Coquettish Rebirth

"Student Jia...you prepared these things for Xiaozi?" Mr. Luo asked in surprise as he looked at the books and materials that took up half of the tea table. :Update text chapter fastest:

"Yes, I have always thought that the education method of the sage Zhang Wenzhong is very good, and I plan to use it for Luo Li... Zi." Jia Hongjian said with a slight nod. "Mr. Zhang Wenzhong?" Wang Koulan repeated the four-character "name" that sounded a bit like a Japanese name in confusion.

"It's Zhang Taiyue...Zhang Jiangling...Uncle Zhang...well, it's Zhang Juzheng." Jia Hongjian pretended to be honest and showed off.He first said Zhang Juzheng's posthumous name Wen Zhong with a serious expression, and called Zhang Juzheng Zhang Wenzhong according to the way literati often call Ouyang Xiu "Ouyang Wenzhong Gong". Zhang Juzheng was called Zhang Taiyue by the way of "Qinglian Jushi" and "Li Qinglian".

When the other party didn't understand as expected, he called out Zhang Jiangling according to the traditional method of surname + native place, and finally called out Zhang Juzheng's name.After such a set, Jia Hongjian did not believe that he could not be fooled!He, Jia Hongjian, is not one of those guys who only know how to install 13 in a low-level mode. He has always regarded Guo Jing as his idol, and he takes the high-end route of pretending to be stupid and pretending to be 13 at the same time!After pretending like this, not only did the other party feel in his heart that he was wandering between cow a and cow c, but he also didn't feel disgusted at all!

After giving the other party enough time to ferment his thoughts of shock and shame, Jia Hongjian continued sincerely like Brother Jing: "Mr. Zhang Juzheng is the chief assistant of the cabinet of the Ming Dynasty. He was once authorized by the queen. Full power to educate the little emperor. He has to deal with official business during the day and give lessons to the little emperor. After returning home at night, he has to prepare for the next day's course. Draw the content into a picture for the little emperor to see..."

When Jia Hongjian said this, Mr. Luo, Wang Koulan and the girl of the same age who opened the door for him were all shocked.In this era of just reform and opening up, "Chinese studies" were not yet popular, there were no lecture halls of hundreds of schools, and few ordinary people had a deep understanding of ancient things.Perhaps they knew that Zhang Ju was a senior official of the Ming Dynasty, but they never imagined that Zhang Ju used this method to educate the little emperor.

In their view, this dedicated person is awe-inspiring!Not to mention the previous era, even in this era, how many teachers in the world can do this?And Jia Hongjian still wanted to follow Zhang Juzheng's model?

But at this time, Jia Hongjian was no longer going to pretend to be 13 with those adults, even if among the adults there was Wang Koulan with a beauty index of 85 points.He is ready to show his professional side at this time. He is ready to start teaching little loli. People say that men are the most handsome when they concentrate on doing things. Of course he has to start working hard to deepen this impression!

He hugged the little Lolita on his lap, and asked the little Lolita with a smile: "Louli-Zi, let's learn mythology today, okay? What mythology do you know?"

"Hmm... I know that Nu Wa created humans... and that Dayu controlled the floods..." Little Loli tilted her head and thought for a long time before saying.

"Well, let me tell you the Chinese mythology from the beginning today, okay? Then I will also tell you the Greek mythology at the same time, okay?" After seeing little Lolita nodding cheerfully, Jia Hongjian started This lecture.

"First of all, many, many, many years before Nuwa created man, the universe was still in chaos at that time, just like egg white and egg yolk mixed together. At this time, Pangu appeared in Chinese mythology, and in Greek mythology In mythology, this piece of chaos is a god named Chaos, and Chaos gave birth to Gaia, the goddess of the earth..." After speaking, Jia Hongjian began to teach.

His teaching can be said to be absolutely unique. The topic he is talking about today is actually a big topic. If it is more academic, it can be written like "On the Simple Cosmology and World View of Human Beings in Ancient Times from the Myths and Stories of China and Greece". class papers.But what he said was very popular, and all the content was broken into parts and integrated into the story that little loli loves to hear most.

When telling the story, he didn't follow the children's book like a parent tells a story to a child before going to bed. He added a lot of humanization to the mythical characters in the story, and he paid great attention to Xiaoluo when telling the story Li interacted, and changed the rhythm of the story from time to time according to the expression of the little loli. When she saw something that the little loli didn't understand, she explained it in detail, and even used the relationship between the characters around the little loli as an example.Or stop talking occasionally, ask the little Lolita a question or two, and ask the little Lolita what she would do if she were a mythical figure.

This approach greatly strengthened the little Lolita's sense of devotion, and made her eyes widen and bright with interest, and even the three people around were completely attracted by Jia Hongjian.They were not shocked by Jia Hongjian's narration method - that would prove that they, as adults, were not interested in the content of the narration, but only in the method of narration.But the reality now is that all three of them were attracted by Jia Hongjian's narration!

