My Immortal Brother-in-law

Chapter 130 Jehovah and Cthulhu

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Nuwa flicked her tail and threw it to the ground.

Then, Nuwa bowed to Zhong Su again.

"Shan Jun, why don't you tell me how you feel about this trip.

Today, Fang Luotian and his group, I have been sleeping in the sea, and I really don’t know what happened on the earth.

What have you gained, fellow Taoists? "

After she finished speaking, Nuwa looked at everyone with a smile.

Facing Nuwa's gaze, Zhong Su took a deep breath and then smiled bitterly.

"This line of work has been quite rewarding, and I have really experienced the feeling of showing off in front of others.

In general, after ascending to godhood once, he earned nine taels and six cents of incense from the world, and studied technology for more than two hundred years, successfully mastering many technology trees from the Stone Age to the Interstellar Age.

By the way, I have played games for 180 years and have established good relationships with all of you Daoists. Now I see that you have no grudges against me. I just want to curse everyone's mothers like Daoist Minghe did!"

Having said that, Zhong Su patted the table in amusement, then picked up the wine glass, took a large glass of draft beer from the void, and poured it into his mouth.

As soon as Zhong Su finished speaking, Minghe could not help it. He took out the two swords, Abi and Yuantu, and then started to sharpen the swords in front of Randeng with a sinister look.

As he grinded, he took a breath and continued.

“Unlike Shanjun, my trip to Luotian is truly amazing.

I have been the world boss for more than 800 years and have mastered tens of thousands of shortcuts to kill humans on a large scale. Even if I return to the wilderness, there will still be billions of voices in my ears cursing me.

In addition to this, I also lost more than 470 million clones of the Blood God. However, after I contacted the mountain king, he took care of me and I got two taels and five cents of incense to make up for the loss.

This two taels and five cents worth of moral incense is held in the hands of an immoral old man like me. Should I feel honored? Damn it!

You old bitch, how can you be called a hero if you do things behind others' backs? Two taels and five cents of incense money is not enough for me to make 20 million Blood God Sons. You have lost a lot of money, and you are almost losing your pants!
You old bastard, hand over your incense to me!"

"Haha, easy to talk about."

In response to Minghe's curse, Randeng laughed and nodded, then raised his hand and knocked on the table in front of him.

“I gained a lot from this trip. Not only did I elevate the world, but I also added a low-level branch of the Divine Fist Dao to the Dao, and collected 28 taels and 8 cents of incense.

As for the incense, half will be given to the Styx, and the remaining half will be given to the tiger.

Minghe's hard work and contribution in this trip are necessary for me to ascend to the world. Shanjun has also spent time and energy to promote the path I created, which is really great!

Overall, this trip was quite fun. Not only did I successfully scare the tiger, I also played a trick on fellow Daoist Minghe, haha."

After he finished speaking, Randeng smiled and took out the incense he had collected, divided it into pieces, and handed them to Zhong Su and Minghe respectively.

After accepting the incense from Ran Deng, Minghe didn't say anything else. After all, they were old friends.

If the time spent in various Luotianli is included, they have played together for more than tens of millions of Yuanhui.

As long as you don't try to kill the other party, the matter of the Blood God Son is not a big deal.

After Randeng's introduction, everyone looked towards the Yao Chi behind Zhong Su.

Facing everyone's gaze, Yao Chi was slightly stunned, then raised her hand and pinched Zhong Su's collar.

After grabbing Zhong Su's clothes, Yao Chi smiled and felt relieved. She finally spoke with difficulty.

"I'm...fine. I've been traveling...for hundreds of years!"

"Yes, I understand. I feel relieved to see you having fun. What about the other fellow Taoists?"

Nuwa passed by the fruitless Yao Chi and then looked at the remaining three people.

Facing Nuwa's gaze, Tongtian and the other two not only did not feel ashamed, but they even raised their heads with pride.

Zi Yuanjun stretched out his hand first and recited excitedly.

"I was lucky in this Luotian world and was reincarnated as a man once. So I seized the opportunity and changed 1,422 girlfriends in total and gave birth to 646 children. I was so happy that I couldn't be happier.

Whenever this happens, I always envy you male immortals, because everything you do is so simple, so..."

"Cough cough!"

Nuwa quickly raised her snake's tail to stop Zi Yuanjun from saying the vicious words that were about to come out of his mouth.

Next to Zi Yuanjun, Tongtian put his hands behind his head, leaned back in his chair, crossed his legs, and spoke excitedly.

"I am not as vulgar as Zi Yuanjun, so I have been deeply studying hacker technology for eight years, improving my personal technical level and faithfully fulfilling my duties, which is to build up the confidence to overturn the table when necessary.

The tiger may not know that when he was promoting the boxing skills of fellow Taoist Ran Deng, I had already grasped the lifeline of the global economy and could destroy all the network and economic systems in Luotian at any time.

Under this premise, I held the sword for eighty years without firing it, until the tiger completely ascended to godhood.

After the mountain king ascended to godhood, I developed a total of 3 large-scale A games and cultivated a total of big-name artists, which greatly promoted the development of Luotian's entertainment industry.

In this regard, haha, I am at least more useful than Fellow Taoist Zhenyuan!
Right, Fellow Daoist Zhenyuan?"

Tongtian looked at Zhen Yuanzi with amusement, and Zhen Yuanzi nodded with a wry smile.

"Indeed."

He said helplessly.

“Among this group, I was the last to wake up. By the time I woke up, the situation in the human world had already been determined.

