Mecha Soldier's Notes

() The next morning, my pcp was rang.

With a swollen head, I still buried my head in the pillow that hadn't been washed for two months and gave off a strange warmth, and slowly went through the person who might call at this time: Instructor?Impossible, the phone in the dormitory hasn't rang for a long time since the wild boar's abnormal impotence; parents?Maybe their sex is not high, the two of them have been reluctant to make international long-distance calls so far; other rabbits?Nonsense, these guys drank up and down last night, and now they probably sleep like dead pigs; macho?Alas, it is absolutely impossible....

Who is that?

I took the pcp strangely, and there was a number on the screen that I had never seen before.

"Hey, who is it?"

"Hello, is this Mr. Chen Xiang?"

The broken Chinese greeting came from the receiver, which made me even more weird, because I don't remember any acquaintances with such a nondescript accent as cao.

"I am, who are you?"

The other party's tone immediately became more respectful, which gave me a distorted sense of satisfaction that "so I have become a master too". The only thing that is not so good is... This guy's Chinese has a tendency to hybridize with Slavic.

"Hello, I'm a clerk from the fourth division of the Volga Company's business department. In a moment, our director will come to your door to provide you with a membership card. Please be ready to wait at the door."

Hearing the words "Volga Company", my drowsy mind ran away instantly, and I jumped out of bed.

"Wait, Volga Company...why did you give me a membership card."

A terrifying image immediately appeared in my mind: the black boss smoking a cigar gloomily handed me a card, then patted me on the shoulder and said, "Young man, from now on you are a member of the organization, abandon the past and work hard!" .”

"Oh, the director said that you specifically asked for it on the phone, but your current customer level is already enough."

the clerk explained.

I patted my head and thought about it carefully. It seemed that there was such a thing. I just said it casually when I was fighting in Scanville, and I almost forgot about it.

But it's not a good thing to deal with this kind of goods all the time.

I dawdled for a while reluctantly, and put on my clothes listlessly and went out. When I walked to the school gate, I saw a luxury commercial vehicle parked there, a noble and graceful large-size model. Parked next to a bunch of beggar-like private cars, it is very eye-catching, but wait, how did the brand become a more advanced crown, let alone the mass-produced Mercedes-Benz, even the super-luxury cars with an annual output of no more than [-] It is also used as a bus. What kind of ghost company is this?

"Yo, you're really on time."

Asimov was already guarding the car door at this time, smiling all over his face, and obviously changed into a high-end suit. When he saw me looking at his car, he quickly explained:

"Oh, thanks to you, the customer is very satisfied with this contract, which has greatly improved our company's reputation in the north, so I was promoted to the company's department-level cadre this month. This is what the company gives to outstanding employees Welfare."

Let me go, this is still called "a little welfare". Will those ministerial officials who drive "Volkswagen" and "Lada" in the alliance treaty rebel?It is said that big fish eat small fish and shrimps are popular these days. When small shrimps like me are still counting [-] to [-] bills and are poor and happy, people who are fishing for big money don’t know how much oil and water they have eaten.

"Congratulations on stepping into the elite class, remember to take care of your brothers in the future."

I sarcastically said sourly, but Asimov acted as if I was really praising him, so he quickly took out a delicate silver card from his pocket and handed it with both hands.

"Oh, look at what you said, oh, yes, this is my company's third-level membership card. If you need anything, just call the door, and we will take care of it for you."

I fiddled with the card and found that it turned out to be a new product made of polycrystalline nanoparticles. There is indeed a row of laser-engraved Arabic numerals printed on the card slot, and the company's address is printed side by side. Of course, it looks like it to the naked eye. A string of garbled characters with no clear meaning.In other words, this is an encrypted number that can only be dialed after the pcp is locked with a special program. I really hope that I don't need to use this kind of thing that can only be seen in spy movies.

While I was looking at the card, Asimov interjected eagerly:

"By the way, have you followed the war situation in the north recently?"

I thought about it, and it seems that I saw it in the news two days ago, saying that the Confederate Rebels suddenly became extremely active, and the regular army also showed an unstable attitude, constantly changing, and constantly changing on the border of the newly established Bregarden People's Union State. To make noise, the various departments of the Treaty Army maintain a high degree of vigilance against this situation, and issue warnings through diplomatic channels, ready to counterattack the attack of the Allied servants at any time, maintain the territorial integrity of the allies, etc. Of course, the second half is official nonsense, can be ignored.What is interesting is that the Confederate Army, which was beaten horribly at the beginning of the war, has saved what kind of capital, and dared to challenge the Treaty Army within a few months?

