Coquettish Rebirth

Soon, Jia Hongjian and his new company gathered around 300 people.Originally, Jia Hongjian and the others had negotiated a contract of intent with three companies, asking each of them to hire [-] people, so shouldn't this be [-] people?That's what I said, but Indians pat their chests and say no problem no matter what happens, even if they have problems.So in the end, someone really had a problem—and it wasn't just one company that had a problem, but three companies that had a problem!

The three companies, if you use abc to describe them, each company originally wanted 80 people to come over, but in the end, company a sent more than 70 people over, a dozen less, and company b sent 30 people over, less 50, and then company C sent more than 200 people over. The total added up was just over [-]!Up to now, it can be said that Jia Hongjian really has a deep understanding of the style of this Indian!

So when Jia Hongjian and the others began to train these two hundred people, Jia Hongjian's first request was like this - "First of all, I want you to change your habits. I found that you Indians are When you make a request, you always pat your chest and say no problem, even when you know there is a problem, you still say no problem. I am not saying that your habit is not good. Maybe this is a well-known problem in India. There are unspoken rules and a tacit understanding in a culture, but please understand that not everyone in a foreign country understands your habit, so when you say there is no problem, maybe they will really think that there is no problem. So, if you want to join our ams company, my first request is to ask you to learn to say [no]! Do you understand, I need something you think you can’t do, so don’t say it’s okay! Otherwise, your promise will be broken If you bring trouble to the company, the company has to wipe your ass, and in the end, if the company loses a lot, then we can only choose to fire you!"

After Jia Hongjian's words came out, his expression was quite serious. He really felt that this was a serious problem!Because if there is any problem with the product at that time, a customer will just clamor to return the product.Could it be that even his own fault caused the product to be damaged.Should this also be returned?Of course this cannot be returned!But if these Indians pat their chests and say it's okay, what's the matter?

But who knows, as soon as Jia Hongjian finished speaking, he heard that the two hundred or so people were not afraid at all.Then everyone patted their chests like they hadn't thought about it and said in a hurry: "No problem!" "No problem" "No problem" "No problem"...

No problem your sister!You beasts!At that time, Jia Hongjian became very angry.What do these animals mean.ah?Just warned them not to do it, and now they're doing it again?At this moment, he was glaring at the group of animals, and Sandeep, who was closest to Jia Hongjian, was about to burst out of his heart!He subconsciously wanted to shake his head and say there was a problem.But just before the exit, it suddenly occurred to me that if there is a problem, it means that I can't change it, and if I can't change it, I will be driven away?So Sandeep's eyes widened at that time, and he opened his mouth but stupidly made no sound!

In the end, who knew that it was his action that attracted Jia Hongjian's attention, so he became a target of public criticism!At this time, I saw Jia Hongjian directly asking him loudly, "Your name is Sandeep? What's your problem?"

"No...no, master...boss..." Sandeep hurriedly waved his hands in embarrassment, but soon there was an impulse in his head, wanting to say immediately that he would definitely do what Jia Hongjian said, Absolutely no problem!But before he was about to say this, he suddenly realized that this seemed to violate the rules, as if there was no guarantee? "Boss, I will try my best to control myself, and I will try my best to control my impulse before I say it!"

"That's right!" Jia Hongjian finally found out that there was a person with a smarter brain. After he praised Sandeep, he let the poor guy go.Next, I heard him say loudly again: "In the next week, I will arrange two courses for you, one course is to get rid of your habit, and the second course is to change your accent!" No Wrong, Jia Hongjian has already discovered these two major problems of Indians during the few days in India, and he just wants to get rid of these problems during the probationary period!All kinds of computer operation training, related computer maintenance training and service training, etc., can wait until later, what needs to be done now is to get rid of the bad habits of these people first!

Next, he started accent training and habit training.What he has to do is very simple. First of all, in terms of habit training, he divides two hundred people into two groups. During the training, one group calls the opposite group with various questions prepared. Then the people in the face-to-face group will conduct questions and answers according to the requirements of customer service. Of course, there is an answer set in front of them.There are not many such questions, only one or two pages, so it is not troublesome to find them.Among these questions, there are many wonderful requirements, which are basically impossible for enterprises to agree to.The most important thing about this way of calling and answering questions is to let the employees develop a habit of picking up the phone and not just patting their chests and saying that there is no problem!

