Konoha: Who made him a ninja!

Chapter 71 71. The Art of Shit Pulling

Liang Luo was a little surprised when he heard this, even though he was indeed not a good person.

But it shouldn't be that easy to see, right?
Uchiha Madara, who was disguised as an old grandfather, smiled.

Sure enough, children’s eyes are sharp!
Liang Luo saw that Uchiha Shisui did not trust him at all, so he decisively changed his strategy.

He immediately put on a sad look.
“That’s how he tricked my grandson away!
He first used various balls to lure my grandson, gradually lowering his guard.

Then I will trick my grandson into going to his house! And then…"

Uchiha Madara couldn't stand it anymore, and with a dark face, he pulled the two children out.

Uchiha Itachi was chewing a meatball in his mouth and looking at Liang Luo with cold eyes.

When Uchiha Shisui heard Liang Luo's words, he was unwilling to be dragged away by Uchiha Madara. He stopped where he was and asked Liang Luo:

"Then what happened?"

Uchiha Madara had no choice but to stop. If he tried to pull Shisui by force, it would have the opposite effect.

After all, this kid is very thoughtful.

At the same time, he kept his eyes on Liang Luo to prevent him from saying anything like copper smelting.

Liang Luo sighed sadly

“Then my grandson discovered that the meatballs made by this old man were covered with feces!

Since then, my grandson has never dared to eat meatballs again, and even wants to vomit when he sees meatballs. "

After Uchiha Itachi heard this, his rather cold face suddenly became a little conflicted.

Looking at the meatball left in my hand, I don’t know whether I should eat it or not.

Uchiha Shisui's throat moved, but he still shook his head and said to Liang Luo
"That meatball is made of glutinous rice flour. I can taste it."

Shisui's face became very serious, and he continued
"I don't know why you want to slander the old man like this, but this behavior is very bad.

I'm going to tell the guards that you're spreading rumors here!"

Uchiha Madara nodded with relief.

That’s right, this Bi Yang guy should be put in jail for a few days!
Let him gossip here every day!
Last time he even said he was smelting copper.

If I had known this would happen, I should have joined forces with Black Zetsu to kill this guy directly.

Then Uchiha Madara touched Shisui's head with great pleasure, and walked out with the two children.

Liang Luo looked at the three people who seemed to want to leave, but he was not in a hurry and just sighed.

"You know, an old man like him is prone to incontinence.

I guess he suddenly became incontinent while making meatballs.

Will the meatballs get stuck with those things?"

Uchiha Shisui's posture as he was about to leave suddenly froze. He had indeed heard that people's self-control would become worse as they get older.

Therefore, he became somewhat skeptical about Liang Luo's words.

After thinking for a while, Uchiha Shisui finally shook his head.

"After spending these days together, I found that the old man has a very good physique.

There is no possibility of incontinence as you mentioned."

Uchiha Madara was so angry that he laughed. How could he, a great hero in the ninja world, have incontinence problems in his old age?

The look Uchiha Madara gave Liang Luo at this moment was more like he was looking at a clown.

Uchiha Itachi nodded in agreement, then bit off the last meatball in one bite.

Liang Luo sneered after hearing what Uchiha Shisui said.

“That’s just because he deliberately hid it.

Do you often find that this old man disappears for some time without any reason?"

Uchiha Shisui hesitated for a moment, he did remember an incident yesterday.

The old man suddenly disappeared. When I asked him where he had gone, he didn't give me a direct answer.

It caused me and Itachi to look for him for a while.

Uchiha Madara glanced at Liang Luo coldly. It was because Black Zetsu suddenly came to see him yesterday.

It was said that Liang Luo had sent the Third Hokage to prison, which made Uchiha Madara slightly change his opinion of Liang Luo. However, this short-lived good impression only lasted until Liang Luo appeared in his eyes.

Liang Luo continued to persuade the already wavering Shishui

"And the reason I'm calling you to stop now is because he might soon be unable to hold it back any longer.

Then you will see whether what I said is true or false!"

Uchiha Shisui was completely shaken. He looked at Uchiha Madara with doubt and asked hesitantly:

"Do you...really have the urge to defecate now?"

Uchiha Madara smiled disdainfully. His body was an elephant body, so it would be no problem even if he didn't defecate for his entire life.

So he lowered his head and touched Shisui's head soothingly.
"Don't listen to his nonsense. I won't do such a disgraceful thing on the street."

Uchiha Madara said this, staring at Liang Luo. He wanted to see what tricks Liang Luo had not used yet!
Liang Luoye responded with a mocking smile.

Then he directly started using the term he had just obtained: intracorporeal teleportation.

This entry means either hiding a weapon on your body and transmitting it to the other party, or transmitting your own organs to the other party.

They are all extremely thankless tasks.

So Liang Luo thought about whether he could transmit the excrement to the other party.

So I experimented with shadow clones on the training ground.

It turns out to be completely feasible.

So Liang Luo decided to name his move: The Art of Shit-Substitute Pulling!

Liang Luo had been fed a lot of food by Hinata Xia before the training, so he had a lot of feces at this time.

It is just right for using this kind of ninjutsu.

Liang Luo raised his hands and made a palm-joining gesture, then activated the technique of shit-shifting.

Suddenly I felt my abdomen and bladder become empty.

On the other hand, when he looked at Uchiha Madara, his eyebrows frowned and he looked at Liang Luo in disbelief.

This is actually space-time ninjutsu? !

What serious ninja would use time-space ninjutsu to teleport feces!

Uchiha Madara felt a strange feeling in his body, but he had no intention of releasing it.

On the contrary, it feels quite novel.

After all, his body is connected to the Outer Statue all year round, so he doesn't need to eat at all, so he won't have any thoughts about excretion.

At this moment, Uchiha Madara suddenly felt the experience of a normal person, which made him find it interesting.

Uchiha Madara raised his lips and looked at Liang Luo proudly.

"Boy, is this the only method you have?"

Uchiha Madara didn't feel any pressure even though it was just the weight of one human feces.

I even feel like I can fight for another 800 rounds.

Uchiha Shisui glanced at the old grandfather who suddenly became arrogant and felt a little confused.

Shisui, who had not yet learned chakra, could not understand the confrontation between the two of them.

But soon, Uchiha Shisui saw the old man's expression changed.

The old man looked at the people walking through the alley in disbelief.

Uchiha Shisui also looked in the direction the old man was looking out of curiosity, but didn't see anything.

At this time, Uchiha Madara looked at the figure walking out of the alley with a little panic.

Although these figures used transformation techniques to change into different appearances, Uchiha Madara could still distinguish them clearly.

All of these in front of him are Liang Luo’s shadow clones.

Looking at the figure walking towards him, Uchiha Madara had an extremely uneasy thought in his mind.

Could it be...

(End of this chapter)