The best eunuch

The ridicule of the crowd made the so-called Mr. Gao unable to come down from the stage. He stood up and looked at Liang Xin with a livid face and said: "You can't be killed, you can't be humiliated. My father is today's Taiwei Gaoqiu. Although I got your poison today, but If you don't detoxify me, I will die, but you can't live well either."

Liang Xin trembled slightly in his heart, and thought to himself: "So this guy is the famous Gao Yamen in history." After learning the identity of Gao Yamen, Liang Xin slightly restrained his smile, he knew very well that his current status was not enough to support him He can feel sorry for Gao Qiu.

Seeing Liang Xin's complexion changed slightly, Gao Yamen thought Liang Xin was afraid, so he straightened his waist immediately, and said arrogantly: "You will be afraid after knowing the identity of my son? As long as you give the antidote to me Hand it over, then kneel down on the ground and call me Grandpa three times, I can consider saving your dog's life, as long as you have two legs."

"I wonder who is yelling here. It turns out to be the famous Mr. Gao from Gao Yamen." A cold voice came, and the tone did not hide his displeasure, and the words did not leave any face for Gao Yamen. .

"Eunuch Yang?" Gao Yanei turned his head to look, and was about to curse at first, but swallowed it back after seeing Yang Jian's frosty face clearly.

Yang Jian walked slowly to Gao Yamen's side and slightly cupped his hands, "Young Master Gao, please don't be polite, this old slave can't afford it."

Yang Jian brushed off his sleeves and said, "Slaves like us who take us seriously, just like you, Mr. Gao. You are Taiwei Gao's adopted son. And he is my adopted son. Then You actually want my adopted son to kneel on the ground and call you grandpa, and take his two legs. Yo ha... Gao Yamen is going to be my father, Yang Jian. Doesn't that fellow Gao Qiu have to be my Yang Jian? Grandpa?"

Yang Jian's last question had revealed a stern look, Gao Qiu was so frightened that his heart was shattered, his body was shaking and he was about to faint.Immediately afterwards, Yang Jian said: "This Gao Qiu has been promising recently. A little bastard who knows a little bit of cuju has actually become a captain. It seems that if I find a chance, I have to ask the emperor to raise the Qiu. It is also convenient for Gao Qiu to Take care of us."

"Bang!" Gao Yanei finally couldn't resist Yang Jian's sternness and knelt down on the ground. He kept kowtowing and said, "Eunuch Yang atones, Eunuch Yang atones. I really don't know who this is Your son. The little one has eyes but can’t see Taishan, the little one deserves to die, the young one deserves to die..."

After Yang Jian frowned slightly, he waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, okay, the scenery in Xianglou is pretty good today, don't be here to disturb the scenery anymore, get out..."

"Thank you, Eunuch Yang, thank you, Eunuch Yang..." Gao Yanei kept nodding his head as if he had received an amnesty, then he got up and greeted his subordinates to leave.

After walking a few steps, Gao Yanei felt that something was wrong again. He tiptoed back and turned around, looked at Liang Xin with a mournful face and said, "Brother, we had a little misunderstanding before when the flood flooded the Dragon King Temple. You see, the misunderstanding has been resolved now." , do you see the poison on my body?"

Liang Xin yelled in his heart that his father-in-law was mighty, and said calmly: "There is no problem in detoxification. It's just that my poisonous needle is not easy to refine, and the antidote has gathered all kinds of treasures from heaven and earth. I..."

Gao Yamen's expression became a little weird, he could tell that Liang Xin was clearly trying to beat him.Gao Yamen arched his hands and said: "How about you tell me a place, brother, and tomorrow I will come to apologize to you with a generous gift."

"Okay. Tomorrow at [-]:[-] noon, you'll be looking for me in Yang Mansion." Liang Xin smiled slightly.

Gao Yamen nodded, cupped his hands and said: "Okay, tomorrow at three quarters in the afternoon, I will come to plead guilty before making a decision to prepare a generous gift." After speaking, Gao Yamen turned around and left.

Liang Xin looked back at Yang Jian, slightly cupped his hands and was about to thank Yang Jian.Yang Jian pressed Liang Xin's hand and said: "You and I don't need these kind of politeness between father and son. There is no child who becomes a parent after being bullied."

Bully?Liang Xin thought about it carefully, and thought, it seems that I have been bullying that fat man all along, right?

