Coquettish Rebirth

The battle between Eight Liang Gold and Simon really attracted the attention of fans for a while, and it didn't even last for a short time-just this kind of soap opera, it was staged in the bmg company for a full two weeks." reality show".This reality show, that really is a scene of love and hatred, that is really a scene of enemies meeting each other with jealousy.There are even things like accidentally injuring the onlookers when the two sides get angry. It really brought a leisure, knowledgeable and interesting leisure activity to the boring common people in the United States within two weeks. Great entertainment!

And the reality show drama of these two weeks was exciting. In the end, even in this reality show drama, even if the two parties were not working together, they kept shouting at each other through the air, and even reached the point of betting on each other. Originally, this Simon It is said that if the sales of the eight-two gold single exceeds 5, then he will kiss the ass of the eight-two gold. , he'll kiss Simon's ass!And the media will be there to shoot!

Such a bet, it is too curious what the result will be!Is Simon kissing Baliangjin's ass, or is Baliangjin kissing Simon's ass?Will someone cheat?Can the [-] gold be successful in the United States?The suspenseful finale of all this is approaching step by step!That's right!The production of the Eight Liang Gold single is already being stepped up. The time required for the single is actually not long. After the producer had a detailed understanding of the singing skills and characteristics of the Eight Liang Gold, it took about a week to give the Eight Liang Gold Two golds have written a song.

The next week.Ba Liang Jin has been practicing and recording this song non-stop. Of course, he still needs to leave a little time for the tuner to adjust the post-production effects.By the time this "series" is almost at the finale, the [-]-gold single is completely ready to be released at any time!

Ever since, when the drama was reaching its climax step by step, both Eight Liang Gold and BMG began to promote the news that the single would be uploaded!Such a result really caught everyone's attention—at this time recently, no sports competition has reached the finals, and there are various American dramas and so on.That was just in the middle of the season.The suspense before the ending is still slowly being laid, how interesting is the reality version of the American drama that is about to stage the finale now!

All of a sudden, the eight taels of gold single was about to be uploaded, and it was really reported by various media in the United States.Some media even invited Simon.Getting ready inside the studio.Together with Simon, I downloaded this [-]-gold single from the Internet for the first time, and then let Simon listen to the effect of the single, and then let him evaluate it.Finally, let's see how the download volume of this single is!

The media here are constantly hyping up, and the fans of the Eight Liang Gold on the other side are also gearing up to get their credit cards ready, and they are all ready to buy the Eight Liang Gold single at the first time regardless of 21 or [-]!Not everyone among them is particularly supportive of [-] Liang gold, and some people are purely adolescent restlessness-similar to those who watch the excitement and are not afraid of big things!As long as I pay one dollar, I might be able to see Mr. Simon, a senior consultant of the internationally renowned record company BMG, personally kiss the ugly ass of the eight Liangjin. How interesting this is!Is this Nima really cheap entertainment?Maybe if you spend this dollar, you will be able to spend your whole life pointing at this matter for fun in the end!Even, even if the dollar failed to make Simon kiss Baliangjin's ass in the end, wouldn't it be possible to see Baliangjin kissing Simon's ass?The ticket price for this theater is really worth it!

Then, three days before the [-] gold single was uploaded, the name of his single was finally leaked, it was called "I will never love my relative's ass"!The name of this song is really a pun!On the one hand, this "family member's ass" of course refers to the ass of pro-Simon. After all, this matter has been spread all over the world.So the first meaning of this is that Ba Liang Jin expresses confidence, that he will not lose, and will not really kiss Simon's big ass.

In the second meaning, "kiss someone's ass" also means "flattering" in English.Just like in the Northwest saying, flattering is also called "ditch licking".The so-called ditch egg is not a homonym for dog egg, but refers to the human groin, that is, the shy part and the entire "groove" surrounded by the legs of the chrysanthemum.Therefore, if the part of "name and surname" is removed from this song, it can definitely be called "I will never flatter others" by foreign people!

