Mecha Soldier's Notes

() I was discharged from the hospital that afternoon. Tieniu was seriously injured and had to stay for two more days for recuperation.Thank God, it is said that this kind of injury can make people lie down for at least two or three months in the old century.

According to the situation agreed in advance, I first set up a posture outside the maintenance garage and knocked on the door twice, and there was an echo inside.

"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger."

"The pagoda town river demon."

"Why is your face red?"

"A radiant face."

"Why is it white again?"

"I masturbated too much yesterday."

The door opened, and the lunatic came out and took me in, and then immediately closed the door like a thief.

"Nimma, who made up this last paragraph, it's disgusting."

I complained as I walked.

"You know what a bird, this is called showing the characteristics of the teaching group."

The madman twisted his neck and argued, it seems that it is clear who made up the joke.

On the cement floor of the maintenance depot, there are messy field sleeping bags. The air is filled with a strong smell of smoke and oil. It seems that many people have moved their nests here secretly overnight. I can clearly feel the internal tension. It's a working atmosphere, but it's not bad, at least it's better than a whole room of people hanging their heads together.

"Yo, Father Chen, are you out?"

Xueba and Ah-Dai were immersed in studying a hand-painted drawing when they saw me come in and said hello.The two damaged mechs had been repaired and sent back by Mao Xiong at this time, one was transported into the maintenance warehouse for preparation, and the other was lying outside to wait.

"Not exposed?"

After all, our modification is also done behind Mao Xiong's back, if it is found that the accident has something to do with us, it will be troublesome.

"Of course, we had pried off all the parts before those guys came to 'help', otherwise the charge of 'deliberate destruction of collective property' would be unavoidable. Fortunately, this model is already notorious, and the mechanics are not Don't take it seriously."

Xueba's calm demeanor made me breathe a sigh of relief.

"What didn't they ask?"

"Yes, ask if we have bought personal insurance."

"...What about the machine?"

"It has been slightly improved, you see, we have added two fixed bolts to enhance stability. The control system has also been re-tuned, but..."

But everyone still has no idea.

"Speaking of which, what are you doing?"

I looked at the people in the expert team and the flight test team in puzzlement. Everyone was wearing a set of colorful one-piece suits, and they were carrying a paint bucket inexplicably in their hands after work, making them look like decorators.

"Oh, you'll find out later..."

Before Ah-Dai could finish his words, the iron gate suddenly opened, and a chunky ball jumped in with unimaginable agility, with his hands behind his back, and a sneer like Corolla hitting the Grand Canyon appeared on his doughy face, squinting quickly When he woke up, his eyes were fierce.

"Haha, I finally caught it, what the hell are you bastards doing, huh?!"

Damn it, it's Lieutenant General Katlin's fat man, and if I remember correctly, the body behind it is currently undergoing major construction, so he was caught right now.

I was secretly ruthless, even if I was desperate, the teaching group would not be able to be held accountable!

But Xueba secretly kicked me to signal me to relax.

"Sir, what are you talking about, we are just painting a new livery."

Hearing Xueba's innocent tone, I almost went crazy at that time, Xueba, you are usually quite serious, you are in broad daylight, and the engine compartment hatch is still wide open, why are you talking nonsense with your eyes open? up?

Of course, Lieutenant General Catlin didn't believe it even more, and spat on the ground fiercely.

"Bah, boy, be careful what you say, or I will give you a punishment for lying to the officer, so that you can go home and eat milk tomorrow!"

"Sir, it's true. If you don't believe me, you can go up and read."

Xueba continued to pretend to be pure, and Katlin's expression suddenly became more ferocious. He pointed at the tip of Xueba's nose with his thick carrot and drank.

"Very good, now you come up with me and visit the legendary artwork."

"Yes, sir."

Xueba really led him up, I felt so nervous that I was going to die, so I quickly asked the dumb on the side:

"Hey, Xueba didn't... Damn, how did you get into this!"

"The situation is urgent, you will just wait and see, don't worry, Xueba never does anything he is not sure about."

Dui is full of confidence, and I don't know what plan the two masters with superhuman IQs have made, so I have to watch stupidly below with my elm head.

Suddenly, there was a ghostly cry from the steel frame above the head, it turned out to be Lieutenant General Catlin, I ran up quickly, and saw the fat man leaning on the guardrail, his mouth opened wide, as if he had been greatly stimulated, and then slowly He returned to the position of the power cabin, and slowly stretched out his hand... Wait, what is this for? Do you want to do magic?

Soon I realized that something was wrong, because the guy's hand was obviously deformed by the pressure, but it was firmly in mid-air and couldn't be pushed in at all.

No, did you encounter the legendary "invisible armor"?

