My Immortal Brother-in-law

Chapter 144 The Bald Thief
"Symbols look at quadrants?"

Facing Haotian's question, Zhong Su took a deep breath and then responded softly.

Hearing this, Haotian was shocked, then suddenly delighted, and quickly raised his hand to pull Zhong Suli.

Holding Zhong Suli's wrist, Haotian leaned towards Zhong Suli again and continued to speak to her softly.

"You really are a time traveler. I said I've never heard of a powerful person named Zhong in the ancient world!

Brother, when did you wear it? I wore it in 1932. The Third World War has been going on for five years, but my fellow Jiangxi people are still only paying 388,000 yuan. It's so miserable.

"Brother, where are you from? Are you from Jiangxi?"

After he finished speaking, Haotian looked at Zhong Sulu with great anticipation.

But before Zhong Su could reply, the general serving behind Haotian lowered his body and gently pulled away Haotian's hand that was holding Zhong Su's.

At the same time, over at Yao Chi, because the Fairy of Flowers needed to welcome guests, the one who took personal care of Yao Chi was one of Haotian’s daughters, Princess Longji.

But Longji had no experience in serving Yao Chi. Compared with the General Juanlian who was already familiar with taking care of Haotian, Longji did not dare to take action against Yao Chi.

So, when Princess Longji saw Yao Chi pulling Zhong Sulu's clothes, her face went numb.

So many people are watching, why... aren't you going to carry them on your back?

What should I do? I can't really go and grab the empress, that would be so rude!
But... oh, General Juanlian really pulled your majesty, so powerful!

Seeing Juanlian taking action, Princess Longji gritted her teeth and rushed forward to pull Yao Chi's hand back.

At the same time, Haotian was still speaking cautiously to Zhong Suli.

"Brother, please save me. I thought I was reincarnated as the Jade Emperor. My life is so good!

As a result, I, the Jade Emperor, can do nothing. A general in charge of the curtain has sidelined me. I even have to follow the rules when it comes to eating and sleeping. He doesn’t let me practice cultivation, and he even doesn’t let me talk too much to others!

Now it seems that I have traveled through time too late. Brother, you must have traveled through time to the beginning of chaos, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to sit at the top seat at the Peach Banquet now, right?

I really envy you, can you please save me? You don't have to take me away, just throw Sha Seng into the Quicksand River!
Now I understand why Sha Seng had to suffer so much. He didn't just hit the Glazed Lamp, he even hit me, the Jade Emperor!

When autumn comes and it's September 8th, once I'm in power, I'll definitely throw this thing out like a thousand arrows piercing my heart, ten thousand times a day.

This is really too much. If someone told others that I was the Jade Emperor, they would think I was a criminal!!!"

As he spoke, Haotian turned around and glared at Juanlian fiercely.

Facing the Jade Emperor's hateful eyes, Juanlian shook his head without comment, then patted the Jade Emperor's shoulder heavily.

Seeing Juanlian being so arrogant, Haotian became even angrier. He raised his hand and pointed at Juanlian, cursing at him in a low voice in a timid manner.

"You dare to touch me? I don't know if you dare to touch me again. Now I have found a fellow villager!
When fellow villagers meet, their eyes are filled with tears. Let me see if my brothers will beat you up..."

clap clap!

At the side, before Haotian could finish his words, Zhong Su and Dong Wanggong put their hands on Haotian's shoulders, one on the left and one on the right.

Seeing this, Haotian was shocked and looked at Zhong Suli in disbelief.

"You...you..."

He gritted his teeth and spoke to Zhong Su word by word.

"You two are actually in the same group!"

Having said that, Haotian frowned and raised his hand directly in the direction of the Queen Mother of the West.

"Queen Mother of the West, right? I want to report that there's a time traveler among us!
This Zhong Shanjun is a time traveler. He didn't exist at all during the period of Conferred Gods. What's more, he claimed that he had seen Nuwa. What kind of bragging is that?

He is a time traveler, an evil demon from outer space, you have to deal with him quickly... Wuwuwuwu!!!"

Without waiting for Haotian to finish his words, Dong Wanggong sighed, reached out his hand, and gently stroked Haotian's mouth.

After controlling Haotian's way of speaking, Dong Wanggong looked at the curtain again and scolded him in dissatisfaction.

