Longevity from Liao Zhai

Chapter 47 Doggerel

Fan Shiyi used a pill to seduce Xiaobai.

Zhou Ping sniffed. This pill made him instantly alert and refreshed.

People like it, let alone cats.

Xiaobai poked his head out from Zhou Ping's arms and sniffed hard.

"Zhou Ping, you also said that she is free. If she takes the initiative to find me, you can't stop her."

Fan Shiyi said.

Zhou Ping didn't say anything.

Xiaobai doesn’t like to get close to people, except Zhou Ping and Liu Ruyan.

Even if it's He Yunqing, Xiaobai doesn't like him.

But looking at Xiaobai's expression, he really wants Fan Shiyi's elixir.

"Come on, little guy, let me rub it, and this pill will be yours."

Fan Shiyi did not tell Zhou Ping that it was Xiaobai who scared away the rat demon, nor did he tell Zhou Ping that Xiaobai could transform.

Fan Shiyi thought Zhou Ping knew that Xiaobai could transform into human form.

Xiaobai transferred the pill to Fan Shiyi's hand and swallowed it in one gulp.

Fan Shiyi took the opportunity to jerk off twice, then put Xiaobai in front of his face and took a few good breaths.

Xiaobai struggled for a few times and escaped from Fan Shiyi's hands.

Fan Shiyi had an intoxicated look on his face. In this dim environment, his face, which was attractive to both men and women, looked extremely attractive.

Zhou Ping was stunned for a moment, then suddenly felt that he was a pervert and quickly looked away.

"This Fan Shiyi is really crazy. He can't live without a woman by his side."

The grain transport convoy was at the front.

"What's wrong with Zhou Ping? He won't even give me a cat!"

"That's right. Zhou Ping is so bold that he dares to offend us."

"Damn it! How dare a nobody like him be so arrogant!"

"He just wanted to fight with Captain Leng."

Several yamen runners said angrily.

Captain Leng had a sullen look on his face.

Zhou Ping alone was nothing, but the ghost bride made the yamen runners afraid to do anything to Zhou Ping.

The ghost bride has reached the eighth level of cultivation.

Moreover, ghosts appear and disappear without a trace, making them extremely difficult to deal with.

It was like Zhou Ping had a talisman.

Nowadays, it’s not enough to just hang out in the white world, you also need someone to protect you in the black world.

Of course, the ghost path is more useful if there are ghosts protecting it.

"Cold head, I have an idea."

A bailiff said.

"explain."

Captain Leng frowned.

"We are at the front of the team, and the escort agency is at the back of the team, which is a bit disadvantageous."

"If the rats attack us, we will be at a disadvantage."

"Master Fan is at the back of the team. Whoever is with Master Fan will suffer less damage."

The bailiff said.

"Yes, Lengtou, the cat that Master Fan painted is very powerful, and it even scared away the rat demon."

"If we follow Master Fan, we will definitely suffer less damage."

"Yes, Lengtou, several of our brothers have died just now, but no one from the escort agency died."

"The people from the escort agency were lucky enough to be with Master Fan, so they didn't die."

The yamen runners were talking about it. They were jealous that Fan Shiyi followed the escort agency instead of themselves.

This caused the yamen runners to suffer heavy losses.

Captain Leng seemed to be thinking about something.

"You mean we should take the rear and let them go in front."

The cold captain said.

At the beginning, the yamen runners thought that the back of the grain transport convoy was the most dangerous, so the rear of the convoy was handed over to the escort agency.

The mission of the escort agency is to protect the escort.

If there is a lot of money involved in this mission, it is understandable that the escort agency's people would go to the most dangerous place.

However, in the face of the national crisis, the escort agency does not make any money on this mission and is purely doing it out of conscience.

The yamen runners were regular staff.

The people in the escort agency are equivalent to volunteers.

However, the yamen runners still arranged volunteers in the most dangerous places.

Now, the yamen runners feel that it is dangerous to be in the front, so they want to send the people from the escort agency to the front.

"Yes, Coldhead, put them in front!"

"Yes, Master Fan likes to be at the back of the team, so we can be with him then."

The bailiffs said.

Captain Leng pondered for a moment and nodded.

The grain convoy stopped.

The yamen runners arranged for the people from the escort agency to walk in front.

Naturally, the people from the escort agency were unwilling to do so.

But since the yamen runners were so powerful, the people from the escort agency had no choice but to walk in front of the team.

When the yamen runners came to the back of the team, they began to try to please Fan Shiyi.

Captain Leng is the person most qualified to talk to Fan Shiyi.

"Fan"

Captain Leng was about to speak when Fan Shiyi rode his horse forward.

"Zhou Ping, what did you mean by that doggerel just now?"

Fan Shiyi followed Zhou Ping to the front of the grain transport convoy.

Before the rat demon attacked, Zhou Ping wrote a doggerel. Although Fan Shiyi thought the poem was interesting, it didn't mean much.

However, judging from Zhou Ping's meaning, this poem has another mystery.

