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Seeing that everyone was looking at him eagerly, Ying Xiahe spoke up and said, "Next, I will say three sentences. After listening, which sentence do you agree to stand in the three positions of left, middle, and right, and then I will decide which one to post?" Do you understand the bonus of the person in the position?"

"Understood!" Everyone shouted in unison.

All the people responded in unison. In fact, how many of them understood the meaning of Ying Xiahe's words, but it didn't matter, just follow the trend. Anyway, following the trend is the most unique way of thinking and action of the people of Huaxia.

Ying Xiahe glanced at the main room, saw everyone staring at her with bated breath, and said loudly: "The first sentence, the new daughter-in-law gave birth to twin sons!"

The hall was completely silent, how come the matter of twins came up, many people did not recover.

The quick-witted person spoke up and said, "The new daughter-in-law of the Qi family has twin sons, that's great, great news!"

Ying Xiahe said: "Those who like the new daughter-in-law of the Qi family to have twin sons, stand on the left side of the lobby!"

Boom, the crowd realized that the birth of twin sons was a great joy, and no one in the Qi family said anything about the great joy. Everyone moved and squeezed to the left.Who doesn't please the Qi family, give birth to twin sons, don't you agree that the new daughter-in-law of the Qi family has twin sons?Everyone squeezed to the left of the lobby, for fear that if they moved too slowly, they would be seen by the Qi family, who would mistakenly think that they were unhappy and did not support Qi's twin sons.

A strange situation appeared in the main room, the people on the left piled up to fill the sea, while the people in the middle and the right were empty.

A treacherous smile appeared on Ying Xiahe's face, and she said loudly, "The second sentence. The new wife gave birth to a fat boy!"

Everyone listened and thought about it, twins can't be born, it's not bad to have a big fat boy.But it’s better to give birth to twin sons. Everyone is crowded on the left side of the twins. Even if people are crowded and sweaty, no one wants to move.

Ying Xiahe looked at the crowd and said, "Whoever likes the new daughter-in-law of the Qi family to give birth to a fat boy, stand on the right side of the hall!"

No one wanted to stand to the right, and a few people happened to walk in from outside the lobby.The people on the left thought to themselves, if a few more people squeeze in, they might not be able to get a dollar for each person.Someone shouted, it is agreed that the new wife will give birth to a fat boy and stand on the right!

The few people who came in couldn't figure it out, but they heard that it was related to the new wife giving birth to a fat boy, so they stood to the right!

Ying Xiahe shouted: "The third sentence. The new wife gave birth to a daughter!"

They all looked at Ying Xiahe and giggled.We all know that Ying Xiahe wants to call "the one who likes the daughter-in-law of the Qi family to give birth to a daughter", but no one stands in the middle. Whoever picks up a wife doesn't want to have twins, big fat boys, and who wants to give birth to a girl?Even if he had no choice but to give birth to a girl, he didn't care what family planning he had, and then he had a second child, the second child was a girl, and then he had a third child.In this way, the birth of four children, five children and six children has the spirit of "Foolish Old Man Moving Mountains" for generations to dig down Wangwu Mountain and Taihang Mountain until they are gone.Give birth to one girl after another until you see one with a handle!

Ying Xiahe looked at the empty room in the middle and asked, "Is there no one standing in the middle?"

Everyone just looked at Ying Xiahe and smiled foolishly, smiling flatteringly, laughing and looking forward to it, and of course they also laughed for granted, like the daughter-in-law of the Qi family who gave birth to twin sons will definitely get a bonus!

Ying Xiahe shook her head and said with a disappointed expression: "No one really likes the daughter-in-law of the Qi family to have a daughter?"

Seeing such a scene, mother couldn't help giving birth to children. She was afraid that her daughter-in-law would lose face, so she hurried to the middle and said to Xia He, I like it!He also said to Dad, old man, don't stand in the middle yet!

Dad saw the old woman screaming, and felt that he should stand in the middle at this time. In the future, if the daughter-in-law really gave birth to a girl, she would look good, at least he would not say that the father-in-law is patriarchal.

Dad ran to stand in the middle, and called Qi Hao, Qi Lin, Qi Ji, Qi Juan, Qi Rui, and Shen Geng to stand in the middle, and the whole family swore to Lin Xiaoxia, daughter-in-law, you will be brave enough to have a daughter, and the whole family supports it you!

Lin Xiaoxia looked at the family and smiled sweetly, and said, "I will try my best to give birth to a daughter for you!"

boom!Everyone laughed. The new daughter-in-law swore to give birth to a daughter for the Qi family, and she didn't take care of the emotions of the two elders of the Qi family.

Ying Xiahe glanced at the left, middle, and right, and asked loudly, "Has anyone changed their mind?"

The people on the right figured out that the person on the left had twin sons, so they quickly raised their hands and said we changed our minds and ran to the left!

Ying Xiahe smiled slightly, and said loudly: "Now I announce that the person standing in the middle will get a special bonus!"

boom!It's a tragedy, how can you still get a bonus for giving birth to a girl, it's not fair, it turns out that it's my family who rewards me!

Someone laughed and said, "Whoever picks up a daughter-in-law and gives birth to a girl movie in the future, we will give a bonus!"

Someone said: "No, no, I don't want your bonus!"

Someone said: "I don't want the money I gave you, idiot!"

Someone said: "It will be clear if you do the calculations. The bonus is only two hundred yuan. If the first one is a girl who has a second child, the fine for having a second child will be tens of thousands of yuan. You are idiots who want your bonus!"

