Coquettish Rebirth

To be honest, Jia Hongjian never thought before that it would be so difficult to find someone who can't sing well!Sincerely, Nima is much more difficult than finding someone who sings well!Of course, if he wants to find someone, he definitely doesn't mean just finding someone who can't sing well and it's over. He still wants to make this person who sings badly popular!Moreover, this person must have a distinctive appearance, even if he is considered ugly among Chinese people!For example, Ruhua and Baliangjin in Zhou Xingchi's movies!

However, such a weird character is really hard to find. After all, the ugly and weird ones are the same as the beautiful ones. They are distributed according to the normal distribution, and the more extreme the less!Besides, who said that if you are ugly, you have to sing badly?It's like how many of the naturally beautiful people sing well?Yes or no?Besides, those who are average-looking can still look good with plastic surgery. Could it be that Jia Hongjian is now pulling an ugly singer on the street, and then let him deliberately have plastic surgery to make him look ugly?

And besides, there are really people who don't look very good, and those who are lucky enough to sing are not very good. Don't they have self-esteem?Jia Hongjian came to the door and said that he wanted to transport him to the United States and become a star, and it was like a star who made a fool of himself. How many people were willing?After all, whether this is really possible is still a matter of opinion for others. Ordinary people are all dignified. Back in the United States, they were famous for being ugly. When they came back to China, they saw old acquaintances, relatives and friends. Can you hold your face up?What if someone says that he has insulted the national system?What if someone says it's embarrassing?

We must know that before the complete evolution of the market economy, although people valued money, they also valued other people's opinions, or they focused on spiritual things. In the 80s, Chinese workers went to the United States to study cooperatively. When they saw all kinds of blood-spitting adult magazines sold there, their eyes were straightened!It stands to reason that it's okay to buy it secretly. After all, it's a personal behavior, and it's not about paying for illegal sex, but people at that time could resist it.Then use your own salary and subsidies to buy technical books from the United States!Then I kept saying to myself, "I want to make the Chinese people proud"! "Don't embarrass the motherland"!Although no one actually stared at him at the time, and no one asked him to represent the Chinese and the motherland, but he had this kind of self-requirement and this kind of "quality"!

Here, when Jia Hongjian was worried about looking for someone everywhere, he really began to envy Ganggang Nagada.Jia Hongjian felt that an important part of why Hong Kong and Nagata comedies were able to flourish was that he could always find all kinds of people with the best looks, like eight taels of gold.For example, Ruhua, Huang Yifei, the big brother in Shaolin football, and even Wu Ma, Zeng Zhiwei and others of the older generation, they are absolutely top-notch in appearance!This kind of role is not necessarily so well equipped in Hollywood! [

It would be great if Jia Hongjian and the others had some kind of training center that could continuously dig out people with various looks—after all, the so-called ugly stars on the mainland are actually very skilled.Each of them was also from a regular academic background, but it was only because of their external image that they always played buffoons.

While Jia Hongjian was busy looking for someone, he had dinner with Ye Jing and his parents at home that night.He was thinking about things while eating, and then chatted with his parents one after another.Mom and Dad were chatting and eating with Ye Jing enthusiastically. At this time, they only heard Jia Gang jokingly find a topic and said to his future daughter-in-law, "By the way, Ba Liang Jin is an actor from Hong Kong, right? Often The one that starred in your favorite Stephen Chow movie, the one that is particularly ugly, right?"

When he mentioned this, Jia Hongjian subconsciously shifted his attention away.At this time Ye Jing said curiously. "Uncle, do you know Ba Liang Jin? It's so fashionable!" "I heard Hung Chien mention this guy before, and his name is Ba Liang Jin, and he looks ugly, so easy to remember. Eh... I want to say What's the matter... Oh, by the way, I read the newspaper today, saying that Hong Kong's economy is in a terrible mess. After Soros and the others made a trip in the second half of last year, Hong Kong's stock market and property market fell sharply. A lot Actors and real estate speculators are in a mess. Like Zhong Zhentao. Then he lost money and went bankrupt, and so did this [-] taels of gold! The newspaper said that he used to be worth tens of millions. He owned nine properties under his name, but now he lost all of them Not to mention, my wife ran away, leaving behind a three-year-old son. Now he is out all day taking plays and filming, and when he comes home, he has to take care of the child at the same time as a father..."

"Really? Eight taels of gold is so miserable now? Hiss... His wife probably reunited with him because of his money..." Ye Jing subconsciously sighed, but at this time Jia Hongjian was Here comes the spirit! "The [-] taels of gold went bankrupt?"

"Well, that's what the news said." Just after Jia finished speaking, she saw Su Ping making fun of her son, "Why, why are your eyes so bright when someone else goes bankrupt?" "I can operate him to the United States! At that time, Jia Hongjian said with a bright face.