“Look at the person you chose, you call him simple and honest, and doesn’t like to play around?
If he goes a little further, he will be even more outrageous than the angry young man who cursed the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect at the last Peach Banquet and was loyal to the Jie Sect!"

“It’s my fault, I didn’t expect the chemistry between your majesty and the mountain king.

I will accept the punishment after the banquet, so you don’t need to worry about it.”

Juanlian responded to Dong Wanggong in a neither humble nor arrogant manner, and then stood silently behind Haotian without saying a word. Seeing that Juanlian did not respect him very much, Dong Wanggong smiled slightly and said something to Longji.

"And Princess Longji, you have to keep an eye on Queen Yao Chi too. Look at her hand, she has grabbed the mountain lion again. How are you watching her?"

"Yes, yes, yes...I'm sorry!"

Upon hearing this, Princess Longji quickly pulled Yao Chi's claws back.

While trying hard to control Yao Chi's hands, Long Ji tried to give Yao Chi some candied fruits to keep Yao Chi busy with her mouth.

Beside Zhong Su, Kong Xuan grinned disdainfully and snorted at Duke Dong.

"Tsk tsk, Donghua, you have great authority. If I didn't know, I would have thought this was your Taishan."

"Don't joke around, peacock. Be careful. I'll challenge you to a duel of swords after the banquet and stab you in the beak."

Duke Dong glanced at Kong Xuan and made a teasing remark.

Hearing this, Kong Xuan became unhappy and slapped the table lightly.

"Oh, you still dare to confront me, Donghua, have you really forgotten the power of my Five Color Divine Light?"

"How could I forget? That's why I challenged you to a duel of swords, not the power of the five-colored divine light.

You are indeed extraordinary, but your sword, haha...

Do you know swordsmanship?

I can kill you with swordsmanship."

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Kong Xuan was provoked by Donghua, and the bird feathers on his head could hardly stay down.

Fortunately, Zhong Su quickly stopped him and then spoke to everyone.

“Emperor Donghua and Queen Mother Xi are really hard-working, and they also have to look after fellow Taoists Haotian and Yaochi.

But speaking of which, which other Taoist friends have not arrived yet? Why don't you two tell me about them?"

As soon as this question was asked, the topic of the table was successfully diverted. Facing Zhong Su's question, Queen Mother of the West nodded majestically, then held Yao Chi's restless little hand and said to Zhong Su.

“If I’m not mistaken, two saints from the Western Church will arrive later.

In addition, there were also Lishan Laomu and Zhen Yuanzi waiting at another table, both of whom were familiar to Shanjun.

Taoist friend Ran Deng originally wanted to come over, but since the Chan sect had a falling out with Haotian last time, it was not convenient for him to come this time.

If the orthodox teaching is like this, then the saints of the three religions will not come.

If Qingluan doesn't come, then Taoist Nuwa might be able to come.

But now that Qingluan has arrived, Nuwa will probably go to the next place on her own. After all, her mounts have come to eat, and she has no one suitable to pull the carriage."

"and many more!"

Hearing what the Queen Mother of the West said, Kong Xuan couldn't help but frown.

"What did you say? Those two thieves from the Western Church are coming here too?

What are they doing here? Are they going to beg for alms in a newly founded force like Heaven that has nothing?
If I had known those two old ghosts would come, I would never have come. This time, Ah Su really led me into a trap!"

Having said this, Kong Xuan grabbed Zhong Su's arm, his face turned grim, and then he said to Zhong Su.

"If it weren't for accompanying Ah Su to the banquet, I wouldn't have come here to make myself uncomfortable!

In that case, A Su will have to join me in scolding those two baldy thieves!
When my family was facing the calamity, and later during the Lich Age, we were a bunch of men fighting each other in the front, but those two useless bald thieves were just cleaning up the battlefield, stealing everything into their poor little corner.

Many of my relatives and friends were captured by those two bald villains and taken back to the Western Church. They brainwashed and transformed them from the little whirlwind of Wutong into bald arhats!
If you ask me, you in Heaven are also worrying. Anyone can see that those two Western religions are not interested in Xuanmen. Sooner or later, they will separate from the three religions.

You are still thinking about hugging those two thighs. What are you thinking? Can you hug them? You will definitely hug the wrong place, or you will hug the bald head!
What will you in Heaven do then? Will you eat the food of the three religions and raise thief bald pigs?

Isn't this just betraying your own people? "

(End of this chapter)