tiger teacher
648 The time to play booger
"The pupils have dilated, there is no hope."
Agou took off his gloves, made a helpless gesture to Tianraner, and then sighed: "I tried my best."
Tianraner and Xiaojin blinked their eyes, while Wang Jian sitting beside him also blinked...
"By the way, are you sure?" Xiao Jin said confusedly, "Do you have some work ethic? You are telling a strong man who just ate three bowls of beef noodles that he is hopeless. If you do that, you will be beaten up." .”
A Gou frowned and looked Wang Jian up and down: "It's really hopeless. He is no different from ordinary people now. His body strength and muscle density have changed, which is irreversible."
And Wang Jian, who was bandaged like a mummy, didn't speak, just bowed his head silently, drank soy milk and ate bread, suffered nine broken ribs, fractured tibia, torn ankle ligament, intracranial hemorrhage, concussion, slightly ruptured spleen, whatever Taking out the same is enough for a professional athlete to leave the field completely, and Wang Jian won three yuan in a row, basically there is no good meat from top to bottom. To put it bluntly, although he is not dead now, he does not have a strong recovery ability. Can't get out of bed, at that time, Sanova probably gave birth to a son and two daughters...
"Really, if you put him in any hospital, he will be issued a critical illness notice." A Gou picked up a glass of water: "The body's functions are completely destroyed, the bones that should be broken are broken in half, and the ones that shouldn't be broken are broken." It was also broken in a mess, and the internal organs were seriously injured. But..."
A Gou looked back at Wang Jian who was eating wildly, and then sighed helplessly: "As for why this happened, I don't know."
"Aren't you a doctor?" Xiao Jin stopped Agou's way: "You don't know?"
"I know, didn't I say it? It's hopeless, he is in a state of death now, you can see for yourself, the pupils are dilated, the heartbeat is weak, the body temperature is 27 degrees, and the blood pressure is almost gone. Confusion... urinating and defecating Almost incontinent too?"
"Fart." Wang Jian said weakly: "More, I want fried chicken."
"It's not popular to eat fried chicken now, eat some shit." Liang Huanhuan sneered at the side: "Are you still in the mood to eat?"
"If I'm like this, I can only move my arms. What can I do if I don't eat?" Wang Jian raised his head, then lowered his head with a grin: "Neck hurts..."
"Nonsense, the muscle is torn, it's no wonder it doesn't hurt." Liang Huanhuan walked over and stuffed a pillow behind his back: "Don't eat it, I'll become incontinent and disgusting later."
"No more incontinence!" Wang Jian grinned, "Hurry up, I want fried chicken."
Tianran gave Wang Jian a second look.Then he folded his arms and said to Agou in a deep voice, "Why is he doing this?"
"How do I know? He is in a near-death state. As I said, I don't know." Agou spread his hands: "I'm going to take care of my wife, goodbye."
After he finished speaking, he pushed the door straight out, and everyone in the room focused their attention on Wang Jian.Xiao Jin showed dissatisfaction, and turned his head away with a cold snort.And Liang Huanhuan didn't have a good face either.Her hair now reaches her shoulders, but she looks awkward with it disheveled, like Sadako...
The only one who didn't show any special emotion was the empress of the palace. She sat on the edge of Wang Jian's bed with her legs bent, helped him pick up the debris that fell on the quilt, and gently helped Wang Jian tidy up his hair...
That's right.Just tidying her hair, combing Wang Jian's head lightly with her hands, just like a little girl braiding her doll's hair, the scene was very weird.You know... Wang Jian is small and round, and Tianran Er's gesture is obviously braiding, so scary.
"Hey, don't be so weird." Xiao Jin's face was full of horror, and then he took two steps back: "It's so scary..."
Naturally Er was taken aback, turned his head, then turned to look at Wang Jian, then recovered his senses with a shudder: "Ah...haha..."
"Do you want to be like this!" Xiao Jin grinned: "You told me not to make trouble, what do you think?"
