The Emperor is Above

Chapter 249: What a changing world!

"Crack-"

The fruits flying all over the sky caught people off guard.

Qing Yi was annoyed that he had not expected this situation. He should have prepared a shield in advance.

He could only use his hands to quickly block all the fruits flying in front of him, but he didn't care about the fruits flying from both sides. In a blink of an eye, the fruits in the carriage under his feet were above his feet, and some fruits rolled and collided in the carriage.

Gongsun Wu was a handsome young man who was no less handsome than Qing Yi. He was famous for his handsomeness in the capital in the past. As his strength increased, his temperament became more and more outstanding, and he was also loved by many girls in the capital.

With a stern face, he swung the five-foot-long sword like a windmill, avoiding being hit by the fruit while also protecting Qing Yi's right side.

But two fists are no match for four hands. Qing Yi and Gongsun Wu used all their skills, but they were still hit by fruits from time to time. What's more, there were hundreds of fanatical girls from the capital around them.

Seeing the wonderful performances of Qing Yi and Gongsun Wu, they were fascinated and screamed continuously. Along with the shrill screams, more fruits were thrown at them like a rainstorm, as if the fruits were free.

Now even Gongsun Wu's five-foot-long sword was unreliable. Although it was not difficult for a sixth-rank upper-armored warrior to repel the densely packed fruits, the violent collision between the sword and the fruits caused a large amount of juice to splash onto the two of them.

As the main target of fruit throwing by the girls in the capital, Qing Yi's body was covered with fruit juice of various colors. His shiny black sergeant's robe turned into a colorful patchwork coat, making him look particularly disheveled.

At this time, Dongmen Hu, Dongmen Bao, Daniu and Mu Yi, who were behind the convoy and thought that their lord was very lucky, finally realized that something was wrong and rushed forward with four huge shields in hand to provide cover.

"Protect the master!" Daniu roared angrily, and then said, "Huh? There are so many fruits and preserved fruits, they look delicious!"

Dozens of Guqiu private soldiers and hundreds of Guqiu militiamen hurriedly surrounded the first car and blocked the fanatical star-chasing girls outside to prevent their lord from being further harassed.

"Crack-"

The fierce fruit storm continued, hitting the shield with a ping-pong sound.

Previously, the fruit throwing was out of admiration for Qing Yi and Gongsun Wu, but this time it was a protest against the obstruction of Guqiu's private army and militia.

Qing Yi didn't care about that. Under the protection of the huge shields on all sides, he finally had time to free his hands to wipe the juice off his head, face and body. It was really upsetting to be in such a mess in the middle of winter.

Fortunately, the sergeant was wearing a winter leather coat made of tanned white antelope skin under his black coat. As long as he wiped the juice off his hair and face in time, he would not feel too cold even if the outer black coat was soaked and frozen.

While drying his hair, Qing Yi looked back at the carriage under his feet. It was five meters long and two meters wide. It was actually filled with nearly half of various fruits, preserved fruits, and dried fruits.

He immediately shook his head and smiled bitterly, "My God, this is the legendary fruit-filled chariot. No wonder there is a saying that Wei Jie was killed by being watched. How could he be killed by being watched? He was clearly killed by being hit by fruits!"

"It is normal for the master to return the favor since he is so admired by the girls in the capital, but throwing fruits into the carriage is unprecedented!"

Gongsun Wu, who was also in a state of disgrace, was wiping the juice off his body with a piece of sackcloth, and he couldn't help but wonder,

"But I don't know who this Wei Jie that the Lord just mentioned is? I have been in the capital for more than ten years, and I have never heard of this person."

Qing Yi realized that he had let the cat out of the bag, and did not explain who Wei Jie was. He just smiled and continued with the previous sentence: "Brother Gongsun, you are joking. Throwing fruit to fill the chariot sounds good, but it almost killed us. I thought we had a life-and-death feud with those girls in the capital."

"Haha, Sergeant, you are wrong!"