That's right!This eight taels of gold is an actor in itself. Although he made his debut by being ugly, how can he have a little bit of acting skills?And this kind of people who made their debut by selling ugliness, plus they are ugly themselves, and now they have experienced such a decline from peak to trough, it is impossible not to evolve once in their hearts!Moreover, with such an ugly appearance since he was a child, there must be ridicule that cannot be escaped, so if he tries to show his ugliness in the future, he will definitely not say that he will cock his tail because he has reached the peak again, right?At least it won't be out of control, right?After all, if you have experienced this kind of decline from peak to trough, you will know how much you weigh!

At the same time, Ba Liangjin also has a 3-year-old son by his side, so he has to make more money for his son, right?Then it is relatively easier to be controlled, and it is also easier to show ugliness for the son!After all, fatherly love is the enemy!Letting a young man in his teens and 20s drill other people's crotch, even if it's a bit bloody, he won't do it, but when he has a family, many men will grit their teeth and bow their heads to do it!Men live to take responsibility!

So, in this case, although the Eight Liang Gold is already famous here, it is not well-known in the United States at all, at least not well-known in places other than Chinese groups.It's not that hard to do it this way!It's totally insane!

Looking at the surprised faces of his parents and Ye Jing, Jia Hongjian smiled without explaining. He put down the bowls and chopsticks and went to make a phone call, "Hey, Xiao Wang, what, you can help me tomorrow." Let me look for the contact information of Baliangjin in Hong Kong, yes, Baliangjin... the half-baked Baliang, the gold of gold, is the ugly gossip who often plays supporting roles in Zhou Xingchi's movies, with a childish flower head. ...If Zhou Xingchi is making a movie now, he should be in the lineup of that movie!"

After finishing the order here, Jia Hongjian returned to the dinner table contentedly. "What's the matter, you ran over to make a phone call without eating?" Su Ping said dissatisfied, "Can't we talk about something after dinner? You child! You're not as good as Ye Jing at all..."

Hey, everyone else has a son who has a daughter-in-law and forgets his mother. Why is it that the old Jia's mother-in-law has a daughter-in-law and forgets his son?Jia Hongjian smiled and said, "Don't I want to operate the eight taels of gold?" "Operate?" Ye Jing asked curiously. "Well, I thought the [-] taels of gold is not unlucky now. Listening to what you said just now, I think he is quite miserable. It just so happens that our American Sherlock Holmes wants to get some civilian stars out. I want to see if it can be done. Operate him."

In the end, who knew that just after Jia Hongjian finished speaking, he heard his father say in displeasure, "It's not necessary, aren't you taking the Chinese people abroad to play monkeys? You can't show your family ugliness to the outside world. This kind of appearance Ugly actors can act in China, but when they go abroad, people think that all Chinese people look like that. In the end, he is ashamed like a clown. Isn’t this a disgrace to the Chinese? You have a good face?”

As soon as Jia Gang finished talking here, Su Ping immediately defended her son and said, "Look at what you said, my son also has good intentions to help others, why should he lose face to the Chinese? The family can't even handle it themselves, so they can't wait for Jia Hongjian How about manipulating him, what do you, an outsider, worry about? If you are in his position, bankrupt and have to raise children, will you go out and make yourself ugly? At that time, why don't you care about being ashamed?"

When Su Ping said this, Jia Gang curled his lips, bowed his head and stopped talking.He was trying to save face for his wife and children, and he didn't want to say anything about his wife in front of Su Ping, or just give in to his wife.Here, Su Ping saw the victory, turned her head and said to her son, "Hung-chien, it's okay, don't listen to your father. Later, you can get someone to contact you tomorrow, explain everything clearly, and see if the other party is willing or not." If yes, if you are willing, then we will not say anything. If the other party is not happy, we will not force..."

Jia Hongjian nodded, thinking that in these years, parents still have to take into account whether the other party is happy or not, and they think a lot about it.This will be left to future generations, if you meet someone like Sister Feng, you will probably rush up and kneel down to beg for a chance!After all, in later generations, it is laughing at the poor but not laughing at the prostitute!What shame is there? If they are rich, even if they sell it, they still think that they are rich and have a face!I still think ordinary people who are struggling seriously are idiots!

On the second day, Xiao Wang quickly got in touch with the people in Hong Kong through the relationship between Zhang Yimou and others, and then slowly matched the bridge, and came into contact with the superb ugly man named Ba Liang Jin.And there is a man, who is currently playing the role of a businessman with a trick in "The King of Comedy" by Stephen Chow, Pierre with worms on his face... (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come (qn) to vote , monthly pass, your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to mqn to read.)