Coquettish Rebirth

Jia Hongjian thought about it in comparison with the later "Rush Hour", and sure enough, this movie in history has one black and one white - although Cheng Long is not considered white, but compared to blacks, he is already considered white Yes, and then one is more rigid, one is more "lively", one is more American, and the other is more Asian. In this way, a lot of jokes have been created.However, the style of this entire film is actually different from Cheng Long's films. According to the usual Cheng Long films, even if there are two protagonists, such as "Fast Food Truck", it is not enough to say that Cheng Long portrayed such an unsmiling person like an alien visitor.

So it can be said that this "Rush Hour" is Cheng Long's compromise with American movies.The tone of the whole movie is still an American-style film, and all the jokes are also American-style jokes, but Chinese content is added in the middle, and Cheng Long added his fighting into the plot.For such a setting, it is understandable for Jia Hongjian to be clumsy. After all, Cheng Long was not well-known in Hollywood before. It's just a trick player who has lived through several tricks and hasn't succeeded!

That's right!In the 80s, Cheng Long made his way to Hollywood, and at first he was the protagonist, filming a movie called "The Tyrant of the Killer"... no, it was the movie "The Trenches of the Killer".Although this movie still has Cheng Long's style of fighting, but because he can't get the editing rights, his whole fight can't be used to make people breathless, but it looks soft and procrastinated!Later, there was a "Cannonball Run".This Cheng Long is even more marginalized in the movie, he just plays a "programmer" who is in charge of computer operation in the back seat of one of the cars in the "Cannonball Run" competition, this is really a supporting role among the supporting roles!

Under such circumstances, even if Cheng Long has already achieved fame in this era and is already all kinds of awesome, the second time he comes to Hollywood is to fulfill his godfather's wish, then of course it cannot be said that he must be the only one. The protagonist, it's impossible to say that the whole movie has to do what he does -- according to him.He didn't understand until he got to Hollywood.He is really not a big name, he wanders around Hollywood with 30 people, but people know who he is?People really didn't bring so many big Hollywood stars with them when they came out!Moreover, even Zhou Runfa, who is equally popular in Hong Kong, is not good.This is after Hollywood.Have you become the protagonist of some blockbuster movie?No!

In a place like Hollywood where white men are absolutely dominant.It's not easy to mix with black people, let alone yellow people?For yellow people, watch movies with white protagonists.There is nothing uncomfortable about it, but for Caucasians, it is not easy for them to be brought in when they see a yellow person as the protagonist!They just love bringing in whites!When they brought in white people, the black actors in Hollywood could only play the kind of people who were amused by their mouths, and they might have to die to save the white protagonist before the final ending!How many black people account for in the American population? People can push Obama to power, but among the first-line Hollywood stars, how many black people are there?

Thinking of this, Jia Hongjian just said, "Brother Cheng Long, the same sentence, if you encounter anything in Hollywood, call me. This is my mobile phone number, which is common between China and the United States! Everyone is hanging out overseas. We are all Chinese, so we should help each other, huh?" "Thank you, thank you, okay, I will definitely trouble Mr. Jia when I encounter problems!" Cheng Long was very happy.Of course he is happy, he is not very airy, especially after he went to Hollywood in the 80s, he is even less airy.Because if you compare it with Hollywood superstars, you will know the gap.Even if he returned to Hong Kong and saw some half-red but not black young actors pretending to be big names, he would speak up to educate them!And he also likes to get along well with this kind of boss. For example, he himself has a very good relationship with Mitsubishi Motors Corporation in Japan. Basically, after the 90s, many of his good sports cars in movies are from Mitsubishi, and they all rely on It's a personal relationship, and it doesn't cost a penny!This is the power of relationships!

Here Cheng Long hung up the phone, very happy to have a big boss like Jia Hongjian in the world.As for Jia Hongjian, he was frowning and thinking about strategies.To be honest, although Jia Hongjian didn't have to help Cheng Long, this kind of help was actually of no real benefit to him.But the problem is that he wants to go up to take advantage of it, but in the end he can't take advantage of it. This feeling of missing out makes him very uncomfortable!What is Jia Hongjian's status now?This is the big boss, and if you want to give a little "help" to others, you can't be grateful, why?So at this time, he began to think, whether he could come up with a better idea than "Rush Hour" that is more suitable for Cheng Long!

