turned his head for a look, frowned, pulled Shanova to his side with all his strength, and pushed her up as hard as he could, while he pulled her ankle by himself, about two seconds after her nose came out of the water After that, he pulled her back again.

Then Wang Jian gestured to her underwater, asking her to lean against him as much as possible.

And Shanova nodded, sticking tightly to Wang Jian's side, with a little more fear in her eyes.

In fact, Wang Jian of course knows that Shanova now knows that she has played a big game. The body temperature will soon drop to a critical point, and then all kinds of strange symptoms may appear, and even cardiac arrest may occur.

But it's too late to get out of the water now, because if they come up, the military police on the rocky shore will explode their heads without any suspense. .

Wang Jian couldn't dodge bullets in the water, not to mention Shanova, her limbs began to become stiff within two hours, and the frequency of breathing out of the water became higher and higher, and Wang Jian also felt that she was His physical fitness has also dropped drastically, and the interval between two breaths has also been shortened from 4 minutes to two and a half minutes.

However, the people on the shore did not stop searching, which surprised Wang Jian, because logically speaking, they were just two small thieves, and there was no need for such a big battle, and there was no need for them to die.But now it is clearly in this state, which makes him puzzled.

But now is not the time to think about this. Shanova seems to have suffered from hypothermia. If it takes a few more hours, she will become a vegetable even if she is pulled ashore.

At this moment, waiting turned into torment, and Wang Jian stopped swimming, just letting the water drive them forward, and he kept holding Shanova to help her breathe to save energy.

Fortunately, the flow of this river is relatively fast. After reaching the mouth of the sea, the people searching on the shore gradually dispersed.

After Wang Jian felt that the surroundings were almost safe, he dragged Shanova to the shore.But at this time, Shanova's lips were already blue and her pulse was weak. Apart from breathing spontaneously, she didn't have many vital signs.

The place where they went ashore seemed to be a small fisherman's village near the estuary, but this season was not suitable for fishing. Most romantic French people would go on vacation at this time, so the whole fishing village was deadly silent.

Wang Jian didn't care about anything else, and carried Shanova to the nearest hut, kicked open the wooden door and rushed in.

After placing Shanova on the soft carpet, Wang Jian found all the combustibles he could find and threw them into the fireplace, and then lit the fire.

After the fire started, Wang Jian finally breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't care about being shy or not. He cleaned up Shanova cleanly, wiped off the water droplets on her body, and put her on the fireplace. next to.

As for the nonsense scenes in novels and movies that use body temperature to keep warm, wild survival masters like Wang Jian would never do it, because body temperature is simply not enough for a frozen person to quickly restore blood circulation.And if the freezing time is too long, even if it is rescued, many places will be necrotic.

After putting Shanova by the fire, Wang Jian first gave Sanova artificial respiration and cardiac resuscitation, and used this time to boil a pot of water.

As for Shanova... Wang Jian's only discovery is that this guy is like the foreign girl in the porn, she seems to have shaved off her hair, but she was wrapped in a blanket, Wang Jian only watched it at the very beginning It's just a few glances. After all, a person who can think of that kind of thing at such a time can no longer be called a human being, and it is completely enough to be called a humanoid self-propelled cannon.

After Wang Jian filled a basin with warm water and threw Shanova into it, he finally heaved a sigh of relief. The current situation is not bad, but if this is the case, it is estimated that Shanova will be fine this time. Get seriously ill.

The communicator was lost when it was underwater, and now Wang Jian and Shanova are truly isolated from the outside world, and before he figured out why those military police had to kill them, Wang Jian didn't think they would be able to carry this It would be a good idea to go out with Shanova in this state.

The cigarettes on his body can no longer be smoked, and Wang Jian's wet clothes are still dripping water. Although he can feel the chill, Wang Jian's physique doesn't care about these things at all. The only thing that makes him uncomfortable is that he is very hungry now... …

What should I do if I am very hungry?If you are very hungry, you have to find something to eat, but obviously there are not so many choices here.As a last resort, Wang Jian could only get out all the edible food in the fisherman's house, including a pot of cactus, and boiled a big pot of disgusting-looking chowder. What kind of apples, aloe vera, A cactus and three dried papayas that appear to be food on the windowsill.

Wang Jian took a sip, and felt that this stuff is actually quite good for feeding pigs, but if people eat it... it's really disgusting.But there is no way, in this case, he doesn't have any good choices.

So he first picked up Shanova whose lips had changed from bruise to light pink in the hot water basin, fed her a large bowl of strange soup with a spoon, and then pinched his nose and ate the rest clean.

After he finished his busy work, the clothes on his body were almost completely dry, and the rosiness on Shanova's face gradually turned up.

"Damn..."

When Wang Jian saw Shanova's state, his first reaction was to die, because she obviously started to have a fever, and it seemed that her degree was not low. Get pneumonia, dehydrate, and then die decisively.

"You are really my nemesis." Wang Jian sighed, hugged Shanova to the sofa, untied all the blankets that wrapped her, and then found a large bottle of wine from the kitchen...

"Hey? It's still Lao Baigan..." Wang Jian pouted, looked at Shanova and said to himself, "You're really lucky."

After finishing speaking, he took a few peppers from the refrigerator and put them on the fire to roast until they were crispy, then soaked the peppers in a bowl filled with white wine, then put the remaining white wine in a cup and began to dip it in a cloth strip Baijiu helped Sanova wipe her body.

This is no better than taking a bath... This wiping needs to be done bit by bit. Strictly speaking... no, strictly speaking, this is simply touching from top to bottom, and some places that are easy to dissipate heat need to be specially cleaned Take care of things like underarms, between the breasts, neck, inner thighs, groin and more.

Basically all the sensitive points have to be set, which makes Wang Jian feel a little embarrassed... Especially Shanova will hum from time to time because of her comfort. You must know that this kind of voice in this state is absolutely It's very seductive.

After all this was done, the bowl of wine that started to soak the chili was already glowing red. Wang Jian took a sip, and fine beads of sweat instantly formed on his forehead. Beside her, she abruptly poured down half a bowl of chili wine for Shanova.

This thing is an earthen formula, but the earthen formula can see miraculous effects when there is something to do. After a while, Shanova began to sweat profusely all over her body, which was basically no different from running water.

As soon as the sweat came out, the fever subsided immediately. Wang Jian stretched his muscles and bones, looked at Shanova who was sleeping sweetly and shook his head, and went to the bathroom silently—to touch up the makeup. Although the wig was still there, the baboon costume on his face was not there. No, this is not okay.After all, you have to abide by the rules of the game, otherwise it will be meaningless.

When it was getting dark outside, Wang Jian found a large pile of firewood from nowhere and started to burn it. The temperature in the room was almost 20 degrees, and Shanova was still asleep. But at least Wang Jian felt that she was fine now. (To be continued.)