the last witcher

Thinking of the Oudi chrysanthemum, I didn't get angry, so I shook the worm in my hand vigorously and asked: "You said that your worm is helping that young man. I accept this explanation for the time being, but why is this worm Then you want to sneak up on me from behind?"

"Uncle, I really don't blame me for this. You must know that your spiritual power is golden. For those of us who practice, getting a little bit of your spiritual power is the same as eating ginseng fruit.

Moreover, as you can see, this bug is so far away from me, and I haven't absorbed pure Yang Qi to practice for many days, so it is understandable that the bug occasionally escapes my control. "Bai Guangyuan replied, widening Ya's small eyes.

It seems that Ya's answer is reasonable, so I plan to return the bug in my hand to him.At this moment, a woman's voice was heard from a distance, "Don't pay him back, uncle, he is a bad person!"

I hurriedly put the bug back in my hand, and saw a woman crawling from far to near, it seemed that the voice just now came from her.

I carefully looked at the woman in front of me, only to see that she was pointed everywhere.Taking a cold look, Nima has the same virtue as the snake demon in Gourd Baby.But when I looked down, I realized that this guy is a snake demon, because her lower body is actually a snake's tail.

Seeing this snake girl approaching me quickly, I was so frightened that I concentrated all my spiritual energy on my feet. If there was any move, I would definitely run away immediately.

But what I never expected was that after Snake Girl came to me, she actually gave me a blessing pose, got up and said to me in her shrill voice: "Uncle Master, next time Liu Rumei (Pseudonym) Entrusted by Huang Daxian, he has lived in this mountain for many years. A few days ago, his uncle Huang Daxian calculated that his uncle would be doomed in the near future, so he specially ordered the younger one to welcome his uncle here early.

But I don't want to meet Bai Guangyuan, a scum who eats inside and out. I am afraid that my uncle will be deceived by him, so I come forward to tell my uncle, and I hope my uncle will help me take down this scum and restore peace to our demon world. "

To be honest, this little girl speaks in a gentle manner, which is very suitable for my appetite, but when I see the snake tail on her lower body, I always feel weird.

So, I pinched the bug in my hand and asked Bai Guangyuan, "What's going on?"

To be honest, what I want to ask the most is not this question, but I intend to ask Liu Rumei, how did you live a married life with your husband after you grew up like this?

This is just like the joke: Two fishermen went fishing, and one of them caught a mermaid with a beautiful upper body, like Sophie Marceau, but the fisherman looked at it again, Just throw it back into the sea.Another fisherman asked very angrily: "Why?" The fisherman who caught the mermaid asked very talentedly: "How?"

I just want to know how now, not why.Haha, I really answered the sentence, "Hooligans are not scary, I am afraid that hooligans are educated!" I am proud!

Unexpectedly, Bai Guangyuan didn't answer my question, but pointed at Liu Rumei with Ya's short arm and cursed: "You stinky, shameless little bastard, instead of staying on your own mountain, you actually ran into my territory Shang Saye is here, uncle, don’t be fooled by her. This snake demon usually does a lot of evil, and it can be said that it has long been hated by humans and gods. This time she appeared in front of uncle, definitely for your spiritual power, uncle. Please trouble me Uncle Master hurriedly returned the worm to me, and I will kill her instead of the mountain god, which can be regarded as eliminating one harm for the local creatures!"

Nima, this hedgehog spirit is definitely watching too much "Sailor Moon", and he wants to destroy someone on behalf of something. Isn't this the classic line of Sailor Moon in other anime, "I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

Thinking of this, I looked up at the sky, and found that there is really no moon tonight, no wonder I struggled so much to go up the mountain, this shit is definitely water and trees have roots, everything happened for a reason!

I was doing some calculation here, when I saw Liu Rumei, the snake demon, slithering quickly in front of Bai Guangyuan, the hedgehog, sticking out his jade fingers, which turned into knives, and pierced the opponent's heart.

At that time, I remembered that there was a pornographic song called "Eight Kills", and the singer was called Su San, and the song was very popular on YY, and the snake girl Liu Rumei's hand was inserted into the other's chest, so, I decided to apply the lyrics in "Eight Kills" and call this trick "Five Poisons Slapping My Palms!"Very good, very vivid!

Looking at Bai Guangyuan again, he shrunk himself into a ball directly, and Ya's non-mainstream clothes suddenly swelled up, with thorns erected, just waiting for Liu Rumei's five poisonous slaps to hit him.

Well, I have to use a song to describe Bai Guangyuan's moves, and that is "Sister is an old Chinese medicine practitioner".Regardless of how awesome Liu Rumei's five-poison patting palm method is, when encountering an old Chinese doctor like Bai Guangyuan who specializes in treating bragging, Liu Rumei has nothing to do.

Snake girl Liu Rumei started circling around Bai Guangyuan. It seemed that she was looking for the opponent's weakness, or she knew where his weakness was, but she couldn't do it.As for Bai Guangyuan, the hedgehog, he kept facing Liu Rumei with his back, and it could be said that he didn't give the other party any chance, and they were in a stalemate like this.

After going around a dozen times, Liu Rumei shouted at me: "Uncle Shi, you should make a move. If this scum recovers enough energy, I'm afraid I won't be able to beat him."

But Bai Guangyuan, the hedgehog spirit, shouted angrily: "Uncle, don't listen to her, let go of my bug quickly, I will kill this snake demon to show my innocence."

"Uncle Master, you must not give him that worm. Once this scum gets the worm, you and I will be unable to beat him." Snake Girl hurriedly said to me.

I quickly analyzed the current situation and came to the following conclusions: There is currently one person and two demons here. According to the Three Kingdoms Killing, I am the lord, and the remaining two demons are a traitor and a traitor.

At present, both of them hope that I can help each other and unite me to eliminate each other.The problem is that no matter which side I destroy, the remaining goblin may become my enemy.

And the worm in my hand should be a weapon of mass destruction, so no matter what, I can't return the worm in my hand to the hedgehog. I can only watch the two fairies kill each other.Sorry, brother is not a good person, but brother is definitely a good protagonist, haha!

After a stalemate for more than ten minutes, the hedgehog found that I really had no intention of returning the bug, so he shouted: "Master, be careful!"

After shouting, watch all the thorns on this guy shoot out.I hate this fucker, you must know that the opponent's thorns are all over the back, and now he is curled up into a ball again, so when he shoots out, there is no dead angle at 180 degrees.

Fortunately, I remembered that there was a small pit where I just climbed up, so I jumped directly into the pit with the bug in my hand.As soon as I jumped in, the opponent's thorn flew past my head, it was really thrilling.I can see it, Bai Guangyuan, you are definitely a traitor in sheep's clothing!

to be continued