Doctor Bao Bu Tong had just watched a lively show in his own motorcade. He was very happy to see Qing Yi in such a mess and said with a smile,
"The officer entered the city today, and the girls threw fruits all over the carriage, which created a beautiful story that will be passed down through the ages. This is a great joyous event. When I was young, I wore fine clothes and rode a horse, calling friends and attracting girls from all over the street to come and court me, but I was still not as unrestrained and passionate as the girls today!"

The handsome middle-aged man picked up a fruit from his side with a smile, sniffed it and took a bite, and couldn't help but smile: "This date is good, it is soaked and sealed with strong liquor, and preserved with great care. A jar costs at least several hundred dollars, so don't waste it!"

"Hmm, these fruits and preserved fruits really taste good!"

Da Niu's voice was also heard from behind Qing Yi. Turning back, he saw that the idiot and Mu Yi were both holding a shield in one hand and picking up food from the carriage with the other, and their words were a little unclear.

Seeing the two foodies looking intoxicated, Qing Yi shook his head speechlessly, and said helplessly to Bao Bu Tong: "Doctor, please stop teasing me at this time, let's speed up!"

"Hey, how can you run away from such a golden opportunity? You will disappoint the true feelings of many young girls. You will regret it later!"

Bao Bu Tong's face was full of mischievous smiles at this time. Then he tapped the shaft of the cart in front of him with his hand and sang loudly and rhythmically in his gentle baritone voice:
"If you throw me a papaya, I will give you a jade pendant in return. It is not a reward, but a token of our everlasting friendship!

Vote me to the wooden peach, and repay it to Qiong Yao.Bandit newspapers are also good forever!

"If you give me a wooden plum, I will repay you with a jade. It is not a reward, but a token of our everlasting friendship!"

Born into a Shaoqing family and also a vassal of the Shangdaifu rank, Bao Bu Tong had been taught the Six Rites, Seven Teachings, and Eight Politics since childhood, so he certainly had no lack of artistic accomplishments, and his voice made people feel favorable just by hearing it.

But Qing Yi gave another bitter smile. When the young ladies who were watching saw that even this senior official and vassal were encouraging them in this way, their originally unrestrained temperament became even more out of control.

They actually called their friends to block the way for the convoy. Even dozens of carts full of corpses and heads of wild people could not scare them at all.

"Lonely Hill B——" "Lonely Hill B——"

"Gongsun Wu——"

The shouts of hundreds of girls made Qing Yi's head swell. He didn't expect that girls could be so scary when they went crazy. If he had a choice, he would rather face an army of tens of thousands of ghost witches.

Daniu didn't feel the pressure at all. He chewed the fruit in the cart with big mouthfuls, staring with wide eyes and exclaiming: "Oh my, women are so scary. No wonder Gongsun Jiazai didn't dare to get along with those crazy girls when he was buried in Guqiu. I didn't expect that it would be the master's turn now."

"It's really a changing world!"

Qing Yi glared at Da Niu fiercely, and seeing that the fool looked confused, he was too lazy to say anything more. If he wanted to enter the city, he had to deal with these crazy girls first.

Before he could say anything, another bold girl in red came with a bright red peach in her hands, standing several feet in front of the car, looking at Qing Yi lovingly and singing loudly:
"When the peach blooms, its flowers are shining brightly. When the son returns, it will be suitable for his family."

There is a truth about peaches.When the son returns home, it is suitable for his family.

The peach is young, its leaves are pure. When the son returns home, it will be a good time for his family. "

This poem uses peaches to symbolize girls. The bright red peaches are so gorgeous and lovely. They are very suitable to be taken home when you return. This is also a poem often used by junior high school girls to express their love.

Qing Yi knew that he could not delay any longer, so he first changed into a new sergeant's black robe and crown, cleaned his entire body, and restored his image as a handsome young man. Then he signaled Dongmen Hu, Dongmen Bao and the other three to move their shields aside.

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(End of this chapter)