My Immortal Brother-in-law

Chapter 106: Pee on Hand

Facing Zhulong's smile, Zhong Su nodded and sat on the infinitely high chair beside him.

After taking his seat, Zhong Su took off the tiger jiao and Xiaolongnu that were hung on his ears in a panic and put them in his hands, while speaking to Zhulong.

"Then I want to know what Kong Xuan said about me.

Fellow Daoist, tell me the truth, my elder brother didn't tell you a joke about me, did he? "

"Haha, of course I did."

Facing Zhong Su's question, Zhu Long laughed, then turned his body around to make himself more comfortable towards Zhong Su.

After adjusting his body, Zhulong leaned over, gently stuck out his snake tongue, and continued speaking.

"What good words can a peacock say? You should know better than me how lively your elder brother is.

But don't worry, he only talked about how young you were, how fun you were, and how you liked the human race. He didn't tell you more about how you almost took the initiative to step into the calamity for the human race, let alone the embarrassing time when you chased him and called him daddy. "

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Zhong Su was immediately made a little helpless by Zhu Long's words. He couldn't help rubbing his eyes, then looked up and smiled bitterly.

"Fellow Daoist Zhulong, there is something wrong with the way you use this word, right?
It turns out that when you say "I just told you" you actually mean that my elder brother has told you everything."

"Is there a problem?"

Hearing what Zhong Su said, Zhu Long was slightly stunned, then pursed his lips with amusement.

"So this word is not used like this. If I have the chance to meet Cangjie in Luotian next time, I will learn from him."

Having said that, Zhulong suddenly thought of something, so he leaned over and glanced towards the east side of Zhongshan.

After a glance, Zhulong turned back and continued to speak to Zhong Su with a smile.

"Fellow Daoist, you came here mainly to visit the Taoist temple, right? This is indeed a bit of a problem.

After all, I have taken the Zhongshan area far away from the Great Wilderness. Daoist friends must achieve the Five Qis Converging to Origin and become Luo Tian before they can safely bring the Taoist temple here.

Of course, I know you will be fine, so I have been lying to the west of Zhongshan Mountain, and you can live to the east of Zhongshan Mountain in the future.

I don't exercise often on weekdays, but fellow Taoists, there is no need to worry about my disciples and children disturbing someone's family.

After all, although I don’t move much, I am mostly awake. Fellow Daoist, when you see light coming from this area, it means I have slept enough and opened my eyes.

I haven't chatted with anyone for many years. Many of the things I am saying now were taught to me by Peacock. My words may sound a bit disorganized, but you have to grasp the spirit of the matter, fellow Taoist.

Apart from sleeping and waking up, I would occasionally move my body and rub my scales. At that time, I would mostly coil my body on Zhongshan and rub it. My fellow Taoist would have to remind his disciples not to panic.

By the way, because I often climb mountains to grind my scales, my fellow Taoist’s temple must be located on the top of a mountain east of Zhongshan Mountain, which is where my head is resting, to avoid being accidentally rubbed by me if it is placed on the mountainside.

No, it’s not the place where I put my head, but the place above the cliff on the east side opposite to that place. It’s also the top of Zhongshan Mountain. It’s a good place to build a Taoist temple.

However, after all, that place is not far from my head, so I often accidentally see the temple, which makes many people unwilling to live with me, but I didn’t do it on purpose.

It’s okay to change the size, but I really don’t like it. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have to deliberately build my home in the crack, just for…”

"Cough cough!"

Zhong Su couldn't help it and interrupted Zhu Long's words with two light coughs.

If he had felt some respect for Zhulong because of the vastness of his body some time ago, now he already understood what kind of person Zhulong was.

In short, it is quite unique.

After being interrupted by Zhong Su, Zhu Long also understood what Zhong Su meant, so he fell silent.

But after a short silence, Zhu Long continued to speak naturally. Before he spoke, he gave Zhong Su a look, as if to say:

You see, I have already cooperated by being silent!

After giving this look, Zhulong's mood seemed to improve a lot, and he continued to speak with a beaming look on his face.

"Don't you also like your original size? Not only you, aren't people in the world actually most accustomed to their original size?

When the Queen Mother of the West came to me and said she wanted to build a villa, I was quite happy. It took me several days just to welcome her. I talked so much that I was so tired that my tongue was dry.

But after just a few days, she urged me every day to become smaller and smaller, saying some nonsense like she didn't even dare to bathe in the spring with my head lying there.

