My Immortal Brother-in-law

Chapter 158: Make a Covenant, Rescue Kong Xuan

"Fuck, it's broken!"

Seeing the colorful clothes, Kong Xuan finally remembered something, so he looked at Nuwa in horror.

"You moved your family here, and this stinky sister followed you here too, now you're in trouble!

Fortunately, I still have to work in the human world on weekdays, otherwise how can I stay in this house!

Madam, can't you take care of your virgin girl? Look at her silly face, does she look like a younger sister at all? "

"Don't talk about my sister Caiyi like that, Kong Xuan, you are really going too far!"

As soon as Kong Xuan finished speaking, Dapeng rushed over, pointed at his nose and cursed.

"How can you still be a brother? You beat your own sister in front of so many people. You deserve to die!"

"Don't talk about my brother like that, Dapeng, you are really going too far!"

Before Dapeng could finish his words, Caiyi jumped up and kicked Dapeng away.

"Just you, what right do you have to say that about my brother? That wasn't a beating, it was my brother's love for me!"

While kicking Dapeng away, Caiyi looked at Kong Xuan with longing, which made Kong Xuan's three corpse gods almost jump out.

In particular, Caiyi was not even the most annoying thing. The most annoying thing was Dapeng who was kicked away.

"Ah this!"

He was seen flying backwards while touching the place where Caiyi had kicked him.

"So this kick is also my sister's love for me!"

After comforting himself in this way, Dapeng lay contentedly outside the hall, carefully stroking the place where he was kicked, and his expression gradually became distorted.

Inside the hall, seeing Caiyi's face also gradually becoming abnormal, Kong Xuan quickly took two steps, picked up Caiyi and threw her out.

"Brother, your hands are so strong!"

"You smell really bad, stop it now!"

Kong Xuan clapped his hands unhappily, then turned around awkwardly and said to Zhong Su.

"A Su, please forgive me for making fun of you. None of my brothers and sisters have any brains.

Fortunately, I have you, otherwise I would have thought that I would have to deal with love-brain for the rest of my life, which is so fucking terrible. "

"Ha ha!"

Zhong Su was immediately amused by Kong Xuan, so he toasted Kong Xuan and continued.

"It's okay, it's okay. Just teach him slowly. I'm afraid you didn't have many opportunities to meet in the past. There are many things to talk about and many things to do, so it's more effective to talk about them face to face.

As you get to know each other more in the future, many things will change naturally. Don't worry, brother, just sit back and enjoy your drink.

Later on, I will take your brothers and sisters out to play more often, and I will naturally have the opportunity to teach them well. "

"That's great. I'm counting on you, brother Su!"

After hearing what Zhong Suli said, Kong Xuan nodded and did another one with Zhong Suli.

On the side, seeing Kong Xuan and Zhong Su make an agreement, Nuwa suddenly became excited.

"Fellow Daoist Shanjun!"

Nuwa rushed to speak.

"Since you are going to herd sheep, it doesn't matter if you herd one sheep or two sheep, why don't I give you my beads from now on.

My Zhuzi is destined to go through a lot of hardships. I originally planned to transfer him to the Chan Sect to become a third-generation Taoist. But now, it seems that if he is with you, Shanjun, my Zhuzi can at least become a second-generation Earth Sect. "

After she finished speaking, Nuwa thought about it carefully and immediately felt that this plan was feasible.

So without waiting for Zhong Su's response, Nuwa clapped her hands confidently.

“It’s settled. Our Zhuzi will reserve one spot for your disciple.

Although I don't know how many disciples you will have in the future, my Zhuzi is definitely the best among them. After all, he is a child I trained personally. He will never embarrass the tiger king in his behavior, nor will he cause trouble for the tiger king outside.

Fellow Daoist, you have to believe in my ability to train a boy."

"Is it?"

Listening to Nuwa's words, Zhong Su raised his hand and pointed at Caiyi who was still behaving abnormally outside the hall.

"Fellow Daoist Nuwa, please look at your colorful clothes and repeat what you just said with a clear conscience."

"Hey, why do you have to emphasize having a clear conscience? It's meaningless for you to say that, my friend.

Anyway, my Zhuzi will follow you in the future. When my Zhuzi reincarnates, he must bring some magic weapons with him. You have to make clear arrangements for these, otherwise I will stand up for Zhuzi!"

As she spoke, Nuwa counted with her fingers.

