Coquettish Rebirth

Just when Britney and their hype have passed for a couple of weeks, when trendy people are tired of talking about Britney's "First Confession of Love", middle-aged people start talking about Britney, this stunner Suddenly, the Los Angeles Times reported an anecdote!

"An Asian man with thorns tied to his upper body asked Sherlock Holmes to give him a chance to upload a song!" "—" News from our newspaper (Reporter Lily-Wang) At about ten o'clock yesterday morning, according to calls from the masses, a strange Asian man appeared at the entrance of Sherlock Holmes Company, and raised a sign to ask Holmes Company to give him the opportunity to upload songs. For this reason, this newspaper The reporter went to the office address of Sherlock Holmes to verify it. As expected, he saw a 40-year-old Asian man with his upper body naked and thorns tied on his back. Standing in front of Holmes' company, he held a huge card with the words "Please Give me the opportunity to upload the song, I want the whole world to hear my singing] and so on.

The reporter approached and asked, and the man replied in Asian English with a very strong accent. He is from Hong Kong, China. He came to the United States this time to get an early upload opportunity like Britney Spears.According to the middle-aged man, his musical talent is very good, he is a buried Chinese Michael Jackson..."

Such a wonderful piece of news, of course, caught the attention of people on the west coast all of a sudden!Everyone knows that Sherlock Holmes has now opened up the opportunity for music companies to upload songs by newcomers, and then it will take about half a year before ordinary users will be able to open up the opportunity to upload their own songs. His eyes lit up.What's more, this person still claims to be comparable to Michael Jackson!

However, looking at the unclear photos in the newspaper, I can only see that this person looks quite... Sorry, it can be said that even Americans have never seen such an ugly guy!God, such an ugly person, said that his own talent is better than that of Michael Jackson?Nima, even if you really have the talent of Michael Jackson, but your face makes people not want to hear you sing, right?Just this guy said he was talented, hahaha!

Obviously, after n people saw this report in the newspaper for the first time, their first reaction was like this.Everyone can even understand why the Hong Kong record company let go of this so-called Chinese version of Michael Jackson.Nima's appearance is too bad, isn't it!This helmet head, this brow, this nose, this face.This chin... tsk tsk.This kind of person becomes a singer.Sorry about the sales?After all, the so-called capable singers must at least have decent looks. Would people laugh right?

For such a person.The Sherlock Holmes company did not agree to him, but it just ignored him.Seeing that Holmes Company ignored him all day, this man became more excited.At night, it seemed that he went to have dinner, and then this guy got a tent from nowhere, and then he was about to camp in front of Holmes' company!What he did, really got the local media in Los Angeles very interested!

That night, a reporter was assigned to interview the guy who pitched a tent in front of Holmes' company. This interview was nothing to worry about, as the Chinese had all kinds of confidence!She is much more confident than Lao Meizi!Changing from the modest stereotype of Chinese East Asians that journalists had in the past, this person really dares to say that he is good!He even said that he came to the United States to be successful, and he is confident that as long as Sherlock Holmes opens up an opportunity for him, he can instantly copy the achievements of Britney Spears and others, and even surpass Britney Spears and refresh Britney's sales records are normal!

Whoa!Such a guy, where does his self-confidence come from?So when the interview was about to end, the curious reporter really wanted to ask this man to open his mouth and hear about his so-called talent.But who knew, this buddy made the reporter laugh out loud—not to mention the insufficiency of the tone, he was almost out of tune when he sang!It's even worse than what the reporter himself sang!

After such a report came out, everyone on the west coast burst into laughter.After working for a long time, it turns out that this guy can only brag!After the readers here burst out laughing, a radio station in Los Angeles actually invited this person to do a program.This show is also predictable, obviously it is for this middle-aged man to sing.As a result, the man who had never left Holmes' company was really moved by the radio station.After arriving at the radio station, he went directly to a live program, and then he sang his famous song " only-you".

This "only-you" is the "only-you" that Luo Jiaying once sang in "A Chinese Journey to the West", but Zhou Xingchi scolded "on, on, on you have a big head".This song was originally sung by bobby-soul, but this man who claimed to be "a quarter of a kilogram of gold" insisted on singing bobby-soul's original song to the ears of 10,000+ listeners on this traffic jam evening Sing into Luo Jiaying's version!

As his various out-of-tune voices wafted out of the car radio, the car owners who were upset by the traffic jam on their way home from get off work all burst out laughing!Nima, just sing like this and boast that you have the talent of Michael Jackson?Haha this is so sweet...tears are coming down!