Because what Jia Hongjian narrated was something that no one had narrated before. Before he narrated, no one had narrated the mythological systems of the two countries at the same time!

"Okay, the first class is over, little girl has a rest." Jia Hongjian looked at his watch while talking, and then stopped abruptly.

"Eh? Why, Uncle, I still want to listen!" Little Lolita eagerly grabbed Jia Hongjian's collar and said coquettishly.

Jia Hongjian turned Little Lolita's face, and said with a smile: "Little Lolita, be good, you can only concentrate for 40 minutes, after a long time you will lose concentration in the next class, so now Run around, relax, take a look at the distance and relax your eyes, rest for 10 minutes and then we'll come back..."

Now little Lolita was already very dependent on Jia Hongjian, although she still wanted to hear it, but little Lolita obediently listened to Jia Hongjian's words, and ran to the balcony to look into the distance.Seeing little Lolita run away, Luo Lao finally came to his senses and looked at Jia Hongjian in a daze for a long time, and said, "Student Jia...you will become a great talent in the future! Do you want to become a teacher in the past?"

"Where is there, prepare more, think about the lesson plan from Xiaozi's position, in fact, anyone can do it." Jia Hongjian pretended to be modest and polite, "Teacher, there is no such plan for now..."

At this time, Wang Koulan looked at Jia Hongjian with doubts and curiosity in her beautiful eyes, and she suddenly asked, "Student Jia, how did you come up with the idea of ​​telling the myths of the two countries at the same time?"

"Because I personally think that this era is an era of globalization. People in the new era must have a global perspective. How to strengthen the global perspective? When studying history, you should study world history, and even when you study world history, you should study according to the age. Major events that happened around the world in the same year..." Jia Hongjian said seriously. “When I read history books myself, such as Cambridge’s General History of the World, I found that those books are basically national histories, which are time-divided and country-by-country stories. Personally, I think this method can be improved... ..."

In fact, what he likes the most is this kind of non-stop flash bomb that pretends to be serious and serious, and it is only 1993. How many non-professional Chinese in this era know about the Cambridge History Book series?There is no Internet in China these days, and the intellectual property rights system has not been established like the 21st century. Ordinary people really have no way to compare the breadth and breadth of knowledge with the Internet worms of the 21st century!

Amateur history buffs like Jia Hongjian in the 21st century can easily download the Chinese and English versions of the history of Cambridge, and can easily download the history of human development "Guns, Germs and Steel" for free.In the 21st century, he can even go to niche forums where historical professionals gather to discuss historical events with people using physical books and photos. He can go to archaeological professional forums to discuss the details of Tsinghua bamboo slips and the changes of various fossils. You can see photos of the flight envelope data of various domestic aircraft in various pilot manuals in military forums such as Super Base Camp, and you can concoct "Professor Zhang Shimai "Criticize high-speed rail" and other phishing spoofs that can hook professional journalists... All of these, who else could do it in 93?

After thinking for a while, Jia Hongjian began to communicate with Lolita's parents about his tutoring plan: "My teaching plan is designed in this way. I will first tell the ancient history of the world, that is, start from the realm of mythology, and slowly guide the first generation of human civilization. Then start to tell the history of human civilization in terms of geography, environment, plants, animals, etc., and then slowly shift the center to ancient Chinese history..."

Although Jia Hongjian's expression was very relaxed when he said these words, Mr. Luo and Wang Koulan didn't feel relaxed at all.They always feel as if this tutorial is not for preschool girls...it should be used to train graduate students majoring in history?

"Will this be a little too deep? I mean, will it be too difficult for Xiaozi?" Mr. Luo, who was really convinced, asked Jia Hongjian in a low voice.His attitude when he asked this question was really the same as that of a famous doctor when a patient consults an expert. He didn't dare to use a slightly stronger tone for fear that the other party would be angry.

"Please trust me, both of you, and please trust Xiaozi. Since I have promised you, old man, then I am not here to fool around, and I am not just fooling Xiaozi. My purpose is to cultivate Xiaozi The number one loli in China... Cough, the number one 5-year-old girl in China! My goal is that in the future, no matter what the occasion is, as soon as we Xiaozi appear, other children can automatically disappear, because no more Nothing will happen without them! From now on, our Xiaozi will be the jewel in the palm of the Chinese people, and the representative of the best women in China in the past 5000 years!"

Are these words loud?Of course big!It's basically equivalent to running the train with your mouth full!But Jia Hongjian has this kind of capital!Because he has just spent a few 10 minutes to fully prove that he has the ability of an education expert!Even now that Mr. Luo and Wang Koulan looked at Jia Hongjian, they couldn't realize that what they saw was just a 15-year-old boy who had just graduated from junior high school!

Moreover, Jia Hongjian really has the ability to make bragging come true!As long as Jia Hongjian, a coquettish genius, is allowed to play high, then humans can't stop him!