Tianran Er was silent for a while: "I didn't think about it at the time..."
Never thought about it... never thought about it... never thought about it... Xiao Jin and Liang Huanhuan were completely shocked. Although Natural Er was a strategist, most of them looked like idiots.
"We can only wait." Tianran Er looked at the withered winter scenery outside the window: "Ah Jian is like this, we can't help it. And what name are we interfering in other people's internal affairs? She already said it when she talked to me Well, Ajian is basically breaking the rules of the game, and she left Ajian's life just to give us an explanation, what should we say? The teacher came out of nowhere."
This is indeed a cruel reality. From another perspective, if Wang Jian wants to marry Tianraner and Shanova suddenly comes over to snatch the marriage, it would be very unpleasant to say this, and it can only be regarded as their The grievances between the three people, and once it rises to the height of the camp, then... what is it?
And to put it bluntly, even if Wang Jian himself is in the middle of other people's affairs, after all, Shanova has already agreed to the marriage contract, the agreement has been signed, and the wedding is also going on. There is no right to speak.
Neither the Green Gang nor the Gate of Heaven are gangsters on the streets. They are both highly influential celestial groups. This kind of celestial group can fight and fight in private, but after reaching a certain height, even if they can't greet each other with a smile, they absolutely can't. Take a wine bottle and slap people with your hands.
So what Wang Jian did... can it be called a matter?
"Also, I'll be jealous too." Tianran's second mouth pouted: "You do this and that for her, what do you want me to do?"
Wang Jian was taken aback for a moment, raised his head, and then lowered his head: "I..."
"But, I don't think it matters. After all, I have a big heart." Tianran Er snorted twice: "But I really don't want to help her."
Xiao Jin continued next to him: "I care!"
"You care about having a butt, no one has big breasts, no one has a good-looking butt, no one has a good-looking face, and no one has a thin waist. How can you care if you don't care?" Liang Huanhuan said angrily: "Aren't there men? That's right."
After Liang Huanhuan finished speaking, Xiaojin and Tianraner looked at her in surprise, and even Wang Jian looked at her strangely.Liang Huanhuan was taken aback for a moment, and found that her tone was indeed a bit strange, she snorted coldly: "Get lost!"
"I seem to have discovered something." Xiao Jin nodded heavily, and then put his arms around Liang Huanhuan's shoulders: "Hey, girl, I discovered something."
Liang Huanhuan's expression turned cold, and he grabbed Xiaojin by the collar and dragged her out. Just as he was going out, he happened to meet Lin Yaxuan with a big belly.
"Get out of the way..." Xiao Jin shouted, "Let the big belly woman go first."
Lin Yaxuan stretched out her hand and pushed Xiao Jin's face away, then walked in, watched Wang Jian shook his head and sat on the other side, looking at Wang Jian with a smile.
"I feel like I'm going to die." Wang Jian glanced at Tianran Er and smiled dryly: "What do you think?"
Lin Yaxuan reached out and grabbed Wang Jian's bandaged hand, pressed it on her stomach, and said softly, "Did you think about her when you were taking risks?"
Wang Jian sweated coldly, then blinked his eyes, and smiled hypocritically...
"It's a girl." Lin Yaxuan narrowed her eyes and stared at Wang Jian: "Don't you like her?"
"I..." This question is absolutely nonsense, how can I not like my own flesh and blood, Wang Jian thinks that if anyone dares to touch his child, he can slice that person up and eat him raw...but he dare not answer Lin Yaxuan's question .
He answered that he liked it, and Lin Yaxuan would definitely ask, "Then why did you risk your own life?" If he answered that he didn't like it...this is something only a fucking idiot can say?
"Don't force him, sister." Tianran Er moved a stool and sat next to Lin Yaxuan, reaching out to touch her belly: "Don't you understand who Ajian is? He will love the baby more than himself."
"As for Shanova, you have two choices now." Lin Yaxuan narrowed her eyes: "Go save her, or don't save her."
