Coquettish Rebirth

The next day, Xiao Cao Xiaoyuan asked someone to drive a tractor to transport the fake wine to the county town, and then transported it to the rented warehouse nearby.For them, this experience is still a bit unbelievable now!From their point of view, Li Jinfu was a bold man with a high level of skill, rather than an ignorant man who was fearless.After the average person is seized by the industrial and commercial quality inspection, who would have the guts to steal it back?This guy even thought about doing an upside-down industrial and commercial quality inspection before, and directly exchanged a civet cat for the prince!Fortunately, it didn't work out this time. If he did it, I guess Li Jinfu would have to sue everywhere again, saying that he was a scoundrel in the industrial and commercial quality inspection and he would punish him, saying that he had no money but was just farming. , but the cadres who broke the law and discipline actually wanted to fine him... This is the era without the Internet, Weibo, and public knowledge. !

Here Xiao Cao Xiaoyuan, after saving his meal of white wine, went back to the hotel to take down the video tape and was packing it up. On the other side, something happened——after Li Jinfu woke up that day, he went to the hotel near the county seat A chemical factory buys ethanol. After entering the warehouse, it happens that someone is buying methanol next to it.He casually leaned over to take a look, and was surprised to find that the methanol smelled like alcohol.

"What is this?" Li Jinfu asked. "Methanol." The staff of the chemical plant said without looking back. "How do you sell this methanol?" Li Jinfu asked casually, "2300 yuan a meal." Hearing this answer, an idea appeared in his mind.Since this stuff smells like wine, how about getting fake wine to go back home?This thing costs 2300 yuan a meal, but it is much cheaper than the 7500 yuan a ton of alcoholic beverages!At that time, he stopped buying edible alcohol, and instead bought two catties of methanol. "Wait, methanol needs to be registered!" Unexpectedly, the staff member said so.Li Jinfu thought, register?Asshole!At that time, I took two packs of cigarettes from my body and secretly stuffed them to the clerk, "I'll just buy two catties, it's okay, you're busy too, just a little bit..."

After bribing the clerk, Li Jinfu still registered, but under a false name.Instead of buying edible alcohol, he brought two catties of this thing home. Li Jinfu's behavior made his wife very strange, but Li Jinfu didn't pay attention to his wife's question, but asked his wife to take his brother-in-law and the hired workers in the village who helped exchange fake wine I called over.He has been in this business for a long time. In addition to the help of his brother-in-law, he also hired an old man in the village to help mix well water and alcohol.After his wife called the two men over, Li Jinfu mixed methanol with well water in front of them, and after finishing it according to the approximate ratio of the mixed wine, he poured a small bowl for his brother-in-law. "Drink and see how it tastes," he said.

My brother-in-law, who was educated in elementary school, didn't think much about it, took the bowl and took a gulp.After finishing drinking, I thought about it, "Brother-in-law, isn't this still drinking alcohol?" Hey!Seeing that his brother-in-law didn't drink it, Li Jinfu's eyes lit up at that time. He then mixed a bowl of methanol and well water, then made some perfume into it, and handed it to the old man who helped, "Come on, old man." Cai, drink and see how you like it!"

After Lao Cai took the bowl and smelled it, he drank it slowly. After drinking it, Lao Cai thought about it, "The taste is not bad, just like the wine we made. Jin Fu, what is this? Isn’t it alcohol?” “No! This is something I discovered when I went to the chemical factory today! It’s called methanol! As soon as I heard that it smelled like alcohol, I asked about the price. It’s only 2300 for a meal. !Co...to...half of the alcoholic drink? No, one third! So I bought two catties and came back to try it out, and you can see, the taste is not bad, hahaha!"

Just when Li Jinfu was laughing, Lao Cai over there suddenly seemed a little unsteady. He stretched out his hand to his side as if he wanted to help something, and then he couldn't take it anymore and vomited on the spot! "Lao Cai, you can't drink too much! You can't do it with just one bowl?" Li Jinfu and his brother-in-law thought that Lao Cai had no capacity for alcohol, and laughed.But after 5 minutes, they couldn't laugh anymore, because Lao Cai didn't wake up after vomiting. On the contrary, he almost couldn't stand up.This is not a symptom of drunkenness!At that time, Li Jinfu and his brother-in-law rode a motorcycle together and sent Lao Cai to the hospital.After this Lao Cai was sent to the hospital, the doctor said it was methanol poisoning, and he had to be given injections for a full day to heal.

"Brother-in-law, is this...is it poisonous?" Brother-in-law and Li Jinfu asked a little uneasy after they came out of the hospital.He also drank a bowl!What if he did the same thing later?In the end, who knew that Li Jinfu glared at him and said, "What is it poisonous? It's not poisonous! If it's poisonous, would you be fine? It's just that Lao Cai himself can't do it. You haven't heard that drinking alcohol can lead to alcohol poisoning. He That's alcohol poisoning!"

