Saint Immortal Way

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"Little brother is confused, thank you for your advice!" Mr. Hua Xiong hurriedly saluted to thank him, he showed a look of sudden realization, and secretly blamed himself for being too reckless, if he had just obeyed, he might make a fool of himself soon.

While talking, a potbellied businessman at the next table turned red, and he covered his butt with his hands and shouted: "Son, hurry up, I can't help your grandpa, where is the latrine, take me there... ...Boom!"

When the sound of farting came, the businessman's face was green and red, and he was very embarrassed. People who were drinking in the restaurant frowned, and some laughed loudly. Such embarrassing things are rare.

Young Master Hua Yuan summoned Xiao Er and said, "Did that man take the elixir just now?"

The little one nodded: "That's right, the little one had already reminded him to go home and take it again, but the guest officer just didn't listen and said he wanted to try the effect of the panacea, so he took three panacea on the spot. He also said that if the elixirs were useless, he would immediately ask people to go down and smash the signboard of Jindan Yipintang, because the guest officer said that it was the first time he spent so much money on a few small things so happily!"

Mr. Maoxiong chuckled: "It seems that I don't need to try it, this panacea is really effective!" Mr. Hua Yuan nodded and said: "Xiaoer, you have to take that man to the backyard to take a bath later, otherwise he is too dirty. Dirty, wouldn't it disturb my pleasure of drinking?"

"Yes, yes, this young master, I know now, and I will never disturb the pleasure of the guests!" Xiaoer hurriedly went down, followed him to the hut, and guarded outside the hut, only to hear the sound coming from inside the hut. The sound of pooping, pooping, shitting and farting was like thunder, and the stench suddenly became overwhelming.

The guest officer kept yelling, and when he came out of the hut, he seemed to have just crawled out of a cesspit. His whole body was black, dirty, greasy, and stinky. The filth and grease excreted from his skin.

"Grandpa, I want to take a bath, right now!"

"Okay, okay, guest officer please!" Xiaoer was almost fainted by the stench, quickly covered his nose, his face was pale, and hurriedly led the guest officer to the bathroom.

After a stick of incense, the potbellied businessman had already changed into clean clothes, and he returned to the table refreshed and continued to drink.

But everyone who saw this businessman was stunned. It turned out that this businessman seemed to be a different person. He had lost a lot of weight and his skin became white and tender. Grandpa, I feel refreshed and light now, as if I've suddenly become younger, but it's a pity that my previous clothes cost me ten taels of silver. It is said that they are made of fine silk. It's too filthy to wear, if grandpa wasn't happy today, he'd have to call the door to find compensation!"

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Everyone was speechless, looking at the fat man's eyes full of contempt, this is the so-called being cheap and being good-looking, the body is the first, if you wear mere clothes, it is filthy, what is it?

This kind of fat guy wants to go to Jindan Yipintang to find compensation, and he doesn't even see if the academy and Princess Shouyang behind him can accommodate you!He is really a guy who can only use his tongue!

Just such a joke, many people in the restaurant began to order all the servants to buy the panacea, in short, they can buy as much as they can, no matter how many times they line up.

A few hours passed, from noon to afternoon, when the sun was setting, the waiter squeezed out of the lobby with a sign saying "Closed today, early tomorrow" and put it in front of the door, everyone shouted and cursed.

The shopkeeper had no choice but to rush to the front of the store and shouted: "Today, the panacea is out of stock, only the bigu pill is left. Tonight, the goods will be transferred overnight. Tomorrow, the business hours are from Chenshi to Youshi. There is no need for bigu pills." Dan's please leave, there will be other elixir for sale tomorrow morning!"

"There is no other panacea, we want Bigu Pill!" Many people shouted.

The shopkeeper had no choice but to ask the waiter to remove the closed sign and replace it with a sign that said: "Bigudan, each person can only buy [-] pills at a time!"

All the people cheered. Those who came in to buy the elixir had to buy a hundred pills, all of which were wrapped in paper. After buying them back, everyone packed them in jade bottles. Two days later, the prices of jade and porcelain bottles in the entire Yujing City went up. Thirty percent.

As night fell, Zhuque Street, Qinglong Street, Xuanwu Street, and Baihu Street in Yujing City were all brightly lit, as lively as a festival, especially in the most crowded area, where Jindan Yipin Hall was congested.

The four Jindan Yipintangs all put up a sign saying "The elixir is out of stock today, only Bigu elixir is left. If you want to buy other elixir, please come early tomorrow." Even so, the shop lobby is still overcrowded, and the streets are crowded everywhere The people are chao.

In the backyard of Jindan Yipin Hall in the south of Shendu City, the treasurer Lu Zhongxiang was trembling. In the seats in front of him, several grand masters with outstanding temperament were sitting peacefully. The momentum as steady as a mountain made him feel a little panicked.

These masters are definitely not to be trifled with. They are all here on behalf of several big academies in Chenzhou. Each of these big academies is larger than Huangzhou Academy, and they must not be offended.

