Know the North Tour

My name is Lin Fei.

But more people like to call me "garbage", "little bastard", "smelly", or "pervert".

In fact, the name is just a code name, just like my name is Lin Fei, and I didn't soar into the sky, but more like a puddle of mud next to the ditch at the root of the Luoyang city wall.

Lying on the top of the big locust tree, with a wide lotus leaf covering my head, I squinted my eyes and stretched my neck, staring at the garden of Wang Yuanwai's house opposite.

I am a man, of course I am looking at a woman, and a beautiful girl at that. [

She was sitting on a swing in the garden, with her head raised, swinging happily, her snow-white neck flashing in the sun.Sometimes the swing is thrown high, over the fence, sometimes hidden in the shade of the trees, and the laughter like silver bells is scattered all over the ground.

The sun was scorching, the leaves were wilted by the sun, and the sweat almost stuck to my eyelids, but I was still sly and ecstatic.

"Second brother, you're peeking at Miss Wang again!" Under the tree, a person raised his head and screamed at me, two green dragons sprayed from his nostrils on his dirty little face, and quickly retracted.

"Shhh!" I raised my index finger, put it on my lips, and shook my fist at him at the same time.

His name is Li Jie, and he is the younger brother of our gang of beggars, scammers, thieves and robbers.I'm the second child in the gang because I'm smart, and I can't be the boss. Once I commit a crime, the government will pursue it, and the boss will suffer the most.

The gun hits the first bird.

"Don't look, come down quickly! The brothers are waiting for you at the gate of the White Horse Temple." Li Jie looked at me eagerly. Few people in the gang dared to climb such a steep and straight locust tree, so when I In order to peek at Miss Wang, I got a little bit of pitiful pride when I bravely climbed up the tree under the watchful eyes of a dozen brothers in the gang.

"Sexy and daring." The brother in the gang finally said so.

Does a person like me deserve pride?

Greedyly taking another look at Miss Wang, I slid down the tree, took Li Jie, and swaggered towards the White Horse Temple in the south of the city.

Along the way, when pedestrians saw us, they covered their noses, frowned and avoided us.Even a burly man will walk around us.

Because Li Jie's body smelled too bad, like a rotten meal after a few nights, the flies buzzed and stared at him.Which brother in the gang has a stuffy nose and catches a cold, if you smell him closely, your nose will clear up.

Of course I'm not much better, I haven't showered for half a month, and my smile is black and bright.

But my clothes were washed very clean. Although they were torn, they were very clean.

In the afternoon, the White Horse Temple was quiet, and the pilgrims had all left. Inside the yellow temple walls, there was faint sound of monks chanting sutras.

More than a dozen ragged teenagers surrounded the wall, some were in a daze, some were reclining and dozing off, and some were concentrating on catching lice.

"Xiao Fei, you're finally here!" Among the teenagers, the big black and strong bear came up to him.

I greeted lazily: "Boss, hello."

Big Bear is the leader of the gang of begging, cheating, thieves and robbers. He is black and strong, with a lot of hair on his arms. I think his father is probably a savage in the mountains. [

We are all orphans, wandering the streets on weekdays, doing everything.In order to be able to eat and drink enough, at my initiative, a gang with a seemingly long name was formed.

Seeing me, more than a dozen brothers gathered around, and Da Xiong said in a low voice, "Xiao Fei, it's still the old rule, you make up your mind, and everyone listens to your arrangements."

I hurriedly waved my hands: "No, no, no! Your boss came up with the idea. I'm just offering a suggestion. Suggestion, understand?" I don't want to be blamed if something goes wrong.

Da Xiong said impatiently: "Okay, okay, whatever you say is what you say. We all know that your father is a scholar, but you like to pick words!"

I smiled awkwardly, I always like to remind them that my dead father was a scholar.Xiucai, you know?Those who can read and write can be officials in the imperial examination!

But before his father was alive, it seemed that he could only be called and scolded by the officials of the county government.

"This time, the location of the plan is in the Great Hall of the White Horse Temple. The target is the merit box full of copper plates." I coughed intentionally, put my hands behind my back, and said with a tone of voice: "Do you guys understand?"

Li Jie sucked his nose hard: "Second brother, we already knew, so you should hurry up and tell us what to do."

I gave him a blank look: "Why are you so anxious? Anyway, you're always on the lookout outside, telling you there's something for you?"

Er Huzi, who was the least courageous in the gang, said hesitantly, "Second Brother, there are so many monks in the White Horse Temple, isn't it too risky for us to steal money?"