"I calculated that my Zhuzi has at most thirty-five to forty years before she will be ready to be reborn. Shanjun, you still have forty years to prepare treasures for your future beloved apprentice, so keep up the good work!"

If the tiger really has no idea, I will tell him a good idea."

Having said this, Nuwa moved closer to Zhong Suli, and she continued to speak mysteriously while wagging her tail.

“If the mountain king really doesn’t know what to give my pearl, then he can go to Luotian and find a world with my pearl, snatch the treasure of my pearl from the future incarnation of my pearl, and then use incense to exchange it for the Great Wilderness.

Now everything is ready, but the tiger still needs to act quickly.

You must know that the inner core of all the worlds of the outer gods of Luotian will change with the changes of the Great Wilderness.

If my pearl has already worshipped the tiger king as his master, and his fate has been changed by the tiger king and the heavenly way that favors you, then after that, all the future pearls in Luotian will also change their masters.

Therefore, Shanjun still has more than forty years to go treasure hunting in Luotian, so don’t forget to find a world with beads.

Otherwise, after forty years, even if Nezha still exists in Narada, he will no longer be the little Nezha under the tutelage of Tai Er Zhenren~"

After saying that, Nuwa seemed to remember something interesting and started to laugh.

Looking at Nuwa's mischievous smile, Zhong Su sighed and smiled bitterly.

"Look, you clearly know Nezha's temperament.

But, forget it, since you trust me, then let Nezha be Nezha. I will do as you say and first snatch Nezha from Luotian, and then give it to the future Nezha.

This method sounds so immoral. When Nezha grows up and becomes more skilled in Taoism, and attains eternal enlightenment, then I, as his master, will be laughed at by my disciple behind his back...

You are good at causing trouble for me."

After gently teasing Nuwa, Zhong Su accepted the cause and effect between him and Nezha.

Seeing that Zhong Su agreed, Nuwa nodded with satisfaction and then smiled.

"In that case, then it's settled. You help me take care of my child.

In exchange, let me see.

For your sake, Mr. Shan, if Emperor Xin mentions that poem in our palace again in the future, we will just pretend we didn't see it and won't send the three demons to tease him.

How about this? The karma we paid you back is not small, right? You made a lot of money, fellow Taoist!"

Nuwa immediately looked at Zhong Suli with an exaggerated expression.

But facing Nuwa's look that said "you've made a fortune", Zhong Su just shook his head.

While shaking his head, Zhong Su pointed at the table with his finger, emphasizing to Nuwa.

“Without my Great Wilderness, even if there are billions of future Luotian worlds, those Luotian worlds will only be Luotians without me.

Even if those evolutions are indeed very likely to become reality, I must emphasize that since I am here, many of them are impossible.

Fellow Daoist Nuwa, do you think that with me around, I would let Emperor Xin run to your palace to burn incense?

I would rather forcefully build a temple in the Shang Dynasty and let the King of Shang lead the human race to worship me, than let Emperor Xin get close to your Nuwa Palace.

so……"

Zhong Su pointed at Nuwa and shook his head gently.

"So you haven't repaid the karma yet. We still need to make another agreement."

"Tsk tsk, you are indeed a mountain king. Although you are usually amiable, once you get serious, you are just as domineering."

Looking at the serious Zhong Su, Nuwa chuckled and then nodded.

"Since Shanjun has already made a plan, please tell me about it. If it is not a big problem, I am happy to make a contract with you, because I know Shanjun is a trustworthy person."

"Thank you."

Zhong Su nodded in response to Nuwa's letter, then tapped the table with his fingers and spoke to Nuwa word by word.

“I only want to make one agreement with Daoist Nüwa, and that is to ask Daoist Nüwa to help me intercept Zhunti once at a critical moment.

Just intercepting is enough, I will handle the rest myself, what do you think?"

"Oh, I get it."

Hearing Zhong Su's words, Nuwa nodded and said excitedly.

“So the tiger wants to pull the peacock out of Buddhism.

In this case, how could I disagree? After all, everything has changed since you came back. Even my senior brothers and teachers are well aware of this and are actively making changes.

In short, Peacock is ours now. No one can take him away or rob him!

What's more, Zhunti and Jieyin still owe you a big favor. In my opinion, we should not only get Kong Xuan back, but also get more people who should enter Buddhism!"

(End of this chapter)