My Immortal Brother-in-law
Chapter 77 Tiger, Deer, Sheep.
Chapter 77 Tiger, Deer, Sheep.
"Hey, sir, one of those three monsters is actually a giant insect!"
Ao Tingxin raised his hand excitedly and pointed at the giant tiger, then quickly took two steps forward and flew over.
As she rushed towards the tiger, she shook her little bun-tied head and spoke.
"It's a pity that this tiger is too small, barely twenty feet long.
Master, please look at me. I can’t let Jiaohu look down on me~."
As soon as she finished speaking, Xiao Longnu jumped in front of the giant tiger in front of the terrified eyes of Yuan He and Qu and others.
I saw her holding her little head high and opening her mouth she made a sound.
hold head high! ! !
With one roar, the tiger was already seriously injured, how could it withstand the roar of a real dragon.
thump!
The giant tiger collapsed to the ground, looking at the old sheep behind him with a painful and helpless look, and only pointed its bloody spine at the dizzy savages.
Many of the savages even had their ears unusable due to Xiaolongnu's shouting.
But even so, after seeing the giant tiger fall down, they still flew forward, picked up ropes and knives, and wanted to cut the tiger and sheep apart to get the meat.
Especially Qu, this guy actually took out a fire lighter from his waist and gave Zhong Su a flattering smile while holding the lighter.
“Your Excellency is truly amazing. Even the maidens around him are so amazing. You are indeed worthy of being a noble of the Shang Dynasty!
I have a fire starter with me, so I will separate the tiger and the sheep, identify whether they are male or female, and then I will take out the eggs and whip and roast them for you, my lord.
Don't worry, my dear. Although I am just a wild man from the mountains, I have some good cooking skills. My wife and children all like what I cook.
I will definitely roast the goat eggs and tiger penis for you, sir, until they are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!"
As Qu Na spoke proudly, a group of savages surrounded the tiger and the sheep and tied them up tightly with ropes.
As soon as the sheep was tied up, Yuan could no longer bear it. He rushed in front of the sheep with a bronze knife in his hand and stabbed the thickest blood vessel on the sheep's neck.
Ao Tingxin is a dragon girl after all, and she has eaten shrimp soldiers and crab generals made into sashimi many times.
There were many absurd characters in the Great Wilderness Era, but even the most absurd people of this era had come from blood and barbarism. Even the most innocent little girl would not be frightened by mere killing.
When she heard Qu say that he wanted to take out the tiger penis and sheep testicles, the little dragon girl was not afraid at all. Instead, she wanted to get closer to take a look.
Even Xiaojiu came curiously to Xiaolongnu, leaning his head to look at Hufu, and looked at the old sheep's artery that was about to be pierced with great anticipation.
However, just as the knife was about to pierce the old sheep's neck, the powerless tiger actually raised its claws and slapped the old sheep's neck to block the blade.
The knife immediately pierced into the gap between the tiger's claws, making the tiger tremble with pain, but the tiger still refused to take off its claws.
"Ouch!"
There was another sad tiger roar. The tiger struggled to turn its head and locked its eyes on Zhong Su who was behind the crowd.
Even though Ao Tingxin was full of dragon energy, the tiger didn't care, but kept crying in the direction of Zhong Su.
"Ouch!!!!"
While crying loudly, the tiger struggled desperately, and the blood-stained rope immediately cut into his flesh.
collapse!
After a moment, the tiger broke the rope and gave it a chance to move again.
Seeing this, Ao Tingxin immediately wanted to go forward and give the tiger another hit.
But before Xiaolongnu could move, she saw Zhong Su take a step forward, and in a blink of an eye he crossed a distance of dozens of meters and arrived in front of the tiger.
Next to the tiger, the frightened savages, led by Yuan, were rushing towards Ao Tingxin in panic, trying to hide behind her.
But the tiger ignored those savages. When he saw Zhong Su appear in front of him, he quickly knelt down to Zhong Su.
thump!
The tiger's body slammed heavily to the ground, and the tiger pressed its head on its front paws, ramming them with all its might.
As the sounds of kowtows continued to ring out, even the savages knew what was going on, and they all fixed their eyes on Zhong Su.
Looking at the tiger that kept kowtowing, Zhong Suli's pupils moved, and he gently raised his hand and pressed on the tiger's head.
"Yuan, Qu, these monsters really don't eat humans?" He asked Yuan and Qu without turning his head.
When he heard Zhong Su's question, the dean immediately agreed.
"It's strange, but they really didn't eat it. It's not like we haven't seen monsters before. In the past, passing monsters would always take a few children from the village away to eat, but they really didn't do that to the three of them."
"Indeed, there are none in our area, but I don't know whether they have eaten humans in the past."
Qu added, licking his lips and looking at Lao Yang.
Hearing the two people's answers, Zhong Su nodded and waved his right hand towards them.
Accompanied by the glow, piles of sea fish fell to the ground, and among them there were even living big fish flapping their tails to slap the savages' mouths.
At the same time as Zhong Su released the fresh fish, a black wind blew back from the sky.
"Pooh!"
As soon as she landed, Hu Jiao spit the deer in her mouth in front of Zhong Su.
"Master, I am so embarrassed. I didn't expect this little deer to be able to escape so fast.
You see, I was right, it was not three tigers, but a tiger, a deer and an old sheep, haha.
But this tiger doesn’t have much blood in it, and it’s a bit pretentious, which is quite amusing.”
As he spoke, Hu Jiao shook his hair to get rid of the blood in his body, then he moved closer to Zhong Su and rubbed his clothes with his big head.
Seeing this scene, the three monsters, the tiger, deer and sheep on the ground, raised their heads in envy and looked towards Zhong Su pleadingly. The tiger, the only one who still had the strength to move, kowtowed even more vigorously.
Zhong Sulu pushed Hu Jiao away first, then pointed at the sea fish on the ground and said to Yuan and Qu.
"I will use this catch to exchange for the life of the three-headed monster, okay?"
"Ah, I've never eaten such a big fish before, and I'm unlucky..."
"Don't listen to what the nobleman said. He is really starving. If you like monsters, just bring them home and stew them. We will just eat fish. Just eat fish!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Qu pulled Yuan Yiyi back several steps to the side.
As he backed away, Qu spoke into Yuan's ear.
"Brother Yuan, are you stupid? Our Highness Hun likes those rare things. This big fish that has never been seen before, who knows how many Beizi it can be sold for if it is sent to the palace.
The nobleman has given us so many fish. The remaining small fish alone are enough to feed our villagers. The money from selling the big fish can even allow us to marry two more wives. Don’t you know which is good and which is bad?
If you really only eat those three things, the good stuff will inevitably be offered to the immortal master, and the remaining things are definitely not as valuable as the big fish!
Brother Yuan, don't be stupid! "
After saying that, Yuan and Qu immediately brought people and started to sort out the catch with great interest. While sorting, they kept chewing on it. The smell of fish and blood immediately spread from far away.
Seeing that the villagers were satisfied with the catch, Zhong Su nodded and then patted Da Hu's head.
"You three... can be considered to be destined to be with me. Since you have no bad intentions and have only done some stupid things, then just stay by my side and learn to be a chorister first."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhong Su reached out his right hand and picked up the three monsters, which were as big as handles.
Looking at the three monsters, the tiger, the deer and the sheep, in his palm, which had gone from despair to ecstasy, Zhong Su rolled his eyes.
If I'm not mistaken, they should be the three from Che Chiguo, right?
It's a miserable mess...
(End of this chapter)
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