Wang Jian lowered his head slightly: "I..."
But before he finished speaking, Lin Yaxuan interrupted him: "Go and save her."
Both Wang Jian and Tianran were dumbfounded. No one knew what to say for a while, because no one expected that she would suddenly say such strange words...
"Some problems must be solved once and for all." Lin Yaxuan's motherly brilliance now said: "After Wang Jian solves this matter, there should be no more troubles in the future."
Wang Jian smiled wryly and shook his head: "A dog can kill me in my current state."
Lin Yaxuan didn't say anything, but said softly: "Sanova's wedding will be held in three days, and tomorrow we will have an annual meeting of the three parties to discuss the issue of three parts of the world."
"What does this mean?" Wang Jian was stunned: "What is three parts of the world?"
"Peace came suddenly, right?" Lin Yaxuan curled her lips: "Comparatively speaking, I prefer when Katyusha is in charge, it is very straightforward and refreshing."
While talking, Dawei led Yang Yue in from the outside, and Dawei leaned against the door: "Tomorrow's meeting is very important, it should be the first peace meeting between the three giants? And the representative of Heaven's Gate is still Shanova."
Yang Yue also covered her mouth and smiled, "Then you will find out that my brother, Shanova and Agou are brothers from the same school."
Wang Jian suddenly reacted at that time, and an inexplicable feeling surged in his heart, but he thought about it.He shook his head silently: "I am a generation older than them..."
"You are a generation older than me." Tianran Er suddenly smiled wretchedly: "I still have to call you uncle."
"Hey... Sister, don't be so wretched all of a sudden, don't think about sex, okay? This doesn't fit at all."
Tianran's second eyeball rolled around twice, and suddenly said excitedly: "But it's very exciting...don't you think?"
"I don't think so."
"Second." Dawei raised his hand.
Yang Yue also nodded: "It feels disgusting."
Tianraner lowered his head dejectedly: "Okay...let's talk about Ajian's injury." (To be continued...)
Agou took off his gloves, made a helpless gesture to Tianraner, and then sighed: "I tried my best."
Tianraner and Xiaojin blinked their eyes, while Wang Jian sitting beside him also blinked...
"By the way, are you sure?" Xiao Jin said confusedly, "Do you have some work ethic? You are telling a strong man who just ate three bowls of beef noodles that he is hopeless. If you do that, you will be beaten up." .”
A Gou frowned and looked Wang Jian up and down: "It's really hopeless. He is no different from ordinary people now. His body strength and muscle density have changed, which is irreversible."
And Wang Jian, who was bandaged like a mummy, didn't speak, just bowed his head silently, drank soy milk and ate bread, suffered nine broken ribs, fractured tibia, torn ankle ligament, intracranial hemorrhage, concussion, slightly ruptured spleen, whatever Taking out the same is enough for a professional athlete to leave the field completely, and Wang Jian won three yuan in a row, basically there is no good meat from top to bottom. To put it bluntly, although he is not dead now, he does not have a strong recovery ability. Can't get out of bed, at that time, Sanova probably gave birth to a son and two daughters...
"Really, if you put him in any hospital, he will be issued a critical illness notice." A Gou picked up a glass of water: "The body's functions are completely destroyed, the bones that should be broken are broken in half, and the ones that shouldn't be broken are broken." It was also broken in a mess, and the internal organs were seriously injured. But..."
A Gou looked back at Wang Jian who was eating wildly, and then sighed helplessly: "As for why this happened, I don't know."
"Aren't you a doctor?" Xiao Jin stopped Agou's way: "You don't know?"
"I know, didn't I say it? It's hopeless, he is in a state of death now, you can see for yourself, the pupils are dilated, the heartbeat is weak, the body temperature is 27 degrees, and the blood pressure is almost gone. Confusion... urinating and defecating Almost incontinent too?"
"Fart." Wang Jian said weakly: "More, I want fried chicken."
