the last witcher

As soon as the three of us walked out of the door of the main house, we saw the three people who came in the morning stumbled and rushed into the yard in a state of embarrassment. It seemed that they had suffered a lot, and Lao Yang's face turned blue. "Help, fourth aunt!" The developer who was still arrogant in the morning asked for help, "It can be regarded as saving my life, Sister Liu, I have seniors and juniors, you can't do this." Lao Yang yelled at the fourth aunt, "Auntie, please forgive me, after all, the child of my second aunt's sister-in-law's third uncle is a classmate of your son, just because of this relationship, you can't let me die there, right?" .” The secretary-general of the town government first came up to marry, and then begged for mercy.

"Don't worry, what's going on?" Fourth Aunt was at a loss, and I was also confused. It only took half a day, how come the attitude of these three people changed from soft and hard to one-sided Are you begging for mercy? "You guys sit in the first room. If you have anything to do, it will take a while." The fourth uncle is quite warm-hearted, and he is going to invite these people to come in.

"Don't make fun of us. There's a big accident at the construction site." The developer said to Sigu very confused, "What's the matter?" Sigu still didn't understand the other party's meaning, "Then Didn’t you let the sloppy old man go there with us?” Lao Yang suddenly said, “No, I’ve been looking for him too, so that’s it?” “Ci’ao, I was tricked by this old thing " "Si Gu, you have to decide for us!" "That's right, Si Gu, this time it's going to be fatal." "This old thing is not particular." "Tell me about tomorrow How can I explain to the mayor." "If you can save your life, you can be content, and you can still explain." These three people are talking to each other without giving me time to interrupt.

"Stop!" Fourth Aunt shouted at the three of them, and the three of them shut their mouths obediently. "Do you want me to help, or are you planning to curse at me? If you want me to help, just ask me, you answer, and whoever answers, do you understand?" Fourth Aunt's voice raised an octave in front of her cried the three, and all three nodded in agreement at the same time. "Old Yang, please tell me what happened." Probably because of her colleagues, the fourth aunt entrusted this task to Lao Yang to complete.

Although it was winter, the sweat on Lao Yang's forehead was dripping down. After he was calm, Lao Yang said: "As soon as the three of us came out of your house, that sloppy old man followed. You said that you asked him to accompany us to solve this problem. How could we have thought that there was a conspiracy in this, and we thought he was really someone you sent there, so we drove him to the construction site. This old man is too bad " "That's it" "That's it" the two people echoed, "Shut up! Let Lao Yang talk." The fourth aunt seemed extremely impatient at this time, and after hearing the rebuke from the fourth aunt, the two obediently closed their mouths .

"When we arrived at the construction site, we entertained him with good cigarettes and tea. This old guy made such a long list for us, such as Wuliangye, Moutai, sulfur, burning paper, and a lot of mess. The few of us sent people I bought it back, and found that this bad old man was waiting for us at the gate of the construction site. After getting the things, he arranged for people to surround the entire construction site with sulfur and salt, and then took out a watering can. I don’t know what was in it. What is it? It was a good spray on the three of us. After spraying, the bad old man picked up a brick from the ground, turned his head and smashed the jar. Just run away. Don’t you know, so many ghosts come out all at once, that’s too scary, the three of us ran out with great difficulty, thinking that your place will be safer, so I drove over to find you Calling for help. Sigu, you don’t need to bring such a bag. Just say what you want. If we can do it, we will definitely do it. If we can’t, we will find a way to do it for you old man. This is too much of a joke. Oh, oh my god, I was scared to death..."

"Okay, okay, let's see how good you are." The fourth aunt interrupted Lao Yang impatiently, and turned to ask the two people, "Is what Lao Yang is telling the truth?" Like eating rice, he kept nodding.

"Tree," Fourth Aunt turned to me and said, "What's the matter, Fourth Aunt?" I thought that Fourth Aunt was going to assign me a task, "None of you and this Wang Daoist can make me worry." Unexpectedly, the fourth aunt would come up with such a sentence, "I'll go, fourth aunt, you know it should snow now?" Just like the old Taoist, the fourth uncle listened to me, and after a long time, he laughed with a "puchi". Well, I admit that I am a bit high-end.

The fourth aunt looked at me helplessly, and said: "Let's go, what are you looking at, go to the construction site. This time, you have to take care of it, and you have to take care of it." After saying that, she walked into the living room , look at that posture is ready to go to the guy. "No, fourth uncle, who do you think I have provoked?" I complained to the fourth uncle beside me, "Oh, everything is easy to discuss, everything is easy to discuss." His so-called good negotiation is with whom to discuss.

There was no talking all the way, the secretary-general in the town drove, me, Lao Yang and the developer sat in the back, and Sigu sat in the co-pilot's seat. The secretary-general took me and Sigu to the incident When the site was discovered, there was still a distance of more than 50 meters from the construction site, and we saw that bad old man sitting on the periphery of the circle he set, drinking there.The three popular people on this car, after a long time, scared this group of people to death, especially the developer, who almost peed his pants, and this bad old man still had the intention to drink there. Afterwards, the secretary-general said , if the fourth aunt hadn't been sitting on the side, I really wanted to step on the gas pedal to the bottom and kill this old bastard (northeast dialect----old and immortal).

After the car stopped, we all got out of the car, but the sloppy old man still sat there drinking his wine as if he didn't see us.The fourth aunt walked over first, "Wang Daoist, what do you mean?" The old Taoist didn't even raise his head, "It's not interesting." "What does it mean?" "Ah?! According to what you said, Daoist, you can help me with this matter." "Small." The old man continued to drink a sip of wine, well, I summed it up, these two people are very interesting.

to be continued