The legend of Li Shuaixi

"Come on~ the teacher made a handout, let's pass it on now──This is the content of today's make-up class──"

It's been a semester since I entered this class, and Kamijou still finds it incredible.

The tutor of Class 12 of the first year, Yueyong Xiaomeng is a wonderful teacher who stands behind the desk and the students can only see the top of her head.He is [-] cm tall. It is said that he once wanted to ride a roller coaster, but was rejected due to safety concerns.No matter who looks at it, she will feel that she should be a [-]-year-old elementary school student who wears a yellow helmet, carries a red schoolbag, and is equipped with a recorder.This little girl teacher is really one of the seven wonders of the school.

"Although the teacher does not prohibit everyone from talking, you must listen to what the teacher says──The teacher has carefully prepared the questions for the quiz. If you fail the exam, you will be punished by playing a perspective game──"

"Teacher, are you talking about the blindfolded poker game? That's a professional course in the Department of Perspective! If you can't see the cards in your hand, you have to win ten times in a row, or you won't be allowed to go home. I'm Kamijou Touma I think this will make it impossible to go home in the morning!"

"That's right──But Kamijou, you don't have enough credits in the development course, so you'll have to play perspective games sooner or later anyway?"

Kamijou couldn't understand the professional smile of this "salary teacher" in his heart.

"...Well, it seems that Xiaomeng likes Ah Shang very much!"

The squad leader (male) with blue hair and earrings sitting next to Kamijou said something strange to Kamijou.

"...Don't you think that teacher who is happily writing on the blackboard on tiptoe is hostile to me?"

"...What? Such a lovely teacher, even if she fails you a few subjects, what does it matter? Being scolded by such a little girl. You will definitely gain a lot of experience points!"

"...You masochist and pedophile! It's really hopeless!"

"Aha──! Pedophilia' is just' one of my hobbies, I don't 'only' like little girls!"

Just when Kamijou was about to reply "You omnivore"──

"Those two over there! If you continue to chat, I invite you to play 'Columbus' Egg'!"

The so-called "Columbus's egg" is to turn the raw egg upside down.Let it stand on a table without using any supports.Even students in the Department of Psychic Power have to fight until the blood vessels in their brains explode to control the egg from falling down (because the egg will break if the Psychic Power is too strong, so it is extremely difficult).Moreover, if it is not successful, it will be left until the next morning.

Kamijou and Lanfa Earring could only stare at Tsukiyomi Komoe on the podium, almost forgetting to breathe.

"Do you understand that~?"

What a horrible smile.

Teacher Xiaomeng hates when people mention the word "little", but she likes to be praised as "cute".

However, Teacher Xiaomeng didn't care too much about not being treated as a teacher by the students.Of course, part of the reason is because this is Academy City.Eighty percent of the population here are "students", so it can be said to be a "land of children".So here it is.The evaluation of that kind of "teacher who is not responsible enough" is stricter than that of other schools.What's more, here, the criteria for judging the pros and cons of students are not only "homework" but also "superpowers".

Here, the teacher's duty is only to "develop" the superpowers of the students, and the teacher himself does not have any superpowers.Physical education teachers and instructors are all monsters who seem to have joined the Foreign Legion. They can deal with students with superpowers with just their own iron palms, but of course the chemistry teacher Xiaomeng does not have such abilities. conditions of.

"...I said Ah Shang."

"What?"

"Being scolded by Teacher Xiaomeng. Does it make you feel excited?"

"You're the only one who will be excited, idiot! Enough, shut up! If those of us without motivation are caught playing with raw eggs, I'm afraid the whole summer vacation will be over! Don't hurt me with your fake Kansai accent!"

"Fake... Fake Kansai accent? Why do you say I have a fake Kansai accent? I'm really from Osaka!"

"Shut up! You were born in the land of rice! I'm tired enough. Don't make me bother to complain about you!"

"Ou... Ou Ou, I was born in the land of non-vegetarian rice! Ah... ah... Takoyaki is so delicious~"

"Don't force yourself to be a Kansai native, can you have a meal with only takoyaki?"

"You... what are you talking about, even if you are from Osaka, you don't know how to serve rough rice with takoyaki~"

"........."

"Probably not...probably not...wait...but...eh...does Su really know?"

"It's revealed, fake Kansai people!"

Kamijou sighed.Looking out the window.

If I knew that make-up lessons are so boring, I should have stayed with Index.

