The legend of Li Shuaixi

() "Then you prove it to me, Halloween bastard! Then I will use my 'Fantasy Killer' to destroy your magic and see who is the best! You fantasist full of big dreams!"

"Okay! I'll let you see it!" Index raised her hands angrily: "That's it! This dress! It's an ultimate defensive barrier called 'Moving Church'!"

Index raised her hands, allowing Kamijou to see clearly the nun's uniform reminiscent of a high-end teacup.

"What 'moving church', I don't understand! You have been talking about technical terms such as ** directory, defensive enchantment, etc., will you explain it to the listeners? It's too unfriendly! Have you ever heard what it means to explain the profound in a simple way and teach students in accordance with their aptitude?"

"You...you don't want to understand at all, and you still come to complain to me?" Index waved her hands: "The facts speak louder than words! You can use a kitchen knife to stab my stomach and see !!"

"Okay! I'll show you the stabbing... what are you doing! It's better to stab it for you! Do you want to hurt me?"

"Ah! You don't believe me at all, right?" Index was so excited that his shoulders heaved up and down: "This dress contains all the necessary elements of the 'church', so it can be called 'the church with clothes as its body'! Including the weaving method of the cloth, the sewing method of the thread, and the decoration method of the embroidery...all have been carefully calculated! A mere kitchen knife can't hurt a single hair of me!"

"I hear you farting... If I do stab it, it will be the most ridiculous juvenile delinquency ever!"

"You really don't believe me...! The fabric of this dress is a correct imitation of the City of the Holy Relics of Durin──that is, the Buye wrapped on the saint's body when he was pierced by the spear of Langinus. So its strength is the Pope's level Yes, in your terminology, it is the level of a nuclear bomb shelter? Whether it is a physical or magical attack, it will be completely absorbed by it... I didn’t just say that I fell to you because I was hit on the back A balcony? If I didn’t have this ‘Mobile Church’, I’d already have a hole in my body! So you understand?”

This little head is really noisy!

Kamijou's affection for Index fell to the bottom in one breath, and he rolled his eyes at her clothes.

"...Yes, that's great, but since this is also a 'supernatural power', does that mean that if you touch it with my right hand, your clothes will be ruined?"

"That depends on whether your ability is real or not~hehe..." Index smiled disdainfully.

Kamijou thought, "I'll fight with you!" and grabbed Index's shoulder with his right hand.

... Huh... There is really a strange touch... It feels like grabbing a cloud, and all the impact is absorbed by the soft sponge.

"...ah, wait..."

Kamijou, whose mind calmed down instantly, began to think about a question.

What would happen if what Index said was true, and the clothes called "Mobile Church" were really woven with "supernatural power"?

If the "supernatural power" is really eliminated, does that mean that the clothes will fall apart?

"No ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

A premonition that he was about to enter the time of sexual intercourse suddenly made Kamijou reflexively let out a scream.

……

……

...?

"──Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

Nothing happened.

While Kamijou felt "Oh my god, I was a little nervous", at the same time he felt that it was a pity.

"Look, look! What fantasy killer! Nothing happened at all!"

Index put her hands on her hips, straightened her tiny breasts and giggled.But in the next instant, Index's clothes were all scattered on the ground like a gift ribbon being untied.

All the silk threads that originally sewed the cloth of the monastic uniform came loose, and the monastic uniform turned back into pieces of cloth.Only the cloth hat covering the head, perhaps because it is not connected with the clothes, still maintains its original shape, but that makes the whole look even more faintly sad.

The girl put her hands on her hips, straightened her little breasts, and froze there with a smile on her face.

Yes, it's the whole body up and down.

"pata"

"—Why!"

At this moment, the sound of the door opening suddenly woke up Touma Kamijou, who was watching Lolita's figure, startled him, and turned his head to see the person he least expected to come appeared.

【"Yo! The gods forbid to seek demons, your friend Li Shuaixi is online!】... Hey, it seems that I saw something that shouldn't be seen, it's really bad, I think about the Disciplinary Committee The phone number should be this....

"...Wow! Don't make up your mind, bastard. Let me down, don't be impulsive!!"

Kamijou Touma could only helplessly support his forehead when he heard the sarcastic words, and then rushed to Li Shuaixi anxiously, struggling to grab Li Shuaixi's cell phone.If the Disciplinary Committee takes him away, it will really be over, Kamijou Touma wailed in pain.

"Hahaha, finally let me force you, Mr. Shuaixi! I see how you report to the police. It is impossible for Mr. Kamijou, a super good man, to be imprisoned by the Disciplinary Committee. Hehe, what are you going to eat later? Okay? By the way, hell lasagna hehe...

After being humiliated for a while, Kamijou Touma finally snatched the mobile phone from the bad friend, turned off the mobile phone in one breath, and then said with a sigh of relief, but he himself didn't know that unconsciously The flag has been set up.......

"——Touma, you bastard!" "Ahh..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"

What pleased Li Shuaixi was that the naked little girl in front of her opened her bloody mouth, biting her bad friend Kamijou Touma crazily. It seemed to be in pain, but Li Shuaixi But there was no preparation to stop it.

"Aw, oh, oh, oh...don't bite me! Are you a mosquito from the summer training camp?"

"..."

She did not answer.

Index, who was only wrapped in a blanket, was sitting on the floor, using a bunch of safety pins, trying (in vain) to restore the monastic uniform that had been turned into pieces of cloth to its original shape.

"...This is the ** directory. The heroine in the plot seems to be very natural."

When the nun in front of her finally stopped biting herself, Li Shuaixi thought silently while watching. (To be continued.)