In this training, of course, there must be rewards and punishments—just like training animals, you must always give benefits when you do something right, and punish you if you do something wrong, so that small animals can have conditioned reflexes, right?Therefore, if this person did something wrong, if they can’t do it again, after saying that there is no problem, another group of people who call them can record it, and then the person who answered the phone will be deducted money, and the record Those who come down can get half of the money deducted by the other party!And when the other party does not make random guarantees, then the other party can get a small reward of 10 rupees.

The first training session of this kind in the morning, during the two-hour training, almost everyone's wages for the day were deducted, and at the same time, almost everyone got half of the money deducted from others, that is, It is said that after such a morning, 90% of people's wages for that day have shrunk by half!

But fortunately, the afternoon course is American oral English.For this course, it is relatively safe - at least no money will be deducted, only money will be awarded!This course is similar to domestic classroom teaching, that is, Jia Hongjian, Ye Jing, and a few younger brothers from the United States each lead a class of thirty or forty students, starting from the International Phonetic Alphabet.Of course, this is teaching adults after all, and it’s not about teaching English to people who don’t understand English at all, so the main thing is to correct their pronunciation.This is easy to do. First of all, the instructors demonstrate and explain the correct pronunciation on the stage, and then call everyone on the stage to pronounce on the side. Those who pronounce correctly will be rewarded, and those who are wrong... For the time being No money will be deducted.

Under the circumstances that they could only get rewards but not deduct money, this group of Indians were quite motivated.At the beginning, they were all babbling like children and practicing how to pronounce a sound over and over again, but when they got a few small coins for correct pronunciation, when Jia Hongjian and others began to investigate what they had learned in one hour. At the time of five or six phonetic symbols, this group of people began to grow old!

What kind of old state is born?That's the kind of old-fashioned attitude that makes it seem that the faster you speak, the better your English is!The five or six phonetic symbols that were finally handed over to them, they quickly said it like a tongue twister, so that people could hardly hear their pronunciation!And they themselves are still complacent, as if they have so many bunkers!your sister!Do you really want people to beat them like this?There is definitely a feeling that if you beat them up, you can upgrade yourself, right?

After scolding these people for a while, and threatening to withhold money, these people gradually understand that speaking fast does not seem to be a good sign of English in the eyes of foreigners. Instead, they should speak slowly. Let people understand.In this regard, many Indians have shown that they want to serve mentally handicapped children. It is like Americans whose English is so poor that they have to wait so slowly to understand.Moreover, the American English accent is still so "heavy", which is not at all as good as Indian English!However, just for Xiaoqianqian's sake, he reluctantly waited on them.

To be honest, Jia Hongjian and the others really missed it.He really doesn't know how this Indian got so much confidence. It's like being very proud to say that our Bangzi stars are the most popular in the world, and then a group of people in the audience said Your sister who welcomes you the same.This stick and India, I really don't know where the sense of superiority and self-confidence come from.On the one hand, the Bangzi people can say that their kimchi dishes are much richer than Chinese dishes, on the other hand, this Indian laughs at the heavy English accent of the Americans... Where is this shit?Taking it here in India, I really entered the country of madmen, and then people who are not crazy feel that they are crazy in the eyes of others!

After almost a week of such training, these Indians finally made some progress.Now basically 80% of the people will not make random promises under all kinds of provocations, and the other 20% of the people will still be a little deserted from time to time.On the other hand, in terms of accent, although it cannot be said that the accent has been changed to be the same as that of Americans, in any case, their habit of swallowing sounds and randomly lengthening or shortening sounds has been changed a lot. For the sake of speaking, speaking English still allows others to listen carefully and understand what they are saying.Moreover, they are gradually getting used to speaking English slowly, so it should not be too much of a test for American ears.

Under such a situation, it is finally time to start the real training. The first thing to do is cultural training—to be familiar with American culture... (to be continued...)