The best eunuch

Faced with Zhao Ji's reprimand Liang Xin, he didn't panic, but Yang Jian couldn't help but speak up to help Liang Xin: "Your Majesty, Liang Xin is young and ignorant, he was just talking nonsense, and he didn't mean anything malicious. "

"You can't blaspheme the gods with nonsense, I think Liang Xin, you are arrogant and arrogant." Zhao Ji seemed to be really angry, and Yang Jian could resolve his anger by explaining it to the side.

Liang Xin couldn't help being amused when he saw Zhao Ji wearing a purple gauze Taoist robe and a purple jade Taoist crown, but at the same time felt a little sad.The Northern Song Dynasty was precarious, with strong enemies outside and rebellion inside. A monarch did not think about how to govern the country all day long, but was obsessed with calligraphy, painting, antiques, Taoism and alchemy. With such a monarch, it is no wonder that the Northern Song Dynasty will perish.

Liang Xin bowed to Zhao Ji and said: "Your Majesty, I am not talking nonsense, but the so-called Daoist Taoism that Eunuch Yang Jian said now, I do understand a little bit, if the emperor doesn't believe it, I can do it How about doing a rehearsal on the spot for the emperor to check?"

"I see that you don't look back until you bump into the south wall, okay! I'll see how much you are capable of." Zhao Ji smiled nonchalantly.In his opinion, Liang Xin's remarks and actions are simply out of control.

Liang Xin cupped his hands towards Zhao Ji: "Your Majesty, please wait a moment." Then he went down to prepare.

On the playground outside the Fairy Rhyme Palace, the oil pot for dyeing and cooking on fire, the mahogany sword and yellow paper for setting up the altar, and a large water tank filled with water are all ready.

Liang Xin walked up to Zhao Ji confidently, bowed his hands and said, "Your Majesty, I'm ready, can I start now?"

"Hehe. If you really take it seriously, okay. I'll just look at your skills. You can start by taking copper coins from the oil pan." Zhao Ji also became interested at this time, and he put the most difficult thing into the oil pan first. The copper coins were only given to Liang Xin, in order to make Liang Xin quit in spite of the difficulties.

Liang Xin nodded and said with a bow: "My minister obeys the order." After speaking, Liang Xin walked to the oil pan.The hot oil pan kept bubbling and tumbling, and it seemed that the oil was fully boiled.

Liang Xin took out five copper coins from his pocket and threw them into the oil pan.Then rolled up the right sleeve.Yang Jian, who was watching from the sidelines, saw that Liang Xin was really about to reach in, so he quickly stopped him and said, "Xin'er, you are still young and afraid that your mana is not enough, why don't you ask the emperor for a favor and come back to perform in a few days?"

Liang Xin smiled at Yang Jian and said, "Father don't have to worry, the child is sure." After Liang Xin finished speaking, he directly put his hand into the oil pan. Yang Jian was too scared to open his eyes, but Zhao Ji looked curious. Looking at Liang Xin.Because Liang Xin didn't even see a look of pain on his face.

Seeing that there was no movement, Yang Jian slowly opened his eyes, only to see that Liang Xin reached out and groped in the pot for a while, then took out his hand and happened to be holding five copper coins in his hand.

"This..." Zhao Ji and Yang Jian were both stunned, and Liang Xin smiled and raised his eyebrows provocatively at Taoist Lin Su.

Daoist Lin Su's face was pale, and when Zhao Ji looked back at him, he immediately raised his right hand and said calmly, "Wuliang Tianzun, I didn't expect this lord to be born with all five senses. Such people must be extremely intelligent." And know it. If there are such gods and men in the country, the country will be peaceful and the people will be safe and the country will last forever."

"Is Liang Xin a man of God?" Zhao Ji looked at Liang Xin in surprise, but he couldn't tell where his god was, but he still remembered that the number one scholar Cao Yuanzheng once said that Liang Xin was a superior person who was born with knowledge.

Liang Xin glanced at Lin Su with a smile, thinking that this Taoist priest is very scheming, after his deceitful tricks were exposed, he even made up a theory of god and man, trying to bribe him to co-operate with him to deceive the emperor.

Liang Xin didn't expose him, and continued to go downstairs to perform a mahogany sword cutting yellow paper to bleed.I saw Liang Xin pick up the mahogany sword and do a few tricks. He has really practiced swordsmanship, and these two moves are much more beautiful than Lin Su's tricks like a master dancer.

Liang Xin picked up the mahogany sword in his hand, and a piece of yellow paper flew up.Liang Xin yelled: "Monster, hurry up!" When the mahogany sword slashed, a red mark appeared on the yellow paper, as if bleeding.

"This, this... divine skill, divine skill." Zhao Ji applauded in surprise, "I never imagined that you, Liang Xin, have such magic power. In the past, I really disrespected you, disrespectful, disrespectful."