Although the nun uniform that Index wore was "Moving Church".It is true that he reacted to Kamijou's right hand (the word "reaction" may be a bit gentle), but it does not mean that Kamijou believes in the existence of "magic".Are those words that Index said out of ten out of ten nonsense?Even if it wasn't nonsense, it might just be that some natural phenomena were mistaken for magic, and he just took Li Shuaixi's words as a joke to fool himself.

but……

(…the fish that slip through the net always seem to be extra large.)

Kamijou sighed again.Rather than being locked in this stuffy classroom without air conditioning, it would be much more interesting to follow Index into the fantasy world of magic and swords.And now participating in the event, also comes with a cute girl paper.

"..."

Kamijou thought of the nun's hat that Index had left in his room.

It still wasn't returned to her.If you really want to pay it back, you actually have a chance.Even if Index had disappeared without a trace, if she had searched seriously at that time, she should have been found immediately.Even if he really couldn't find it, it would be reasonable for Kamijou to still be wandering the streets with his nun's hat.

Looking back now, Kamijou actually just wanted to leave a little bond between the two of them.Kamijou secretly hoped that one day she would come back to get the things she forgot to take.

Because of that white girl, how perfect her smile is.

If you don't leave some fetters, it feels like she will disappear through your fingers like a phantom.

Kamijou was just terrified of it.

(……what happened?)

Kamijou, who suddenly became romantic, suddenly noticed something.

Although Kamijou spoke viciously to the girl hanging on the balcony, he actually didn't hate that girl that much.He even felt a little pity that he might have nothing to do with her in the future.

"...Ah───Damn it!"

Kamijou made a "tsk" in his mouth.If I had known that I would regret it now, I should have insisted on keeping her in the first place.

Having said that, what exactly is the "one hundred and three thousand magic books" she mentioned?

Those "magic associations" (..."associations"? Are they limited companies?) that chased after Index were said to be chasing her in order to obtain the "[-] grimoires".At least that's what she said.And Index fled around with the "one hundred and three thousand magic books".

And she doesn't mean she's holding a warehouse key or a map full of books.Kamijou once asked her "where are those books", and she did answer "they are all here".However, Kamijou didn't even read a single book.What's more, Kamijou's room can't fit so many books.

"...What exactly is she referring to?"

Kamijou couldn't help but tilt his head in thought.Index's monk uniform "Mobile Church" reacted to Kamijou's "Fantasy Killer", so it seems that what she said is not [-]% false...

"Teacher, Kamijou has been looking at the skirts of girls from the women's tennis club outside the window!"

Hearing the loud Kansai accent of the blue-haired earring, Kamijou said "Huh?" and pulled his consciousness back into the classroom.

"..."

Teacher Xiaomeng was silent.

It seems that Mr. Moe was very shocked and sad that Kamijou Touma didn't concentrate on class.Her expression looks like that of a girl who suddenly discovered that Santa Claus turned out to be fake in the winter when she was 12 years old.

Kamijou had just thought this way, and the whole class had already cast their hostile gazes at Kamijou.These individuals appear to be associate members of child rights protection groups.

Even though it was just a make-up class during the summer vacation, Kamijou was not released until the usual time after school.

"...I'm so unlucky."

........

Compared to Kamijou who was making up lessons, Li Shuaixi was much more relaxed. After all, he didn't need to make up lessons, so he took it for granted that he spent a day reading comics in the bookstore, and didn't carry a bag until after school in the afternoon. Back to your home with big bags.

"I'm back, Jill!"

"Tch, it's a bastard to come back so late, it will be a death penalty for neglecting the king's enjoyment~!"

As soon as Li Shuaixi entered the door, it was a handsome blond man who answered him, his burgundy pupils stared closely at the bag in Li Shuaixi's hand, burning with flames.

"Jill, the King of Heroes is going to become a house king if things go on like this, can you stop being such a house king...

Watching the bag in his hand being quickly taken away by the blond man excitedly, and quickly unpacking the games inside, Li Shuaixi could only sigh helplessly, looking at the oldest piece of Gilgamesh's past. The king has become the oldest otaku, and he has an indescribable sense of melancholy in his heart.

"Whispering! It's an honor for this king to accept your offering. You actually plan to borrow the power that the king gave you. You should do your best to serve this king well. This is your duty! Hahaha~... ....

"...Well, well, what a fart! Forget it, Jill, I don't bother to care about you when you are so old, who cares more about me than me, really...

Seeing the oldest otaku who was immersed in the game world, Li Shuaixi could only shake his head weakly, and then he lay down on the sofa, immersing himself in the game world with the oldest otaku. (To be continued..)