Fan Shiyi thought hard but to no avail.

"The dark plum blossoms are faintly heard, the roots are low and the branches are injured. Ask who is wet in the fog, the stone answers the spring green."

Fan Shiyi sang leisurely.

"Your doggerel is quite interesting. I think it's better than Quiet Night Thoughts."

"Quiet Night Thoughts" is too colloquial. Your poem now seems to have a bit of culture."

"Yes, but not much."

Fan Shiyi is also a very honest person and doesn't know how to save face for others.

But Zhou Ping didn't care, and he didn't consider himself a cultured person.

"Master Fan, you are obsessed. Please read faster."

Zhou Ping smiled and said calmly.

Fan Shiyi frowned, but recited the poem more happily.

"The dark plum blossoms are faintly heard, the roots are low and the branches are injured. Ask who is wet in the fog, the stone answers the spring green."

"The dark plum blossoms are faintly heard, the roots are low and the branches are injured. Ask who is wet in the fog, the stone answers the spring green."

"I have no education, my IQ is very low, if I ask who it is, I'm a big ass."

The corners of Fan Shiyi's mouth twitched slightly. She finally understood the poem.

"This guy is quite interesting."

Fan Shiyi finally began to take Zhou Ping seriously.

At the beginning, Fan Shiyi thought that Zhou Ping's writing of Quiet Night Thoughts was purely accidental.

What's more, Fan Shiyi also looked down on "Quiet Night Thoughts". She thought this poem was just doggerel!

It's not a very good skill to write such a poem.

But after spending a few days together, Fan Shiyi felt that Zhou Ping was very "cultured".

This culture does not refer to writing poetry, but Zhou Ping's insights.

Whether it was astronomy, geography, or classics, history, and literature, Zhou Ping could always talk to Fan Shiyi.

Just like the rise and fall of dynasties.

Fan Shiyi's point of view is the problem of corruption at the end of the dynasty.

However, Zhou Ping was able to point out that "land concentration" was the root cause of the dynasty's decline.

This really surprised Fan Shiyi.

Fan Shiyi didn't expect that Zhou Ping had such a brilliant view of history.

Of course, in his previous life, Zhou Ping liked to watch Tik Tok when he had nothing to do.

Zhou Ping had read some of the miscellaneous knowledge above.

This knowledge is based on the history of countless dynasties and is naturally extremely sophisticated.

For a moment, Fan Shiyi became interested in Zhou Ping, and the two chatted happily about everything.

Zhou Ping also learned a lot from Fan Shiyi and broadened his horizons.

The yamen runners were filled with hatred. They saw Fan Shiyi talking and laughing with Zhou Ping and just thought that Fan Shiyi was trying to please Zhou Ping and wanted Zhou Ping's little white cat.

The escorts looked at Zhou Ping differently, implicitly regarding him as the leader of this trip.

The escorts all thought that Zhou Ping was weak, but Zhou Ping had a ghost bride.

In this dark tunnel, the ghost bride is invincible.

The Ghost Bride can kill everyone present alone.

Zhou Ping can be said to be like a fish in water in this tunnel.

The two tenth-rank escorts of the escort agency also respected Zhou Ping. Everyone in the escort agency knew that there was a coward. After this coward almost died while escorting, he dared not take long-distance missions and always took short-distance missions.

Although the escorts laughed, they also understood.

Nowadays, no one mentions Zhou Ping’s reputation as a coward anymore.

When people think of Zhou Ping, the first thing that comes to mind is "Ghost Rider".

In the dark tunnel.

There is a small opening leading to the tunnel.

A few mice were running around in the small hole.

The small hole is connected to a large hole.

There were several corpses in this big hole.

These corpses belong to the dead yamen runners.

The grain convoys had hastily buried the bodies, which were then dug out by the rats.

A huge rat was moving back and forth over the corpses.

It was not eating the corpse, but moving around in the corpse's belly.

There was an extra hole on the corpse's belly.

After a long time.

The rat demon let out a sharp roar.

Groups of rats huddled together around the four corpses.

Suddenly, the pile of rats exploded and turned into four balls of blood mist.

The rat demon jumped and danced towards the four balls of blood mist.

Suddenly, four balls of blood mist were absorbed by the four corpses.

Then, the stomachs of the four corpses began to grow.

Then, the corpse's stomach exploded and five rats the size of wolfhounds crawled out.

As soon as these mice appeared, they rushed to eat up the four corpses.

"Oh my, I didn't expect that I would give birth to twins."

The rat demon screamed with excitement.

After the five mice finished eating the corpse, they began to catch the little mice around them and eat them.

"Mom, I'm hungry."

"Mom, I'm hungry too."

Some mice can actually speak.

This is a child born by the rat demon using a secret technique, and he is born with a tenth-grade cultivation level.

Ever since being scared away by Xiaobai, the rat demon has been secretly observing the convoy.

The rat demon was scared away by Xiaobai at that time, but felt something was wrong afterwards.