Why doesn't she look at her appearance? She has nothing in common with a footless dragon like me. What's more, I am a mother. Although my son and wife are still in the calamity of Luotian, I have a family. How could I peek at her bathing?

It has a coat of golden hair that really looks like a golden retriever, but its hair is not even neat. What's so interesting about it? It's not as interesting as the little dragon in your hand. I really don't know what she was thinking.

In short, fellow Taoist Shanjun, please do not force me to change my body shape like the Queen Mother of the West did.

If you are not as interesting as Kong Xuan said, and you are like ordinary people who do not want a giant snake with a human face to climb next to the Taoist temple, then you should leave early, Zhongshan is not suitable for you.

This is my personality, and I only like the way I am now. Even if the Three Pure Ones come, I will still be like this.

If you have the ability to do it, I can just go and rescue them, and the saints can just mend their clothes. No matter what, I will tear off two pieces of cloth from them.

Hey, fellow Taoist, why are you not talking? Are you thinking about what someone said?

In fact, you don't have to think about it. Peacock once gave me an idea. If you don't like to see me, then plant a big tree behind your cave to block my face.

Jianmu is the most suitable, or Wutong and Fusang are also acceptable.

Never plant peach trees. The trees don't grow taller but only increase in number. They will also give birth to monkeys. Just thinking about it makes me itchy all over.

It's not that I hate monkeys, I just don't like those creatures that are too energetic. Fellow Taoists, please don't bring any monkeys home in the future. If you must bring a monkey, you must control it clearly.

There are still some mountain goblins and wild monsters in Zhongshan, but they are all of good natured type.

Of course, they may only be good-tempered in front of me. In short, fellow Taoists, you can observe for yourself in the future. If you meet someone with a bad temper, just beat him or kill him. I have nothing to do with them.

In addition, there is the same question. Fellow Daoist has not yet achieved Luo Tian.

But I just thought about it, and this is not a problem actually. I saw that fellow Taoist easily broke my magic and walked out of the wilderness, so I don’t have to open and close the door for fellow Taoist for ten days.

In this way, fellow Taoists are actually really easy to deal with. Moreover, after I said so much, fellow Taoists just listened and had a very good temper. I like people who are good at listening the most.

Since you and I agree, I have to help you set up your cave. Wait for me to take a look. I have another courtyard in Luotian, so I can use it to make a side hall for you. "

Having said that, without waiting for Zhong Su to respond, Zhulong's huge body suddenly bounced into the void and disappeared.

After Zhulong disappeared, Zhong Su swallowed hard, and then couldn't help but look at Hu Jiao and Ao Tingxin in his hands.

Looking at his master's huge eyes, Ao Tingxin tried hard to make himself as big as possible. He was already more than two hundred miles long, but he still floated in Zhong Su's palm like a piece of cut nail.

Seeing this, Ao Tingxin took a breath in frustration, then raised his head and yelled at Zhong Suli.

"master!!!

This senior Zhulong!!!

he! ! !
So many words!!!"

"Ok?"

As soon as Ao Tingxin finished speaking, a snake suddenly emerged from the void, and the huge human head attached to it glanced at Ao Tingxin.

After a glance, Zhulong curled his lips, rolled his eyes and said.

“You little dragon, you’re really going too far, I can hear you.

But for the sake of fellow Taoist and Peacock, I forgive you.

Next time you say something bad about me, remember to say it to my face. Only when you say it to my face is it considered advice. Saying bad things about people behind their backs is considered gossip.

You are such a young little dragon, you don’t want to be regarded as a chattering dragon by all the gods in the wilderness, right?
Wait, what's wrong with you? Don't play dead. Hey, why did you faint so suddenly? "

At this point, Zhulong raised his head innocently and gave Zhong Sulu an awkward smile.

As for Zhong Su, he swallowed hard again, then raised his hand and gently rubbed Ao Tingxin's dragon body, waking up the little dragon girl.

On the side, Xiao Longnu looked at Zhu Long's big head, Hu Jiao knelt on the ground with her front legs, her hind legs shrank, and her tail was tightly clamped.

Zhulong, who was feeling embarrassed for having scared Ao Tingxin unconscious just now, forgot about Xiaolongnu when he saw Hu Jiao and smiled at Zhong Su instead.

“Haha, fellow Daoist, you little tiger are also afraid of me.

If you don't say a word to her, Xiaohu will probably pee on your hand."

(End of this chapter)