Everyone was amused by the man's words, family planning, so many people commit crimes in order to have one more son, the state does not know how much fines, but fortunately, the people in the ruling party have a good appetite, so they ate up the fines one by one, otherwise It's no wonder that the money doesn't go moldy and go bad, and it's gnawed by cockroaches and mice!

Mom took the bonus from Ying Xiahe, and turned to Dad: "Old man, we won the prize!"

Dad snorted, ignored the old woman, and gave birth to a little girl to see how happy you are!

Qi Hao stood beside his father and whispered: "Dad, holding grandsons and granddaughters is a son's business, it doesn't matter if you give bonuses!"

Dad smiled, turned his face and stared at Qi Hao without saying a word, but what he could tell on his face was: Boy, work harder for me, plant twins, and let everyone in Wen County know that you are a man!

Mom took the two hundred yuan and couldn't divide it: "Old man, how do you divide the bonus?"

Qi Rui said: "Whatever the points are, don't you get one hundred and Dad one hundred?"

Dad said generously: "I don't want it, I will give it to you!"

Ying Xiahe announced: "This is the end of marrying the bride. Tonight's show will discredit my father's face. He will put on a tall hat and tie him with a rope to parade through the streets. Please come and join us!"

The crowd burst out laughing. If you want to say that everyone does these things like this, but from the mouth of the Qi family's youngest daughter-in-law, it's another taste. Everyone agrees that they must go tonight!

Ying Xiahe still didn't forget to say: "Next time I marry into Qi's family, everyone is welcome to come!"

The crowd laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs, the Qi family's precious daughter-in-law, she really can say and do anything.

Sister Rong came over and handed the bag containing the money to Dad, and Dad looked at Sister Rong with a surprised expression: "This, this..."

Sister Rong said: "Xiaoxia said, this is the pocket money that my parents usually save, and my parents should keep it for use!"

Dad was stunned for a while, then handed the money to Qi Lin, Qi Lin pushed it away and said, "Brother said, it's my parents' pocket money!"

Dad said: "There is a lot of pocket money, even if I give it to me, I won't be able to spend it!"

Qi Lin said: "I will find a way for my parents to ensure that the money will be spent!"

Dad looked at Qi Lin with a puzzled expression, he couldn't save money, so why should he find a way to spend it?

Qi Lin said carelessly: "Go on a trip!"

"Take out the money and throw it away, I won't do it!" Dad stared at Qi Lin and said stubbornly.

Qi Lin made a patient expression and said: "Dad, our family is not living a small life now. Brother has already told me that next time I go abroad, I will take my parents out. My parents have never been anywhere in Wen County. Now We went abroad, rushed out of Asia, and traveled around the world in one fell swoop!"

"How much does that cost!" Dad said in surprise.

Qi Lin said: "Like I said, it's not about money now, it's about parents going abroad, rushing out of Asia, and traveling around the world!"

Dad stared at Qi Lin, and he suddenly realized that his children had grown up and stood upright, and they were many times stronger than the older generation. What is happiness, he suddenly realized that he had already enjoyed happiness, really, enjoying happiness Oh, why didn't I realize it before!

Dad laughed with excitement!

Many people from Qihao's family and relatives came all at once. Fortunately, the house is wide and there are mahjong tables everywhere. After the wedding, it's all right. Playing mahjong, playing poker, and coming to the sophomore year, the house is still very lively.

The family and the guests left early, Qi Hao knew they were sleepy, so he asked Qi Lin and Sister Rong to lead the family and guests to the rooms on the second and third floors to wash and rest.

Lin Xiaoxia was tossed around for a while and needed to rest, so Qi Hao led and Gu Qiong accompanied Lin Xiaoxia to the new house on the third floor.

The three of them entered the new house, and the new house was filled with red, and a festive scene unfolded in front of their eyes.

Gu Qiong said in surprise: "This is a new house!"

Qi Hao said: "In Wenxian County, big red is the main color of wedding celebrations, everything is red, and the atmosphere of prosperity comes out!"

Gu Qiong asked: "Xiaoxia, do you like it?"

Lin Xiaoxia looked at the new house and said happily, "I like it!"

Gu Qiong asked: "Why do you call Xia He to be the master of ceremonies?"

Qi Hao said: "I don't know if the emcee was really scared away, or Xia He took over. Xia He was very interested in Wen County's wedding, and she chased after the emcee to ask questions when arranging the wedding, and then she became the emcee, but she omitted a part of it. program, and modified the form, Wen County's wedding has become Xia He's characteristics!"

The three of them couldn't help laughing when they thought of the situation when Xia He was the master of ceremonies at the wedding celebration.

Lin Xiaoxia said: "It can be seen that Xia He is having a good time!"

Gu Qiong yawned, stretched and said, "I want to sleep for a while!"

"Qihao, I also want to sleep for a while, you go and take care of them!" Lin Xiaoxia issued the order to evict the guests, and then said, "I will sleep with Sister Gu Qiong tonight, you can find another way!"

"What?" Qi Hao looked at Gu Qiong, surprised Lin Xiaoxia, "This is a new house, I'm the bridegroom!"

"Why, the bridegroom can't live in the bride's house if the groom can live in it?" Gu Qiong said bluntly.

"It's okay to live!" Qi Hao quickly gave in, "I'll give you the new house, it should be fine!" (To be continued...)