Liang Xin couldn't help but smile bitterly. He bowed to Zhao Ji and said, "Your Majesty, you are serious. These are just trivial tricks. Since Lin Daochang is here today, I will perform two different ones."

Liang Xin stretched out his hand to call a little eunuch, and after whispering a few words, the little eunuch nodded and went down.Not long after, four young eunuchs came over with charcoal to pave a road.

Under Zhao Ji's gaze, Liang Xin took off his shoes and jumped on the ground with his bare feet, then he ran to the Fotan Road and rushed over.After walking the Fotan Road, Liang Xin stretched out his foot to let Zhao Ji and the others take a look. Except for some black charcoal, there was no burn at all.

This time, even Lin Su seemed to be stunned, completely unaware of how Liang Xin did it.After Liang Xin smiled lightly, he nodded to the four little eunuchs who came over from the fire just now. The four little eunuchs moved a chair for Liang Xin, and then handed him a wooden box.

Liang Xin sat on a chair and threw the contents of the wooden box into the burning coals.The charcoal burned up and black smoke came out, waiting for the black smoke to dissipate.Zhao Ji, Yang Jian, and Lin Su actually saw the rays of light shining around Liang Xin, as if the gods and Buddhas from heaven had descended into the world.

Liang Xin shot at Lin Su with his eyes like swords, and said, "Lin Su! Why don't you kneel down when you see this god coming?"

Lin Su straightened his eyes, and when he heard what Liang Xin said, he knelt down on the ground subconsciously.At the same time, Zhao Ji and Yang Jian looked at each other, and they knelt down on the ground at the same time and shouted loudly: "Immortals above, please accept me and other mortals' worship!"

Seeing that Zhao Ji knelt down to him, Liang Xin jumped up from his chair in fright.

This is a big game.Liang Xin hurriedly ran to Zhao Ji to help Zhao Ji and Yang Jian up, then knelt down on the ground and said, "I beg the emperor to forgive me, the glow from my humble minister's body just now was just a trick to deceive people. A deceitful trick."

"A trick to deceive people?" Zhao Ji was stunned for a moment, he didn't see any deceit in what Liang Xin performed just now.

Liang Xin explained: "Weichen can take copper coins from the oil pan, in fact, because there is only a layer of oil floating on the surface of the oil pan, and the bottom is full of vinegar. After the vinegar is heated, it will boil earlier, but it will not be very hot. So Wei Chen will not get hurt if he reaches in.

In addition, the sword bleeds when it cuts the yellow paper, because the yellow paper was dyed with turmeric water earlier in the morning, and then there was alkaline water on the peach wood sword.Turmeric will turn blood red when it encounters alkali, and this is the secret.

As for taking the Fotan Road.As long as the speed is fast and the road is not long, everyone can walk.Because the skin on the soles of the feet is thicker than the skin on other parts of the body.It takes a certain amount of time for charcoal to burn a person, and if it is fast enough, it will not hurt. "

"Then... Then what happened to your glowing glow just now?" Zhao Ji's face had already turned pale, and there was a monstrous anger hidden in his eyes.

Liang Xin lowered his head and replied: "Weichen threw rosin powder into the charcoal. Once the rosin powder is burned, it will glow. That's why just now I was glowing all over."

"So it's like this." Zhao Ji turned his head and glared at Lin Su and asked in a gloomy voice, "You've been lying to me all this time!"

Lin Su's pupils dilated, his face suddenly turned green, and he fell to the ground.Zhao Ji was stunned, Liang Xin got up to check, and then said: "Your Majesty, he is dead."

"Dead? Why do you suddenly say you're dead?" Zhao Ji was at a loss.

After careful inspection, Liang Xin said with certainty: "If you go back to the emperor, he will be scared to death."

"Scared to death?" Zhao Ji was speechless.He felt that today was the day when his beliefs and concepts collapsed. The Taoist arts that he had always believed in were all deceptive little tricks, and the Taoist priest he had always believed in was frightened to death by himself.

Zhao Ji was furious, he took off the purple jade Taoist crown on his head and threw it on the ground, and then took off the purple gauze Taoist robe he was wearing and threw it on the ground fiercely.

Perhaps because he was not relieved, he stomped hard on the purple gauze robe.Such a child's behavior almost didn't make Liang Xin laugh.

Zhao Ji turned around and pointed at Xianyun Palace and said, "Yang Jian, seal up this ruined palace for me. From now on, no one is allowed to discuss Taoism in the palace!"

"Yes, Your Majesty." Yang Jian replied respectfully.

Zhao Ji walked forward angrily, Liang Xin looked at Zhao Ji's back and smiled.Suddenly he remembered his purpose of entering the palace today, so he hurried to catch up and shouted: "Your Majesty, I have something to announce."

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