Who told him to rush up there?.
Chapter 230 Three is Three
So bad, prepare for even worse!
"Then I think we should talk about marrying Her Royal Highness the Princess."
Seeing that confessing was a dead end, Eli stopped talking nonsense with Her Majesty the Queen and simply changed the subject, going back to the previous link.
"Oh? So you agree to kneel down and worship me?"
Seeing that her teasing was successful, the Elf Queen couldn't stop laughing, and while she was happy, the crown on her head trembled as if to please her master.
"You can bow, but you may have to bow to each other..."
Eli nodded upon hearing this, indicating that he agreed with Her Majesty the Queen's proposal.
"What does it mean to worship each other?"
This time, the Elf Queen really didn't understand, because this was a ritual from an ancient Eastern civilization. There was no such item in the Elf Tribe or even in the entire continent, so she naturally didn't understand.
"Oh, that's what I saw in a lost ancient book. It's the process that two people need to go through when they get married. It's divided into bowing to heaven and earth, bowing to parents, husband and wife bowing to each other, and then they are sent to the bridal chamber... Maybe you don't understand the bridal chamber, let me explain it to you. The bridal chamber is actually... oh shit, don't do it, it hurts..."
Eli was obviously giving a science lecture, but as she was talking, the Queen, who had been smiling just now, frowned and the scepter in her hand unconsciously glowed green. Fortunately, Eli knew that he would be beaten if he failed to tease her, so he was prepared. Although the Elf Queen's attack was swift, he still blocked it with his axe.
But a legendary demigod is a legendary demigod. Although he held the Elf Queen's scepter, the green light on the scepter still attached to his axe-holding hand. It was not because he was careless, but because the green light was too fast, comparable to instant magic, and Eli could not avoid it even if he was prepared.
It is said that the Elf Queen is extremely skilled in life magic, and her martial arts skills have reached the demigod level. The green light she casually emitted may seem insignificant, but it made Eli, whose body was comparable to that of a god, feel a little pain.
Although it was only a slight pain, it was still very serious. After all, that was a strong body that could only leave a white mark at most even if the Demon King hit it with all his strength.
"You have such a strong body. You have brought me so many surprises..."
The Elf Queen had intended to teach Eli a lesson by using her scepter to launch a casual attack. However, seeing that he was hurt by the green light but was unharmed except for crying out in pain, the anger in the Elf Queen's eyes remained the same, but there was a hint of joy.
The look of joy was so obvious that even a young man like Eli could see it.
I'm in good health, why are you so happy?
Eli was at a loss for words. Could it be that she was greedy for my body?
That wouldn't do. What he had said before about the couple bowing to each other was just a joke, a way to fight back against her teasing. If he really wanted to find an elf that matched him among the elves, it would have to be at least from the same generation as the elf princess.
Although Her Majesty the Queen looks extremely beautiful, she is quite old. Even after the simplest conversion, she is equivalent to being in her forties in human terms. A woman of this age is as terrifying as a tiger or a wolf, not to mention being able to suck up dirt while sitting on the ground. Even Eli, who is at his prime, does not dare to challenge her easily.
"I don't know why, but I can sense that you are thinking of something very rude. It seems that the lesson I taught you is not enough..."
Just as Eli was daydreaming, the Elf Queen who had been watching him suddenly felt a chill for no reason. With her strength, her telepathy was very strong, so even if Eli didn't say anything, she could feel that he was up to no good.
So, as she finished her words, the scepter that symbolized the royal power of the elves was put away by her, and two identical daggers came out with it. The style was somewhat similar to the scimitar of the elf princess, but there were slight differences.
"I was wrong, I was really wrong. I will go sit at the foot of Longyang Mountain now..."
Seeing the Elf Queen take out her iconic twin swords, Eli quickly waved his hands to admit his mistake. Although he had never fought with the Elf Queen, he had heard the legend of this legendary demigod for decades. She was not a rookie who would be challenged by someone of a higher level, but one of the strongest demigods on the continent.
Eli may have the confidence to defeat her if they were on the same level, but with his current state of being a half-god, it would be completely wishful thinking for him to confront the Elf Queen head-on.