So I traveled around for twenty-four years, begged on the streets for four years, and later I met up with fellow Taoists Tongtian and Ziyuan, and we agreed to go to the third row for thirty-two years. Finally, I was angered to death by a mountain monster.

By the way, Fellow Daoist Nuwa, you have been sleeping for more than 1,800 years, right? At least in my opinion, I am still better than Fellow Daoist Nuwa, haha!"

"You are holding back your words!"

Nuwa interrupted Zhen Yuanzi with a smile, then picked up the wine glass beside her and raised it to everyone.

"This cup is for the Luotian World that has allowed us all to take a good rest!

If I see a similar world again in the future, it will be the shadow of Luo Tianna hidden in the heaven and earth.

Then you all need to join me in giving some benefits to this kind of Luotian world!"

“That’s self-explanatory.”

Tongtian nodded simply.

“I will never kill people indiscriminately in any world that has not been seriously affected by the thoughts of gods and demons, let alone a small world like Zhixing where there is no mythological projection but most of the people are of the wild species.

It's a pity that the normal course of this world was affected by Ran Deng. Otherwise, this world should be purer. But now, it's so weird, so weird!"

Having said that, Tongtian raised his hand and hugged Zhong Su, and said to Zhong Su with a smile.

"Shanjun, were you really nervous before this trip?"

"Of course I'm nervous."

Zhong Su nodded and did not deny the fact that he was indeed deceived by his seven bad friends.

Seeing Zhong Su's answer, Tongtian looked at the others, and then everyone laughed, except Yaochi.

After everyone finished laughing, Zhen Yuanzi raised his glass to Zhong Su and continued with a smile.

"In fact, Luotian worlds like this one are the most common situations we encounter when searching for Luotian.

My ancestor Pangu was the strongest among the gods and demons of the last era. Even though the remaining three thousand gods and demons had mixed thoughts, they were instinctively moving closer to the path that Pangu had proven to be the strongest and most reasonable.

As a result, in more than 90% of the worlds we have traveled through, there are humans. This is also one of the reasons why Nuwa created humans in the past.

After all, whether it is Luotian or Dahuang, they all regard the figure of Pangu as a benchmark, so the human race is an indispensable part of Dahuang's future. "

"Indeed."

On the side, Randeng interrupted Zhen Yuan's words and continued to speak to Zhong Su.

"In this kind of Luotian world, there is no trace of the Great Wilderness mythology, so it is like a blank sheet of paper that can be freely drawn. The Divine Fist Dao that I specially created is also a reminder to the mountain king.

That is, even if we want to ascend to gods in Luotian and master Luotian, we don't necessarily have to spread our names and teachings.

Although Fang Luo Tian is gentle, weak and extremely safe now, he may not be safe tomorrow just because he is safe today.

After all, there are always some troublesome gods and demons among the three thousand gods and demons. The thoughts of those gods and demons are like a thorn in the flesh. Once they are discovered, it will be difficult to get rid of them, and even the entire Luotian will be infected.

Jehovah and Cthulhu are the best among them. Once a Luotian world that is inclined towards us is captured by the thoughts of these two gods and demons, it is possible that another war will break out."

After he finished speaking, Randeng took a sip of wine leisurely.

On the side, Nuwa nodded, confirming what Randang said.

Nuwa continued to introduce to Zhong Su in a low voice.

“Jehovah and Cthulhu are indeed troublesome. These two series of gods and demons are extremely resistant to all systems except their own.

Unlike other systems such as the Norse pantheon or the Greek pantheon, these systems of gods and demons still have room for compatibility with us. Their relatively weak power systems also often make them controlled by the great gods and immortals like us.

But there is Jehovah and Cthulhu. If we ever encounter that kind of Luo Tian, ​​I'm afraid we'll have to fight a big battle.

The mountain king has no experience now, but when he lives longer, he will often encounter fellow Taoists or juniors who come to him for help.

It is common for younger generations like me to explore Luotian independently or in teams, but after exploring for a while they find that their own strength is not enough to master Luotian. Of course they have to go home to pray to the gods and then fight again.

For example, in some of the Luotian worlds that I often encounter, the background of the world is often Yang Erlang angrily slaying the World Snake, or Sun Wukong overturning the Statue of Liberty.

This type of world with a complex background is mostly the world where the younger generations invite the most gods, and it is also the world with the most conflicts.

In the future, the mountain king will encounter all kinds of strange Luotian. If he needs help, he can of course come to us to form a team.

I'm waiting for seven people...uh, I'm waiting for six people, excluding Yao Chi.

Before you, Shanjun, returned from your calamity, the six of us were probably the most powerful people in the Great Wilderness who loved exploring Luotian and conquering the outside world.

But this is also because the wilderness is not lively enough now.

After you pass the threshold of the List of Gods, and after kids like Yang Jian, Nezha, and Sun Wukong appear, the wilderness will be truly interesting.

By then, haha, let’s go to Luotianli and have fun with the younger generations!”

Having said that, Nuwa shook her snake tail, slapped the table and stood up.

"Okay, that's all about Luo Tian.

We screwed the tiger this time, so we have to make amends, right?

Originally, I promised fellow Taoist Shanjun that I would take him overseas to pick flowers and catch animals.

What's more, the tiger hasn't built a cave yet, so we might as well take the opportunity to travel overseas and help the tiger collect some rare flowers and plants, mythical beasts and birds to strengthen the tiger's foundation.

Otherwise, when the mountain king opens up the cave temple, there will not be enough wine and food to entertain the fellow Taoists.

Although Shanjun may not be wealthy, as a Luotian immortal, he should have some goodies to reward the younger generation!"

(End of this chapter)