The demonic aura on Xiaobai is not strong, and if Xiaobai is really a seventh-grade demon, why doesn't he catch himself?

The rat demon was very confused, so he secretly observed the convoy.

After two days, the rat demon saw something was wrong.

Xiaobai is not a seventh-grade demon!
“That day, I was frightened.”

"This little white cat must have had some good fortune, so it turned into a human form."

"Ninth rank, tenth rank, or fourth rank of Confucianism are nothing in my eyes."

"Hey, a cat that can transform into a human form!"

"Wait until I catch you, I'll play with you first and then kill you. Hehe, cat demon, I haven't played with you before. I wonder if you can give birth to some good cubs for me."

The rat demon gently stroked the heads of several mice.

"Good boy, good boy, mother, I am a good boy too."

The mice lay on the rat demon and licked its fur.

"The next battle will be at the dark river. You guys will tie up a few human masters, and the other mice will be responsible for dragging the food into the dark river."

The rat demon teamed up with the magistrate of Qinghe County to sell out the grain from the government warehouse.

In the sacks in the government warehouse, the ratio of grain to stones was 3:7.

I originally wanted to set a fire to destroy the evidence.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqing happened to be there and used magic to put out the fire.

In order to destroy the evidence, the rat demon followed the grain transport convoy into the tunnel.

The rat demon wants to destroy the real and fake grain on the grain transport convoy before it leaves the tunnel.

At the beginning, the rat demon would kill people first and then take away food.

However, Fan Shiyi's existence made the rat demon realize that killing all the people would be a bit difficult, so its goal became to move all the food away.

The rat demon has already found a place to strike.

There is an underground river in the tunnel not far away.

Zhou Ping squinted his eyes and looked at the invisible panel in front of him.

The lifespan of the panel is still a few months.

The telepathic connection and the distance between us are both zero.

Zhou Ping was looking at the right side of the split-screen panel.

On the right is a topographic map of the entire tunnel.

This is the function of the dart panel, which can navigate and display the route.

Through this route, Zhou Ping can clearly know where the tunnel widens, where it narrows, and where it turns.

Zhou Ping even knew where there was a small hole on the ground.

"This mountain is really amazing. There is a hidden river in the mountain."

Zhou Ping could sense from the map that there was an underground river not far ahead of the grain transport convoy.

This underground river is on the lower left side of the tunnel.

The underground river is very wide, much wider than the tunnel.

In several places, several wider holes connect the underground river and the tunnel.

You can get water from these places.

The atmosphere in the grain transport convoy became relaxed.

Two days have passed since the rat demon attacked the grain convoy.

In the past two days, apart from encountering some snakes, insects, rats and ants, nothing major happened.

So the yamen runners and bodyguards also relaxed.

The tunnel from Qinghe County to Qingyuan County takes a total of five days.

This is already the third day, and we will be able to leave the tunnel in just two days.

Fan Shiyi is playing with the cat.

Xiaobai doesn't like Fan Shiyi, but Fan Shiyi has a way to make it like him.

At the beginning, Fan Shiyi tempted Xiaobai with elixirs.

Later, Fan Shiyi drew some cats for Xiaobai to play with.

Now, Xiaobai is much less hostile towards Fan Shiyi.

As long as you give me some pills, I can still do it after a few strokes.

Xiaobai is playing with some fake cats.

And on the grain transport convoy, there were cats.

These cats were all painted by Fan Shiyi.

According to Fan Shiyi, these cats need to inject themselves with spiritual energy.

Once the aura disappears, the cat disappears too.

There is a stone on Zhou Ping's fingertips.

The stone kept spinning around Zhou Ping's fingers.

This is Zhou Ping practicing the art of controlling objects.

For two days, Zhou Ping kept practicing the art of controlling objects.

At this time, if your strength can be increased a little, it may very likely affect the final life or death.

In the darkness, Zhou Ping relied on his perception to practice the art of controlling objects and had already reached a very proficient level.

It is still possible to control a small mouse remotely.

The grain transport convoy slowly approached the place where it connected to the underground river.

This place is about two miles away.

The grain transport convoy was only about a mile long.

“This water is so sweet.”

A yamen runner walked through a stone cave that was more than ten feet thick and fetched some water from the underground river.

Several other yamen runners were also eager to try the water in the underground river.

"what!"

Suddenly, there was a scream.

The first person who went to fetch water from the underground river suddenly fell into the river and struggled hard.

"Cold head, save me."

Captain Leng jumped up and fished the bailiff who had fallen into the river.

However, the next moment.

Captain Leng's scalp tingled.

On both sides of the underground river, dense swarms of rats were drilling out of the caves.

There were five mice, some of them were half a person's height.

The five mice stared at Captain Leng like hungry wolves, making his scalp tingle.

"Enemy attack, the rat demon is coming."

Captain Leng immediately issued a warning.

At this time, some rats had already rushed through the large hole between the tunnel and the underground river and arrived at the grain transport convoy.

(End of this chapter)