I took a closer look, hell, what a shit power cabin, it was clearly a painted painting, because the angle was too right, the painting was too three-dimensional and realistic, it was exactly the same as the real thing!

Sure enough, the master is among the people.

"Sir, what do you think of the painting?"

Xueba calmly supported the lieutenant general, his serious and proud tone made me want to laugh, it seems that this guy has also learned badly recently.

"good, very good!"

The lieutenant general threw Xueba away angrily, and shouted at the top of his voice:

"Gather all the people here and stand up. I heard that there are suspicious people wandering around recently. I suspect that someone is colluding with foreign spies!"

Xueba took a deep breath, obviously not expecting this move.Instead, I calmed down this time, thinking that I was worthy of being a dumb, even if I left the teaching group, my previous cautious style remained unchanged.

We immediately stood neatly in a row. Lieutenant General Catlin came over and stared at us one by one with vicious dog eyes. His eyes were scary, his expression was scary, and his tone was also scary.

"Hey, why are you shaking!"

"You, straighten your back!"

"You, stick out your tongue again!"

"....."

My mind was further stabilized, because I could see that the lieutenant general wanted to save face more than to find out suspicious elements. Almost everyone was bitten hard. When he walked to my side, the lieutenant general stopped suddenly. pace.

"You, what the hell is going on with your face, is it from the acrobatic troupe?!"

I held back my laughter, and turned my head secretly, only to see the dumb who had painted his face all over at some point and said in a "panic":

"Sorry sir, I accidentally brushed paint on my face just now."

As he spoke, he wiped his face desperately with exaggerated motions, causing paint beads to fly around, and the lieutenant general's beautiful uniform and big oily face were also hit by "stray bullets" a few times.The guy uttered a strange cry and jumped far away.

"Damn it, we'll see!"

Leaving behind a meaningless cruel word, the lieutenant general fled without a trace.

After the guy escaped, we finally couldn't help laughing so loudly that we couldn't straighten our backs.

"Hey, when did you guys do this?"

It was hard for me to catch my breath.

"As soon as something happened, we guessed that there would be bears coming to find fault, so we set up a lot of defensive measures. For the first time, this guy wanted to use a biological detector to see what we were doing from a distance, but we caught it with a sensor. , so I performed a radio broadcast for him; the second time I wanted to eavesdrop with a sound wave collector by the door, but accidentally stepped on the pickup we arranged, so we knocked on the iron plate and shook his machine and now he's going to break the door, and of course we've arranged it."

"But fortunately, this guy was not well prepared and didn't bring any sophisticated testing equipment. If we are a little patient, our little tricks will definitely not be able to hide it."

Xueba said and knocked on the pcp in his hand, and the "abstract painting" on [Lavokin] actually cracked, revealing the cockpit that was still under construction. Only then did I realize that in order to make room, this Help the guy to adjust the way of opening and closing the hatch.

"This maintenance depot has been armed by you into a bunker. By the way, whoever drew this thing is really talented."

"It's Mr. Qian. At first we thought about finding a gunman, but he said that he must insist on trying to commit crimes and meritorious deeds. I didn't expect that the level is not bad. Alas, aren't you and him high school classmates? Has he practiced before?"

I thought about it for a while, and it seemed that this guy had been playing with art students for a while before the college entrance examination.

After laughing, Xueba's expression suddenly became serious.

"However, we only have one chance next time, we can't fail again."

I also nodded solemnly.

"Then let me come for the next test flight."

Dao Ding continued on the side in a deep voice:

"Then leave the security work this time to me."

We have no objection to this point. After all, Tieniu is still lying on the hospital bed, the lunatic is reckless, and Brother Ya and Datou are too cautious in their operations. If you want to perform this kind of difficult action that requires a combination of courage and calmness, you can only do it.

However, even if they managed to save their lives, the result would definitely be heavy damage to the two mechas together, which would also be very unfavorable to the evaluation of the entire teaching group.Everyone should be aware of this, so no one is in a good mood and doesn't even bother to eat dinner. I greeted them and prepared to go back to catch up on sleep and refresh myself for tomorrow's experiment.

Something went wrong at night.

At about one o'clock in the morning, I was suddenly woken up by the ringing of the pcp, and I saw that the number was called by Xueba.

This guy has been going to bed at ten o'clock and getting up at six o'clock for four years. When he arrives at the military academy, unless the wild boar goes crazy, he won't be able to be bombarded by wind and rain. What happened today?

Xueba's tone is very anxious, and it is rare to be out of breath.

"Hey, old man Chen, where are you now?!"

I was talking nonsense, of course I was sleeping on the bed, why are you getting nervous, the other end of the microphone obviously paused, and the tone below was like talking in sleep.

"What, which one is driving the armor in the sky now?" ps: I went back to my hometown to celebrate the National Day, and I was lost on the road all day, so I had to change it first.