the last witcher

Bang Dang... Bang Dang... Bang Dang... Bang Dang... The sound of the train rubbing against the railroad tracks came into my ears uninterruptedly. I just returned to Xiangping from H City in Heilongjiang, and I took on a private job, and it was from an acquaintance It's okay to work, just go out and relax.

Thinking back to a few years ago, I also took the train to the imperial capital to study. At that time, I was full of joy and enthusiasm. Even though I only had one semester’s tuition, a bus ticket, and 30 yuan, I still couldn’t stop my longing for university life; On the other hand, I went to the imperial capital for work this time. Since the opening of the Fengshui shop, I basically have no worries about food and clothing. I offer good cigarettes and tea every day. The donors who come in on weekdays are also very pious. My small life is smooth and smooth. , On the contrary, there are no impulses, joys, and motivations of the past; as expected, the years are a butcher's knife, the impulses are eliminated, the joy is less, and the excitement is more.

The client this time was the sister of a friend I met when I was working under the boss of the imperial capital (then I was the president of the company, Brother Hong).It's not a big list, but her younger sister is close to Xiao Sanzhang's person and hasn't gotten married yet, so the family members are in a hurry. After many inquiries, they actually found me.The other party hopes that I will work on his sister's marriage, so that the girl can get married as soon as possible, and the family's worries will be settled.

He was sitting on the hard seat thinking, when a man and a woman scolded diagonally across from him. "Hey, I just don't want to get married. If you can get along, you can get along, and if you can't get along, you'll be down. That's how I am." The man's voice raised an octave, and he spoke a fluent imperial accent, revealing the other's place of work. I took a closer look After seeing the other person's appearance and feeling it, you can basically tell that the other party is a particularly cynical type, with a rich family background and certain achievements. The disadvantage is that he is too jealous and sometimes too emotional, and he doesn't know how to speak. .

"Hey, you are a big man, you don't feel ashamed when you talk, you are the only one who caught a lot of people in the Olympic Games this time, and my sister thinks highly of you, so I talked to you about this issue, don't give me shame Face." This time it was the woman's response, and she also spoke a fluent Imperial accent. I also took a few glances at her, and after feeling it, I can conclude that this woman is not bad in nature, she has no evil intentions, but she is a little vain and artificial. , and is the type who likes to be top-notch in everything and has the final say.These two people are absolutely natural enemies. It's not that they are not suitable for being together, but that if they are together, quarreling should be considered commonplace. It gives me a bigger feeling that if they don't quarrel, these two people are really destined. They are all gone, do you think this pair of living treasures are Huanxi lovers?

"Just you?" The man pretended to be meeting this woman for the first time, looking at her carefully from top to bottom.

"What do you want to see? There is a fee." The woman replied provocatively.

"You don't go into the kitchen, you don't do housework, you can't speak, you don't think about people, you know nothing about literature, history, geography, and state affairs. You talk about being sick and sad and want to lose weight but you don't want to exercise. Shows, eating, drinking, having fun and dressing up, I have no hobbies at all, and I haven’t earned a penny, okay! Dude! You talk about EL and LV with your eyes closed, and you know all kinds of brands by heart. Basically, you are just a piece of trash.” Male The mouth of this one is quite damaging, a paragraph of words is done in one go, I give a thumbs up in my heart, bullshit.

"Who are you calling trash? Hey, who are you talking about?" The woman asked, poking the man's head with her finger.

"Who knows who knows." The man muttered in a low voice.

"I don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I am tired of doing laundry and cooking, I refuse to have children, and I pay per view when I go to bed. ——The manifesto of women in the new era, do you understand, full of feudal thoughts, pretending to be a sunny youth here. I don't know who is so shameless, sending me an electronic love letter every day, everyone, listen to this paragraph." After speaking, the girl took out her mobile phone and started looking for evidence.

"You are so sick." The man was anxious.

"Listen well," the woman ignored the man and continued to read, "Sunshine Boys rents out to you, not 9998, not 8888, not 6888, only 18! Yes, you read that right, only 18, young boyfriend Take it home! 18 yuan, you don’t suffer a loss if you rent it; 18 yuan, you won’t be fooled if you rent it; 18 yuan can be taken back to the kang. 18 yuan you can’t buy a car, 18 yuan you can’t buy a house, 18 yuan But you can experience being a bride for a while. Damn, you said you are a rascal or not.” With the laughter of the whole car, the girl read this paragraph aloud without avoiding suspicion, and finally gave a comment of her own.However, it seems that I have read this information in Embarrassment, and I guess this young couple is also a member of the organization.

"A man is iron, and cheap is steel. You don't get bored all day, do you?" The man was a little anxious.

"Who knows who is cheap." The girl replied with Hu Yifei's expression in "Love Apartment".

"Isn't it? I don't know who it is. I don't sleep at night, wear a transparent pajamas, and roll around in front of my eyes. I think I'm gorgeous and charming. They all have a body shape of 36.24.36. It's good for you, 36.36.36 body shape, like the big pillar of Qianqing Palace." The man started to fight back.

"Hey, my sister's name is Fengyun, she's playing with a flirt, she's no better than you. I really sympathize with your former (girlfriend), who couldn't get out of the groove even if you squeezed hard. I I was just thinking about the two of you sleeping at night, don’t you panic? You are not a dog, why are you so interested in bones?” The girl began to turn over old scores, and I began to worry about the man. "Besides, who pretended to be sick back then, insisted on sending me home, played hooligans in the corridor, was caught by the street aunt, and now dislikes me for being fat, you go back and gnaw on that 'bone'." Female Reluctant to continue talking.

"Hey, you speak so innocently. Ever since I was by your side, my standard small body has been ruined by you. It's called a sore waist, and it's called a kidney deficiency. I'm out of breath even after climbing the fifth floor. Yes; anyway, when I was in the same situation as before, my waist was not sore, my kidneys were not weak, and even my "good brother" didn't hurt anymore. Now a month's phone bill can be used for at least five months in the past, and people also I don't force marriages like you do all day long." The man's words were a little loose.

"Then you have to look for it. Who is stopping you from getting old? You can't even say 'I love you' in a new way, and you still have the face to brag here." The woman countered.

"If you are capable, don't pick up the embarrassment, create your own." The man said unconvinced.

"Just say it, who is afraid of whom. Don't you have a broken battery car, just according to this, 'I haven't been in a battery car for a long time, and I haven't tried to get so close to a person for a long time, although I know This road is not very far, and I know that I will get off the car soon, but I feel so warm in this one minute. 'Listen, this is called classic, like you, without any flirtatiousness.'" This woman The language seems a bit like Wong Kar Wai.

"Yes, I'm not as emotional as you. I'm playing hooligans. The problem is that the white lady deliberately deceived Xu Xian's umbrella when it rained. Take away Zhinu's clothes while she is taking a bath. These stories tell us: in the beginning of a great love, there must be someone who plays hooligans first, admire me." The man answered almost in a set manner.

"Bah, bah, bah. You are still great, how old are you?" The girl poohed at this guy a few times, and then looked down at him, but the girl's last sentence hurt the man too much I lost my self-esteem, and there were more and more people in the carriage at this time. I thought it was a shame for the young couple not to sing duets.

to be continued