"It's not popular to eat fried chicken now, eat some shit." Liang Huanhuan sneered at the side: "Are you still in the mood to eat?"
"If I'm like this, I can only move my arms. What can I do if I don't eat?" Wang Jian raised his head, then lowered his head with a grin: "Neck hurts..."
"Nonsense, the muscle is torn, it's no wonder it doesn't hurt." Liang Huanhuan walked over and stuffed a pillow behind his back: "Don't eat it, I'll become incontinent and disgusting later."
"No more incontinence!" Wang Jian grinned, "Hurry up, I want fried chicken."
Tianran gave Wang Jian a second look.Then he folded his arms and said to Agou in a deep voice, "Why is he doing this?"
"How do I know? He is in a near-death state. As I said, I don't know." Agou spread his hands: "I'm going to take care of my wife, goodbye."
After he finished speaking, he pushed the door straight out, and everyone in the room focused their attention on Wang Jian.Xiao Jin showed dissatisfaction, and turned his head away with a cold snort.And Liang Huanhuan didn't have a good face either.Her hair now reaches her shoulders, but she looks awkward with it disheveled, like Sadako...
The only one who didn't show any special emotion was the empress of the palace. She sat on the edge of Wang Jian's bed with her legs bent, helped him pick up the debris that fell on the quilt, and gently helped Wang Jian tidy up his hair...
That's right.Just tidying her hair, combing Wang Jian's head lightly with her hands, just like a little girl braiding her doll's hair, the scene was very weird.You know... Wang Jian is small and round, and Tianran Er's gesture is obviously braiding, so scary.
"Hey, don't be so weird." Xiao Jin's face was full of horror, and then he took two steps back: "It's so scary..."
Naturally Er was taken aback, turned his head, then turned to look at Wang Jian, then recovered his senses with a shudder: "Ah...haha..."
"Do you want to be like this!" Xiao Jin grinned: "You told me not to make trouble, what do you think?"
Tianran Er was silent for a while: "I didn't think about it at the time..."
Never thought about it... never thought about it... never thought about it... Xiao Jin and Liang Huanhuan were completely shocked. Although Natural Er was a strategist, most of them looked like idiots.
"We can only wait." Tianran Er looked at the withered winter scenery outside the window: "Ah Jian is like this, we can't help it. And what name are we interfering in other people's internal affairs? She already said it when she talked to me Well, Ajian is basically breaking the rules of the game, and she left Ajian's life just to give us an explanation, what should we say? The teacher came out of nowhere."
This is indeed a cruel reality. From another perspective, if Wang Jian wants to marry Tianraner and Shanova suddenly comes over to snatch the marriage, it would be very unpleasant to say this, and it can only be regarded as their The grievances between the three people, and once it rises to the height of the camp, then... what is it?
And to put it bluntly, even if Wang Jian himself is in the middle of other people's affairs, after all, Shanova has already agreed to the marriage contract, the agreement has been signed, and the wedding is also going on. There is no right to speak.
Neither the Green Gang nor the Gate of Heaven are gangsters on the streets. They are both highly influential celestial groups. This kind of celestial group can fight and fight in private, but after reaching a certain height, even if they can't greet each other with a smile, they absolutely can't. Take a wine bottle and slap people with your hands.
So what Wang Jian did... can it be called a matter?
"Also, I'll be jealous too." Tianran's second mouth pouted: "You do this and that for her, what do you want me to do?"
Wang Jian was taken aback for a moment, raised his head, and then lowered his head: "I..."
"But, I don't think it matters. After all, I have a big heart." Tianran Er snorted twice: "But I really don't want to help her."
Xiao Jin continued next to him: "I care!"
"You care about having a butt, no one has big breasts, no one has a good-looking butt, no one has a good-looking face, and no one has a thin waist. How can you care if you don't care?" Liang Huanhuan said angrily: "Aren't there men? That's right."