"Several seniors, it's not that the shop is negligent, but there are countless panacea prepared every day. Today, the seniors also saw that so many people came to buy the panacea. Today's inventory has long been sold out, and only Bigu Pill is left. That's all!" Lu Zhongxiang smiled apologetically.

A master stood up, gave him a hard look, and said with a sneer: "Don't talk to me with high-sounding bastards, we have already investigated how many elixirs Bailongtan Academy brought to our Chenzhou, In this store alone, there are still more than 100 million pills in stock at present, according to your sales method of limiting purchases today, it will be enough to sell for a week, do you still want to fool us?"

Lu Zhongxiang's face turned pale, and he quickly apologized with a smile: "Don't dare, dare not, seniors, please spare me. These panacea are all planned, and they must not be sold out all at once, otherwise the next batch of panacea will be sold out." Before we arrive, the small shop will be closed, this is a big accident!"

"Hmph, we don't care, anyway, the grandmaster of Japan came to the door in person on behalf of the academy today, and he had to take away one hundred thousand pills, you can figure it out!"

"It's the same with me, at least one hundred thousand pills must be provided, otherwise, this master will not be able to explain to the entire academy!" The masters expressed their opinions one after another.

Lu Zhongxiang broke out in a cold sweat. He had a bitter face and was about to cry: "Seniors, if you take away so many panaceas, it is estimated that all the colleges and universities in Chenzhou will come to you tomorrow. By then, there will be 1000 million small shops. The pills are not enough to divide up, alas, it is not easy to start a business in a small shop, is it really going to be closed after only a few days of opening?"

"Huh, don't complain to us. You Bailongtan Academy is getting cheap and selling it. It's not that we don't give money. Don't worry, Qian Book Academy will give you 1000% more. Tonight, I will let the master take it away. The academy is now up and down. Everyone stretched their necks and waited for my master to bring back the spirit pill, if you don't give it, this master will be a bad man!" The master slapped his hands, and one by one [-] taels of gold tickets were patted on the table.

"Should I show it to you? If I don't give it to you, won't this grandmaster take it by himself?" A grandmaster from Yanghu Academy sneered.

Lu Zhongxiang was frightened all over his body, and his hands were already shaking. He was just a small Confucian teacher in Bailongtan Academy, but he couldn't stand the oppression of so many masters.

Lu Zhongxiang was about to cry, and he said flatteringly: "This junior really can't decide, it's alright, I'll invite Princess Shouyang to come here right away, seniors wait a moment!"

After half an hour, when the masters were getting impatient, Princess Shouyang turned into a ray of light and flew across the sky and landed in the backyard of Jindan Yipin Hall in the south of the city. Princess Shouyang saw that the street of the shop was still lively , Many people bought the elixir and were unwilling to leave, and had to line up overnight to buy the elixir, but only Bigu elixir was sold at night, and other elixirs were not sold.

The four major stores in Yujing City have a lot of bigu pills in reserve, and they are not afraid to sell them.

When Princess Shouyang came in, several grandmasters stood up one after another. How could the princess dare to let several grandmasters salute, she was already one step ahead, and said: "Senior grandmasters, Shouyang is late, please forgive me!"

"It's okay, as long as your Highness is here, His Highness must already know the purpose of my visit. At present, several big academies in Chenzhou have obtained the panacea, and our academies have not yet, so I am very anxious..."

Princess Shouyang waved her hand, interrupted the other party, and said with a wry smile: "Seniors, I know about this matter. So far, the Taishu Academy, the Imperial Palace, and the Baisheng Taimiao have already got the elixir, which was sent by the hall personally. , and the academies at the top of the queue have also sent people to look for the main hall. Why was the main hall late just now? Because people from other stores in Yujing City also searched for it. They wanted to buy a large number of spiritual pills, which made the main hall explode. !"

The faces of the several masters showed a look of sudden realization, thinking that they had got the news, and other academies naturally had the news, and they would definitely come to them for help. Although there are a lot of spirit pills in reserve, if they are not guaranteed, they will be exhausted tomorrow.

"Then His Highness sent them away?" A grand master laughed.

"Sent!" Princess Shouyang smiled wryly: "If you don't send them away, how can this hall get away?"

"How did Your Highness send them away, and how many panaceas did you give them?" The masters looked at Princess Shouyang.

The princess smiled and said: "This time, the hall is a bowl of water, and each representative can take away [-] bigu pills and [-] pills for the other elixir, so they are sent away, so the seniors are not hypocritical juniors. , this hall is only capable of this, there are only so many seniors each, and every representative is treated equally. If this hall does not have a bowl of water today, it will be difficult to be a human being!"

"Okay, then thank you, Your Highness!" The masters all stood up and saluted. Although the number is a little less, it is still acceptable. After all, they already know that there are too many elixir monks and less meat. up.

Princess Shouyang smiled and said, "But let's say it first, the price will be [-]% more than today's market price!"

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