What is the idea?This idea is definitely more suitable for Cheng Long than "Rush Hour"! What is the image of Cheng Long in the film before "Rush Hour"?It's the Cheng Long in "Who Am I" who jumped from the slanted window of a 20-storey building in the Netherlands!It is a scene of fighting with foreign thugs in person on the edge of the roof of a 20-storey building, where they may fall at any time!Even the invincible policeman in "Police Story" with a strong sense of justice is a lunatic who can jump off the top of a shopping mall in order to catch bad guys!It’s the fighting scenes that absolutely don’t need a double, and it’s the bachelor habit in his movies in the 80s that he would continue to stand up and hug each other even if he was knocked down hundreds of times, wanting to “die together”!

None of these "Rush Hour" can satisfy! What's in Rush Hour?In some cases, after coming to the United States, the FBI refused to let him go to the consulate, so he flipped over the wall and jumped into the window of the consulate in a small case, that's it.Plus fights inside various buildings at most!At most, it is to add a scene of falling from a high place in the final building, falling on the "ribbon" and sliding down all the way.In "Rush Hour", it can be said that it is more than funny, but not thrilling!In other words, it is thrilling enough, but not crazy enough!Not enough to die!As for Cheng Long's movie, it must be killed!It's the kind of death that can scare the insurance companies all over the world from insuring him!

So Jia Hongjian offered Cheng Long a chance to go to Hollywood and die?As a reborn person, Jia Hongjian knew that Cheng Long, who was born in 54, was already 98 years old in 44!He has already started to think about transforming, and he is a little bit immovable!This is why Cheng Long started to make films like "Glass Bottle" in the past few years around here in history, and he just started to try to turn to literature and drama!And what about "Baby Project" after that, he really made fewer and fewer beatings, and even in "New Police Story", he no longer played the unbeatable policeman, but began to play the decadent policeman. People beat the cops!Why?Because he felt that he couldn't move anymore, that he was old and had to transform!

So, within four or five years, when Cheng Long can barely move and still has momentum, give him a chance to finally die in front of Hollywood and the whole world, will he want it?If Jia Hongjian were Cheng Long, he would definitely want it!Because he is Cheng Long!He is the champion of death!In the many years he has dealt with the god of death, he has never lost!

Thinking of this, Jia Hongjian decided in his mind that he would come up with a more competitive book, and through this book, Cheng Long's deadly skills can be fully utilized, and then when the eldest brother is 50 years old, Make him famous all over the world!However, such a notebook cannot be produced by Jia Hongjian himself!Why do you say that?Because Jia Hongjian is not Cheng Long!Even if he knew that Cheng Long would commit suicide, he couldn't think of a death story that would tempt Cheng Long in a short time!

That's right!Although he, Jia Hongjian, could come up with an idea to kill him.But this kind of death idea, in the opinion of death expert Cheng Long, may be just playing tricks or it may not be realized at all!For example, there is no Burj Khalifa these days, but the Huaxia High-tech Building is almost built. Jia Hongjian wrote a book similar to Uncle Tom’s Jumping Burj Khalifa and changed it to Jumping Huaxia High-Tech Building. Will Cheng Long read it?Could it be that Jia Hongjian thought it was beautiful, but after seeing the book, Cheng Long said directly, "Are you crazy? How can you not die after jumping like this? Crazy line!" Of course, such an analogy may not be true. Appropriate, but just such an example.

Jia Hongjian wanted to make a notebook, so he had to find someone who was familiar with Cheng Long to write a dead-end idea that would definitely attract Cheng Long.As for this book, everything should be written to Cheng Long's itch, making Cheng Long feel like an addiction.Who is such a person?Jia Hongjian temporarily had a crazy idea in his mind, but before implementing this idea, he had to consult Spielberg for his opinion!Don't look back, Spielberg and the others don't agree, if Jia Hongjian works hard alone, it won't work!

So he quickly called Spielberg on his side, "Stephen, I have an idea here. Cheng Long is going to come to Hollywood to develop now, but I saw the book that the New Cinema Company gave him. It's not very good." It suits his style. So I was thinking, should I find someone to write a book that fits his style of death, and then attract him to make our movie. We can even hand over the directorship of the whole movie to Cheng Long himself, at most One or two executive directors from the United States, we DreamWorks will produce and distribute... how about it?"

"I think it's okay!" Spielberg himself is also a movie lunatic. He belongs to the kind of people who watch the excitement and are not afraid of big things. He is not worried about what will happen if Cheng Long really dies this time!But now he is curious about one thing, that is, who is Jia Hongjian talking about finding someone to write it for?So after he asked here, he never expected Jia Hongjian's answer——

"Who to look for? It's very simple! Is there anyone in the world who knows himself better than Cheng Long himself? So, we are going to find Cheng Long and ask him to write a suicide note that is most likely to impress Cheng Long, and then use this Let me persuade Cheng Long to give up "Rush Hour" and come to our side to die!" Jia Hongjian said like a tongue twister. (To be continued..)