After Liang Huanhuan finished speaking, Xiaojin and Tianraner looked at her in surprise, and even Wang Jian looked at her strangely.Liang Huanhuan was taken aback for a moment, and found that her tone was indeed a bit strange, she snorted coldly: "Get lost!"
"I seem to have discovered something." Xiao Jin nodded heavily, and then put his arms around Liang Huanhuan's shoulders: "Hey, girl, I discovered something."
Liang Huanhuan's expression turned cold, and he grabbed Xiaojin by the collar and dragged her out. Just as he was going out, he happened to meet Lin Yaxuan with a big belly.
"Get out of the way..." Xiao Jin shouted, "Let the big belly woman go first."
Lin Yaxuan stretched out her hand and pushed Xiao Jin's face away, then walked in, watched Wang Jian shook his head and sat on the other side, looking at Wang Jian with a smile.
"I feel like I'm going to die." Wang Jian glanced at Tianran Er and smiled dryly: "What do you think?"
Lin Yaxuan reached out and grabbed Wang Jian's bandaged hand, pressed it on her stomach, and said softly, "Did you think about her when you were taking risks?"
Wang Jian sweated coldly, then blinked his eyes, and smiled hypocritically...
"It's a girl." Lin Yaxuan narrowed her eyes and stared at Wang Jian: "Don't you like her?"
"I..." This question is absolutely nonsense, how can I not like my own flesh and blood, Wang Jian thinks that if anyone dares to touch his child, he can slice that person up and eat him raw...but he dare not answer Lin Yaxuan's question .
He answered that he liked it, and Lin Yaxuan would definitely ask, "Then why did you risk your own life?" If he answered that he didn't like it...this is something only a fucking idiot can say?
"Don't force him, sister." Tianran Er moved a stool and sat next to Lin Yaxuan, reaching out to touch her belly: "Don't you understand who Ajian is? He will love the baby more than himself."
"As for Shanova, you have two choices now." Lin Yaxuan narrowed her eyes: "Go save her, or don't save her."
Wang Jian lowered his head slightly: "I..."
But before he finished speaking, Lin Yaxuan interrupted him: "Go and save her."
Both Wang Jian and Tianran were dumbfounded. No one knew what to say for a while, because no one expected that she would suddenly say such strange words...
"Some problems must be solved once and for all." Lin Yaxuan's motherly brilliance now said: "After Wang Jian solves this matter, there should be no more troubles in the future."
Wang Jian smiled wryly and shook his head: "A dog can kill me in my current state."
Lin Yaxuan didn't say anything, but said softly: "Sanova's wedding will be held in three days, and tomorrow we will have an annual meeting of the three parties to discuss the issue of three parts of the world."
"What does this mean?" Wang Jian was stunned: "What is three parts of the world?"
"Peace came suddenly, right?" Lin Yaxuan curled her lips: "Comparatively speaking, I prefer when Katyusha is in charge, it is very straightforward and refreshing."
While talking, Dawei led Yang Yue in from the outside, and Dawei leaned against the door: "Tomorrow's meeting is very important, it should be the first peace meeting between the three giants? And the representative of Heaven's Gate is still Shanova."
Yang Yue also covered her mouth and smiled, "Then you will find out that my brother, Shanova and Agou are brothers from the same school."
Wang Jian suddenly reacted at that time, and an inexplicable feeling surged in his heart, but he thought about it.He shook his head silently: "I am a generation older than them..."
"You are a generation older than me." Tianran Er suddenly smiled wretchedly: "I still have to call you uncle."
"Hey... Sister, don't be so wretched all of a sudden, don't think about sex, okay? This doesn't fit at all."
Tianran's second eyeball rolled around twice, and suddenly said excitedly: "But it's very exciting...don't you think?"
"I don't think so."
"Second." Dawei raised his hand.
Yang Yue also nodded: "It feels disgusting."
Tianraner lowered his head dejectedly: "Okay...let's talk about Ajian's injury." (To be continued...)
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