Yes, such a self-important fool can really make everyone feel full of fun!After all, looking at others as stupid can make the audience or listeners feel smart!So, after one radio station invited him, another radio station would also invite him, and even a few days later, they all began to specifically announce that this man named Quarter-Kilogram Gold would come to their radio station to broadcast live in a few days. , and such a preview will definitely attract many listeners to switch the program to their frequency!

All of a sudden, this man with [-] taels of gold or "a quarter of a kilogram of gold" obviously became the number one buffoon in Los Angeles. It was so joyful!Even later.Some small local TV stations in Los Angeles began to invite this man named Quarter Kilogram Gold to show off his singing voice in their entertainment programs.And this kind of action immediately drove up the ratings of these small TV stations, and even the singing and entertainment program broadcasting this quarter kilogram of gold in prime time was higher than the ratings of several other major TV networks in Los Angeles!

During the various interviews and appearances, the hosts of various media, like the audience and the audience, are definitely amused by this man, and sometimes he laughs like crazy!However, no one took the initiative to pull down his face and say to this person: "Don't you know that you sing really badly?" Everyone was encouraging him to sing, and they were all deliberately digging a trap to catch him.It's all after letting him brag about himself.Then he sang foolishly, and then made the audience in front of the TV and at the scene burst into laughter. In the end, Ba Liangjin was very happy after seeing the audience burst into laughter.I also think those people are really cheering for him!

But at this time, the parent company of Jive's parent company.Simon Cowell, a well-known consultant of the Bertelsmann music group bmg, spoke.This Simon Cowell.That is to say, the middle-aged man who is particularly poisonous in American Idol in later generations. This middle-aged man almost never gives people good reviews, and he met some singers who did not perform well.He would directly say that the other party has never had the talent to rely on singing for a living in his life, and it would be better to directly let the other party find another job.Such a person, Simon Cowell, who has a fiery personality and has a poisonous evaluation, is really one of the guarantees for the ratings of "The Voice of America" ​​on American Idol!

Such a person has spoken now. Although he has not yet joined various talent shows, his status in the industry is not low.It turns out that Cowell joined the music industry in 79 and was still a producer. Before 90, he was even signed by bmg as a consultant!And this person, it was Nagata in the UK to cooperate with bmg's strategy before, and he was looking for newcomers to form a group in order to catch up with the music pod upload system!

At this time, Simon Cowell ran back to Los Angeles. As a result, instead of speaking in front of the media, Simon Cowell rushed directly into the studio of the TV station and interrupted the singing of the Eight Liang Gold during the live broadcast. Not to mention, and directly told Baliangjin in the live broadcast, "Go back to China! You guys have no talent for singing at all, and your provinces are like a cat slipping off the Empire State Building The screams from the fall! It’s tormenting everyone’s eardrums! You fool, don’t you realize that everyone laughs at you as a fool? Do you think they really like your song? Poor fool , They are all laughing at you, all of them look at you as if they are looking at a clown! Look at the face of this audience, he is full of ridicule, do you understand the ridicule?"

Simon Cowell's outburst immediately stunned the audience!Indeed, everyone is laughing, everyone is looking at a fool!Of course the TV stations and all know this, has any of them thought of something to say to the poor guy?There must be, but this is money!This is business!If they say so, they may lose their jobs!

After Simon Cowell broke out like this, even the compassion and anxiety in the hearts of everyone in the audience was a little bit aroused-yes, they were looking at a poor fool, and then took his foolishness as an excuse. Le... that's a bit of that too... especially since he doesn't know that people are laughing at him, not really liking his songs...

Just when everyone's complexion gradually turned cold, and when this kind of broadcast accident was broadcast to the whole Los Angeles, so that n many Los Angeles people could see it directly, they only saw the Chinese named Quarter Kilogram Gold, very calm He said, "I know they are laughing at me. I'm not a genius, I'm not Michael Jackson, and I haven't received professional training. How can I sing well? But you know? I have learned a truth since I was a child, even if life It's not fair to you, but as long as you work hard, there is a possibility of success! Yes! I'm considered a fool now, but so what? I have the opportunity to sing to many people, and I can use this opportunity to let many people know Me, let people who might like me notice me! Then I can work hard in private, and keep getting people who don’t recognize me to recognize me! Compared to singing badly, the saddest thing is that no one sings well I know you!" (To be continued...)