After convincing his brother-in-law, Li Jinfu returned home, but as soon as he got home, he saw a person from the industrial and commercial quality inspection. "Li Jinfu, you just came back just in time! How dare you steal the fake wine that we have already seized! It's against you! Let me tell you, you can't afford this, and the fine will increase. Ten thousand will become forty thousand!" Hearing this, Li Jinfu's eyes turned red! "Fuck off! When did I steal it from you? You don't care about it! Maybe it's your own who stole it and blamed me! Is there any law for this? Is there any law? Is there any reason? My family has no money! I only have one life, if you think this world is not free, you can arrest me and kill me if you have the ability! Come on!"

"Li Jinfu! Don't do this! Let me tell you, if you still stubbornly refuse to admit it, we will report to the Public Security Bureau immediately! Do you think you stole it and no one will know? The douer on your finger is printed on the It’s in our warehouse! This is called fingerprints, understand? You are the only one who has your fingerprints in the world, understand? Let me tell you, when the police from the Public Security Bureau come, and after they are found out, you will not be fined. Solved!"

Hearing what the people from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau said, Li Jinfu lost his arrogance at that time.He didn't read after elementary school, so he felt quite high-tech when he heard about fingerprints!Can this thing match him?When he went that night, he didn't seem to be wearing gloves!No wonder the villains on TV have to wear gloves when they do things, it turns out this is the truth!

"Father, what should we do? Are we really going to pay this 4 fine?" the daughter-in-law asked with a mournful face. "Fuck you! If you pay 4 yuan, you can only redeem the tractor. Is a bullshit tractor worth [-] yuan?" Li Jinfu said cursingly. "But how can we sell wine without a tractor? Besides, if the industry and commerce know where our house is, what should we do if they come to seize things later? If our yard is sealed up, where do we live?"

"You talk too much! Don't you know how to change places? Huang Hong and Song Dan's Chaosheng guerrillas know how to change places with one shot! You don't know! I'll think of a way to sell our house later. Now, the land is also contracted to others, and then we can go to other counties to change places!" Li Jinfu already had a plan in his mind at this time.That's right, that methanol may be poisonous, but isn't it okay for his brother-in-law to drink it?This proves that this thing is not very poisonous!If it's not big, why can't it be sold?

Although this methanol is strictly managed and needs to be registered, he stuffed two packs of cigarettes to the clerk, and he found out clearly that if you buy it by a few catties, you need to register the name of the person, and if you buy it for more than a few hundred catties, you have to synthesize it... ...bought in the name of a synthetic fuel plant!It is said that this methanol can be used as methanol gasoline, which is a synthetic fuel!Go back and find a fake certificate, get a fake official seal, get a small factory building, pretend it is a synthetic fuel factory, can't you buy methanol?In the past, you could only buy one ton of edible alcohol, but now you can buy three tons of methanol!This methanol is used to mix wine, so how much money does it cost?

Within a few days, Li Jinfu, who sold his house, took his wife and brother-in-law to Xujia Village in the north of the county. This Xujia Village is closer to Inner Mongolia, but it still looks like a mountainous area in western Shanxi.Li Jinfu chose to come here after thinking about it. If something happened, wouldn't it be convenient to go to Inner Mongolia?No matter how powerful the police in Jinxi are, can they go to Inner Mongolia to arrest him?Moreover, the east of Inner Mongolia is close to the northeast, and the west is close to the northwest. Why can't he run away?

Next, he rented a warehouse on the edge of a cornfield that had been left unused by the production team.While looking for a fake certificate, he got a fake official seal of the synthetic fuel factory, and at the same time hung up the signboard of the synthetic fuel factory on the warehouse door.At the same time, I also bought some cement, sand and bricks, and spent a few days with my brother-in-law to make a compartment in the warehouse!This cubicle is about 8 square meters. There are walls on all sides of the cubicle. There are no windows or doors. There is only one incandescent lamp, and there is only a wall hole leading to the outside like a dog hole!

Li Jinfu found some packing boxes and stacked them outside the compartment, and the packing boxes were piled up very high. It seemed that the compartment was full of packing cartons!And this compartment is where Li Jinfu plans to use it to produce fake wine!

"Father, why are we being so sneaky?" Li Jinfu's daughter-in-law felt something was wrong sensitively. "Nonsense! How did the industry and commerce find out before? Isn't it because you, a prodigal bitch, were too sneaky? If we were a little sneaky before, and the industry and commerce didn't know our address, how could we come to fine us? We are cheating! Have a bit of a professional spirit!" Li Jinfu said to his wife like this...