However, that's not something that a small person like me cares about. What I can care about is that the guy in front of me is sending a silver card for thousands of miles.

really.

"Excuse me, are you free for summer vacation? To be honest, the customers in the north are urgently placing a big order again, and they need to name..."

"I'm sorry, I'm planning to go home during the summer vacation, and I don't have time to go for the time being."

"But the benefits this time, but..."

"Sorry, there is something urgent at home, I really can't go and change it next time."

I hurriedly refused. Although it is a good way to get this terrible money, it is enough to earn it once. Otherwise, it is a great tragedy in life to get money but not to sell it. Besides, I have already been fooled by the MLM staff once, and I will be cheated again. It's really stupid to be a human being.

Asimov showed a little disappointed look on his face, but he still maintained the enthusiastic attitude of this businessman, asking me to help convey his most sincere wishes to my mother and father.

Don't worry, I will never pass it on.

Declining the invitation to go for a drive in the car and have a drink together, I also returned to the dormitory with a listless look, but when I went upstairs, I was surprised to see someone already standing at the door, and it was a pretty and interesting person girl.While it should have been exciting, unfortunately, I was terribly annoyed at the time because he was one of the last people I wanted to see right now.

First, the Jian merchant came to visit, and then the black fungus blocked the door and others. Today is definitely a day of great misfortune for me.

"What's your business? Bronya."

I tilted my head as a way of saying hello.

The girl bit her lip, as if hesitating. To be honest, this expression is very attractive, but unfortunately, the first impression in my mind is the fat paw of the Lieutenant General.

"I have something, can I talk to you?"

"Sorry, I'm going to test tomorrow, I still have a lot of preparations to do, next time."

"But, what I'm going to say is about testing..."

"Oh, that's even more unnecessary. I basically know everything about the rules and information. There's no need to add anything. Bye."

I directly interrupted Bronya, yawned and prepared to open the door.

"You can't win."

The sharp sound pierced my eardrums, and I stopped opening the door.

"I have seen your training results, training records, and Captain Korninov's official comments. I admit that your skills are indeed very strong, even better than ordinary instructors. No matter how hard Li Fangzhou works now, it is impossible. It surpasses you at this level, but I don’t know if you have heard a saying, ‘winning or losing doesn’t just exist on the battlefield’, you only pay attention to the ‘battlefield’ that really exists, so you can’t win this time no matter what .”

I laughed a little, and I felt like I was getting interested.

"You mean, the other battlefield is the big bed in the couple's hotel that you recommended?"

I saw Bronya's delicate body stiffen for a moment, and her voice lost its elasticity as if it had been frozen.

"You knew then?"

"I'm just curious. If you want to remember the business hours of this kind of ghost place so clearly, how many nights or dozens or hundreds of nights will it take to be inserted in it?"

I sneered and ridiculed, turning my head to look at the girl's pale face from astonishment.

Sure enough, it's cool to talk openly, but it's really annoying to cover up.

"Okay, I admit it, but that's a thing of the past," Bronya gritted her teeth, "Now I just want to live a good life with Li Fangzhou, since you can guess this, you should also know my The human resource advantage at hand..."

"For example, Lieutenant General Catlin, the vice principal with the face of a pig brother, I want to know how you bear his weight when you are in bed with him, it is simply a miracle of human body structure, or he doesn't like being on it position?"

Bronya ignored my ridicule, and her brows frowned even tighter.

"I didn't expect you to know this, so you should understand..."

"Yes, I know, so I'll pack up my bags and go home to grow vegetables right away, okay, thank you for the free explanation, I'm going to be busy," I said boredly, and opened the door Ready to go in, "Can I ask you something by the way?"

"?"

"Please change your face and talk to me, otherwise it will be very difficult for me to make up the image."

Bronya froze for a moment, and then I saw a weird smile on the corner of the girl's mouth. This smile completely changed her temperament in an instant, as if she had changed from a pure saint to a sinister smile. The witch who concocts potions is more thorough than pushing mahjong tiles, but relatively speaking, I am still more used to this shape.

"I'm really sorry, Chen Xiang, I will remember it in the future...if there is a future."