After a farce ended, the lobby of Tianxiang Building looked a bit cold.Standing on the stage, Mr. Gui shouted loudly: "Young Master, you said earlier that you have made two couplets for this couplet. I wonder if you can say it now for everyone to appreciate."

"Did you come up with the second couplet? Or two?" Yang Jian looked at Liang Xin and smiled. He heard Wan Qiyun ask Zhao Ji about the second couplet in the room just now. He approved a sentence: "The lower couplets of this couplet are not for the great talents, and there is absolutely no possibility of matching them." Now Liang Xin opened his mouth and said that he has two second couplets. Isn't this more powerful than the great talents?

Liang Xin nodded to Yang Jian, then bowed his hands to Sifang and said, "I'm making a fool of myself, and I don't know which of the two couplets Miss Qin Qing likes."

"The first couplet is related to a temple called the Great Buddha Temple that I have been to, so I am right. People have been to the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than people."

"Good!" Everyone cheered.Liang Xin’s second couplet literally means that people pass by the Great Buddha Temple, and the temple and Buddha of the Great Buddha Temple are larger than people.The meaning can be said smoothly, and it is also formed by the reflection of the above, so the confrontation is also considered neat.

Mr. Gui also applauded vigorously, and encouraged him at the same time: "Young master is a great talent, please tell me the second couplet for us to taste."

"Okay." Liang Xin smiled slightly: "The Great Buddha Temple is in Santai Mountain, and next to the Great Buddha Temple is Yunyin Temple, so my second couplet is related to Yunyin Temple. This second couplet is Sengyou Yunyin Temple , a wandering monk hidden in the temple."

"Okay! It's wonderful." This time, everyone in the hall burst into applause, and everyone kept chanting this couplet: "The guest went to the natural residence, but the guest from the sky. The monk travels to the Yunyin Temple, and the temple hides a wandering monk. Wonderful , it is wonderful..."

Indeed, this second second line is more subtle than the first.The artistic conception is also closer.A monk traveled to Yunyin Temple, but found that there was still a monk who traveled on clouds hidden in the temple.Isn't the monk who travels on the clouds the Buddha?And isn't the guest on that day an immortal?The Buddha and the immortal are facing each other, how can people not applaud if they have a wonderful idea?

"Young master is talented, I admire you!" A young master who looked like a scholar stood up and saluted Liang Xin.

Liang Xin also immediately returned the gift, shaking his head and said: "It just so happens that he will get something occasionally, brother, please be polite."

"Such an absolute brother came up with two couplets in a short period of time. How can such a talent be unadmired? I say that brother is modest. Please continue to answer Miss Qin Qing's questions, we useless scholars are also Good to know."

"Yes, yes, young master, continue to answer the questions."

Under the booing of everyone, Mr. Gui on the stage immediately bowed to Liang Xin and said, "My master's talent is indeed admirable. Next, according to Miss Qin Qing's topic, I will ask you to come up with a question that will make her own because she will never die." Questions that can’t be answered.”

"What kind of question is this? If Miss Qin Qing said that she might not be able to answer it today, think about it, maybe she can answer it later, wouldn't it mean that she would never be able to answer Miss Qin Qing's question?"

Before Liang Xin started talking, other spectators in the hall had already started shouting.Especially those sons and gentlemen who left deflated after seeing Gao Yamen, all of them were so excited that they vowed to complain for Liang Xin.

"This..." Mr. Gui said with a troubled expression on his face: "This matter has absolutely nothing to do with the little one, it's entirely Miss Qin Qing's question, that's how it is."

"Miss Qin Qing is too dishonest."

"It's just... it's just a scam."

Liang Xin thought about it silently and then said: "Damn, you actually played brain teasers with me, can this stump me? I'll let you, Miss Qin Qing, see how powerful this young master is as a modern person."

Liang Xin stretched out his hands and pressed down, everyone gradually silenced, Liang Xin smiled slightly and said to Gui Gong standing on the stage: "Please tell Miss Qin Qing about my topic."

Mr. Gui cupped his hands and saluted, "My lord, please tell me the question."

The smile on Liang Xin's face expanded, and he opened his mouth and said, "Can the omnipotent Tathagata Buddha create a stone that he cannot lift by himself?"

There was silence in the hall, and then there was a burst of applause louder than ever before.

"Good! Wonderful, wonderful..."

ps: Crying, why didn’t any of my favorites increase...