Although Eli is reckless, his head is not all brawn, he has some brains. He dares to tease the Elf Queen because he knows that she will not kill him and cannot kill him. But he does not dare to really fight with the Elf Queen because he knows he cannot beat her and a real fight would only bring humiliation to himself.
"Isn't it a bit too late to admit your mistakes now? Don't accuse me of bullying. I'll give you two choices. One is to kneel down at my feet now and I'll give you Luna. The other is to defeat me, and I'll bow to you and pass the throne to Luna before you go with me."
The Elf Queen held two daggers in her hands and said that she would give two choices, but in fact there was only one way to go. The second way seemed to be a bright way, but the prerequisite was too difficult to meet. Unless he could ask the gods to help him, otherwise he would be asking for trouble.
Unfortunately, Eli has no true god he believes in. Even if he does, it is impossible for the high and mighty gods to descend to the mortal world to help him with such a matter. Therefore, the second path mentioned by the Elf Queen is a pure dead end and will not work at all.
"Then...Mother-in-law, please accept my greetings."
After thinking for a moment, Eli really didn't have the confidence to go to war with the Elf Queen, so he could only humble himself and reluctantly accept the beautiful Elf Princess as one of his wives.
As for this bow, Eli only said verbally that he bowed. In reality, not only did he not bow down, but even the extent of his bending was not as large as that of the Japanese people when they were doing private horse races...
And seeing that Eli refused to even kneel on one knee, but just bent slightly and half bowed, the Elf Queen was about to teach him how to kneel, but she felt a burst of joy coming from the crown on her head.
Can this work? The goddess is really good at snatching believers...
The Elf Queen breathed a sigh of relief as she silently repeated the words that she could not say out loud. No matter what, her mission was accomplished. It was just that this boy was too cunning. If it were not for the Goddess's superior skills, she would have been fooled by him.
"Ahem, although I feel like you're not particularly sincere, but Luna has already been forcefully kissed by you, and she can't get married anyway, so you'll have her for free."
Seeing Eli kneeling on his knees in a pretentious manner and then quickly straightening up, the Elf Queen coughed twice, reluctantly accepting his bow.
As the Queen of the Elves, her words were golden. She would give Luna away for free. After all, that was the goddess's wish, and Luna herself could not disobey. "Besides Princess Luna, there is also Wendy..."
At this time, Eli's weak voice came from the side, as if he had suffered a great loss by accepting this marriage.
"Oh, Wendy has also been kissed by you, so she is not clean anymore. Then I will give her to you as well..."
Anyway, giving one is a gift, giving two is also a gift. Just as she said, these two elven princesses were both defiled by him, so it doesn't matter much if she sells them to him at a low price.
"Besides Princess Luna and Wendy, there's also Clea..."
Eli's weak voice came again, and this time the Elf Queen really frowned, realizing that things were not simple.
"You've never kissed her, Claire, what do you want her to do?"
The Elf Queen didn't value Clea more, but the first two Elf princesses were destined to be entangled with Eli in the eyes of the Goddess. If the Goddess wanted to snatch someone from the Goddess of Fate, she would definitely have to sacrifice her children to catch the wolf. But the children who should be sacrificed have already been given away, so why did she still want to continue to snatch people from the elves?
"Didn't you say earlier that you could pick ten more elves as your dowry?"
Eli tilted his head when he heard this and said it as a matter of course.
This……
The Elf Queen was silenced by Eli's naivety. She said that, but you were forced to give in under my pressure. How can it be compared with the situation where you obediently agreed to the conditions?
"That's your reward for kneeling down under my skirt. But did you kneel down properly?"
The Elf Queen was speechless for a while, but finally rejected Eli's "reasonable" request.
"Even if I didn't kneel properly, you can't deprive me of all my benefits, right? How about changing it to five?"
Eli knew that his worship just now was a little too fake, so he didn't force Her Majesty to fulfill her promise in full. But since you approved of that worship just now, you should at least give me half of the benefits, right?
