the last witcher

Because my mobile phone has just been charged, if I take it out for a while, it must run out of power.Thinking of this, I quickly turned off the phone, took out the SIM card, and then went upstairs to find a very old Nokia 5110.

Back then, when I was studying, anyone who could pick up the Nokia 5110 was someone who was capable. This magic phone can not only make and receive calls, send and receive text messages, but also has a powerful game function - Snake.The ultra-long standby for half a month, there is no problem at all, and it is waterproof, drop-proof, and thief-proof. It is all happy memories.

After getting the Nokia mobile phone, I pressed the start button with the mentality of giving it a try, and it was time to witness the miracle!I saw that this mobile phone that I have thrown in the locker for n years can still be turned on, not to mention, it can still leave a battery for the little master, the awesomeness is not blown out.

He read Wang Lili's number silently several times, then turned off the phone and charged it, then put the phone card into Nokia's phone, and dialed Wang Lili's number: "Girl, what's the matter?"

"It's nothing. I just went for a ride with my mother, and I thought about buying a gift for our mother. After all, I bought it for my father. I can't be partial. So, I planned to take my mother to the gold shop for a walk, but my mother said nothing. Go, come and persuade our mother." Wang Lili, this girl is really beautiful today, and she is so generous in her actions.

But I know what the old lady thinks, and I will never spend Wang Lili's money, otherwise the old man will scold the old lady if he finds out.Thinking of this, I quietly said to Wang Lili: "You go and pick out clothes. The old lady has stayed at home for too long, and she is almost isolated from the world. Taking this opportunity, she said to buy clothes for herself, and then give it to the old lady." If the wife buys two, the old lady will definitely agree."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." After finishing speaking, the girl didn't even hang up the phone, so she said coquettishly to the old lady: "Mom, accompany me to buy some clothes." "En." "Thank you, Mom!" The phone is turned off, wasting phone bills." "Oh!"

The sound of beep beep... I know the old lady will be very happy today.

Afterwards, I went to the bedroom on the second floor, took out ten sheets of Grandpa Mao from the bedside table, put them in my pocket, and immediately felt full of blood and demons, resurrected on the spot!

In this world, those who have milk may not necessarily be mothers, but those who have money must be fathers.With this huge sum of money, I am proud, but I must keep a low profile.Because I know that as a man, you should be like your own little brother!First: Never show off; Second: The key is to be able to stand up all the time; Third: To be able to cultivate successors; Fourth: Good at attacking and making them feel happy; Fifth: Both to create friction and make everyone happy Sympathy and happiness; Sixth: After victory, you can humbly shrink yourself.The summary is: low-key, backbone, and ability!quack!

Hang Zhatian lay on my shoulders, followed me to the outside of the store, closed the shutter door, and then hailed a taxi and went directly to Liaoyang Teachers College.

Speaking of Liaoyang Teachers College, it can be regarded as a rather strange school.It is known as a provincial junior college, but to the citizens of Liaoyang City, it is a big nursery school.

Basically, it is a place where diplomas are mixed, and the teachers don't care, and the students don't learn.The strength of teachers and the level of teaching are completely negligible.But the strange work is the strange work. Every year, more than n students are fooled into studying in this university.

What's more interesting is that the ratio of male to female in this school is actually 1:4, which is amazing.But having said that, Xiao Yu'er and Concubine Ling were probably tricked by the school. After a few years of foolishness, the school got up from them and said contemptuously: "Youth is here, and I will give you your graduation certificate!"

Because this broken city is too small, before I was allowed to take a nap in the car, the car arrived at the gate of the teacher's college.

Hastily left the car money to the driver, and then started looking for the two girls at the school gate.To tell the truth, I really didn't cover it. I only took a few glances and found the two of them from among the many college girls.

Why do you say that, because the freshman girl is peach, shy, it will make you itch, you have to have two brushes to brush off their thorns; the sophomore girl is red Fuji, slightly mature, crisp and sweet , you don’t need to brush her, but you have to spend some effort to clean her; the girl in junior year is a banana, as long as you want to eat, you can peel it, you don’t need to wash it, you can eat it if you want; the girl in senior year is a tomato , I rely on!I thought I was a fruit!

And once they step into the big dyeing vat of society, these girls don't even count tomatoes, and directly join the ranks of vegetables. No matter how they dress, or how they talk and behave, they can be seen through by a social veteran like me at a glance.So, it's not the girl's fault to pretend to be pure, but you are already soy sauce, so how can you pretend?Haha, I'm so bad!

Afterwards, I waved at these two girls, and I saw the tall girl on the other side waved at me too. No need to ask, these two girls are definitely the ones I'm looking for.

I began to look at the two girls carefully. The tall one had dark skin, and the tall one was tall and thick. At first glance, she was not a baby in the city. Although her facial features were correct, she was black and had a figure, which determined that this girl would never be a beauty. In the ranks, I feel that there is no scheming, but there is a smart type.

The short guy's skin is very good, but his nose is a bit flat, which is in stark contrast to the high nose bridge of traditional northern girls. He is not ugly, but he is really well-dressed.Because it's winter, this girl is wearing a small black down padded jacket, a pure white cashmere sweater inside, and a pair of dark ordinary jeans on her lower body. Shoes, definitely not leather.Anyway, overall I feel like a silly girl.

I saw that tall girl came to me with another girl, and asked with wide eyes, "Are you Jia Shu?"

"You are Xiao Yu'er, then she should be Concubine Ling." I smiled and said to the two girls in front of me.

"That's great, we've found someone who can solve the problem." Xiao Yu'er was so happy that he almost jumped up.

Uh, it seems that turning things around is a way of dealing with the problems of Ma Xianer and Baojia Xianer. I usually call this kind of thing work, and the purpose is to distinguish myself from those low-level magic sticks.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Ling Fei gave Xiao Yu'er a hand, and said to me in a low voice, "My name is Zhao Juan, and it's the same name as the actress who played Ling Fei in "Han Zhu Ge Ge". My friends call me Concubine Ling."

"Hello, my name is Jia Shu. It seems that no actor calls me by this name, so you should just call me Jia Shu." My poor-mouthed problem has not changed at all. When we first met, I would glibly attack the little girl. Chaos and poverty, to this day, every time I eat with Concubine Ling, she will make fun of me with this joke.

"Why don't you introduce yourself to me?" Xiao Yu'er asked challengingly.

Well, it seems that this girl's cleverness has been used in this, so I stuck my throat and said again: "Liu Ziyu, hello, my name is Jia Shu, Jia is Jia Shu's Jia, and the tree is Jia Shu's tree. Nice to meet you."

Where have these two girls seen such a ruffian man like me, they were immediately very happy.After laughing, Xiao Yu'er greeted me: "It's cold, let's stop talking outside, find a place to sit and talk."

to be continued