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In the afternoon of the same day, in the meeting room of the Fengji Township Government, Director Sun stood straight on the podium and read the self-criticism, reviewing the serious consequences of the police station's sheep arrest operation.

Opposite Sun Suo, Secretary Huang of the County Political and Legal Committee, Director Chi of the County Public Security Bureau, Secretary Liu of the township, Township Chief Wang, and the full-time cadres in the township were all listening carefully to Sun Suo's review.

Standing at the bottom right of Sun Suo, Liu Xiu saw that Sun Suo had been conducting self-criticism for more than half an hour, and it was still not finished. She thought to herself: Where did Sun Suo download the self-criticism?Why is it so long?Is this Secretary Liu real?It's just such a small matter, as for inviting Secretary Huang and Director Chi over?

After more than ten minutes, Sun Suo finally finished the review. After the review, Sun Suo put the review written by himself in front of Director Chi. Director Chi looked at the stack of reviews written by Sun and glanced at it. Secretary Huang then smiled at Secretary Liu and said softly, "How does Secretary Liu feel about Comrade Sun Shen's review? Is it profound?"

After hearing the words, Secretary Liu replied with a stern expression: "Director Chi, I think Director Sun's review is not the key point, but the review by Instructor Liu. Today's farce was also caused by Instructor Liu. Let's first How about listening to Instructor Liu's review before making a decision?"

After listening to Secretary Liu's words, Director Chi smiled and said, "Okay, then let Comrade Liu Xiu come to the stage to conduct a review."

Liu Xiuzheng was scratching his head looking at the self-criticism in his hand, and said to himself: Why did Sun Suo write such a long self-criticism?Compared with his one, the self-written review is too simple, how can this be done?Otherwise, go back and change it yourself first?Add a few more words?

Just thinking about this, Director Chi suddenly heard that he asked himself to go up to make a self-criticism, thinking: Well... I can't change it even if I want to,

In desperation, Liu Xiu had no choice but to bite the bullet and walked onto the podium.

After Liu Xiu came to the speaking platform, he looked at the leaders below, and then at the self-criticism in his hand. He gave a dry laugh, and subconsciously picked out his ears. Seeing that everyone was staring at him, he went Qi Luck Dantian, said in a loud voice: "I promise to do a good job in the future, my review is over, thank you everyone."

"Pfft..." Secretary Huang, who was sitting below, spit out the tea in his mouth after listening to this. ...This Instructor Liu's review is more incisive."

After listening to Liu Xiu's review, Director Chi was a little dumbfounded, and said to himself: After being the director for so many years, this is the first time I have seen such a special review. This Liu Xiu is really good enough.

Secretary Liu was a little angry at first, but after listening to Liu Xiu's self-criticism, he became even more angry, thinking: What kind of self-criticism is this?Is it too short?There are not even twenty characters added together, this tm is simpler than a resume.

Director Chi saw that everyone was stunned by Liu Xiu's review, so he coughed, and when everyone recovered, he said to Secretary Liu: "Sun Shen and Liu Xiu As for comrades, the self-criticism has been done, and the mistakes have been realized. Secretary Liu should not be angry. After returning from here, I will definitely give them both a good political lesson. I think that’s all for today’s matter. Right? I don’t know what Secretary Liu agrees with?”

"For the sake of Secretary Huang and Director Chi, let's forget about today's matter, but the police station must deal with the sheep outside immediately. I think Secretary Huang and Director Chi saw it when they came. Those sheep were tied to the township government axe. Not only did he urinate everywhere, but he also gnawed off the bark on those scenic trees. The scenic trees on both sides of the Xiangzheng Axe looked a bit like pines from a distance. Looking at it now, they are all bare, sticking in there like chopsticks, how ugly it is."

Hearing this, Secretary Huang of the Political and Legal Committee said with a smile: "Secretary Liu is also telling the truth. These sheep are all tied to the township axe. It's really hurtful. Let's do this. By tomorrow at the latest, no matter what the police station thinks, These sheep must be cleared out. In addition, I heard that several elderly people were hospitalized because of these sheep. Two things are done well, as for the punishment of Director Sun and Instructor Liu? I think it’s okay? After all, the police station’s starting point is good. Secretary Liu, what do you think of this arrangement? Do you have anything to add? "

Seeing that Secretary Huang had come to a conclusion, Secretary Liu could only agree with him and said: "No, let's deal with it according to Secretary Huang's opinion. I just want to add one thing, that is, I hope this kind of thing will never happen again. gone."

In the conference room of Fengji Police Station, Sun Shen and Liu Xiu, who had just returned from their self-inspection, were having a meeting with the policemen in the station.

Sun Suo said to a group of policemen in the office: "Comrades, you almost changed the director of the office just now, so I won't say much about it. I think everyone already knows it well. I only want one thing. Then Just deal with this matter as quickly as possible, and I don’t count on others, Instructor Liu, this matter is entirely up to you, no matter what method you use, you must handle this matter properly.”