"Even five won't do. Luna is a princess of my clan, and Wendy is also a princess of the royal family. It is a great blessing for you to marry both of them at the same time. I have not asked you to disperse the women in your family and only marry these two. What else do you want?"
Eli wanted to bargain, but the Elf Queen naturally couldn't agree to it. It wasn't because she couldn't bear to part with the other four elven girls, but because she couldn't let him get too carried away. Now he dared to ask for five. If she gave in to him, one of the five elves might include her...
After all, the Elf Queen is also one of the elves. This guy is extremely bold and lustful. She is so beautiful and charming, it is hard to guarantee that he will not have any bad thoughts.
Throughout the dynasties, no matter which race or which country, it has never been heard of that a princess would marry and the queen would be given as a dowry. She must be on guard against his move, otherwise if his words unfortunately come true, she will either break her promise in front of the goddess and become a faithless elf, or become a laughing stock of the entire continent for at least five hundred years.
"Then there should be at least three... You can't be the consort of the elves and not get any benefits, right?"
Eli still refused to give up. Although he asked for reductions again and again, he was determined to keep the benefits.
The Elf Queen wanted to say that marrying an elven girl was your greatest blessing, but when she thought that it was she who took the initiative to propose this marriage, she couldn't help feeling a little insecure.
It’s all the Goddess’ fault. She made such a reckless decision and had to make an exception for him... Well, you can’t blame the Goddess. The Goddess is supreme. The entire elf race depends on her to reproduce and survive in this chaotic world. It’s all Eli’s fault. He was too greedy!
"Three means three, but not three as dowry. I'll give you three in total. Luna, Wendy, and Clia are all yours. You are not allowed to ask for anyone else."
The Elf Queen hesitated for a moment, and finally decided on the bottom line she could accept. She could not bear the risk of losing herself, so she could only let Clea inconvenience. It was only the first time she and Eli met, and nothing ambiguous had happened between them. It was purely because Eli coveted her perfect figure that he wanted her as a bonus.
But she was not at a disadvantage. Although Eli was a pervert, his strength and talent were worthy of recognition. His appearance was no worse than that of the handsome elves. Most importantly, he was still strong and should be able to satisfy the three of them...
Yes, she didn’t know what that kind of thing felt like. The previous queen had never told her about it, and the elves she was familiar with had no experience or experience like her, so there was no communication between them in this regard.
Fortunately, the elves born from the fruit of life have very low desires, and they have never felt lonely even after being single for hundreds of years. It was only now that she had promised Luna and the other three away that she thought about this matter after considering their happy lives. Otherwise, she would never have thought about anything related to it in the past.
"Aren't three a little too few? I remember that the elves have a population of over 100 million, and there are at least 30 million girls of marriageable age... And it's not that we can't be more flexible, we can take lolita, mature women and light mature women into consideration..."
Eli obviously had not given up and was still "arguing with reason", but his tone was inevitably a little loud, which made the Elf Queen pick up her two swords and start sparring again.
You think three is not enough, and you are still thinking about 30 million? You also want to take loli, mature woman and young woman into consideration? Are you referring to me as young woman? Good man, it seems I have to beat you up!
Seeing the Elf Queen playing with her two swords with a smile on her face, Eli decisively shut up. He probably felt out the bottom line of the Queen, which was that there would be no more of these three...
Well, three is enough. This is already one more than expected...
Originally, he came to confess his crime, intending to take some punishment, and then ask for a marriage, and take in Wendy, whom he knew well. However, he ran into the Elf Princess on the road, and his reckless behavior offended the Elf Princess, so he had to add one more person.
Eli is not an insatiable person, but he does have a strong possessiveness. He doesn't care if they haven't had an ambiguous relationship before, but once he has left a mark on someone, he will have to take them all.
You can't let him watch the girl he kissed marry someone else in the future, right? That might not be considered cheating, but Eli said he couldn't accept it.
No matter if it was Wendy or Luna, they were already marked after he kissed them stupidly, but for Clia, it was a complete surprise.
After all, she is the big Lei Yujie, who doesn't like big ones? Big is great! Huge is good!
Eli can only say that this wave of success is not a loss, and even a bit of a profit. (End of this chapter)
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