the last witcher

"My own person, my own person." After seeing this, Section Chief Xu hurried over to help me up, and then asked, "Which one is your brother?"

At that time, I really wanted to turn around and leave, and I didn't recognize Dayang as my younger brother, but the problem is that good people will follow through and send Buddha to the West.I've been so busy with my life, no matter what, I have to let Dayang accept my favor.So I kicked Dayang impatiently.

Section Chief Xu smiled at me first, then turned to the armed police behind him and said, "I'll take these two people away, and leave the rest to you..."

"Brother, take him away too." Before Xu Ke could finish speaking, Dayang snatched in and pointed at another guy who was squatting.

"No, you think this is a vegetable market, and there are bargains. Besides, when adults talk, why do you get in? Ah, let me ask you, what do you get in for?" This pissed me off , Why has this guy become like this now, he doesn't look at the heat for anything, it's really embarrassing for the little master.

"Ah, this little brother, tell me, why did you take him away?" Section Chief Xu pointed to the person Dayang wanted to take away, and asked Dayang.

Dayang stared at me and asked, "What do I need to call this big brother?" It's okay, this guy hasn't lost his mind yet, and he knows how to ask for his name first.

I said helplessly: "Then you are like me, call him Brother Xu." "Oh, oh!" Dayang nodded to me, then turned to Section Chief Xu and said, "These bastards caught me here From now on, we won't be given food or let us go to the bathroom. This guy hid a piece of bread secretly, and took it out to eat at night when the gangsters were asleep. Seeing how pitiful I was, he split me up for half a day, and now I'm Rescued by brother Xu, I thought about the favor of half-pulled bread, no matter what, I have to return it, big brother, do you think it is reasonable?"

After Dayang finished speaking, Section Chief Xu and I were amused.I am happy because what this guy said is true, because the other party half pulled the bread, in exchange for Dayang being rescued, I opened my mouth and begged Section Chief Xu to take that person away together.This is really good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, and the cycle of cause and effect is endless.

As for what Section Xu is happy about, I don't have time to guess.It's just that Dayang is really a thief. The last time he was drunk and limped by the traffic police, he took out the motorcycle; Huyou is dizzy, buy one and get one free, to paraphrase Xiaoshenyang's words, "If you don't order one, we have to buy one, don't you?" Ya can be regarded as a weird guy among the weird ones.

"Okay, since I have favored you, I will give you this favor." Section Chief Xu said to Dayang with a smile, and then told the armed police behind him: "I also took the bread delivery person I mentioned just now. "" Received." The soldier was very obedient, and after receiving the order, he immediately asked Section Chief Xu to take me and the two gambling guys away.

After throwing a piece of paper to Dayang outside, Grandpa Mao sent me away (the main reason is that these two guys have pulled their poop into their crotches, that smell, vomit!!!), Section Chief Xu pointed at the radar watch on his hand and looked at me Said: "It's only 51:[-], it's really not past seven."

I understand what he means by saying this. It is to prove that he is very capable. He needs to show off his watch and pretend to be aggressive.Seeing that I bowed my head and remained silent, Section Chief Xu said in a low voice, "You meet Li Hao and the others, we are going to Anshan later."

I was so depressed that I vomited blood. Isn't the common saying well said: the mouth is short for eating people, and the hand is short for grabbing people.I owed the other party a big favor just now, and now he begged me, how could I refuse?No matter how bad I am with that guy Li Hao, I have to find a way to beg him with my head down, Oo!

The good thing is that Bamei came here with them, maybe Li Hao's stinky nose can be dealt with, and I can't deal with Bamei?Thinking of this, I came to Bamei's car confidently, and told Bamei about Section Chief Xu begging me, and Li Hao by the way.

After I finished speaking, Li Hao stretched his waist, and then said shamelessly: "You can help me if you want, I have to be the team leader, otherwise I won't talk about it." I stared helplessly at Bamei, hoping that she could help me convince Li Hao Hao.But Bamei didn't wait for me to speak, so she choked back with a single sentence, "I can help you persuade Li Hao, and sleep with my mother for one night."Why is this matter begging and begging, I have to beg Wang Lili to come forward?

Get out of the car, take Wang Lili aside, explain the cause and effect, and hope that Wang Lili will come forward to persuade Bamei, and then let Bamei persuade Li Hao.

The little girl looked at me and blinked her eyes, then smiled and said to me: "Go and tell Bamei, if it can be done before twelve o'clock tonight, I don't mind lending you to her for one night."

"Don't make trouble, baby, this is all fire, you still have the heart to joke with me." I thought this was Wang Lili's way of testing me, so I replied very tangled.

"Who are you kidding? Today, if we can get Section Chief Xu's business done before midnight, I can even wait on you in the second half of the night with my eighth sister. How about it, husband, let you experience the feeling of flying together?" Wang Lili's expression But it doesn't look like she's joking at all, what the fuck is she trying to do.

The question is, people are willing to give up for me, how do you want me to continue with this.Just when I was thinking of words, Wang Lili continued: "I can understand that men occasionally cheat on their bodies. After all, women have so many inconvenient times every month, and they also have the experience of being pregnant in October. , so I don't ask my man to be as noble as a jade, and holding back for a long time is not good for my man, nor for myself. Therefore, I will not interfere if I occasionally find a prettier lady to vent. "

Seeing my surprised look, this little girl didn't intend to stop, "After all, no matter how beautiful the legs are, they are just a pair of gun mounts, and no matter how beautiful the breasts are, they are just a pair of armrests. Little San’er, I absolutely cannot tolerate it. My man’s body cheats under special circumstances, that’s justifiable; but if his heart goes out with him, then he won’t come back. A man who licks the bottom of another woman's mouth and says, "I love you" is too dirty!"

Oh I'm going!In the past, I read a report about a Chinese who married a Japanese daughter-in-law. The other party also persuaded her husband to go out and find a lady to vent out. I didn’t expect it to be my turn today. This made me Difficult to digest for a while.

Seeing my stupefied look, Wang Lili added: "Remember, this time it's for a special reason. I approved it. It's not that I don't have you in my heart, understand?"

I shook my head numbly, and found that the woman in front of me knew men too well, but I still couldn't agree to her, because love is selfish and unique.

Wang Lili was so angry that she grabbed my ear and walked towards the direction where Bamei's car was parked.

to be continued