"Actually, this matter is not difficult at all. I don't have to wait until tomorrow. I can handle it quickly today. I will go to the hospital now to see those old men and old ladies who pretend to be sick. As long as they are taken care of, the rest It's nothing to worry about." After Liu Xiu finished speaking, she got up and left.

Sun Suo watched Liu Xiu leave, and sighed to the rest of the policemen: "Oh...our instructor Liu, he has skills, abilities, and tricks, but he is too good at causing trouble. How much trouble will it cause?"

When Liu Xiu arrived at the County People's Hospital, he asked clearly about the wards of those old people, and then walked directly towards the ward. After finding the ward, Liu Xiu took a peek inside from the door and saw that the old men and women Lying on the hospital bed and chatting, the owners of those sheep gangs are also watching TV together.

After seeing this, Liu Xiu retreated back quietly and ran to the doctor's duty room. Seeing that there was no doctor on duty, Liu Xiu took a white coat from the wall and put it on her body, and then went to the doctor's duty room. A medical hat and a mask, when Liu Xiu was fully equipped, she walked towards the ward.

After entering the ward, Liu Xiu said to the old people: "How do you guys feel? Do you still feel uncomfortable? If not, then get ready to leave the hospital."

After hearing Liu Xiu's words, those people thought that Liu Xiu was a doctor in the hospital, and they didn't doubt it, but they were a little anxious when they heard the doctor let them out of the hospital. One of the sheep gang owners said: "This doctor, I Can I ask you a question?"

After Liu Xiu heard what this person said, she was afraid that he would ask some medical questions. Liu Xiu didn't know anything about medicine. After thinking about it, Liu Xiu said in a deep voice: "You can ask me any questions. , but only two questions are not allowed."

After the man listened, he was a little puzzled: "Then tell me first, what questions we can't ask, otherwise, we don't know which questions we can ask and which questions we can't ask."

Liu Xiu coughed, and then said to the man, "Those two questions that you can't ask are actually nothing, that is... first: you are not allowed to ask this, and second: you are not allowed to ask that either."

After listening to Liu Xiu's answer, the man held his head in his arms and was speechless, thinking: You can't ask this, and you can't ask that, I'm still asking a fart.

Seeing that the man stopped talking, Liu Xiu continued to ask: "Are you ready to leave the hospital? If you don't want to leave the hospital, you can pay tomorrow's fee first. Each patient is 5000 yuan, and each patient's accompanying family member is 1000 yuan. , hand it in now, so we can get it in."

Those old men and women, when they heard that Liu Xiu asked them to pay so much money to the hospital, they were pretending to be sick, but now they are so distressed that they are almost really sick, and they are all clamoring to be discharged from the hospital. After listening to Liu Xiu's words, the owners of the sheep gang After that, I was a little confused. This is not a people's hospital, it is simply a RMB hospital, which is too expensive.

Liu Xiu saw that those people were already feeling distressed, so she urged them impatiently, telling them to hurry up and prepare to pay, and then left.

After Liu Xiu came out of the ward, she hurried to an empty ward, took off her white coat, medical cap, and mask, tidied up her police uniform, and went out again immediately.

When Liu Xiu came to the previous ward again, he saw that it was about to become a pot of porridge. It turned out that those old men and women thought the hospital was expensive and kept clamoring to go home, but the owners of the sheep gang didn't want to go back. They felt that if the old people were allowed to stay in the hospital, they might be able to extort a sum of money from the township government, so they urged their parents to stay in the hospital. At this juncture, Liu Xiu came in.

After entering, Liu Xiuxian shook hands with all the people one by one, and then said to everyone with a smile on his face: "First of all, I would like to congratulate all the old people for their recovery. In view of the fact that your sheep gnawed badly on the wheat seedlings and brought a devastating blow to the wheat fields in the surrounding villages, after reporting to the leaders of the police station and the county bureau, it was decided to fine each sheep 500 yuan, that is to say, you want to If you want to take your sheep back, you need to pay a fine of 500 yuan for each sheep. If you haven’t taken the sheep back after 7 days, the police station will dispose of those sheep by itself. Anyway, there are still a few days left It’s almost Chinese New Year, and the family hasn’t bought dumpling stuffing yet.”

After Liu Xiu finished speaking, he walked back without talking nonsense, but just a few steps away, he was caught up by the owners of the sheep gang, and they all pleaded with Liu Xiu, begging Liu Xiu to raise his hand, don't punish him like this ruthless.

Seeing that everyone was subdued, Liu Xiu didn't hold back anymore, and told them about the dangers of herding sheep and destroying youth, and asked them to send their parents home first, and then go to the village to pick up the sheep, and pay 0 yuan for each sheep. Fine, when you go to pick up the sheep, bring the broom and shovel at home, and clean up all the urine pulled by the sheep.

The owners of those sheep gangs, after listening to Liu Xiu's instructions, all of them agreed, thinking: No matter how much a fine is, it is cheaper than hospitalization fees, not to mention that each sheep is only fined 0 yuan, so it should be bought for the sheep. fodder.

After sending Liu Xiu away, those people hurried to the ward to pick up their parents who were discharged from the hospital.

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