The name of such a song is really interesting. Although the audition of the song has not been released yet, it is just a single name, but anyway, such a meaningful song title is still very attractive. of.

It can be said that within a few days, the attention of all walks of life in this society has been attracted by this big drama that is about to come to fruition, and the result of this big drama is coming soon—three days later, at noon, in this eight-two Before Jin's single is officially uploaded, it can be said that all walks of life are paying attention to this matter!Even if they didn't care much about it themselves, the reporters in the news and the Ramen radio station felt that they should care, so the reporters reported this matter one by one, and all sectors of society naturally followed suit.

In the nbc studio, the famous Simon, Na was talking with the host, chatting about his views on the Eight Liang Gold, while waiting for the upload of the Eight Liang Gold single.To be honest, he really listened to the [-] gold singles in advance. After all, no matter how talented he is, he still has to think about some very classic complaints in advance, so that after he has complained, The effect of others laughing when they hear it.

At the same time, when Jia Hongjian invited Simon to dinner two days ago, he had already secretly given him the music pod containing eight taels of gold songs.So Simon went home and listened to it for several days, always thinking about how to complain about the eight taels of gold. Of course he and the eight taels of gold have no enmity, and the two are actually good friends. He actually appreciates some of the ideas of the eight taels of gold .It's just that the company needs them to cooperate in acting, so this talent is so tit for tat on the crown.

"I never believe that a person like him can be successful, just like the tradition in our music industry - to mix in the music industry, you must at least have a professional level, which is the case in all walks of life , as a host, you must have a professional standard, and then look at how you look. You can’t say that because of his good looks, let him host on the basis that he doesn’t know how to host at all. Similarly, as a singer, First of all, you have to sing well, and then talk about their looks. But the eight taels of gold singing is really tormenting people. I think when God created him, he must be thinking about Satan while making his appearance! Because this guy A talent for torture inside and out! I really don't understand his supporters in a situation like this - are you all crazy? Can't you hear this guy singing ? Let me tell you, if the Eight Liang Gold can succeed, our American entertainment industry will immediately become the biggest laughing stock in the world!"

Simon said angrily.He has a talent, that is, his expression is not very rich, so when he is talking, his face looks really scary when his face is off!And when he fell down, his upright and professional attitude was simply irrefutable!At this time, the host was attracted by Simon's words, "Become the laughing stock of the whole world? How do you say this?"

"You can't even see such a simple thing? In other countries, only talented people can make records. People who don't have enough talent can't make records, and even many talented people can't sell records. Good! This is like winning the lottery! In our country, if a guy who is not good-looking, but a guy who sings worse than ordinary people, and a guy with no talent at all, if he can succeed in the film, and If it can still sell well, isn’t this a joke? Don’t tell me the American people have lost their normal aesthetics? Have we lost our aesthetics and started to take pleasure in those weird things? This is simply a joke!” Simon continued aggressively .

"Okay, the time is almost up now, there are still 20 seconds left, the singer Quarter Kilo Gold from China will officially upload his song, now let's count down... ten, nine, eight, seven, Six, five, four, three... Well, the time is up! Let's download it now! Um... The page doesn't seem to be refreshed... Okay, viewers, I'm very sorry, we seem to have a little technical glitch for the time being, Our maintenance personnel are busy conducting inspections, and now Mr. Simon... oh, oh! Well, it’s refreshed! What? My God!” The host thought he had encountered a third-level performance accident, but who knows how much Seconds later, it suddenly refreshed, and at this time, the download volume on the page has already marked "998"!In just a few seconds, nearly 1000 people downloaded it?Nima, is this true?

"Mr. Simon! Dear audience friends, now we have been able to download the new eighty-two gold single. But in the process of downloading, we found that this eighty-two gold single has been downloaded by 998 people, counting we should It’s 999 people, and it’s about to break through the 1000-person mark! What? Audience friends, our director has sent the latest news, and we’ve seen on another computer that’s constantly refreshing, the number of downloads for the eight taels of gold single It has risen to 1200 people!" (To be continued...)