"Coward, you know what a bird!" I said viciously: "Today, the county magistrate Zhou did something for his dead father. Most of the monks in the temple have gone to the Yamen, and there are not many left. This opportunity is once in a lifetime, don't you Didn’t see, there aren’t even guards patrolling the streets this afternoon?”

Da Xiong said convincingly: "Second brother is right, I checked secretly just now, and there are only three or four bald donkeys left in the White Horse Temple."

I proudly said: "So, my plan is that Erhuzi, Xiaoqian, and Zhu Damao are the first to act. Your target is the vegetable garden of Baima Temple, pretend to be going to steal cabbage, and lure the bald donkeys there. Wang Fugui, you have the fastest hands and feet, and your second move is to enter the main hall first, and then run desperately towards the apse. In this way, the bald donkey responsible for picking up the pilgrims will definitely chase you, and the main hall will be empty." This work Big Bear exclaimed excitedly: "I understand! Then we went in the third batch, picked up the merit box and ran away. I have the strongest strength, and I can pick it up by myself!"

I nodded: "You don't need to go in all, leave a few people to support, in case of accidents. Now I count one, two, three, everyone spread out, and start to act!"

More than a dozen brothers dispersed immediately, and I followed Er Huzi and three people, went around to the south wall, let them step on my shoulders, climbed over one by one, and turned into the vegetable field.I leaned against the wall, peeping nervously.Soon, when the monks heard the movement, they all ran over.All of a sudden, chickens flew and dogs jumped, monks yelled and Er Huzi fled from east to west and they were in a mess.

The first step is successful!

I took out the piccolo in my arms and blew three bird calls loudly.

The plan proceeded step by step as I expected.

The monks beat Er Huzi a few times, but let them go. Even though they were monks, they were not merciful in their actions. Looking at Er Huzi's swollen panda eyes, I smiled happily.

I'm always very happy to see other people's misfortune. This is the only joy I have besides peeking at Miss Wang's family.

After a while, I heard a series of frantically running footsteps from the temple gate.

Got it! [

I raised my arms, cheered, and fell down the wall inadvertently, and there was a dog eating shit hard.

Japanese fuck!

I fell into the vegetable field of Baima Temple!

Covering my mouth in pain, I was about to get up when a pair of hemp shoes suddenly appeared in front of my eyes.

Oops!

I raised my head, oh my god, it was Master Kaye, the presiding officer of the White Horse Temple!

Everyone in Luoyang city knew that Gaye was a very good bald donkey, and even Tang Gaozong in the palace respectfully called him a living Buddha.

Because Kaye predicts things like a god, he is the number one prophecy master in history.

His predictions were never wrong.

However, this great man rarely shows his face in public, making him mysterious.Maybe he knew he was ugly, skinny, like a skeleton.

I was eager to get away, so I quickly smiled obsequiously: "Master Kaye, I have admired your name for a long time! The villain's admiration for you is like a torrent of water, endless, and like;;;;;;"

"16 years, your Yangshou is only 16 years." Kaye stared at me in horror, the seven-colored brilliance of the rainbow shot out of his pupils.

I was shocked.

The sunny sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds and became dark.

"Boom!"A thunderbolt suddenly exploded in the sky, and the dazzling blue electric light smashed down through the clouds. Kaye remained motionless, dumbstruck, and had already turned into a charred charcoal, exuding a tangy aroma of barbecue.

Gaye was struck to death by lightning.

I stared blankly at him, then suddenly screamed wildly and rushed out of the White Horse Temple.

The rain poured down.

This year, I am 16 years old.

Torrential rain, thunder and lightning.

Soybean-sized raindrops fell densely, splashing arrows, and the dark sky seemed to whip out several snow-white whips.

There was a vast expanse of whiteness in the field of vision, and pedestrians hid under the eaves.Only I was like a lunatic, running wildly in the empty streets and alleys, trembling with fear.

I know, I'm dead.

Gaye's predictions have always been accurate, and being struck to death by lightning proves an ancient saying: "Whoever leaks the secrets of heaven will be punished by heaven!"

Eighteen generations of my Rita Kaye ancestors!My God!I'm only 16 years old!

I don't know how long I ran, but with a "plop", my legs and feet became weak, and I fell to my knees on the ground, spinning and spinning.Here is already the suburbs, the Luoshui River is long, like a blue belt, the rain and fog are rolling on the river, empty and cold.I wiped my face vigorously, but I couldn't tell whether it was rain or tears.

I'm going to die soon.It was not until late at night that I accepted this cruel fact. ! ~!